( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People sleeping peacefully while I lie there awake and suffering all night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stupid chronic butt itch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's almost morning. Proper people will go to work soon. They are going to push the mankind one little step forward... but what am I going to do? Wake up in the evening and feel ashamed of myself?.. why even bother...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so complicated‼
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inability to make quality posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing people with jobs and social lives claiming to be NEET or hikikomori whilst I sit here yet another day in loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) loser dokyuns making me feel guilty for being so awesome.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) soulless handakuten-eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>625 being annoying, loose assholes that shit on everything with their stupid posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dokyuns arguing with eachother
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to properly punctuate my senteces.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) glow in the dark butt hats from Guam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obama's pointless attacks on Libya indicate that he's even dumber about the world than Dubya was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't voted for him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eight years already.
>>634
"Glow in the Dark Butt Hats from Guam" would be an awesome band name. They could perform DQN songs.
That isn't sad at all! ( ^_^)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You've never seen anyone wearing one before.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You meant the person wearing the glow in the dark butt hat was from Guam?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is unfortunate, what with the obesity epidemic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's nearly as unfortunate as Fat Chicks in Party Hats, >>638.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot replicate the facial expression I am here conveying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bridge I was walking to so I could jump off it turned out to be about four miles farther away then I thought, so I went back home instead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>641 forgetting that public transit could get him to his final destination on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that there is only last bag of money left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) falling asleep again when you have to pee so that all you can dream about is trying to finding a bathroom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never seeing any dreams at all, even in dire situations like >>644's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having prostatitis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One of my most prominent recent fantasies would involve the incidental loss of opposable thumbs, thus making it impossible for me to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Staring the screen for 5 minutes unsure of what to say...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing what has become of iichan's /b/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that, judging by Espeon's post frequency, there really are six of us.
>ESPEON IS SHIT
that's not very nice
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, Espeon hasn’t tripped around here for several days. Which would be a happy thing, becuause we got our old guy back, except now we need a new always-available easy target.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can always pick on politicians instead of ganging up on me.
>ESPEON IS THE SHIT
Yes!
( ﾟ- ﾟ) Being in a fifty-odd degree room when it's only seventy out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the ninety-odd degree room when every other room is a reasonable temp.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the really strange room where the angles of a triangle always add up to less than 180 degrees, and the corners aren't quite 90 degrees, which makes me uncomfortable even when it's 72 degrees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep, flaming clowns will eat me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1246049507/312 and realizing that it's not spring anymore, I don't have a cat and that I can't get one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met Satan and he turned out to be a whiny pussy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neverending diarrhoea that tends to disguise itself as just farts, right until you notice your underwear and trouser legs are now wet. In public.
finding a dead gnat/aphid in the corner of your eye
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My doctor pulled a dead spider out of the corner of my eye once.
>>670
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was high last night and started thinking about a dead spider being in my eye after reading this post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up after a wonderful dream.
>>672 I was high this morning and i convinced myself that the toast crumbs in my spaghetti were spiders
Liking the anime R-15
( ☻ _☻) trying to maintain a well-established fake personality
>>676
I can do that just fine; the problem is that I don't have a real one to use because beneath it all I'm too cold and controlling.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Any set of 3 sequential numbers that doesn't start with 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was gonna say numbers that are prime, but it turns out 679 is not prime. But at least 679 rhymes with prime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oblique rhymes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing some artistic person would draw for us a nicely picture-y version of the shift-JIS image of "Teh Rei's Dinor."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>681, I know if I ask on the right channels where I pretend to be an individualist to blend in with the masses, I can obtain this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The question is, do you WANT us outed?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If that attracts six noobs, us regulars wouldn't be able to use the board any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We might have to (ulp) skip reading threads and use sage more often!
>>682
Individualism! Individualism!
also, it depends upon whether you can ask anonymously and then perhaps post it anonymously to the fanart galleries at rei-ayanami.com
captcha: yesh yesh you should! do eet! do eet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>686 and realizing I had missed awesome Squeeks fanart that was posted two years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that feeling of extreme depression and lethargy when you wake up at 4pm after an 11 hour sleep
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Double clicking the Release Emergency Mittens button
espeon ain't got shit on umbreon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to say that espeon and umbreon are like bros since they both are evolutions of eevee. But it'd be like saying that all people are bros because they evolved from apes.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Forgetting my very own fluffy cheeks and posting like a bald guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when Youtube uploaders respond to trolls and bump their shitty comments.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that there were people from your high school class that you probably would have been great friends with if you had only gotten the chance to meet them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being scared stiff of replying to messages on dating sites.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending messages to >>696 on dating sites and receiving no reply.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Dumb jerk who laughs (and snorts!) at his own (weak!) jokes and yawns when you try to tell him anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to fall asleep because you fear that your heart is about to fail and turning your PC back on at 3 am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That cute girl I work with might just be here to show me the ropes. We may end up working different shifts after my first payday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't mean to derail thread. I meant that being interested in random girl's cutie mark is unhappy. But I'm really interested what she would say. Yet, I'm disgusted by myself. Feels really uncomfortable, man.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bronies, bronies everywhere...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) welsh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steve Jobs just kicked the iBucket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's in iHeavens now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Things change. Even things that I like.
God is real.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now that I must use a toric contact lens, I can no longer drive through DC-area traffic with my head leaned against the window due to boredom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody liking somebody