( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Any set of 3 sequential numbers that doesn't start with 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was gonna say numbers that are prime, but it turns out 679 is not prime. But at least 679 rhymes with prime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oblique rhymes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing some artistic person would draw for us a nicely picture-y version of the shift-JIS image of "Teh Rei's Dinor."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>681, I know if I ask on the right channels where I pretend to be an individualist to blend in with the masses, I can obtain this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The question is, do you WANT us outed?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If that attracts six noobs, us regulars wouldn't be able to use the board any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We might have to (ulp) skip reading threads and use sage more often!
>>682
Individualism! Individualism!
also, it depends upon whether you can ask anonymously and then perhaps post it anonymously to the fanart galleries at rei-ayanami.com
captcha: yesh yesh you should! do eet! do eet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>686 and realizing I had missed awesome Squeeks fanart that was posted two years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that feeling of extreme depression and lethargy when you wake up at 4pm after an 11 hour sleep
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Double clicking the Release Emergency Mittens button
espeon ain't got shit on umbreon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to say that espeon and umbreon are like bros since they both are evolutions of eevee. But it'd be like saying that all people are bros because they evolved from apes.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Forgetting my very own fluffy cheeks and posting like a bald guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when Youtube uploaders respond to trolls and bump their shitty comments.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that there were people from your high school class that you probably would have been great friends with if you had only gotten the chance to meet them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being scared stiff of replying to messages on dating sites.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending messages to >>696 on dating sites and receiving no reply.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Dumb jerk who laughs (and snorts!) at his own (weak!) jokes and yawns when you try to tell him anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to fall asleep because you fear that your heart is about to fail and turning your PC back on at 3 am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That cute girl I work with might just be here to show me the ropes. We may end up working different shifts after my first payday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't mean to derail thread. I meant that being interested in random girl's cutie mark is unhappy. But I'm really interested what she would say. Yet, I'm disgusted by myself. Feels really uncomfortable, man.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bronies, bronies everywhere...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) welsh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steve Jobs just kicked the iBucket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's in iHeavens now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Things change. Even things that I like.
God is real.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now that I must use a toric contact lens, I can no longer drive through DC-area traffic with my head leaned against the window due to boredom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody liking somebody
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody likes me, either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being misunderstood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being understood all too well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Acknowledging the fact that I am perfectly capable of having nice conversations with myself and would rather talk to myself than most others. Even if I am a little verbally abusive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slightly misunderstanding >>722, yet being pretty sure that he's just like me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting banned from half the internet over silly misunderstandings. And by that I mean one website.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Does >>725 have to spend his hard-earned tenbux again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even being able to spare tenbux for an internet forum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Borrowing tenxbux to access an internet forum like an addict.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHYYYYYYYYY did you do that, when all your real friends are right here on /dqn/?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break + Steam blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to do task at hand for weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowly realising that being tardy for weeks means losing my education, my potential career, my dreams and ultimately my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being doomed. I'M DOOMED!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to properly read a book and absorb its knowledge because of depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unwilling to open any book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) swollen banjo string
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Exam tomorrow and I still can;t be fucked revising.
Oh well at least it's open book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed the exam because I forgot my book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was being sure that >>739 will deprive me of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) feeling ashamed of myself instead of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>739, sorry man. I should deal with my own shortcomings instead of poking at others.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A whole week of exams and I'm only halfway finished
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two-week finals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't 1CC any Touhou game on Normal and I likely never will.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could probably get good enough to 1CC a Touhou game, but I'm too lazy to do that and waste my time on other games.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also have a very short attention span.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are bad at Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling left out for not playing Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no touhou for mac
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working alone for the next two weeks. And possibly beyond.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Catching your girlfriend's ex sitting next to her idle avatar in the MMO you all play. Then gaining the upper hand with subtle psychological instigation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So, at the scene of the accident, apparently everyone was okay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But USAA called today. “Whiplash”, they said. Lord knows I never meant to hurt anyone this way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter what I do, I'll never be a real girl.
>>751
Don't feel too bad about that, they're probably just assholes trying to siphon out some insurance money.
Insurance companies doesn't want to deal with that shit so they just pay out, and doctors don't want to put up with it either (and they're getting paid when people seek 'treatment'!) so they just say "yep, that sure seems like whiplash to me."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insurance scammers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>753 probable or not, the accident was entirely my fault, and that itself is unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My hands are all dry and the skin is cracked around the knuckles so every time I wash them, they hurt for half an hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagining how could it would be to commit suicide by breaking through a huge window and falling to death... and then finding some pictures of glass wounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is the only popular board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm alone in the whole universe. There is nobody outside. Only winter silence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>759, there is you. As long as you exist there is always someone to kill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I always think about suicide.
( ﾟ n°)
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∴:∵:∴:∵:∴
∵( .ⓞДⓞ )˙ I can't stop thinking and feel! I'll never be TANASINN
(ﾟ ｰﾟ) Come on guys, you can take control of your lives. I know it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But this is the unhappy things thread
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have enough energy to beat off two times a day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't afford to refill my antidepressants.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappointing the only friend I have and being an all around failure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking that >>769 is my friend who is trying to show that he's disappointed in me. I'm extremely regretful for that.
>>771
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It goes well with sugar cookies, but unfortunately I have neither cookies nor wasabi at the moment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>770 thinking that I'm somebody that he knows and making him feel bad for letting him think that I'm a friend of his who doesn't like him when I feel bad about letting my friend down with my own stupidity and retardedness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring selfpityfest
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that I will probably never be of use to anyone, save as fertiliser once I've died alone ...