[Stolen from 6ch]If _______ was/were legal[internet lawyers] (11)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 03:50

If ______ was/were legal, I'd ____________.

If stealing threads from other websites was legal, I'd steal a lot more cool threads and post them here.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 03:54

If eating a butt was legal, I'd probably still not do it.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 05:31

If cross-pollinating the Elitist Superstructure with anything other than 2ch memes was legal, I'd release the emergency mittens.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 05:38

If getting drunk and posting on 4ch was legal, i'd be doigdsngit right now.

Oh wait...

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:23

If punching people for no reason were legal, I'd probably be in the hospital right now.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 20:15

if raping any girl on street was legal, i'd not fuck any of them afraid of becoming aids

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 19:32

If smoking didn't kill me, I'd still die a premature death.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:02

If reincarnation were legal, I'd wait to find out more.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 22:21

If human cloning were legal, I'd wait 18 years for genital transplants and proudly keep the old ones attached to me.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 01:57

If music file sharing was legal, I'd still buy music occasionally to support the artist.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:38

If prostitution were legal, Amsterdam would stop being a toirist attraction

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