( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Catching your girlfriend's ex sitting next to her idle avatar in the MMO you all play. Then gaining the upper hand with subtle psychological instigation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So, at the scene of the accident, apparently everyone was okay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But USAA called today. “Whiplash”, they said. Lord knows I never meant to hurt anyone this way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter what I do, I'll never be a real girl.
>>751
Don't feel too bad about that, they're probably just assholes trying to siphon out some insurance money.
Insurance companies doesn't want to deal with that shit so they just pay out, and doctors don't want to put up with it either (and they're getting paid when people seek 'treatment'!) so they just say "yep, that sure seems like whiplash to me."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insurance scammers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>753 probable or not, the accident was entirely my fault, and that itself is unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My hands are all dry and the skin is cracked around the knuckles so every time I wash them, they hurt for half an hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagining how could it would be to commit suicide by breaking through a huge window and falling to death... and then finding some pictures of glass wounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is the only popular board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm alone in the whole universe. There is nobody outside. Only winter silence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>759, there is you. As long as you exist there is always someone to kill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I always think about suicide.
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∵( .ⓞДⓞ )˙ I can't stop thinking and feel! I'll never be TANASINN
(ﾟ ｰﾟ) Come on guys, you can take control of your lives. I know it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But this is the unhappy things thread
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have enough energy to beat off two times a day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't afford to refill my antidepressants.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappointing the only friend I have and being an all around failure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking that >>769 is my friend who is trying to show that he's disappointed in me. I'm extremely regretful for that.
>>771
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It goes well with sugar cookies, but unfortunately I have neither cookies nor wasabi at the moment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>770 thinking that I'm somebody that he knows and making him feel bad for letting him think that I'm a friend of his who doesn't like him when I feel bad about letting my friend down with my own stupidity and retardedness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring selfpityfest
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that I will probably never be of use to anyone, save as fertiliser once I've died alone ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization both my parents fucked me, and blamed me for every psychological anomaly occuring in me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>778's post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that I don't have as much reason to be depressed as him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that, "The realization..." is catching on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that my parents did a lot of cocaine and other drugs, and that my mother cheated on my father around the point of when I was conceived, making me a crack child (which was not that big of a surprise in all honesty), and possibly a bastard who may not know his real father.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also lost the girl that I had been dating for four years, whom I thought I may have been in love with. She also cheated on me on several occasions, and was instantly in a relationship with another guy after our break up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's been over a year since all of this and I can't quite seem to get over it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) At least I have amphetamine, alcohol, and music to escape reality with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I didn't want to escape reality constantly.
I believe in you >>780! Even with all those hard times, I know you can still be happy some day, you just have to remember that when you get down to it, you are in charge of your happiness, you can be happy if you want to! Once you find yourself I know life will be better for you, much love xxxxxx
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that there were no o's only x's
>>782 o's are childish and irreverent, and it would have cheapened my true and from-the-heart words of encouragement
immo!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reaching the bottom of a bottle of Coke and there's no fizz left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that edge-of-vomiting feeling I get when I drink a cup of cheap black tea on an empty stomach first thing in the morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eating fried onions on an empty stomach
when the bubbling vomit rises up your throat and into your mouth only to go back down when you were eating the most delicious of things
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being simultaneously elated through extraneous events, stoic and analytic by nature, and depressed that my life will most likely lead absolutely nowhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suffering an anxiety attack. Acting rashly as a result.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that the people you're "friends" with don't know a damn thing about you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is at least one 4channer who frequents DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hatin' on me in UNDQN'ish way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon is a fag. (Not the Pokemon.)
Going to get some Doritos and realizing the bag only contains crumbs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being stuck in a permanent forever friendzone with everyone ever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giving people compliments and realizing that you're just being really annoying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 800 unhappy posts in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like there is ██████████████ all over my thoughts.
Using paper towels to wipe my arse because every time I go to the store I forget that I need to get some TP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Systems in conflict become more similar over time."
― Herman Kahn, Thinking About the Unthinkable
I'm sick, and the doctor's appointment is on Monday.
Not being able to copypaste any kaomoji because you're posting on your dumbphone.
Browsing the Internet on your phone in general.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to write a comprehensive article with a deep analysis of geopolitical situation in Tamriel during the Fourth Era, but I fell asleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making poor decision regarding one's education because you're a NEET who lives at home
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET who lives at home.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /neet/ being down again, i was waiting for some advice
woah my captcha is cutting and i mentioned cutting my wrists in my post
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only anime I'm watching this season takes until Saturday to update. Why can't it be Thursday or something fun like that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that /neet/ is hosted by the above poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching young romantic /jp/s turn into bitter /neet/s in the matter of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People keep thinking that I'm making postings which I'm not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko will never leave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I had friends who like j-pop but not because they're weeaboos but because they appreciate the music itself
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy killed himself in a dream I had last night
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy calls Linux "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people mock others for calling the GNU operating system "GNU" instead of "Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman is a brain-fried hippy who sabotages his better ideas with asshattery like demanding that people call it "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman hating on C++ because it's too mainstream.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who look like Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Alan Cox
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually understand >>819-825 and it fills me with shame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being filled with shame after >>826 implied something you were previously okay with is shameful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Viruses. I feel like I am about to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't died yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, how very funny. It seems that the joyful, cheerful spirit of DQN is gone. Just look at that >>829 acting like a smartass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not realizing that Espeon is more DQN than most anyone else here. He's probably not doing it intentionally. But that just makes it even more DQN. And people are complaining about it instead of egging him on. Oh the DQNity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck da police
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything has reached a point where it must be qualified with irony to be taken seriously.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War is coming.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty trolls from world4ch are still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty troll from world4ch is still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When everything seems to be going well, but you still want to cry because you're so afraid it'll go wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People abusing anonymity and relaxed moderation to attack my friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My bottled water did that instant freeze trick when I opened it, so now I've got a dollar's worth of ice wrapped in plastic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the desire to do a little poop on >>842's head, but not being able to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of communication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to communicate effectively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What we have here is failure to communicate.
щ(`Д´щ) USING THE WRONG AA CHARACTER ENTIRELY
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Opera can't handle more than one flash app at a time.