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( ゚ -゚) The album "xx" by the xx.
( ゚ -゚) I put the screw in the tuna...
( ゚ -゚) because of some fucking necromancer, half-dead threads rise from their grave to kill DQN
( ´゚ω゚`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
( ゚ -゚) That guy I just kicked in the shins seems pretty unhappy...
( ゚ -゚) What the fuck did I do to deserve being kicked in the shins by some otaku?
captcha: suck
Huh...
( ゚ -゚) Being useless in general.
Being you.
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( ゚ -゚) (・-・ )
( ゚ -゚) (・-・ ) I hate you too.
( ゚ -゚) Spending the day worried sick because a friend you only know on the internet joked (hopefully) about killing themselves.
( ゚ -゚) At some point we have to realize it can't go back. I wish I could hate you, because I care about you and you make me feel like shit in return. But I miss you already.
_,,,
_/::o・ァ < You can't tell by my body language, but I am unhappy right now.
∈ミ;;;ノ,ノ
( ゚ -゚) having a huge pus-filled sore on my back.
( ゚ -゚) Knowing that >>370's ailment is an established fetish.
( ゚ -゚) David Bowie will die some day.
( ゚ -゚) Sitting at home doing an essay when I could be having CUDDLES
( ゚ -゚) wanting to watch 2012 with girlfriend but ended up quarreling and her drinking with her friends
( ゚ -゚) Vending machines that charge more than a dollar but won't take a five.
( ゚ -゚) Vending machines that only take a two dollar.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Actually, screw that, that would be pretty cool!
( ゚ -゚) The fact that two-dollar bills aren't popular. THEY FILL A MUCH-NEEDED GAP BETWEEN ONES AND FIVES, KTHX.
( ゚ -゚) Life.
( ゚ -゚) That we can't have nice things.
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( ゚ -゚) Larry Sabato continues to subvert the plans of the Elitist Superstructure. He must be stopped!
Funny thing is, you can still get two-dollar bills from banks.
( ゚ -゚) Getting stuck in an elevator filled with other people and having to fart really bad.
( ゚ -゚) www.4chan.org
( ゚ -゚) you realise that you actually don't have any friends and you were imagining the whole thing all along and
( ゚ -゚) I just noticed YET AGAIN how much i miss my ex girlfriend who still loves me. It's worse than losing the game.
( ゚ -゚) The thread about girls in the elitist superstructure.
( ゚ -゚) Girls in the elitist superstructure.
( ゚ -゚) Missing the bus to school three Fridays in a row.
( ゚ -゚) Working at Mcdonald's
( ゚ -゚) Not owning a belt-sander to use for sanding the skin off my arm so I can phone in sick tomorrow.
( ゚ -゚) Being engaged to a beautiful girl but still having conversations about suicide together.
( ゚ -゚) People not understanding that there is a big irony in telling me to think for myself with the implication that I should think their way instead of thinking what I already think.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU THINK FOR *YOUR*SELF, DAMMIT!
( ゚ -゚) My roommate took my umbrella and it's raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate
( ゚ -゚) My father's ex-girlfriend just unfriended him on Facebook, and so now I need to feign sympathy to his first exposure to internet drama.
( ゚ -゚) Getting on the bus to Edinburgh but ending up in Glasgow
( ゚ -゚) Ma name's Duncan Campbell fae the shire o Argyll
A've traivellt this country for mony's the mile
A've traivellt thro Irelan, Scotlan an aa
An the name A go under's bauld Erin-go-Bragh
Ae nicht in Auld Reekie A walked doun the street
Whan a saucy big polis A chanced for tae meet
He glowert in ma face an he gied me some jaw
Sayin whan cam ye owre, bauld Erin-go-Bragh?
Well, A am not a Pat tho in Irelan A've been
Nor am A a Paddy tho Irelan A've seen
But were A a Paddy, that's nothin at aa
For thair's mony's a bauld hero in Erin-go-Bragh
Well A know ye're a Pat by the cut o yer hair
Bit ye aa turn tae Scotsmen as sune as ye're here
Ye left yer ain countrie for brakin the law
An we're seizin aa stragglers fae Erin-go-Bragh
An were A a Pat an ye knew it wis true
Or wis A the devil, then whit's that tae you?
Were it no for the stick that ye haud in yer paw
A'd show ye a game played in Erin-go-Bragh
An a lump o blackthorn that A held in ma fist
Aroun his big bodie A made it tae twist
An the blude fae his napper A quickly did draw
An paid him stock-an-interest for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit the people cam roun like a flock o wild geese
Sayin catch that daft rascal he's killt the police
An for every freen A had A'm shair he had twa
It wis terrible hard times for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit A cam tae a wee boat that sails in the Forth
An A packed up ma gear an A steered for the North
Fareweill tae Auld Reekie, yer polis an aa
An the devil gang wi ye says Erin-go-Bragh
Sae come aa ye young people, whairever ye're from
A don't give a damn tae whit place ye belang
A come fae Argyll in the Heilans sae braw
Bit A ne'er took it ill bein caad Erin-go-Bragh.
Being sick for the third damn time this season.
( ゚ -゚) People seem to have missed the entire point of MLIA.
( ゚ -゚) Having two assholes.
( ゚ -゚) Bad jokes.
( ゚ -゚) comedowns.
( ゚ -゚) Losing a hard-drive.
( ゚ -゚) Realizing that your hard-drive only contains porn.
( ゚ -゚) Realizing my hard drive also contains frivolous non-pornographic materials.
( ゚ -゚) Having a hernia for over a year, and doing nothing about it.
( ゚ -゚) The thread directly below this one.
My mouse is broken and I am having to use mouse keys
( ゚ -゚) Fuck you, Death Clock. Forty years is too long a wait.
( ゚ -゚) The thread directly below the thread below this one.
( ゚ -゚) Using the euphenism "posts" to refer to collections of text on an internet bulletin board.
( ゚ -゚) This entire board.
( ゚ -゚) The fact that this thread depresses me less than the ''Post Awesome Things'' thread.
( ゚ -゚)I was watching some sugar gliders of some people I knew in my dorm last night and it was really fun but one of them pissed on my chair and it stinks to high heaven.
( ゚ -゚) I had to google "sugar glider". I've missed out on this cuteness for so long.
( ゚ -゚) Christmas has lost all of its magic for me. I must be a terrible person.
( ゚ -゚) Only having 11,000 dollars in the bank.
( ゚ -゚) seeing >>439 complain about that when I'd be glad to have that much.
( ゚ -゚) How small of a person I am to post >>439 just to make others sad.
( ゚ -゚) Loneliness.
( ゚ -゚) Loneliness.
I CAN NOT BE WITH HER
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/HERMES/DETAILS/00590m.jpg
( ゚ -゚) Some shitty fuckhead bumped a bunch of dead threads today.
rocks fell and everybody died
After all I think I am REALLY japanese robosalaryman
I have bipolar disorder