DQN FANTASY
PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.
I am your Game Master, （ ´ヮ`）, and I will be your guide.
DQN-KUN WAS BACK HOME FROM HIS VISIT TO THE HOME OF HIS SICK PEDOPHILE FRIEND. SUDDENLY, （ ｀ハ´） SPRANG FROM THE DARK ALLEY AND CAPTURED DQN-KUN. HE WAS NOT SEEN IN THE MAGIC Dokyu~n VILLAGE FEW YEARS AND THE DENIZENS OF IT BECAME WORRIED.
THEY REQUESTED THE FOUR DEFENDERS OF THE SECRET Dokyu~n VILLAGE TO SEEK FOR HIM AND SAVE HIM.
TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT （ ｀ハ´）WHO HAS TAKEN DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
（ ´ヮ`） The four of you travel through the lively streets of the magic village Dokyu~n. Among the villagers of it who are greeting you, on your path you encounter the battle kitten ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ. What do you do?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stroke the pretty kitten
( ・ω・) Cast Fireball at ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
(・∀・) I'm really new to the dojo so I'll just watch you guys. Hey, how'd you shoot that fireball? That was pretty neat. I want to learn how to do that.
(・∀・) Okay, then I'll stroke the pretty kitten too.
( ・ω・) >>4 He's an odd one but damn it i see potential. We must level up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cast 'Shield of Never-ending Life' on RED MAGE.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Nya~n
( ´ω`) Approach ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ and attack with ↓↘→P.
（ ´ヮ`）
>>2
As you approach to within 1 ft. of ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ, you are scratched and infected with RABIES. Good job, retard.
>>3
You cast Fireball at ﾐ´ｰ｀ﾐ. ﾐ´ｰ｀ﾐ has been dealt 4 damage. ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ has 6/10 HP left.
>>6
As you approach to within 1 ft. of ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ, you are scratched and infected with RABIES. What did you expect?
>>8
You cast Shield of Never-ending Life on RED MAGE. RED MAGE's INT, DEX, and VIT receive +5 for 10 turns.
>>10
You attack ﾐ´ｰ｀ﾐ with HADOUKEN. ﾐ´ｰ｀ﾐ explodes in a flurry of awesome energy, and is now dead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I search the corpse for loot!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cast HEAL on SELF.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not anyone else, though.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cast HEAL on FIGHTER.
(・∀・) I hope I had my Rabies shot.
( ・ω・) There's an inn over there, you dudes wanna go celebrate our victory? Drinks on me!
( ・ω・) Demand "ale".
( ・ω・) Cast Fireball at （ ｀ハ´）
>>21 （ ｀ハ´） Explodes in a fine mist of mescaline, LSD, and animal semen, dealing 2 HP of damage.
( ・ω・) Okay can we go to the tavern now?
(・∀・) I commit suicide! YAY DEATH!!!!!
（ ´ヮ`）
>>24
You shout something that nobody hears, because they've all walked on without you to the tavern. You flail your arms madly and charge for the nearest wall-like object, which happens to be a door. Your party turns around at the noise of your face slamming into the door. As they approach your limp body to inspect it for injuries (and gold), the door opens slowly, revealing a room which has been downright covered in blood. It looks as though this is your house, FIGHTER, and it looks as though these bodies are none other than those of your family, and your dog HASKELL.
（ ｀ハ´） says, "I'm over here! Guys!", and casts OBLIVION MIST on RED MAGE. RED MAGE loses 1 HP and is struck with MILD COLD for 5 rounds.
What does the party do next?
( ・ω・) I want to rip his chinese balls off.
( ´ω`) That's my job, stupid.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cast LIFE on (・∀・)
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（ ´ヮ`） Do we continue without him?
(・∀・) A!
>>28 (・∀・)-kun comes back to life and dies again from internal hemmoraging.
You are in a bar.
（ ´ヮ`） isnt' a character here, get out.
( ・ω・) Asks BARTENDER about （ ｀ハ´)
< \`∀'> oh so you want know about big mean scary pedo wizard nida think you can take him on nida hahahaha good ruck you die instrantry nida
< \`∀'> here take (5) APPLEJUICE nida you need it nida
( ・ω・) What's this? I thought all you had was aporogy juice.
(・∀・) Wait, what?
( ´ω`) I am Korea ke ke ke ke ke.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It seems that you have mental retardation, (・∀・).
(・∀・) Wait, what?
( ´ヮ`） He is Korea ke ke ke ke ke.
( ・ω・) Do you know what it's like to be built this way, with only the power to push others away? Up in the sky, 10 miles high, a man stands above the city he will destroy.
( ´ω`) I love dramatic cutscenes.
( ´ω`) Perform "GENTLE TOUCH AND SUAVE TALKIN'" 4 times.
( ・ω・) Give clothes to girl. Ask girl why she is standing naked in the middle of town. Wait a few minutes, offer girl bread, a few hours later offer girl sake.
i wanna cast, magic missile....
( ・ω・) TURN AROUND IN CHAIR AND GIVE 'faggot' A NASTY GLARE, THEN POLITELY REQUEST HE NOT INTERRUPT THIS VERY IMPORTANT GAME.
( ・ω・) Oh, then "Sip ale."
(・∀・) Bump thread.
i attack the darkness...
( ・ω・) Trip faggot and loot his butt.
my butts sucks.
( ・ω・) I cast "Bump thread" using up my remaining magic points
( ・ω・) Does the wild success mean I can cast another "Bump thread"? I sort of want to ...
(・∀・) Ford the river!
(・∀・) FUCKING AGE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MILFs!
（ ・-・）Aww man, I wanted to cast that [Derail Thread]!
（ ´ヮ`） Derail Thread is a critical failure! The thread is now more on topic than ever and you are KO'd, losing 1HP a round until either your revival or you reach -10HP!
( ´ω`) In my day we didn't have WHT MAGEs going around casting Derail Thread all over the place, we kept our martial training up and it never did us any harm.
(・∀・) FLEE!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I cast Personal Jesus, the Depeche Mode song
（ ´ヮ`）Rocks fall, everybody dies.
（ ´ヮ`）Also, the floor is now lava.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I went ethereal as the rocks fell!
No More Korea
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Can I use a Phoenix Down on Beady Eyes?
Reconstruction of the earthquake but also very, Cult Aum is very much a second terror of Japan
The children now know the age of terrorism
Once thing to talk about in TV drama
I went towards the kids over there
No Christian Aoum believers and a parrot that was investigated as a machine
The information you received in 1993 if this
Better use of mobile phones declined, saying that scientists term safety radio wabes
The only thing radio wabes did not say (fun)
For now, symptoms caused by the use of radio waves in Japan
Use a PC, but the percentage seems to be not allowed to see a lot of radio wave
The person receiving the radio, people past their families rely on the person to correct body
The cause is unknown but, when using the radio in the mouth is easy to understand body changes
Do you really change what the brain is unknown illusion
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