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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy calls Linux "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people mock others for calling the GNU operating system "GNU" instead of "Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman is a brain-fried hippy who sabotages his better ideas with asshattery like demanding that people call it "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman hating on C++ because it's too mainstream.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who look like Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Alan Cox
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually understand >>819-825 and it fills me with shame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being filled with shame after >>826 implied something you were previously okay with is shameful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Viruses. I feel like I am about to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't died yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, how very funny. It seems that the joyful, cheerful spirit of DQN is gone. Just look at that >>829 acting like a smartass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not realizing that Espeon is more DQN than most anyone else here. He's probably not doing it intentionally. But that just makes it even more DQN. And people are complaining about it instead of egging him on. Oh the DQNity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck da police
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything has reached a point where it must be qualified with irony to be taken seriously.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War is coming.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty trolls from world4ch are still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty troll from world4ch is still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When everything seems to be going well, but you still want to cry because you're so afraid it'll go wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People abusing anonymity and relaxed moderation to attack my friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My bottled water did that instant freeze trick when I opened it, so now I've got a dollar's worth of ice wrapped in plastic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the desire to do a little poop on >>842's head, but not being able to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of communication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to communicate effectively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What we have here is failure to communicate.
щ(`Д´щ) USING THE WRONG AA CHARACTER ENTIRELY
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Opera can't handle more than one flash app at a time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This bugs me when it shouldn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This ought to bug any right-thinking person, but >>850 and I seem to be the only ones who care.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My academic career is doomed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I work with apps. This is what they are, "apps". They are disgraceful. I would never call them "applications".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life is doomed.
>>853
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet the word has been around longer than you think.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You may have thought "killer app" was corny, but it never really bothered you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hating something because it's gone mainstream.
>>855
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You mean, like when I heard someone say "I used to be into zombie horror movies but now they're being marketed by everyone, everything is zombie stuff or vampire stuff now, it's stupid and I hate it," and I said "You mean you liked zombies when they were underground?"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Such a viell pun I just made.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Modern zombies are vampires.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jackass thought I was rude to him in an e-mail on a group project and took it outside to chew me out in private right before our presentation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't rude, but after that, I wanted to start.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't mind that people hate me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mind that they're dicks about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak you should have protected yourself from.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak that you knew would inevitably happen, yet you ran headfirst into anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even feeling the satisfaction of being right about the whole thing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "post happy things" thread is above this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding an amazing cube that you get obsessed over, and your family moves away from you and dies, and then you spend the next 200 years trying to go back in time to stop yourself from finding the cube in the first place, only to get stopped by some little kid with portal powers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anime spoilers/in-jokes because you only watch series after the BD releases.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring disappointment in my powers over my own life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trauma-Induced Hearing Loss
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no way to defend Espeon from the cyberbullies on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ didn't use to have cyberbullies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko won't shut the fuck up either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything is meta.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't take it easy like this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when /dqn/ didn't have self-absorbed douchebags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when Finnegans Wake was required reading for /dqn/. Those were truly the best of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ used to be a rather nice place back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha is like, "BAW T_T"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii can probably track /dqn/ visits via the emergency mittens image.
>>883 the image isn't affiliated with Emergency Mittens™, also if you open the image in a new window you can keep refreshing to put it up, I did this to get a screenshot of 499,999. Then when I went again it was 500,001 awwww ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>884-san, http://shii.org/b/mittens.gif ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii deleted my comment on his Analogue review.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I did was accuse him of being a pedophile...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm posting on a board that is nostalgic about a time in which I wasn't born.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still give Shii attention.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meanwhile, 4-ch seems to be a trending topic on /jp/ which might mean an influx of even more museless posters whose attention span doesn't let them sit through the entire channel4 guide thing on a front page. I hope they hit their heads on a low ceiling and Christopher Poole dies of a mysterious illness.
>>890
HAHAHAHA THAT'S MOSTLY ME YOU FAGGOT. YOU MAD? BLAME TOKIKO. ACTUALLY DON'T; HE WAS JUST A MEANS TO AN END.
ALSO I AM BREAKING THE BULLSHIT SYNTAX OF YOUR RETARDED FORUM GAMES. YOU UPSET, 4-CH? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I stubbed my toe while I was dancing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too tired to play Touhou well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, your mental disability is reflected in rather obvious patterns through out your posts, >>891.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just in case somebody capable of learning but lacking the knowledge shows up, this should get him started: http://4-ch.net/guide/view/introduction
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/
> trending topic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I pity any computer that is tasked with analysing 4chan discussion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read through and understand two weeks' worth of lectures and finish a hard exercise sheet within 6 hours.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though I'm fully aware that just dicking around the last few days was my decision and I don't regret it at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) meeting someone you feel you really 'click' with only to find that they're taken when you ask them out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Refusing the advances of someone because you know they're in a relationship, then later wondering if you made the right choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's cold here.
>>899
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship, subsequently causing them to date you and ensuring the next five months to be complete hell.
>>901
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship despite all the misgivings, subsequently causing them to date you and making the next five months complete heaven!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it becomes a long distance relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Recently I've begun thinking that I like this girl online a lot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's funny, and smart, and we have some stuff in common.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I don't know how she feels about me in the slightest, and she's a little bit strange.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know if I should say anything at all, or to wait (for what?).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that feeling that seems special, but you know deep down that it's not at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a kid any more...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing too late that most women are in fact selfish assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're kinda stupid about a lot of things, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least I've got my hand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being asked out and led on, feeling like your dreams are coming true, and then getting dumped without your feelings being considered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is that he doesn't seem to have stopped wanting the same thing I wanted, he just became too worried or afraid to let it get anywhere. And I'm powerless, but still hoping that he'll reconsider, even though it's been nearly two months since I got dumped, and he became cold and distant towards me, and might be over me by now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I selfishly wish he isn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When watching the movie Dennis the Menace, I feel only regret that at one time, I found the torture of Mr. Wilson pure hilarity instead of painful to see.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I feel old now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with someone but obeying my oath to never become entangled in another relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most guys would kill for my charisma, intelligence and perfect looks. I feel my time is better spent outside the society of women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And still there remain the tender pangs of compassion...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a sore dong from too much masturbation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wanting to masturbate more anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being a part of an alien race that has forgotten what love is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I made a post on Craigslist, and got many replys.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upon opening the emails it seems that they were all painfully obvious spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least they attached free porn to the emails!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter how much you want your feelings to reach someone, they chose to be alone. Praying for a miracle.
