( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to poop but I'm too tired to get out of my chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too late now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My 21st birthday is coming up. I'm not telling anyone because I really don't want to spend it drunk.
http://totalinvestor.blogspot.com/2010/08/rising-pork-bellies-prices-hit-all-time.html
First PEAK OIL. Now, PEAK BACON. We're DOOOOOOOOOMED
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have MS Gothic.
(。っ_-。) I don't ... deserve MS Gothic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All my copies of MS Gothic are legit because I'm anal about copyright matters when it comes to fonts, even though the licensors probably couldn't give a shit as long as Microsoft keeps bringing home the bacon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This puts me out a couple hundred bucks for each of my Windows XP licenses. Just because one ugly font is used to create works of immense beauty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the files on my hard drive with squid manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the squid manga on my hard drive with squid ero-manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>544 should have posted in the "post happy things" thread...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need a smoke.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need medication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Investing 5 hours into reading a 80k words long fanfic, only to find out that although it has started out nicely, its quality consistently deteriorated and the ending was extremely unsatisfactory.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some weed would be nice.
I feel depressed...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ankle hurts again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need entertainment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend sleeps at night and then during the day
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The first hit for "mildly uplifting" is some article whining about how Glenn Beck is popular. And whining is not mildly uplifting at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was trying to keep away from BBSes for quite a while, but I ended up sinking deeper in my depression.
>>559
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm addicted to this place. It's depressing when I have an assignment to finish writing and I'd much rather post shit on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to sleep for a week, but I have no home to sleep in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Peter Moskalyk is dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So is my hamster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never feel good enough. I'm just waiting for the right time to kill myself.
>>567 you'd be better if you pick something to get good at and work at it.
>>569 ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
I'm extremely talented and in a broad spectrum of skills. I'm physically in great shape, and very attractive. My IQ is higher than 99.9% of the population, yet I have painfully awkward social skills. I mean, I can't even respond to the everyday "Hello, how are you doing?" without anxiety. I really don't want this to come off as arrogant, because I assure you, it's not a pleasant situation, but even when I do manage friends, it's always with the opposite gender, as my like-gendered peers and I have very little in common. Unfortunately, because as previously stated, almost every time I manage to feel comfortable in a friendship, something happens to make it awkward. I'm the product of a disturbing childhood, and haven't really recovered, not because I don't want to, but because of a lack in opportunity. So here I am now, I've got everything trying to work out, my life has more potential to be 'normal/happy' than ever before, yet, I feel like I am letting my social anxiety/awkwardness ruin it. It physically hurts to think that I might mess this up, and the stress of that possibility is crippling. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My right tit being bigger than my left because I'm too impatient to masturbate any other way than to jerk; with my right hand as fast as possible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Elitist Superstructure is comprised of several clones of >>571 and one panda.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I accidentally installed an extension that puts everything on DQN in Helvetica
On the other hand, dethrace is preobablt the coolest captcha I've evr had
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why would you want everything in Helvetica? For text, sure, but it makes AA look wrong.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though, the non-AA stuff is whatever my default font is. No need to touch Stylish there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am such a font snob.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What was wrong with just deleting the font completely? Do they actually need it for something? That's almost disturbing.
>>576 I didn't mean it to apply to dqn, but it makes facebook more fun! Actually, I'm going to see if there's one that puts everything in Mona
But what should I do with this wheelbarrow full of unused serifs from Helvetica?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might not make rent this month.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Customs charges on packages from Japan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I live in a garage and it always feels colder than it really is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to put my old cat to sleep a few weeks ago and today while I was sitting on the couch watching TV one of the pillows shifted and nudged me in my side just like my old cat used to when she wanted to cuddle and I started crying again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I even do one little thing wrong.
I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I they do one little thing wrong. (ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut "it" off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha! Vague antecedents!
（ ´ω｀） Mitten Girl, you so crazy.
( ﾟ дﾟ) OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's pretty mean
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of foot-mittens in the middle of a cold winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to the store to buy a carton of milk, not reading the expiration date, taking it home, and finding out it's going to go bad the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Milk uses a sell by date in my country. It's not an expiration date. They can't guess when it's going to expire once it leaves the store.
About the dress-up game. The maker refunded my money I gave him as commission to work on it. He obviously doesn't want to do it. At least he gave me my monies back, huh? I might have him send me what he had so far, and have another guy work on it. Hopefully he hasn't deleted everything already.
It was probably going to be expensive as I kept wanting more and more features, but it still might be finished. Someday. I'll save up and work for money to fund it.
In truth, I think I scared the guy off because I wanted him to play fart noises when Osaka's butt was clicked. Then she would either giggle like she put her face in the flour or will say "That wasn't mine" for bigger farts.
Don't cross your fingers for it being done anytime soon. I'll inquire about this other guy doing it.
And I'll warn him about Osaka's gastrointestinal functions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The hit counter is down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every school district for miles is closed. do businesses close, ever? hell no, we get to drive in that mess.
The backslash character comes out as a yen symbol in some fonts. I DNO Y LOL ¯\(°ヮo)/¯
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to carefully disarm a TNT brick placed early only to smash is accidentally.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rebuilding a few square meters of floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Atenolol really fucks you up in a bad way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crushing on a engaged straight guy living 4.5k km away from you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like being stuck in perpetual [ITT] threads filled with accusations of previous poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realising your bench, squat and olympic lift progress has been retrograde since you decided to cut.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising you look and feel worse after the cut and should have kept bulking during the winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Understanding that the surgery scars on your chest have turned into a wad of scar tissue that looks like chewing gum, and that's not pleasant in an advertisement.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wondering if you'll still be employable as a clothing model after a year of strength training.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...urinary tract infections.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's getting to be too warm for mittens in the northern hemisphere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "mittens" on DQN is turning into WLW's jaffa cakes
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not knowing what "WLW" or "jaffa cakes" are.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a few energy drinks so that you could be more productive and focused...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only to end up staying up all night on the Internet instead of doing your work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) staying up all nights for a few months. Even without energy drinks. I just wrote a hokku about this:
Youth's drama.
Unproductive and depressed –
NEET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll take another hour or two of grinding before I can beat the Elite Four.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even while I sleep peacefully at night, people are suffering out there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are making blog posts on DQN and SAoVQ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People sleeping peacefully while I lie there awake and suffering all night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stupid chronic butt itch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's almost morning. Proper people will go to work soon. They are going to push the mankind one little step forward... but what am I going to do? Wake up in the evening and feel ashamed of myself?.. why even bother...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so complicated‼
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inability to make quality posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing people with jobs and social lives claiming to be NEET or hikikomori whilst I sit here yet another day in loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) loser dokyuns making me feel guilty for being so awesome.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) soulless handakuten-eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>625 being annoying, loose assholes that shit on everything with their stupid posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dokyuns arguing with eachother
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to properly punctuate my senteces.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) glow in the dark butt hats from Guam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obama's pointless attacks on Libya indicate that he's even dumber about the world than Dubya was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't voted for him.