( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Customs charges on packages from Japan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I live in a garage and it always feels colder than it really is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to put my old cat to sleep a few weeks ago and today while I was sitting on the couch watching TV one of the pillows shifted and nudged me in my side just like my old cat used to when she wanted to cuddle and I started crying again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I even do one little thing wrong.
I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I they do one little thing wrong. (ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut "it" off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha! Vague antecedents!
（ ´ω｀） Mitten Girl, you so crazy.
( ﾟ дﾟ) OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's pretty mean
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of foot-mittens in the middle of a cold winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to the store to buy a carton of milk, not reading the expiration date, taking it home, and finding out it's going to go bad the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Milk uses a sell by date in my country. It's not an expiration date. They can't guess when it's going to expire once it leaves the store.
About the dress-up game. The maker refunded my money I gave him as commission to work on it. He obviously doesn't want to do it. At least he gave me my monies back, huh? I might have him send me what he had so far, and have another guy work on it. Hopefully he hasn't deleted everything already.
It was probably going to be expensive as I kept wanting more and more features, but it still might be finished. Someday. I'll save up and work for money to fund it.
In truth, I think I scared the guy off because I wanted him to play fart noises when Osaka's butt was clicked. Then she would either giggle like she put her face in the flour or will say "That wasn't mine" for bigger farts.
Don't cross your fingers for it being done anytime soon. I'll inquire about this other guy doing it.
And I'll warn him about Osaka's gastrointestinal functions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The hit counter is down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every school district for miles is closed. do businesses close, ever? hell no, we get to drive in that mess.
The backslash character comes out as a yen symbol in some fonts. I DNO Y LOL ¯\(°ヮo)/¯
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to carefully disarm a TNT brick placed early only to smash is accidentally.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rebuilding a few square meters of floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Atenolol really fucks you up in a bad way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crushing on a engaged straight guy living 4.5k km away from you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like being stuck in perpetual [ITT] threads filled with accusations of previous poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realising your bench, squat and olympic lift progress has been retrograde since you decided to cut.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising you look and feel worse after the cut and should have kept bulking during the winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Understanding that the surgery scars on your chest have turned into a wad of scar tissue that looks like chewing gum, and that's not pleasant in an advertisement.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wondering if you'll still be employable as a clothing model after a year of strength training.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...urinary tract infections.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's getting to be too warm for mittens in the northern hemisphere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "mittens" on DQN is turning into WLW's jaffa cakes
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not knowing what "WLW" or "jaffa cakes" are.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a few energy drinks so that you could be more productive and focused...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only to end up staying up all night on the Internet instead of doing your work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) staying up all nights for a few months. Even without energy drinks. I just wrote a hokku about this:
Youth's drama.
Unproductive and depressed –
NEET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll take another hour or two of grinding before I can beat the Elite Four.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even while I sleep peacefully at night, people are suffering out there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are making blog posts on DQN and SAoVQ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People sleeping peacefully while I lie there awake and suffering all night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stupid chronic butt itch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's almost morning. Proper people will go to work soon. They are going to push the mankind one little step forward... but what am I going to do? Wake up in the evening and feel ashamed of myself?.. why even bother...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so complicated‼
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inability to make quality posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing people with jobs and social lives claiming to be NEET or hikikomori whilst I sit here yet another day in loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) loser dokyuns making me feel guilty for being so awesome.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) soulless handakuten-eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>625 being annoying, loose assholes that shit on everything with their stupid posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dokyuns arguing with eachother
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to properly punctuate my senteces.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) glow in the dark butt hats from Guam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obama's pointless attacks on Libya indicate that he's even dumber about the world than Dubya was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't voted for him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eight years already.
>>634
"Glow in the Dark Butt Hats from Guam" would be an awesome band name. They could perform DQN songs.
That isn't sad at all! ( ^_^)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You've never seen anyone wearing one before.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You meant the person wearing the glow in the dark butt hat was from Guam?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is unfortunate, what with the obesity epidemic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's nearly as unfortunate as Fat Chicks in Party Hats, >>638.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot replicate the facial expression I am here conveying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bridge I was walking to so I could jump off it turned out to be about four miles farther away then I thought, so I went back home instead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>641 forgetting that public transit could get him to his final destination on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that there is only last bag of money left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) falling asleep again when you have to pee so that all you can dream about is trying to finding a bathroom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never seeing any dreams at all, even in dire situations like >>644's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having prostatitis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One of my most prominent recent fantasies would involve the incidental loss of opposable thumbs, thus making it impossible for me to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Staring the screen for 5 minutes unsure of what to say...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing what has become of iichan's /b/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that, judging by Espeon's post frequency, there really are six of us.
>ESPEON IS SHIT
that's not very nice
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, Espeon hasn’t tripped around here for several days. Which would be a happy thing, becuause we got our old guy back, except now we need a new always-available easy target.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can always pick on politicians instead of ganging up on me.
>ESPEON IS THE SHIT
Yes!
( ﾟ- ﾟ) Being in a fifty-odd degree room when it's only seventy out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the ninety-odd degree room when every other room is a reasonable temp.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the really strange room where the angles of a triangle always add up to less than 180 degrees, and the corners aren't quite 90 degrees, which makes me uncomfortable even when it's 72 degrees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep, flaming clowns will eat me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1246049507/312 and realizing that it's not spring anymore, I don't have a cat and that I can't get one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met Satan and he turned out to be a whiny pussy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neverending diarrhoea that tends to disguise itself as just farts, right until you notice your underwear and trouser legs are now wet. In public.
finding a dead gnat/aphid in the corner of your eye
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My doctor pulled a dead spider out of the corner of my eye once.
>>670
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was high last night and started thinking about a dead spider being in my eye after reading this post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up after a wonderful dream.
>>672 I was high this morning and i convinced myself that the toast crumbs in my spaghetti were spiders
Liking the anime R-15
( ☻ _☻) trying to maintain a well-established fake personality
>>676
I can do that just fine; the problem is that I don't have a real one to use because beneath it all I'm too cold and controlling.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Any set of 3 sequential numbers that doesn't start with 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was gonna say numbers that are prime, but it turns out 679 is not prime. But at least 679 rhymes with prime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oblique rhymes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing some artistic person would draw for us a nicely picture-y version of the shift-JIS image of "Teh Rei's Dinor."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>681, I know if I ask on the right channels where I pretend to be an individualist to blend in with the masses, I can obtain this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The question is, do you WANT us outed?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If that attracts six noobs, us regulars wouldn't be able to use the board any more.