( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ used to be a rather nice place back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha is like, "BAW T_T"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii can probably track /dqn/ visits via the emergency mittens image.
>>883 the image isn't affiliated with Emergency Mittens™, also if you open the image in a new window you can keep refreshing to put it up, I did this to get a screenshot of 499,999. Then when I went again it was 500,001 awwww ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>884-san, http://shii.org/b/mittens.gif ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii deleted my comment on his Analogue review.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I did was accuse him of being a pedophile...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm posting on a board that is nostalgic about a time in which I wasn't born.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still give Shii attention.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meanwhile, 4-ch seems to be a trending topic on /jp/ which might mean an influx of even more museless posters whose attention span doesn't let them sit through the entire channel4 guide thing on a front page. I hope they hit their heads on a low ceiling and Christopher Poole dies of a mysterious illness.
>>890
HAHAHAHA THAT'S MOSTLY ME YOU FAGGOT. YOU MAD? BLAME TOKIKO. ACTUALLY DON'T; HE WAS JUST A MEANS TO AN END.
ALSO I AM BREAKING THE BULLSHIT SYNTAX OF YOUR RETARDED FORUM GAMES. YOU UPSET, 4-CH? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I stubbed my toe while I was dancing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too tired to play Touhou well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, your mental disability is reflected in rather obvious patterns through out your posts, >>891.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just in case somebody capable of learning but lacking the knowledge shows up, this should get him started: http://4-ch.net/guide/view/introduction
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/
> trending topic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I pity any computer that is tasked with analysing 4chan discussion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read through and understand two weeks' worth of lectures and finish a hard exercise sheet within 6 hours.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though I'm fully aware that just dicking around the last few days was my decision and I don't regret it at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) meeting someone you feel you really 'click' with only to find that they're taken when you ask them out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Refusing the advances of someone because you know they're in a relationship, then later wondering if you made the right choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's cold here.
>>899
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship, subsequently causing them to date you and ensuring the next five months to be complete hell.
>>901
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship despite all the misgivings, subsequently causing them to date you and making the next five months complete heaven!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it becomes a long distance relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Recently I've begun thinking that I like this girl online a lot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's funny, and smart, and we have some stuff in common.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I don't know how she feels about me in the slightest, and she's a little bit strange.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know if I should say anything at all, or to wait (for what?).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that feeling that seems special, but you know deep down that it's not at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a kid any more...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing too late that most women are in fact selfish assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're kinda stupid about a lot of things, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least I've got my hand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being asked out and led on, feeling like your dreams are coming true, and then getting dumped without your feelings being considered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is that he doesn't seem to have stopped wanting the same thing I wanted, he just became too worried or afraid to let it get anywhere. And I'm powerless, but still hoping that he'll reconsider, even though it's been nearly two months since I got dumped, and he became cold and distant towards me, and might be over me by now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I selfishly wish he isn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When watching the movie Dennis the Menace, I feel only regret that at one time, I found the torture of Mr. Wilson pure hilarity instead of painful to see.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I feel old now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with someone but obeying my oath to never become entangled in another relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most guys would kill for my charisma, intelligence and perfect looks. I feel my time is better spent outside the society of women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And still there remain the tender pangs of compassion...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a sore dong from too much masturbation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wanting to masturbate more anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being a part of an alien race that has forgotten what love is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I made a post on Craigslist, and got many replys.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upon opening the emails it seems that they were all painfully obvious spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least they attached free porn to the emails!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter how much you want your feelings to reach someone, they chose to be alone. Praying for a miracle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Choosing to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My intelligence hurts me more than it has ever helped.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably kill myself if I fail another class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might die soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Olivia Wilde looks like my high school crush and I have a chance with neither.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) discovering things like this: ttp://steamcommunity.com/id/SwattBox and from that this: ttp://play.esea.net/users/415846
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people fagging up the purity of cool free SJIS Art characters.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of going to class today, I'll just lay in bed and cry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot remember the last time I cried.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I found out my brother has mutilated himself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The safest thing to do about a woman you're attracted to these days is avoid her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd rather be hurt with someone else than hurt all alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a VIP★STAR.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to go see Shonen Knife this August but that would involve two things I hate; leaving the house and large crowds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and the city and bars and loud noises
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yesterday was gomi day and I forgot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My friend is still ill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The other day I realized that, compared to Japanese news media, those in my country are horribly partisan and sensationalist and occasionally broadcast outright propaganda. Then I watched NHK news for half an hour. By the end, I was horribly bored and wanted my biased news media back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I strongly disagree with society's attitudes towards everything, yet there is nothing I can do to change it.
>>939
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I share your pain!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might be homeless pretty soon and might end up killing myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I purposely look dirty on my days off work because I hate women and am not interested in attracting them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend might have killed herself...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Have I posted >>933 while asleep, is that why I don't remember posting it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretending I'm dead so I can end an unhealthy relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm doing it for their sake though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most programmers really are terrible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who do shitty things to people "for their sake."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who make assumptions about situations they're uninvolved in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to sleep thanks to intrusive thoughts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>947, I know exactly how you feel.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Uh, wait.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I haven't seen my therapist for three weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going out of my mind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've never experienced orgasm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lactose intolerance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a sore crotch because it's been soaking in ball sweat due to the humid heat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, summer is almost here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's the time of the year when it's only dark for a little bit, and it's going to be like this for at least three more months.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dealing with incompetent beaurocracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having something shitty done to you "for your sake" even though it's bullshit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend self-harming and doing hard drugs, telling me to kill her if she does it again
>>960 that exact thing happened to me! what i did, i turned the tables on her, made her watch my cut MY wrists and make her look after ME after taking lots of ketamine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now we're engaged!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>962 That sounds insane. I hope your life isn't as miserable as it sounds.
>>963 The complete opposite, I have everything going for me pretty much, except a job... I do appreciate the concern though
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ruining my favorite pantsu with discharge
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when you're fapping to a porno and about to cum, when the camera cuts to the dude's fugly grimacing mug.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing I'll never be with the one I love.
>>967
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing shortly after this how pathetic I sound.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Group interviews... People watching... And judging
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing that you could help >>967,968 and yourself but those things are so complicated.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With standards.
