She is a Panda.
She is really his father.
I fucked her last night
She is the mother of a real comedian
She doesn't know what is up with airline food, either.
She makes great flapjacks.
She was a hamster.
She married a man who smelled of elderberries.
She will be contacted by me and informed of her son's nasty habits.
I delivered a rather big UPS package to her, as I was lugging it to her living room, she was nice enough to offer me a brownie she handmade (with mittens! ( ˃ ヮ˂). They were so good I slipped practically the whole tray of it into my bag while she wasn't looking. I felt bad because as I was sneaking out I noticed by looking at the party signs stating that it was their anniversary.
Poor bastard could have used some really high quality imported and expensive ingredients. I never forgot her even to this day.
She is ugly.
she's as lame as his son
She is mai waifu
>>14 Doesn't have one because I killed her, hahahaha (my evil laugh)
She's flying out to see me in 3 weeks. I haven't seen her in 11 months ;_;
She belongs in the "ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight" thread.
She's a lovely lady and a fantastic fuck.
She insulted my mother!
She's my mother.
She picks her scabs and keeps them in a baggy and chews on them and sometimes offers them to the person sitting next to her on the bus