"that stupid fucking bouncy music that's popular these days"
Seriously, I want to know if this is a genre and what it's called so I can properly avoid it, but Google doesn't seem to know. I hear it all the goddamn time though. It's some kind of bouncy piano-based stuff with female vocals singing about love or her new IKEA chair or some shit like that. IT makes me want to pull my fucking fingernails out.