γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
⊂|：乂：| /
ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
（ ・∀・） I see you were just as old and worthless then as you are now, grandpa!
（ ・∀・） I'm from the future, and I'm here to kill you before you fuck my grandmother!
>>4
（ ・∀・）well, then, I will travel back in time further, a year before you even met grandma.
Then I will pay the surgeon that removed your hemorrhoids to simultaneously give you a vasectomy.
( ´ω`) All of you, shut the hell up and quit disturbing my flashback!
( ´ω`) So there we were, standing toe-to-toe with a horde of murderous Kossacks!
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
C∧ ∧
___ ○(ﾟДﾟ；)
／◎＼……C｜ ＼
∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| oh god why are you standing around alone in the middle of the field
| with all the enemy artillery trained on you don't you have any sense
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver.
(|〆乂：| / The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ it appears i have walked straight through
(|〆乂：| / the pacific ocean
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Bayonet the god-damn-fucjing koreans!!
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
<丶｀∀´><丶｀∀´><丶｀∀´><丶｀∀´><丶｀∀´><丶｀∀´>
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
<丶｀∀´>∩ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
C∧ ∧
___ ○(ﾟДﾟ；)
／◎＼……C｜ ＼
∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| We need backup! For each American, that's about ten
| Koreans that will go down. The problem is that there are
| 300 Koreans and one half-senile expecting grandpa!
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ˃ ヮ˂) ∩ Find and set free a bunch of cats and dogs, and a BBQ grill! That will lure them all out into one location as they fry the cats and dogs and eat them. Then toss a grenade in that direction!
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
ノ ノ ノ
∧ ノ ノ
::::::|::/ ノ
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::::::| .//￣￣￣￣＼＼::::.＼ [Kimchi 2 Go]:::.＼
::::)｀⌒ヽ .// ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;＼＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼
::::( モ:|| ┏┫.r....―┐┌＼＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼:::.＼
: :::)ヽ ラ.|| /三三ヽ----:| ||--|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l||
::::( ビ :|| ｛三焼三｝ ..::| || ゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛゛||皮|゛゛゛゛゛゛||つ||゛
: :::) | :||｛;;三き三;;｝ ..::| || ζ ζ .∧＿∧ ||.く ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
::::( ル..:|| ｛三鳥三｝ ...::| || /########/ < ｀∀´> ＜ How you like
: :::)..;.:;;;;|| ヽ三三ﾉ . .:| || ||,,从人､､|| （ つ つ‐{}@{}@ ＼ your BBQ nida?
::::'⌒ヽ'..|| ..┗＾┛...─―| ||''￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
::::::| ... .. ||...../r|;;;.|| ;:;. : :| || 全 種 類 一本\100 |
^^^^^^ ￣￣￣￣￣""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Extra kimchi please.
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
［ (★) ］_
<丶´Д｀> What we ever do to you nida?
（ﾐ 北 ）
） ｜（
〈＿フ__フ
γへ
ノ＿＿_ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Deploy airborne troops!
(|〆乂：| /
／ ノ⁁ へ
( ク ＼ク
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＼ ｜ / /
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＼ | / ／
＼ ｜ / ／
＼ | / ／
＼ ∧＿∧/ ／ WE HAVE A RENDEZVOUS
○（ ´∀｀）○
＼ ））-））／ WITH DESTINY
|⌒I、│
（＿） ノ
∪
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＼ | / ／
＼ ｜ / ／
＼ | / ／
＼ ∧＿∧/ ／ OUR STRENGTH AND COURAGE STRIKE THE SPARK
○（ ´∀｀）○
＼ ））-））／ THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE MEN FREE
|⌒I、│
（＿） ノ
∪
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＼ | / ／
＼ ｜ / ／
＼ | / ／
＼ ∧＿∧/ ／ KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE JOB
○（ ゜∀｀）○
＼ ））-））／ TO BE DONE
|⌒I、│
（＿） ノ
∪
(´・・) BARATATATAT! ∬・ ・≫zizizizizizip!!
＼┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・∬ ：・．・ヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■／|＼ ∬ ・・．：(>>1)．・ヽ(´Д`)ノ．zizizip!!．．
(´・・) BARATATATAT!! ∬ ・ ・ ・ノノヽ(´Д`)ノzip!!
＼┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・∬ ・ ・・・・・ノノヽ(´Д)ノ ヽ(´Д)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■／|＼ ∬ ・・ヽ(´Д)ノ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノ zizizip!!
(´・・) BARATATATAT!! ∬・・ ・・・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
＼┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・・∬・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノ・ヽ(´Д)ノ|＿|￣ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■／|＼ ∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノ ＿|￣|ヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■／|＼ ∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
(´・・) BARATATATAT!! ∬・ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
＼┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■／|＼ ∬ ・・zip!!υ"
( ・-・) Well, that worked out real well.
( ´ω`) Best thread ever, if I do say so myself.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in The War?
< ヽ｀∀´> It's not over yet you old fool. Kekekekekekekeke.
( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!