( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTING IN ALL CAPS SUCKS!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS FAMILY STIIINKS
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FRIDAYS
( ˃ Д˂) IF I HERE "LET IT SNOW" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE AND SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE FEEL UNLOVED
( ˃ Д˂) I'D RATHER LET A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN LISTEN TO THIS!
( ˃ Д˂) COLLEGE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
( ˃ Д˂) CRAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
( ˃ Д˂) CORY'S IN MY HOUSE
( ˃ Д˂) CORY IS A STUPID NAME
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PITA BREAD
( ˃ Д˂) CRAPPY ENDINGS
( ˃ Д˂) 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!0LtDRJ3D ON IICHAN
( ゚ ヮ゚) This may be my best thread yet!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING BASTARD SCRATCHED MY GODDAMN CAR
( ˃ Д˂) THIS MAY BE THE BEST THREAD YET, WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BETTER THREADS!?!?
( ˃ Д˂) IF MY FACE WERE A PRESIDENT IT WOULD BE HARRY S. TRUMAN
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PLANE TICKETS FROM MY HOME TO JAPAN HAVE TO COST SO FUCKING MUCH?! WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND JAPAN SORT OF TRADE PLACES SO I CAN AFFORD JAPAN?!
( ゚ -゚) You can get cheaper tickets by flying Wednesday to Wednesday more often than not.
( ˃ Д˂) DUMBASS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET
( ˃ Д˂) RAGHRRRRAGRARGRAGHRARHRGRRRH.
( ˃ Д˂) MY FACE IS FUCKING STRAINED SO HARD
щ(゚Д゚щ) Cheap knockoffs of MY threads! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR THREAD DIED LET IT GO ALREADY FAGGO
>>23 ( ˃ Д˂) I ALREADY LOOKED INTO THAT AND EVEN SELECTED THE VARIABLE DAY SELECTOR AND THE TICKETS ARE STILL TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) JEWS!
( ˃ Д˂) UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES!
( ˃ Д˂) I PAYED 50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THESE HEAD PHONES AND THEY'RE TOO FUCKING LOUD AND THEY DON'T HAVE MANUAL VOLUME CONTROL SO TO ADJUST THE VOLUME I HAVE TO USE THE VOLUME CONTROL PANEL AND IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE GOD DAMN IT THIS IS RUINING MY HEARING
( ˃ Д˂) SHITTY BANDS DOING BAD COVERS OF GOOD SONGS
( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ Д˂) DUMBASSES THAT WOULD RUIN THIS BY YELLING "C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" OR SOME SHIT
( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD SUCKED TO BEGIN WITH, DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ Д˂) AT A TIME LIKE THIS WHY DO I HAVE TO DISCOVER THAT I HAVE NO PREPARATION H?!
( ˃ Д˂) BLACK METAL
( ˃ Д˂) RELIGIOUS AND ATHEISTIC EXTREMISTS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) SWITZERLAND IMPORTS 4/5S OF ITS WHEAT FROM INDIA WHILE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STARVING TO DEATH THERE
( ˃ Д˂) READING >>45 WHILE LISTENING TO DJ SHARPNEL - ICQ (C-TYPE REMIX)
( ・-・) Grr.
( ˃ Д˂) MODERN HIP-HOP
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL HIP HOP IS BAD BASED ON THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH MODERN HIP HOP
( ˃ Д˂) WHORES, ALL OF YOU
( ˃ Д˂) POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO FUCK WIT THE WU-TANG
( ˃ Д˂) MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN BUT THEY'RE COMING IN FUCKING SIDEWAYS SO THEY NEED TO COME OUT LIKE RIGHT NOW AND OH GOD DENTAL SURGERY
>>59
( ・ω・) look on the bright side... the dentist will probably give you sedatives and percocet, and if you weather it out on sedatives alone you can sell the percs for $20 a pill
(・ω・ ) not that i did that or anything
( ˃ Д˂) I ATE TOO MUCH BACON AND IT HURTS COMING OUT
( ˃ Д˂) FEELINGS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PILL BIT
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH THAT STUPID BIT ANYWAY?
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T BOTHER TO TELL ME, I'M SURE IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!!
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT
( ˃ Д˂) 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SPOUTING MEMES AND CLAIMING TO BE A VOICE ACTRESS AFTER RECORDING THEIR OWN ANIME FANDUBS
( ゚ Д゚) WAIT, I CAN SEE IT NOW
( ˃ Д˂) ANIME IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING
( T ДT) WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST GET ALONGGGGG
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND THE NEW TEAM NEKOKAN ALBUM!!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS A RIP OFF OF "WHY?"
( ˃ Д˂) NO IT'S NOT WILL YOU QUIT FUCKING SAYING THAT YOU'RE ANNOYING I BET YOU'RE THE SAME CUNT THAT ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT DQN BEING SLOW FIND ANOTHER FUCKING SUPERSTRUCTURE IF YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE THREADS AND PEOPLE HERE JESUS CHRIST
( ˃ Д˂) TROLLS
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WEBSIGHT IS A RIPOFF OF "4CHAN"
( ˃ Д˂) NOTHING IS NEW ON THE INTERNET
( ˃ Д˂) 1993 WILL NEVER ENDE
( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMNED 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!!!!!! HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING TRIPCODE USERS ARE SHITTING UP DQN
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Bad grammar.
( ˃ Д˂) GRAMMAR NAZIS
>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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( ˃ Д˂) SPARKY4 CLEARLY DOESN'T GRASP THE SPIRIT OF THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU MUST NOT BE ONE OF THE ELITE!
( ˃ Д˂) GO ATTENTION WHORE SOMEWHERE ELSE, LIKE 4CHAN.
( ˃ Д˂) DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
( ˃ Д˂) WINDOWS ME WAS A SHIT OS WHY THE FUCK IS SPARKY4 STILL USING IT
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL
( ˃ Д˂) I ALSO THINK THAT SPARKY4 IS POSSIBLY ESQ IN DISGUISE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCKIGNJDSFHLSKFHSKLJFHLASFHASLKJFHKJDHASLKJFLFHLFKASDH
( ˃ Д˂) THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED
( ˃ Д˂) I TRIED SO HARD
( ˃ Д˂) AND GOT
( ˃ Д˂) SO FAR
( ˃ Д˂) AND IN
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( ˃ Д˂) END
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>>96
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lカノノル ピノス NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
从4 ˃Д˂ノソ
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?
>>93
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lカノノル ピノス NO U!☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞
从4 ˃Д˂ノソ
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?
>>100
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRANSVESTITE.
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP YOU BIG BABY
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FUCK I FUCKING HATE SUSHI FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING BEDBUGS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP GAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ANGRY IS MY SHTICK AND THAT JUST MAKES ME DOWNRIGHT ANGRY.
( ˃ Д˂) VICIOUS CYCLES
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VARIATIONS ON A THEME
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING 100 MINUTES UNTIL I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK
( ´ω`) Kids these days with their short skirts and their hippy hop.
( ˃ ヮ˂) I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT MY SUN IN MY LIFE HAS FINALLY CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS
( ˃ Д˂) HIPPY HOP???
(╬ಠuಠ) SPENDING THREE DAYS LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THREAD, >>113 WAS ME AND IS NO LONGER RELEVANT
( ˃ Д˂) OKAY LET'S BE ANGRY FOR A FEW MORE POSTS UNTIL IT FADES INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE THREAD
( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PLAY GUITAR BECAUSE OF MY NEIGHBOURS AND MY PAPERY WALLS
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY TIME I NEED TO DO SOMETHING OUTDOORS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF RAIN FALLS! FUCK FLORIDA! THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER THINGS IN THIS FUCKING STATE THAT PISS ME OFF! SO MANY THINGS I WOULD NEED AN ENCYCLOPEDIA TO LIST THEM!
>>120 ( ˃ Д˂) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. IN LOS ANGELES IT NEVER RAINS. MY SKIN IS DRY ALL THE TIME. WATER IS THE CORNERSTONE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU WHINY ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING NEAR WASHINGTON DC THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND IT AND YET THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY AND THE TOWN ITSELF IS A CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE WITH A CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE IN CHARGE OF THE TOWN'S MACHINATIONS THAT WANT A CONGRESSIONAL SEAT WITHOUT GIVING US A FUCKING REASON WHY THOSE WASTES OF OXYGEN DESERVE IT CONSIDERING THE PLACE WASN'T SO BAD BEFORE THEY CAME INTO POWER AND
( ゚ -゚) holy shit, I need a cigarette or something.
( ˃ Д˂) IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MITTENS, WE HAD TO USE LINT RATIONS, AND THAT'S IF WE WERE LUCKY-GOD DAMN IT.
( ˃ Д˂) WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN A POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY WE STILL HAVE TO BUDGET OUR MITTEN MONEY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! MODERN MECHANIZED MITTEN MANUFACTURE HAS MADE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FOR CHEAPER THAN EVER AND YET AT THE COST OF SOCIETY'S SOULLLLLLLLL!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) TED KENNEDY IS DEAD! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) BOB NOVAK DIED OF THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST LEARNED ABOUT TED KENNEDY BEING DEAD FROM >>125!!
( ˃ Д˂) THEN I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) HURRY UP AND GO TO YOUR STUPID YOGA SO I CAN PLAY MY MANDOLIN
( ˃ Д˂) JUST MOTHERFUCK UP THE ASS.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE CALL ME AN ANUS, BUT I AM NOT AN ANUS! I CAN INSURE YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) @#$%!!!! JUST @#$%!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) TODAY A UROLOGIST SCANNED MY BLADDER BY RUBBING A MACHINE ON MY NO-NO ZONE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
That sounds uncomfortable, awkward, somewhat terrifying, and strangely arousing. I think I need to make an appointment with an urologist.
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MOZILLA HAVE FIREFOX 2.9 ON THEIR WEBSITE I CAN'T FUCKING USE THE HISTORY ON VERSION 3 THIS IS BULLSHIT
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES ANYONE USE THAT GARBAGE BROWSER FIREFOX I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED "NUTSCRAPE"
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE I USE SAFARI
щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYYY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MY THREAD ANYMORE?
щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BUMP YOUR THREAD SO THAT MAYBE THE REST OF US COULD POST IN IT, >>137?
( ˃ Д˂) YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN THE COMEDIC TIMING BY CONTINUING THE GAG FOR TOO LONG, DIDN'T YOU? GRAHHHHHH!
( >A<) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE CYRILLIC LETTERS
( ˃ Д˂) MY IRREPLACEABLE EXPENSIVE IMPORTED WATCH HAS A SHORT AND MAY BE TOTALLY BROKEN AND THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO VENT ABOUT IT, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE LAME CONFESSIONS THREAD IS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BUMP IT BY CROSSPOSTING THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST REALIZED LAME CONFESSIONS WAS THE NEXT THREAD DOWN WHEN I CLICKED REPLY
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>>135
( ˃ Д˂) WHY ARE YOU A FASCIST MACNIGGER GO YIFF IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MACNIGGERS YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE
>>143
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE NOBODY LIKES YOU
( ˃ Д˂) THE ONLINE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS FUCKING DOWN
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING DOWN AND FUCKING UP ARE NOT OPPOSITE THINGS, SOMEHOW. THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO ANGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE ENDING OF KAMEN RIDER DECADE
( ˃ Д˂) >>145 FUCK YOU FASCIST NIGGER
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( ˃ Д˂) LOL MY CAPTCHA WAS HOUSH
I DUN WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A CABBAGE PATCH KID
FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS!
( ˃ Д˂) GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE HOT GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING WISH I HAD A FISHTANK!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT AN UNAGI FARM IN MY HOME!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I tried to think of something to post in the "( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things" thread, but couldn't think of anything!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT A MOUTH INFECTION FROM DRUG ABUSE LAST NIGHT
( ˃ Д˂) BEING TIRED AND SHIT TO DO AND INSOMNIA AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING
( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMN HEAD COLD GO AWAY ALREADY
( ˃ Д˂) MY DOG AND CAT KEEP VOMITING!
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING THE VISUAL NOVEL I ORDERED FROM JAPAN TODAY BUT I FOUND OUT MY ORDER DIDN'T GO THROUGH EARLIER THIS WEEK SO I HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) FFFFFUCK DA WIFE
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE GETTING UPTIGHT JUST BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A BIT YOUNG
( ˃ Д˂) IM NOT UR GIRLFREND IM UR SISTER
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY POSTS ANYTHING FUNNY IN THE REI'S DINOR THREADS ANY MORE
( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT, THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION IS NOT PROSTITUTION! IT'S TAXONOMY!
( ゚ -゚) Or, if deities count, nuclear physics.
( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT CRONTAB SENDS ME TOO MANY EMAILS
( ˃ Д˂) XKCD ISN'T THAT CLEVER STOP SHOVING IT IN MY FACE YOU PRETENTIOUS INTELLECTUAL WANNABES
( ˃ Д˂) WIPE YOUR GODDAMN ASS YOU SMELL LIKE A TEXAS SEWER IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK I FEEL OLD
( ˃ Д˂) AMERICA HAS JUST JOINED THE FUCKING SOCIALIST FUCKING REVOLUTION DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ANGRY!!
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( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THESE FUCKING ADDRESSES
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY BECAUSE OF THE KOREANS
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS HURTING MY FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
( ) I DON'T HAVE A FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE A JOB NOR AMBITIONS!
( ˃ Д˂) I've been very sad lately fellow dokyuns, I wonder if someone will ever acknowledge my feelings and lend a helping hand - Sigh...
( ゚ -゚) Uhm, something that people don't necessarily know I do is write poetry. And, uh, I'd like to give one a bash. I mostly write it for, you know, a sort of therapy, to get some feelings off my chest. Anyway this is a poem about anger. It's called 'Angry', or, in brackets, (feet).
( ゚ -゚) Sometimes I get a bit angry, but you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell, unless you looked real closely. Sometimes I get a bit angry, but it's alright, yes, it's alright because I keep it out of sight, inside.. deep.. inside.
( ゚ -゚) I was breastfed until I was nine. Breastfed til I was nine.. til I was nine.. Which my
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) ..doctor says is fine. And he also says I deal with anger better if I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter. My mother was a
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID BITCH!
( ゚ -゚) ..caring lady. She taught me all I know, although I was a little slow, she never gave up, she never let me SLUT down. Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbour's house when my dad was out of town.
( ゚ -゚) I didn't walk til I was 7 or talk til I was 10 but neither did Napoleon according to my
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) ..doctor, who has certificates in frames to substantiate his
( ˃ Д˂) DODGY FUCKING
( ゚ -゚) ..claims. My father left my mother for the love of a
( ˃ Д˂) POONTANG!
( ゚ -゚) And I have a b-
( ˃ Д˂) BASTARD!
( ゚ -゚) ..brother who I've never really known because my dad moved up to Queensland and he doesn't have a
( ˃ Д˂) BULLSHIT, YOU FAT FUCK!
( ゚ -゚) ..telephone. In primary school I had trouble making
( ˃ ヮ˂) ASHTRAYS!
( ゚ -゚) ..friends. An issue which has become somewhat of a trend, the origin of which I can not pretend as not perplex me. Although my
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) ..doctor says it's cool and that loads of
( ˃ Д˂) FAT PRICK!
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!
( ゚ -゚) ..kids at school have problems with communication and that of course medication would be wise and combined with more honest self-expression could help me with my issues with emotional repression. And at a 180 bucks a session, I think I'll take the
( ˃ Д˂) THIEVING QUACK BASTARD!
( ゚ -゚) ..chap's advice. So, I quite like
( ˃ Д˂) PORN!
( ゚ -゚) ..photography.. and books on
( ˃ Д˂) GUNS!
( ゚ -゚) ..history. And I'd like to be a
( ゚ ヮ゚) POLITICIAN!
( ゚ -゚) ..vet. And I find that as I get older and more in control of my violent tendencies and when I die
( ˃ Д˂) KILL!
( ゚ -゚) ..d-die, I'll have no regrets. And I feel that all this writing is really
( ˃ Д˂) PUFFY!
( ゚ -゚) ..exciting. And my
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) ..m-my
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) DOCTOR would be proud because I feel a lot less angry and I'm saying stuff out loud and I'm letting anger out. Like today in our last session when I taught the
( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!
( ゚ -゚) a lesson, cause he said I'm not progressing, said I wasn't moving forward so I said..
( ゚ -゚) Well let's see how you move without your fucking legs.
( ゚ -゚) And I tied him to his chair and I pulled out my machete and I listened to him beg and then I cut his fucking feet off. While he lay there bleeding, I used his feet..
( ゚ -゚) ..to kick him in the head.
>I was breastfed until I was nine.
( ゚ -゚) ..
( ゚ -゚) lucky fuck
DQN you're so fucking cute and sweet
( ˃ Д˂) NOW I'M MOST DEPRESSED AND SAD WHERE I ONCE WAS BLITHE AND GLAD
( ˃ Д˂) I COULD TRIP ABOUT THE TOWN BOTH TRIM AND NEATLY
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS HAPPY NIGHT AND MORN BUT FROM ALL SUCH JOYS I'M SHORN
( ˃ Д˂) SINCE I FELL SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH SALLY WHEATLEY
( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S AH DEAR ME WHAT AM I GAN TO DAE
( ˃ Д˂) SALLY STOLE AWAY MY HEART COMPLETELY
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK FOR SHE GANS WITH MR BLACK
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEY SAY HE'S GOING TO MARRY SALLY WHEATLEY!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED OF EVERY INTERNET COMMUNITY SUCCUMBING TO IDIOCY
( ˃ Д˂) “INTERNET COMMUNITY” DOES NOT EXIST WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) Half of PHP being HURR DEPRECATED and DURR OBSOLETE every few versions because it's trying to be something it wasn't designed to be.
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) shoehorning a 15+ year-old video game that was designed for software rendering into an OpenGL port and making it look WORSE in the process
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) PEOPLE USING THIS FUCKING THING OVER ( ˃ Д˂)
( ˃ Д˂) BUTT ITCH!!!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) SCREW THAT WHINY CRY BABY FACE! I WANT TO USE THE ONE THAT'S SO ANGRY HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW A BLOOD VESSEL!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) SPESS MEHREENS ARE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
I'M SO ANGRY I'M INCOHERENT, BADGER CUNT DICKS BITCH SHITCOCK GAR GAR GAR
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) INJURING MY PENIS DURING MASTURBATION
( ˃ Д˂) TALKING POO HATS PISS ME OFF!!!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) I WORK IN A FACTORY BUT I'M THE YOUNGEST PERSON THERE SO THEY TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WHEN IN REALITY I'VE BEEN THERE LONGER THAN A LOT OF THESE OTHER PEOPLE.
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN WORKING IN FACTORIES ALL MY LIFE BUT THIS YOUNG UPSTART THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M NEW AT THIS FACTORY
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) FACE SELECTION WAR! GRR! SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) NICHOLAS CAGE SU-
actually I usually enjoy his performances.
this is funny
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) >>233 FAILED TO POST A HEADSHOT!! IMMA BREAKKA YOUR FACE!!!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) I MISSPELLED MY CAPTCHA. GOD FUCKING NIGGER LICKING PUSSY TITS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 10?????
( ˃ Д˂) WHY MUST THE DQN ELECTRONICS GUYS USE THIS THREAD FOR THEIR SELF-PROMOTION?????
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID I HAVE TO GO AND INTRODUCE (╬ ಠ益ಠ) TO THIS THREAD NOW THERE'S AN ARGUMENT ABOUT HIM HE JUST WANTS TO EXPRESS HIMSELF YOU KNOW
( ˃ Д˂) STOP ASKING "WHY" QUESTIONS THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THAT YOU MENTAL MIDGETS!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WHORE WITH THE BOUNCY TITS JUST FLIPPED ME OFF!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING OVER FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF USELESS CANADIAN COINS LEFT OVER AFTER USING A COINSTAR MACHINE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY FUCKING ANKLES HURT GODDAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) MY GODDAMN TOE HURTS LIKE FUCK AMD I JUST LOST ON TOEHOE.
( ˃ Д˂) IKAMUSUME IS DELAYED
MY BIRTHDAY WHISKY'S ALMOST RAN OUT AND I'VE BEEN BIRTHED FOR FIVE MONTHS NOW
( ´ヮ`) <3 mittens
( ˃-Д-) GUUUUYYYYYS!
( ˃ Д˂) That better be ANGRY SEX!!!
( <д>) also, isn't Mittens a girl?
( ゚ -゚) Thanks >>253, but I'm still angry.
( ˃ Д˂) FICK MEIN LEBEN.FICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICK DICH.
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GET MYSELF BANNED FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE I ALREADY AM BANNED FROM 4CHAN!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID I CLICK ON A LINK TO E621.NET AJDHFJKHFSJFLKAHSDJFLLJKFHA FUUUUUUUUUCK
( ˃ Д˂) I can't get away with beating/stabbing some worthless piece of shit to death! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY STOLEN TV BACK?!
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS GOING TO VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET BUT I GOT FUCKING MUGGED AND THE COPS NEVER FOUND THE BASTARD SO I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN FROM NOW ON OUT OF SHEER HATE!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I have semen in my sinuses.
( ˃ Д˂) 3D MODELING PACKAGES THAT DON'T SUPPORT ACCURACY TO AT LEAST SIX DECIMAL PLACES!!
( ˃ Д˂)LIKE MODO!!!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) CHEAP MILK THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT! LITERALLY!
( ˃ Д˂) giquution? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAPTCHA IS THAT?
( ˃ Д˂) BOOKS TYPESET WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ Д˂) ANYTHING TO DO WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ Д˂) GOING TO A STREET FAIR WITH ONLY FOUR DOLLARS IN MY WALLET!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE OVER TEN THREADS I LIKE ON DQN, BUT I CAN'T KEEP THEM ALL ON THE FRONT PAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO POOP, BUT DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY SEAT! THESE ARE MY BEST PANTS, TOO!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CAR HAS MAJOR ENGINE PROBLEMS AND IT HAS LESS THAN 100,000 MILES!
( ˃ Д˂) http://www.fchan.us
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOTICING ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD!
( ˃ Д˂) I DIDN'T NOTICE ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES UNTIL >>270 POINTED THEM OUT!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU!!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT DOG WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MY MOM WANTS ME TO SHOOT IT
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT IT'S A COCK BUT I DO WANT TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS WHO DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEIR DOG
( ゚ -゚) Responsible owners don't let their dogs bark all day. It's a behavioral thing that an owner can fix.
( ˃ Д˂) JESUS FUCK THERE IT GOES AGAIN
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE BUT I CAN ONLY FIND TWO VERSIONS--THE "VEVO" VERSION THAT NEVER LOADS AND JUST SPINS THE "LOADING" ANIMATION FOREVER, AND THE SQUEAKY-VOICED TEENAGE PRAT TRYING TO DO A "COVER" VERSION WITH HIS DA'S GUITAR, THREE CHORDS, AND A LEATHER JACKET BUT NEGLECTED TO PUT "I HAVE NO DETECTABLE TALENT" IN THE DESCRIPTION! GRAAAAAAAHHHH
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOUTUBE IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO GO TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?
( ˃ Д˂) >>268 didn't change his oil frequently enough and generally take care of his properly.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT DAMNED ROOM IN SUPER METROID WHERE YOU HAVE TO WALL JUMP TO GET OUT
( ˃ Д˂) YOU'RE ALL FUCKING YELLING AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! IS IT MY INTERNET THAT SUCKS SHIT OR IS IT THE FUCKING SERVER FOR FUCKING BRAWL? I JUST WANT TO FIGHT PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF, BUT IT LAGS SO MUCH OR I GET TOLD THAT THE PLAYERS WERE DISCONNECTED FROM ME! FUCK!
( ˃ 益˂) WHY IS IT CALLED SHONEN SUNDAY IF IT COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAY!?!?!?!?!!!
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE THEY SHARE A LOVE OF MITTENS AND YOU DON'T, ARE YOU BLIND GODDAMNIT?
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DID I LISTEN TO >>288?! I AVOIDED MEETING
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY! IN THE END, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
CREATIVE NOR PRODUCTIVE. I COULDN'T EVEN TYPE A SINGLE LINE OF
CODE INTO MY COMPUTER ‼
HOWEVER, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HISTORY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE I...
I WAS READING THAT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA ALL DAY LONG AFTER READING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser-guided_bomb ‼
DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON A FUCKING "OSIRAK" THERE OR YOU MIGHT END
UP SPENDING YOUR TIME AS WELL AS I DID!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING WASPS WHATS THEIR PROBLEM? JUST LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE, WHY MUST YOU IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME WHEN I COME INTO YOUR VIEW. STOP FLYING IN MY GOD DAMN WINDOW!!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) THE PAGE YOU REQUESTED WAS TOO LARGE TO TRANSLATE!!
( ˃ Д˂) ESPRESSO IS MADE VIA TIME APPLIED TO COFFEE AND WATER BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID VIP UPLOADER HAVE TO DIE, I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE PLAYS HOMEBREW SNES GAMES ANYMORE THAT I KNOW OF
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
( ˃ Д˂) WHO THE HELL DOES NICK DENTON THINK HE IS, ANWAY
( ˃ Д˂) NICE JOB TRANSLATING DRAGON WARRIOR SIX! YOU LEFT A BUNCH OF STRINGS OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!
>( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ I UPDATED IT ONCE NOT JUST FOR THE INTERNET BUT FOR YOSHINOYA. I FOUND IT TO BE SO NEAT THAT I SAVED IT IN MY COPYPASTA-THAT-NEVER-GOT-POSTED-ON-THE-WEB TEXT FILE, BUT NOW IT'S GONE. I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. IT WAS THE BEST TEXT FILE EVER. THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU. THE HUMOR IN IT WAS SO BRILLIANT THAT IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO UPLOAD IT ALL AT ONCE. HOWEVER, IT'S NO LONGER POSSIBLE.
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ IT ALSO HAD A UNICODE CHARACTER THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT SIMILAR TO APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO. IT WAS IN THE SAME FUCKING FILE. AND SINCE PORTAL 2 IS OUT, I'D BE THE RADDEST KID ON WWW/STEAM OR WWW/DQN IF I PUT IT RIGHT INTO MY NICKNAME AND THEN PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING I SAY IS PRERECORDED.
On the other hand, Howard Beale's rant applies perfectly to everything without any need to adapt it.
( ಠДಠ) Why are all you people posting in all caps? That makes me angry.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE MY JOB GODDAMNIT
( ˃ Д˂) GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY ADMISSIONS DEPARTMENT, YOU REJECTED A STUDENT WITH A 3.6 GPA AND FRANKLY I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR SHIT. IN-STATE TUITION IS NOT WORTH THIS.
( ・∀・) I had sex earlier today, and I also sold a sculpture I made for $520 two days ago. things are going pretty well.
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEX FOR $520 IF YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL ‼
( ˃ ヮ˂) ESPEON IS FUNNY
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL IT "DRAGON WARRIOR" IF IT'S "DRAGON QUEST" YOU INBRED MONGREL
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID ALL MY POSSESSIONS DISAPPEAR FROM MY DORM ROOM GODDAMMIT I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A CUP OF TEA OR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE NOW
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS UP AND TRAVELING FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS TODAY AND I'M SO TIRED BUT I HAVE SOME TESTS IN THE MORNING FOR WHICH I'M NOT PREPARED FFFFFFFFFFF--
( ˃ Д˂) MY URETHRA FEELS ALL BURNY TODAY!!!
>>301 when i was in the shower the other day i finished a bottle of shower gel, so i filled the bottle with hot water, then for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to squirt it down my urethra, so i got a very hot jet of water forced down my penis. then i thought it would make it better if i went for a piss and that burned even more.
I feel your pain bro
>>301 every time I drink beer I get a terrible pain in my urethra and I piss for about 30 mins straight waiting for the stinging to go away.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE IT WHEN MY TROUSER LEG GET CAUGHT ON MY FOOT WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REALLY BADLY!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) others are suffering whilst I am >winning.
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ Others are suffering while I am whining!
( ˃ Д˂) IF THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER, WHY IS IT TRACK 2 ON THE ALBUM!!??
>>303 ?
the jet going in was about the same size as a normal jet of piss going out
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING WASPS!! WHAT MAKES MY ROOM SO INTERESTING!?
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING >>310!! LET US WASPS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM!!
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WASPS, WASPS MAKE YOUR ROOM SO INTERESTING!
PROBABLY THEY ARE MAKING EVEN YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING, THOUGH A
LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT! BUT YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AREN'T YOU MANLY ENOUGH?
( ˃ Д˂) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundJam_MP HE'S TAGGED THE SONG AS "WICKED GAMES" NOT "WICKED GAME"
( ˃ Д˂) SPACE JUNK! smashed my baby's head
( ˃ Д˂) Why is it that every single girl I've met that claims to enjoy anime/manga loves yaoi. Seriously. Every. Single. One. No exceptions. And I've actually met quite a few. There was even one that tried to push it on me by sending me a punch of yaoi pictures on Skype, sending me badly-drawn "KAWAII UGUU !!1 ^7___^" chibi-style pictures of her getting a nosebleed over said yaoi, and not only that, but projecting yaoi archetypes onto me. Like saying that I'm an uke-seme hybrid, whatever the hell that means. Thankfully not every yaoi-fangirl I've met are as bad as that. Why are so many girls attracted to two guys donging each other!
For the same reason guys are attracted to two gals going at it.
( ˃ Д˂) MY PEN0R HURTS FROM TOO MUCH WANKING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF THAT I CAN'T WANK MORE OR EVEN GET HARD WITHOUT ACHES
( ˃ Д˂) TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX! NOT ENOUGH TV-GAGS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES MY FRIEND INSIST ON TAKING A SHIT AT MY PLACE? NOW THERE'S A NASTY TURD AT THE SIDE OF THE BOWL AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO USE IT NOW.
>>316
Is that what most of them were like? Then I guess it's a good thing that I never got the chance to meet girls who like anime back in school.
( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMN ATTENTION WHORES.
( ˃ Д˂) I MADE THE LAST POST LAST NIGHT AND THE FIRST POST THIS MORNING!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) THE OTHER FIVE OF YOU ARE SLACKING OFF GODDAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT REFRESHING THIS PAGE AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND THE FOURTH GAME IN THIS SERIES, AND THOUGH I WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING, I DON'T WANT TO WORK SO HARD ONLY TO BE LEFT HANGING AT THE END OF THE THIRD GAME!
( ˃ Д˂) >>328 IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY, JUST STOP, THE FOURTH GAME NOT EXISTING IS THE WHOLE JOKE. OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THIS.
( `ハ´) Aiyah, my name is not so dirty in the old country, le.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RECORD HEAT
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKERS THINK I YELL TOO MUCH TO BE A SUICIDE HOTLINE COUNSELOR!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M IMAGINING >>335 YELLING "DO IT FAGGOT" AT PEOPLE WHO CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WANT TO BE A HIKIKOMORI AGAIN
( ˃ Д˂) I'm upset by the tardness of this part of the internet: ttp://evoticon.net/
> Football (soccer, not American)
( ˃ Д˂) DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT THE HELL, THEY CALL IT SOCCER IN JAPAN DON'T CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT JAPAN AND THEN NOT BE
>>339
( ˃ Д˂) They are all about snatching stylish emoticons from nihonjins without proper understanding of modern popular culture of Japan.
( ˃ Д˂) I overexerted myself swimming in the ocean! NOW I'M SICK!
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY'S PISSED ME OFF IN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS FUCKING UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ Д˂) DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE TROLLED!
( ˃ Д˂) MY ASS IS SWEATING!
( ˃ Д˂) SA rules quite clearly despise trends and catchphrases! Yet all obvious goons in the outside net are totally revolving around memes! I'm going to spend every dedicated tenbux in bars until they fix it!
( ˃ Д˂) SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IS DIFFICULT! FUCK YOU, CAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP OPENING THAT THREAD IT'S GROSS
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
( ˃ Д˂) THE FIRST GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS FOR "MUSICALS ARE"!
( ˃ Д˂) FIND THESE PHILISTINES AND PERFORM THEM THE REVERSE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE ALREADY! AGGGHH
( ˃ Д˂) Nobody can post on world4ch at the moment.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK FINDING A JOB IS MAGIC!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
( ゚ -゚) It's just a kids' cartoon. Why people get angry that other people like it, well, I attribute to people lacking some serious perspective. Oh right.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY OVER NOTHING MAKE ME ANGRY! GRRRRRRR
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ANGER
( ˃ Д˂) THE PACKAGING FOR THESE FUCKING PILLS. FIRST HALF THE BOX IS TAKEN UP WITH AIR SPACE. THEN THREE-QUARTERS OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOTTLE IS A BIG FUCKING WAD OF COTTON THAT'S HARD TO GET OUT AND CAUSES A RISK OF SPILLING THE PILLS. WHAT STUPID FUCK DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT?
( ˃ Д˂) Why don't younger people talk to me? I'm not an old fart or anything! What are they, afraid that I'm going to die on them? HA!
( ˃ Д˂) >>361 DOESN'T SOUND ANGRY ENOUGH! USE CAPS LOCK, YOU PUSSY!
>>362, you don't read saged posts in Lame Confessional [LAME], do you? I'll try, though.
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DON'T THEY TEACH BASICS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE IN EVERY SCHOOL? KIDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SINGLE LINE OF A SHITTY CODE. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WRITING IT WAS A ROCK BOTTOM for this technical university. They can't do even that. Come on!
>>363 has never done tech support, I see.
Millions upon millions of recent university graduates (in the US, at least) do not know how to navigate Windows, cannot find the START button, cannot find the power switch, do not know the difference between closing an application and minimizing the window, either in Windows or (for the two businesses and five people out there who still use them) a Mac.
And, as I said, these aren't octogenarians. These are people who graduated from university with degrees in the past few years. You sit them in front of a computer and they stare at it goggle-eyed with spittle dripping from one corner of their slack mouths and they can't even find the button to turn it on. "The computer ate my report." "Did you save it before you closed it?" "I dno, lol"
Windows 3.1 is older than some of these people are, for God's sake. How do you get out of college--out of high school, for that matter--unable to open a browser and key in a URL? I have no explanation. I have even less explanation for why any business should have hired people who are, in the 21st Century, functionally illiterate and unable to operate the most basic office equipment, the simplest office software.
And I'm beyond the all-capital-letters, twenty-exclamation-points level of RAEG here. It has wrapped around upon itself and turned into a strange sort of calm.
>>364
Nah, these people are lost in their CAD interface. User-friendliness is a foreign concept for them.
Or they might do this for giggles/out of boredom/etc.
But those kids... Just imagine this place being crowded by museless *tards craving for attention!
Same thing. If they don't want to study basics themselves or attend basic courses somewhere else,
they probably should've chosen a career in arts. ∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ BASTARDS.
ヽ(* ゚Д ゚)ノ Makise Kurisu isn't a real person!
>>364
It's even worse when you get those types of people while working on an Informatics degree. My class is full of people who cannot comprehend computers, yet try to program them. It doesn't work. It cannot work.
Just today, we had the guy copying & pasting various pieces of unrelated code from the internet and wondering why he was getting class/function not found errors.
After having completed a system administration degree previously, I can safely say that I have moved beyond several layers of rage rollover. About 6 of the 15 people from my initial class there have completed tests showing that they know things, yet cannot use Word properly. This makes me ashamed to have my worthless piece of paper (part of the reason I went on studying).
Even worse, absolutely nobody I've met understands how styling works in Word, let alone how something like TeX works. They don't understand that when you're writing hundreds of pages of text, you will be better off spending 30 minutes on proper formatting & layout before you start.
I've gotten capable of giving people perfectly hefty sarcasm while actually helping them. This makes them look like the idiots they are while at the same time not making them realize how idiotic they are looking to everyone else. I like it. It's a good skill to have.
( ˃ Д˂) SEEING A HOT CHICK WITH SOME FAT SLOPPY DOUCHE BAG WHILE YOU'RE ALONE
>UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING
( ˃ Д˂) UNIX-STYLE SHELLS SUCK. JAVASCRIPT OR LISP ARE MUCH BETTER AS REPL LANGUAGES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURING COMPLETE MAILSERVER CONFIGURATION
( ˃ Д˂) DISSONANCE AND ABSTRACTION!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT MUSIC????
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP CALLING "SHEET MUSIC" "SHIT MUSIC"? IT WASN'T BLOODY FUNNY BACK THEN, IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW.
>>377 is assigned banned status for making me laugh in an angry thread.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU FIREWORKS! STOP SCARING MY DOG!
>>379
( ˃ Д˂) THIS. FOR MITTENS' SAKE, IT'S NOT EVEN THE 5TH YET!
( ゚ -゚) My mind is absolutely blank and calm today, I have absolutely nothing to be mad about.
( ゚ -゚)
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE HOW I'M ALWAYS SO GODDAMN CALM AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE ASS AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BETA FAGGOT?!
( ˃ Д˂) SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
>>381
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SAYING ``BETA FAGGOT'', YOU DUNGMUNCH ASSHEAP
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU MADE FOOD THAT WASN'T SO FULL OF FAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THIS GUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY, FAGGOT WITH THE ENORMOUS MUSCLES, SHORT SPIKY HAIR AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY SAGELY BEARD! DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH SQL AND CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE, TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU, FUCKING CONCEITED JERK!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU PROZAK YOU MAKE MASTURBATION A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
TOUHOU
( ˃ Д˂) FIRST I FORGET TO ADD THE KAOMOJI, THEN SQUEEKS TAKES OUT THE DELETE BUTTON! SNIFF MY DICK, DUDES!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LEGEND OF MANA THANKS FOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ARRANGE LANDS IN THE RIGHT WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING AND I WON'T LOOK AT A GUIDE SO THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I'LL RESTART EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS INVESTED
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO PLAY DARK CLOUD
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY DARK CLOUD BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY HAS MY LUCK BEEN SO SHIT LATELY?!
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU GOT OUT OF MY HEAD I'D BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU.
( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT FIREFOX, WHY DON'T THEY CALL YOU ICEFOX INSTEAD OR SOMETHING SINCE YOU FREEZE ALL THE TIME?
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAREEE YOOOU REAAAADYYYY?
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I GOING TO FIND DECENT TEAMMATES THAT AREN'T ELITISTS FAGGOTS FULL OF THEIR OWN SHIT AND/OR COMPETENT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN A DEVILJHO WITH AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON AND ARMOR?!
>>397
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A POST FOR EVERY DAMN THREAD ON THIS PAGE
( ˃ Д˂) SILLY IDIOTS DDOS-ING 4CHAN FOR NO REASON AT ALL, GOD DAMN, STOP RUINING MY HIKI LIFE!!!
( ˃ Д˂) >>399, WHY DON'T YOU WHINE ON EVERY OTHER IMAGE BOARD WITH SOMETHING LIKE, ""DDOSERS, U JELLY MUCH??" PROBABLY THEY WILL READ IT EVENTUALLY.
>>400
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE ANONYMOUS BBS AND IMAGEBOARD CULTURE IS MY LIFE, BUT PEOPLE WON'T UNDERSTAND.
( ˃ Д˂) Thumbs.db FILES LITTERING THE INTERNET
( ˃ Д˂) LOSING AT MONOPOLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS A FRIEND-KILLER
( ˃ Д˂) SKYRIM CRASHES EVERY 5 MINUTES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY SKYRIM BECAUSE I AM A NEET AND CANNOT AFFORD A GOOD COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT OR BILL GATES OR SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MONEY?
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT MY GODDAMN KNEE IS KILLING ME
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT I AM SUCH A LAZY FUCK.
( ˃ Д˂) FLOUR ALL OVER YOUR CLOTHES
( ˃ Д˂) I SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP MY SHORT-LIVED PAYCHECKS FOR A NEW COMPUTER BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I AM NOT ENTIRELY DISSATISFIED WITH THE ELECTRONICS I BOUGHT INSTEAD
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO STUDY BUT MY ANXIENTY IS MAKING ME WONDER WHENEVER SUICIDE IS ACTUALLY PAINLESS.
( ˃ Д˂) MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS. FUCK.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING SWEARING!
( ˃ Д˂) AMD has yet to release optimized drivers for Skyrim!
( ˃ Д˂) THANKSGIVING VACATION MADE ME LOSE TWO DAYS OF WORK!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK FOR LIVING???
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY RESPECTS MY ENTITLEMENT ISSUES!!
( ˃ Д˂) GET OUT OF MY OCCUPY GIKOPOI TENT! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!
( ˃ Д˂) MY ANIME TAKES LONGER TO DOWNLOAD THAN TO WATCH!
( ˃ Д˂) PAPERWORK IS FRUSTRATING!
( ˃ Д˂) TYPING IN ALL-CAPS IS IRRITATING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN THIS LIBRARY COMPUTER LAB! THERE'S EVEN A BABY SCREAMING! AREN'T LIBRARIES SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING QUIET? I BEGIN MY WEEKEND WITH A HEADACHE
( ˃ Д˂) I BOUGHT A $300 VIDEO CARD THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE CASE!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AFFORD A $300 VIDEO CARD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE ME MONEY!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T CLOSE THE PACKAGE TRACKER!!
( ˃ Д˂) CHURCH BELLS ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! SOME OF US WERE DRINKING HEAVILY LAST NIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
( ˃ Д˂) WINTER IS COLD AND UNPLEASANT!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING A NEET FOREVER IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION IN WESTERN SOCIETY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD WIDE WEB SEPARATED NEETS AND CONFINED THEM TO THEIR ROOMS. OTHERWISE, WE COULD LIVE ALTOGETHER AS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF DQN AND CALL OURSELVES "HIPPIES". OR WE COULD FOLLOW JUCHE IDEA TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND WORSHIP NORTH COREA PROPERLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER FROM ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF MODERN LIFE!
( ˃ Д˂) AGREEING WITH ESPEON'S SENTIMENTS!
( ˃ Д˂) THE CS MAJORS AT THIS UNIVERSITY ARE FUCKING REPULSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) MOST SEGA MEGADRIVE GAMES MADE THE YAMAHA OPN2 SOUND TERRIBLE WHILE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST CHIPS OF ITS TIME!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF NAUSEA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) TORTICOLLIS IS A BITCH!
( ˃ Д˂) CURRICULUM DESIGNERS PISS ME OFF!
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP, PERSON NEXT TO ME! YOU AREN'T THAT FUNNY!
>>434 ( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE SEGA MARK III GOT AN EXTRA SOUND CHIP AND THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM DIDN'T!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE YOU BASTARD!
( ˃ Д˂) I DISLIKE THE WELSH!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WELSH
( ˃ Д˂) RELAX GOD DAMN YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I SAID RELAX YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONES OFF! WE ARE IN A LIBRARY!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T I TAKE IT EASY?!
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>>452
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS BASICALLY THE POINT OF THAT MEME!
( ・-・) Though it does seem to have (new) spacing issues.
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP ABOUT DUBSTEP! EDM IS MORE THAN THAT!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING SOCIABLE PEOPLE! GO AWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE STALIN, MICHAEL CAINE, GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
( ˃ Д˂) TOO MANY BIG DECISIONS TO MAKE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING WITH NAMES/TRIPCODES SUDDENLY!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES TRAY HAVE A CLEANING OBSESSION‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BAD?
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS PULSEAUDIO SHITTY AS WELL
( ˃ Д˂) CAPTCHAS SUCK! BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MASH THE KEYBOARD AND HIT ENTER!
>>460,464
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DQN USE INTERROBANGS OR SPIVAK PRONOUNS‽
>>465 ( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK OF "MASHING" A KEYBOARD OR A BUTTON‽ ARE YOU GRINDING IT TO A PASTE IN YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY ARE YOU ALL COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF RAGING!!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ACCUSED OF COMPLAINING WHEN I AM IN FACT ENRAGED BY IMPROPER USE OF VOCABUALRY! I AM ENRAGED TO THE POINT OF INCOHERENCE, WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN YOUR EX WON'T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE AFTER YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE REASONABLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAN FOR HER TO SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE
( ˃ Д˂) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE TO INVENT THINGS LIKE GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS! WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO SIMPLY NOT CARING? THAT WAS BETTER!
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHAUVINISTIC PRICKHEADS! FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) GEMA ARE A BUNCH OF GREEDY ASSWIPES WHO WOULD HATE NOTHING MORE THAN AN INDEPENDENT MUSICIAN SUCCEEDING THANKS TO FREE DOWNLOADS GENERATING BUZZ! AND THE FUCKING NEWS MEDIA ARE EATING UP ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT WITH A SILVER SPOON! WHARGHARBL!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL!
( ˃ Д˂) I FEEL ENTITLED TO THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ I don't have enough time to keep my body and mind DQN way!!
( ˃ Д˂) ESPEON WON'T STOP POSTING HIS VAIN SELF-SERVING SHTICK!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T USE MY SCENTED CANDLES ENOUGH!
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ A big dumb guy can't understand that it's "espeon-serving" instead of "self-serving" because I'm obsessed with espeons and cute, pink and feline things in general!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY NO MY FRIEND KINDLY BRINGING ME LOADS OF FREE KFC EVEN THOUGH I'M ON A DIET
( ˃ Д˂) MISSING OUT WORDS!
( ˃ Д˂) ANYONE HAVING REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE!
( ˃ Д˂) PREDICTABLE TV SHOW PLOT DEVELOPMENTS!
( ˃ Д˂) CHANGE!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE I KNOW CALLING THE HUNGER GAMES THE NEW TWILIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS CLASSROOM DESK IS WAY TOO HIGH! AVERAGE HEIGHT IS NOT 6'4" YOU NON-ADJUSTABLE DESK DESIGNERS AND PURCHASERS!
( ˃ Д˂) THE HUNGER GAMES FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT ANDREW!
( ˃ Д˂) WE GET IT THE ENDING BLEW CHUNKS NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY YOU ENTITLED FUCKS IT'S AN EA GAME YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
( ˃ Д˂) I MEAN FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SERIOUSLY BUT AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T TURN INTO FUCKING CRYBABIES OVER THE PHANTOM GODDAMN MENACE
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ RAAAAGH!
I can't believe I missed a timeframe for a placeholder post by mere two minutes...
( ˃ Д˂) THE PHANTOM MENACE RUINED MY 90s!
( ˃ Д˂) NUMEROLOGISTS
( ˃ Д˂) STARSHIP TROOPERS MADE ME SO ANGRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO A FILM SINCE!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK IN "EAFP"!
( ˃ Д˂) YOU HIT MY FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) GAMMA-INCORRECT SCALING AND BLENDING HAVE BECOME /DE FACTO/ STANDARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) JAVASCRIPT!
>>499
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT NOT JUST THROUGH THEIR OWN SITE BUT FROM GOOGLE TOO
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ Д˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.
( ˃ Д˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!
( ˃ Д˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>503
( ˃ Д˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ゚ -゚) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!
( ˃ Д˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ゚ -゚) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID TYPOS!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.
( ˃ Д˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME
( ˃ Д˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY FEET HURT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!
( ˃ Д˂) >>519 IS PROBABLY RIGHT BUT HE MISUSED A SEMICOLON
( ˃ Д˂) I SUPPOSE I SHALL LET HIM OFF BECAUSE HE HAS A HEADACHE
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT SEMICOLONS!
( ˃ Д˂) >>519'S USAGE CONTAINED TWO FINITE CLAUSES WHICH COULD STAND AS SENTENCES IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND HE WAS USING A SEMICOLON TO ILLUSTRATE A LINK BETWEEN THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) BECOMING WHAT I HATE!
( ˃ Д˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.
( ˃ Д˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,
( ゚ -゚) well... that's okay, I guess.
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME
( ˃ Д˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!
( ˃ Д˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS
( ˃ Д˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!
( ˃ Д˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??
( ˃ Д˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M GETTING OLD!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M GETTING FAT!
( ˃ Д˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!
I'M HIDEOUS!
>why would you
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.
( ˃ Д˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!
(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)
( ˃ Д˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ Д˂) People not thinking before posting!!
( ˃ Д˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TACOS
( ˃ Д˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!
( ˃ Д˂) Not seeing my love all summer!
( ˃ Д˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.
( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD
( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!
( ˃ Д˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK
( ˃ Д˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!
( ˃ Д˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!
( ˃ Д˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!
( ˃ Д˂) UBUNTU
( ˃ Д˂) ITUNES
( ˃ Д˂) YOU
( ˃ Д˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG
( ˃ Д˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!
( ˃ Д˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!
( ˃ Д˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!
( ˃ Д˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!
( ˃ Д˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼
( ˃ Д˂) GHERKINS!
( ˃ Д˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>581,585
( ˃ Д˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!
>>587
( ˃ Д˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.
( ˃ Д˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH
( ˃ Д˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS
( ゚ -゚) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!
>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.
However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK DEFAULT SHORTCUTS NOT CHANGING WITH DVORAK.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS
>>593-4
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH BUT Q AND W ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU RISK QUITTING WHEN YOU MEANT TO CLOSE A TAB AGGGGGHHHH
>>597
( ˃ Д˂) SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
( ˃ Д˂) ACTUALLY, DON'T UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW THREAD CONVENTION
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN
( ˃ Д˂) SUCK MY COCK ANONYMOUS JONES
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NOTHING TO POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK I'M STAYING INSIDE WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE ON SUCH A NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO ONE TO SPEND THIS NICE WEATHER WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) WHITES PRETENDING TO BE NIGGERS WHENEVER TO MOCK THEM OR NOT
( ˃ Д˂) BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: STFU
Hey guys, came here from /jp/ (http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9011150/)
What's this board about? Does [b][i][o][u]BBCODE[/b][/i][/o][/u] work here?
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE MAKE ALL THESE FUCKING NOOBS GET OUT AND GIVE THEM AN IP BAN AS PARTING GIFT!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE USED UP ALL THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS NOW A MITTENS EMERGENCY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE A TRAP
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S HOSTED ON SHII'S SITE SO HE CAN TRACK US
lol wtf is this place o,0???
u guys sucks :/
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY SSI CARD AND CANNOT FILL OUT THIS JOB APPLICATION.
( ˃ Д˂) DIABLO 3 ISN'T OUT YET
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING PROTOSS ARBITERS AND THEIR STASIS FIELD ABILITY!
( ˃ Д˂) SHE KEEPS AVOIDING ME
( ˃ Д˂) HE KEEPS AVOIDING ME!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP AVOIDING EVERYONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AVOID ANYONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂)
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LOVE FEEDING TROLLS!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S A CUTE GIRL WHO A KEEP CATCHING LOOKING AT ME BUT SHE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH OLDER I AM THAN HER BECAUSE I STILL LOOK SIXTEEN AT 21!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR SOME REASON SOCIETY LEADS DOUBLE STANDARDS ABOUT AGE DIFFERENCES IN RELATIONSHIPS.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ATTRACTED TO 15-YEAR-OLDS IS FINE, EVEN IF YOU'RE TWICE THEIR AGE.
( ˃ Д˂) LEARN WHAT "PEDOPHILE" MEANS, MORONS!
>>623 Are you saying there IS a problem with being attracted to 15-year-olds?
>>624
No. I am saying it's natural, and even with modern societal standards no man would think twice about sleeping with a 15-year-old if they could get away with it. There's a reason so many porn websites advertise they're "BARELY LEGAL!!!" and so on. A short while after starting puberty, women become sexually attractive, so that men want to have sex with them and the human race can continue. This doesn't go away. It's not as though you only find 16-and-above attractive as a teenager, then it jumps up to 18-and-above in your twenties. If I'm understanding>>622-san correctly, he should go for it. The age gap doesn't matter in his situation (I'm assuming in good faith she's not some sort of 10-year-old who takes a fancy to 16-year-olds). People are dumb.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING MISUNDERSTOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE OF POWER IN THE USA?!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT THAT WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN ASIAN WOMEN?!
( ˃ Д˂) REST ASSURED (OR DON'T), THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN DO NOT HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN THE U.S.A.; ONE NEEDS ONLY LOOK AT HOW THEY HANDLED TEPCO PRIOR TO THE TŌHOKU EARTHQUAKE TO SEE THAT.
( ˃ Д˂) WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY FROM ASIAN WOMEN IN ONLY SUPERFICIAL WAYS.
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR GRAMMAR NEEDS WORK.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'RE NOT APES ANYMORE, >>625. THERE ARE MORE FACTORS IN PLAY THAN MERELY PHYSICAL APPETITE WHICH DEFINE AND DETERMINE THE FURTHERING OF OUR SPECIES. THEY ARE SOCIOECONOMIC, MORAL, POLITICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN 15 YEAR-OLDS AT ALL, IN FACT, I PREFER THE OLD LIBRARIAN STYLE COUGAR LADY.
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS POINTS FOR GLASSES
( ˃ Д˂) WHY AM I YELLING
( ˃ Д˂) I AGREE WITH >>628, I MEAN EVEN IF THERE WAS NOT ANYTHING WRONG WITH SCREWING KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING A TAD MORE...
( ゚ ヮ゚) womanly riding you all through the night?
( ゚ -゚) Seriously, upgrade to women.
( ˃ Д˂) MY WATCH IS BROKEN!
( ˃ Д˂) >>630 BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE
Seriously though my fiancée is moving in after summer and I proposed to her when she was 14 and I was 20
( ˃ Д˂) "WOMEN" GROSS ME OUT
( ˃ Д˂) WHILE I LARGELY AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU, >>628 AND >>630, MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE. ESPECIALLY IN A SOCIETY THAT CLAIMS TO PROMOTE SEXUAL LIBERTY.
( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S CONFUSING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE. IN SCHOOL, I SPOKE TO 17-YEAR-OLDS WHO WERE DATING 25-YEAR-OLDS, AND APPARENTLY THIS WAS FINE.
( ˃ Д˂) OF COURSE, IT FREAKED ME OUT AT THE TIME, BUT IN RETROSPECT I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD. IT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND TEENAGE GIRLS AREN'T IDIOTS (OKAY THAT'S A LIE).
( ˃ Д˂) AND FOR THE RECORD I'M TALKING ABOUT GIRLS IN THEIR TEENS, NOT CHILDREN. BEING ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN ISN'T VERY NORMAL, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THOUGH TO BE HONEST, IN MY IDEAL WORLD, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE AND PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT MARRIAGE SERIOUSLY. BUT I DOUBT THAT WOULD WORK WELL WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELIGIOUS PRESSURE ATTACHED.
( ˃ Д˂) AND THIS, DOKYUNS, IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S NOT HOW RESUSCITATION WORKS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS‽ I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE!
( ˃ Д˂) NOOBS KEPT FEEDING
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I HAVEN'T HAD EITHER IN YEARS, AND THUS THERE ARE NONE AVAILABLE IN MY HOUSE AT 01:49!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT MY FUCKING FLYING CAR ALREADY! A THREE-HOUR DRIVE FOR A LINEAR DISTANCE OF 113 MILES IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!
( ˃ Д˂) IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO JUST NOT POST IN SHITTY THREADS‽ I DO IT ALL THE TIME!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO CURTAINS AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE
( ˃ Д˂) LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A TWISTED CURSE
( ˃ Д˂) MY MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, DOG! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A CAT INSTEAD!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH THAT THE PERSON I LIKE WOULD TELL ME "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH I WERE ABLE TO TELL THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME, "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT VC GUY IS WORSE THAN ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET HE IS ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH IS SURVIVING THANKS TO PORN STREAMING SITES AND ADVERTISEMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) >>648 I'M NOT EVEN >>647 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T RISK TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM FOR SOME TIME. HEARING "I LOVE YOU" OFTEN CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!!
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE GUY YOU LIKE HAS BEEN REALLY LONELY AND THAT IF ONLY YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM HE'D RISK OPENING UP TO YOU...
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!
>>651
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS "I LOVE YOU" CREEPY UNLESS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF STALKER? EVEN IF IT'S NON-MUTUAL, WHY WOULD IT CREEP YOU OUT?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T A RELATIONSHIP EVEN BEGIN WITH "I LOVE YOU"? "I LOVE YOU, SO CAN WE TRY DATING?" YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE BEEN INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A PERSON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK SOCIETY'S CONFUSING DOUBLE STANDARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WATCHED A COMMERCIAL THAT BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AND A VOICEOVER SAYING "SHE PREFERS HER COFFEE CAFFEINE FREE".
( ˃ Д˂) BITCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAFFEINE THEN DON'T DRINK COFFEE! IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) LISTENING TO OPINIONATED PEOPLE
You deserve someone a lot nicer...
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT YOU YOU CANTANKEROUS BITCH
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STRONG, IMMUTABLE OPINION THAT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE REAL WORLD!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME WRONG EVERY FUCKING TIME!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Back before caller ID, I used to use my unpronounceable name as a way to screen calls.
>>658
( ゚ ヮ゚) That actually sounds pretty convenient!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STUPIDLY COMMON NAME EVERYONE CAN PRONOUNCE!
>>659
( ˃ Д˂) MY LAST NAME IS COMMON BUT MOST PEOPLE SPELL IT WRONG ANYWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T ADAPT TO MY CPAP MACHINE WHICH HELPS ME SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS!
>>664
( ゚ ヮ゚) "Oh sorry, you must get that all the time!"
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T FUCKING SAY IT THEN. JUST ONCE, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DIAGNOSE WHETHER IT'S MY SATA CONTROLLER OR MY SATA CABLES GOING BAD BECAUSE THIS I'VE GOT ONLY ONE SATA TOWER AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED WAY THE FUCK OUT OF STATE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) I'M (ALSO) ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) HAY FEVER!
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PORNO" INSTEAD OF "PORN"!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M BROKE TOO
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO BEING BROKE!
( ˃ Д˂) DIARRHEA!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE METHOD ACTING!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED INTERNET EXPLORER!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED KONQUERER!
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING "VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION BECAUSE OF BOUNCING ATOMS" THING IN THOSE SHITTY DARREN SHAN BOOKS!
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER ONE, ALL ATOMS "BOUNCE", IT IS THE PHENOMENON WE COMMONLY REFER TO AS "TEMPERATURE."
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER TWO, MIRRORS JUST REFLECT THE LIGHT THAT IS CAST ON THEM. IF THE VAMPIRE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES PREVENTED LIGHT FROM REFLECTING OFF ITS BODY ONTO THE MIRROR, THEN VAMPIRES WOULD SIMPLY BE INVISIBLE AS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND CASTING LIGHT INTO AN EYE OR CAMERA APPARATUS, BOTH OF WHICH CAN SEE VAMPIRES JUST FINE IN THOSE BOOKS.
( ˃ Д˂) TL;DR THE "SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS MAKE BETTER FICTION THAN SUPERNATURAL ONES" "RULE" IS ONLY VALID IF THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS ABOUT SCIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS! THOSE BOOKS CHANGE SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TRADITIONAL VAMPIRE LORE, WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO KEEP THE "NO REFLECTIONS" PART IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVE IT AN AWKWARD EXPLANATION?
( ˃ Д˂) THIS COMPUTER IS DREADFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) accidentally pressed capslock!
( ˃ Д˂) FIREFOX DOESN'T HAVE A "WORD WRAP" OPTION FOR PLAINTEXT AND SIMILAR FILES, NOT EVEN IN about:config
, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TRIVIAL MATTER OF MODIFYING THE DEFAULT STYLESHEET TO USE RENDERING OPTIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST.
( ˃ Д˂) WEB BROWSERS ARE GOING BACKWARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) DO IT DO IT DO IT BUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN YOU WILL DO THIS DO IT DO IT DO IT
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ALONE!
>>682
( ˃ Д˂) IF IT'S NOT WRAPPED 80 COLUMNS IT'S NOT WORTH READING
( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO CLEAN BURNT, BLACKENED, TENACIOUSLY STUCK-ON CRUD OUT OF MY COOKING PAN!
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT BLOCK VIEWING THROUGH PROXY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT ALLOWING POSTING, I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT BLOCKING VIEWS? THAT'S JUST BEING A DICK.
( ˃ Д˂) TRAGEDIES AS MEDIA CIRCUSES ARE AN EXPLOITATIVE ELEMENT OF MEDIA CULTURE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IN THE EXAM HAD A REALLY LOUD PEN!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY'D HE SUCKED MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN LOOKED AT MY HAND IN THE DREAM, WHERE I HAD A HUGE FUCKING "A" WRITTEN ON IT TO REMIND MYSELF I WAS AWAKE, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED IT!
( ˃ Д˂) ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS!
( ˃ Д˂) >>687 doesn't know to use the google user agent switcher to make himself look like the google bot and be auto white listed into sites.
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ABOVE ME THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHOUT!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE THAT STUPID JEFF BUCKLEY SONG! YOU CAN SING WITHOUT RHYTHM GUITAR FOR ALL I CARE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO BAND PRACTICE TODAY
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKF FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP!
( ˃ Д˂) WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME A TIMETABLE FULL OF CLASSES SPACED AT FOUR-HOUR INTERVALS?!
( ˃ Д˂) RETARDED AMERICAN FEMINAZIS MAKING JAPANESE ADULT GAME COMPANIES AFRAID OF LETTING VISITORS WITH NON-JAPANESE IPS ACCESS THEIR WEBSITES, EVEN IF ALL OF THEIR GAMES INVOLVE 100% CONSENSUAL SEX!
( ˃ Д˂) FEMINAZIS MAKING TRUE FEMINISTS LOOK BAD!
( ˃ Д˂) MODERATE CHRISTIANS USING NO-TRUE-SCOTSMAN ARGUMENTS WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT CHURCH LEADERS SPOUTING THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THEY DISAGREE WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) SUFFRAGETTES LOOKING BAD BECAUSE OF CONTEMPORARY FEMINISM!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING BAD DREAMS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! THIS FUCKS UP MY SLEEP CYCLE AND MAKES ME GET TIRED TOO EASILY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING DEGREES IN THE SHADE, I LIVE ON THE NINTH FLOOR, COME HOME LUGGING FORTY POUNDS OF GROCERIES, AND THE FUCKING ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S TOO BLOODY DIFFICULT TO BRAISE MEAT IN A PAN WITHOUT A PROPERLY FITTED LID!!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!! U R SAYING IMPUDENCE 2 ME!
( ˃ Д˂) EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER? DID YOU JUST USE NETSPEAK? WHAT THE SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS! SON OF BITCH THIEF!
THIEF IS PIG!
DO YOU WANTING FREE SHIT?!
DO YOU WANTING MY FUCKING HAPPINESS AND FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS?!
NIGGER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING THEIF
I HOPE THAT WHOEVER STOLE IT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO INTOXICATE MYSELF!
( ˃ Д˂) I! WILL! KILL! THIS FUCKER IF HE DOESN'T STOP STOMPING AND DROPPING SHIT AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKED UP THIS ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) Jeez-malaise, I lost DQN in my hundreds of tabs!
( ˃ Д˂) HE SAID HE'D STOP USING HIS TRIPCODE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
( ˃ Д˂) I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
( ˃ Д˂) AW OUCH MY JAW HURTS
( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS DOING IN >>718'S JAW TO BEGIN WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BEAT UP TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO MURDER THAT 13 YEAR OLD KID THAT KEEPS SHITTING UP /DQN/ AND SAOVQ! I'M SEEING RED AND MY FISTS ARE SHAKING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO KNOW HOW >>721 KNOWS THE AGE OF OTHER POSTERS HERE, BUT GENERALLY AGREE THAT SHITPOSTERS NEED TO DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH!
( ˃ Д˂) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHIT IN A CUNT GHSHAJGGJKDJKGKJHKJ
( ˃ Д˂) ESSAYS DON'T JUST GO AWAY AND NOT NEED TO BE WRITTEN IF YOU IGNORE THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH!
(;°Д°) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAUGH
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEBODY'S POSTING WITH THE WRONG FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES!
( ˃ Д˂) IT ANNOYS ME TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
( ˃ Д°) WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ Д˂) SLUTS AND WHORES!
( ˃ Д˂) MY VAGINA!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE SOME, BUT THEY'RE INSANE.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A GIRL IS OR WHETHER I AM ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) CAN'T SIT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF, PLEBEIAN!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GO HOME FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS YET!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE JUST GOTTEN HOME AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT A FACEBOOK PROFILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT YOUR GOOGLE+ EVENTS!!!
My captcha, appropriately, is rawbish.
( ˃ Д˂) LUCID DREAMING IS DIFFICULT!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP HONKING, YOU MORONS!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, AND I NEED TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FUCKING APPLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE BEFORE I BECOME COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, QUEENSLAND GOVT!! SAME-SEX PARENTS ALREADY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR PARENTING BY JUMPING THROUGH THE DOZENS OF BUREAUCRATIC HOOPS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM THEM? http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/2012/06/28/three-year-jail-threat-for-gay-surrogacy/79974
( ˃ Д˂) SEXISM AND PEOPLE WITH "WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ" MENTALITY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 81 FUCKING DEGREES IN HERE, THE UNIVERSITY REVOKED $400 DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN CONSIDERED PAID BEFORE WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND LIFE IN GENERAL IS OUT TO MAKE ME REGRET GIVING UP SUICIDE
( ˃ Д˂) I WENT TO GET SMOKES SO I COULD SHOOT SOME HEROIN, THE GUY WAS "GONE FOR 10 MINUTES" SO I LEFT
( ˃ Д˂) SOME RETARD THINKS YOU CAN SLEEP WITH YOUR WAIFU
( ˃ Д˂) SERIOUSLY, BOTH MY FLATMATES USED TO GO HOME FOR THE WEEKEND BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST! WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO STAY THIS TIME, WOMAN? WHY MUST YOU THUS FORCE ME TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS STIFLING HEAT WHENEVER I LEAVE MY ROOM?!
( ˃ Д˂) IDIOTS ON THE FLOOR BELOW ARE BARBECUING ON THEIR BALCONY!
( ˃ Д˂) AIR TEMPERATURE NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOU ARSEHOLES?
Still, I suppose it lowers the humidity a little ...
( ˃ Д˂) BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ME SMELL DELICIOUS OILY MARINATED BBQ PORK WHEN I'M ON A DIET?!!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FRUIT FLIES; THOSE ARE MY SALAD ONIONS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CRISPER!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT ALWAYS 1993?
>>755
Because although AOL no longer has their own news servers, Eternal September continues thanks to Google Groups.
( ˃ Д˂) SOME PEOPLE ON DQN STILL DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!
>>759
( ˃ Д˂) JOKING ASIDE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN YOU SHOULD LURK AND READ THE ARCHIVES A LOT MORE BEFORE POSTING!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING HELL; I LURKED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING AT ALL!
>>760
ARCHIVES? 4-ch has archives?
( ˃ Д˂) I AM VERY SORRY! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
>>761
Oh. Forgive me. I found it!
http://archives.4-ch.net/
( ˃ Д˂) I AM SORRY!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T LURK, EVEN THOUGH IT'S MORE ENTERTAINING THAN POSTING!
( ˃ Д˂) IF YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY TIME WITH HER, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT STUPID PART OF EVERY VAMPIRE NOVEL/FILM/WHATEVER WHERE THE PROTAGONIST HAS A LONG, EXPOSITORY NARRATIVE ON HOW THEIR VAMPIRES DIFFER FROM "IN THE MOVIES".
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TWO SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS JUST SNIPED ON EBAY BY SOMEONE BIDDING JUST ONE CENT MORE THAN MY MAX BID, HOW IS THIS FAIR OR EVEN POSSIBLE?!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT AS IF I PICKED A WHOLE DOLLAR AMOUNT OR EVEN A MULTIPLE OF TEN CENTS FFS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY WATER ISN'T RUNNING! MY WHOLE MORNING ROUTINE HAS TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT ``SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE'' IN ANY FIELD NEVER WORKS ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE?!
( ˃ Д˂) DAMN CAT ALWAYS DRINKS MY WATER
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO GO DO THINGS AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) WORK
( ˃ Д˂) YOU HAVE TWO DONGS STUCK IN YOUR ANUS SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE KHA'AK DO YOU WANT?
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO, WHY HAS MY CAPTCHA BEEN requation FOR THE PAST FIVE POSTS?
( ˃ Д˂) EXCEPT IT HASN'T, BECAUSE IT KEPT BEING MARKED AS INCORRECT AFTER THE FIRST TIME AND I HAD TO REFRESH CAPTCHA, ONLY FOR IT TO FLIP BACK TO requation AFTER THE POST HAD BEEN SUBMITTED!
( ˃ Д˂) LOOKING AT FOOD MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T TELL IF ONE SIDE OF MY HEADPHONES IS BROKEN OR IF I'M JUST IMAGINING IT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY P8X32A MICROCONTROLLERS ARE STUCK IN CUSTOMS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A REST‽ IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY ISN'T THE INTERROBANG PART OF ASCII‽ SURELY THEY COULD HAVE LEFT OUT SOMETHING AS UNIMPORTANT AS ` INSTEAD!!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T THINK THE LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK PRODUCTIVITY!
( ˃ Д˂) TIME PASSES TOO QUICKLY!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, THAT IS NOT A LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK, YOU DUMBFUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT RESPECTING MY TRANSDIMENSIONALITY
( ˃ Д˂) DIE, CIS SCUM! WE WILL NO LONGER BE REPRESSED!
( ˃ Д˂) NO YOU READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII
( ˃ Д˂) ANSI INCITS 4-1986 (R2007) CLEARLY MARKS THE 6/0 ENCODING WITH A DAGGER, STATING THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE USED IN INTERNATIONAL INTERCHANGE WITHOUT DETERMINING THAT THERE IS AGREEMENT BETWEEN SENDER AND RECIPIENT
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BECAUSE THAT PORTION OF THE ASCII STANDARD IS UNILATERALLY DIFFERENT FROM ISO 646 AND ISO 8859 WHICH COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES USE OR HAVE COORDINATED STANDARDS TO
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE USING AN AUSTRALIAN SERVER ON A SITE SERVED IN THE SHIFT_JIS CHARACTER ENCODING WHICH WHEN POSTING GRACEFULLY DEGRADES TO HTML ENTITIES FOR UNICODE CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE ANGLE BRACKETS FOUND ON THE HANDSOME GENT TO THE LEFT OF THIS STATEMENT HENCE ASCII RULES DO NOT APPLY IN ANY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE
( ˃ Д˂) GO CHECK THE RELEVANT JIS AND ISO DOCUMENTS AND YOU WILL SEE NO SUCH DEFINITION OF 0x60 AS A LEFT QUOTATION MARK
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BEFORE WE GET INTO HOW TWO SINGLE QUOTATIONS MARKS DO NOT A DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK MAKE IN THIS ENCODING SCHEME
( ˃ Д˂) I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS BUT THE FACT IS THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS AS LONG AS THE FONTS WE ARE EXPECTED TO USE WITH THIS ENCODING AND SHIFT_JIS ART IDIOM SUCH AS MS PGOTHIC AND MONAFONT REQUIRE US TO SEE YOUR OBNOXIOUS SEPARATE GRAVE ACCENTS AS SUCH INSTEAD OF AS THE LEFT QUOTATION MARKS YOU SOLIPSISTICALLY CLAIM THEM TO BE THUS OFFENDING THE GREAT TRADITION OF ENGLISH TYPOGRAPHY AS IT HAS BEEN PRACTICED SINCE THE MID-EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
( ˃ Д˂) BY THE WAY YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE BUNGHOLES OF THE MEN YOU CITE
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS BROWN SHIT ON MY KEYBOARD AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM‽
( ˃ Д˂) I'M UNDERSLEPT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, DOG!
( ˃ Д˂) YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF RETARD IF YOU THINK THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE FOR A GRAVE ACCENT IS LEFT SINGLE QUOTE THAT CAN BE DOUBLED FOR A DOUBLE QUOTE
( ˃ Д˂) AGAIN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING KEYBOARD LAYOUTS BUT THROUGH YOUR FALLACIOUS SOPHISTRY REVEAL YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE: A COCKBITE WHO WOULD MUCH SOONER IMPINGE ON THE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES OF OTHERS THAN ADMIT YOU GAVE YOUR LEFT HAND TO SATAN AT A CROSSROADS IN 1987 AND NOW HAVE YOURSELF A LITTLE LEFT-QUOTE MURDERING LIABILITY
( ˃ Д˂) IT IS NOT EASIER TO TYPE UNLESS YOUR HAND IS POSSESSED SEEING AS IT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOME GODDAMN ROW
( ˃ Д˂) AND IF YOU GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IN EMACS OR SOMETHING IT WILL ONLY COUNT AS EVIDENCE OF YOUR CONTINUED DEVIL WORSHIP AND IMPENDING REPETITIVE STRAIN INJURY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT EMACS IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MODERN RECORDING INDUSTRY IN TERMS OF WAR CRIMES PERPETUATED BY INACTION ON THE PART OF THE UNITED STATES
( ˃ Д˂) D͡O͏ ҉N̷̕͜OT̵͢͜ ͜͏́E̷͞NA̕͠B͜L̡͘E̛ ͢LŲ̕C͟͏I̡F̢E̢R
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RAIN PREVENTING ME FROM GARDENING!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS TEXT ENCODING STUFF
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAAAA!!!
( ˃ Д˂) DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE OSTENSIBLY TRYING TO MAKE AN ENJOYABLE WEBCOMIC THAT ISN'T ABOUT YOUR FETISH:
( ˃ Д˂) PLEASE LEAVE YOUR FETISH OUT OF IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP GETTING THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER TWO LINES OF IT!
( ˃ Д˂) GETTING REALLY BAD HAY FEVER! AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST BURNT THE ONLY REMAINING FOOD IN MY HOUSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE END QUESTIONS WITH PERIODS
( ˃ Д˂) >>799 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THESE "HOT AND SPICY PICKLES" ARE MORE SPICY THAN I EXPECTED! MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE ONLY DQN AND A BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK TO OCCUPY ME FOR THREE HOURS!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I HAVE UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE OR WHETHER THEY'RE JUST LAZY!
( ˃ Д˂) MY BEDROOM IS BEING INVADED BY INSECTS OF ALL KINDS DESPITE MY THOROUGH CLEANING AND NUMEROUS COUNTERMEASURES
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT COUNTERMEASURES HAVE YOU TRIED? PEPPERMINT OIL GETS RID OF A LOT OF PESTS, FOR INSTANCE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 44°C OUTSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUMMER.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO DIE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 27°C INSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
( ˃ Д˂) EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY MY ROOM HAS TO BE ON THE 2ND FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BASEMENT?
( ˃ Д˂) THIS FAN IS JUST BLOWING HOT AIR IN MY FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I THOUGHT UP A GREAT WITTY RESPONSE TO POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I TRY TO POST IT IT ALWAYS SAYS UNABLE TO POST COMMENT. TRY AGAIN
( ˃ Д˂) TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF, THIS ISN'T AMERICA.
>>807
( ˃ Д˂) STOP WHINGING, IT'S A DRY HEAT
( ˃ Д˂) THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
(・-・) ...
( ˃ Д˂) HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNINGGGGGGGG
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO SIMPLIFY THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS WHILE OFFERING THEIR PETTY, EMPTY WISDOM
>>810 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH USING AIR CONDITIONING OUTSIDE AMERICA?! NOW THAT PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE BECOMING WEALTHIER THEY ARE GETTING AIR CONDITIONERS AND THEY NEED IT! SUMMER IS A BITCH IN CERTAIN PARTS OF CHINA!
( ˃ Д˂) >>811 I'M NOT WHINGING, I'M WHEEZING. THIS SHIT IS AGGRAVATING MY ASTHMA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS YOU UNEMPATHETIC LOUSE.
( ˃ Д˂) >>810 THIS IS AMERICA. I JUST USED CELSIUS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE. SO FUCK YOU TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) DID I SAY FUCK YOU? I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL THIS HEAT MAKING IT HARD TO THINK.
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP PEOPLE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>813 AIR CONDITIONERS ARE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING! LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL LAWS GOVERNING EFFICIENCY OF HEAT ENGINES AND TELL ME THEY'RE HARMLESS! AMERICANS NEED TO SHUT THEIRS OFF AND JOLLY WELL SWEAT WITH THE REST OF US, TOO!!
( ˃ Д˂) >>807 ALSO MY ROOM IS ON THE NINTH FLOOR WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS AN ELECTRIC FAN AT 34°C WITH 65% HUMIDITY! SEE ME COMPLAINING? FUCK NO, I'M WAY TOO DROWSY!
( ˃ Д˂) >>817 THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLAINING TO ME.
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T BREATHE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY THROAT HURTS AND THIS IS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR MY THROAT TO BE HURTING!
( ˃ Д˂) I hate vague nothings!
( ˃ Д˂) If you have something to say, fucking say it!
( ˃ Д˂) Stop being intentionally ambiguous and passive-aggressive!
( ˃ Д˂) Generic statements regardless of who or what they're about piss me off!
( ˃ Д˂) I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS AUTISTIC!
( ˃ Д˂) HEADACHES!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY SINGLE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) PERHAPS THIS IS SYMPTOMATIC OF AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION.
>>816
( ˃ Д˂) THE USA DOES NOT FUCK UP THE ENVIRONMENT THE MOST! CHINA DOES! CHINA MAKES LOS ANGELES LOOK LIKE PARADISE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BANNED FROM A WEBSITE BECAUSE A SAD, EMO, SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH GOT ME BANNED!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND ALL DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) WOMEN OPPRESSORS
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO USE PUBLIC TRANSIT TOMORROW.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT, AS MUCH AS I HATE PUBLIC. IT'S FILTHY.
( ˃ Д˂) NOT TO MENTION STRESSFUL.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO RATION READING MY BOOK BECAUSE IT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'M IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE FUCKING HIM!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKED UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKED UP!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE FUCKING UP YOUR BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVED UP MY BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE THE FUCKED-UP YOU!!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU ASSHOLES!
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT'S YOU WE LOVE, >841!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?!
( ˃ Д˂) OH GREAT SOME REDDIOT THINKS HE HAS THIS BRILLIANT IDEA NOBODY'S EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) A FAN-MADE 3D POKEMON
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH, LIKE NINTENDO'S NEVER SERVED UP A C&D BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF COMPUTER GAMES!
( ˃ Д˂) SPAM!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS PASTA!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB
( ˃ Д˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW SERVERS
( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ Д˂) BEING OLD!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY
>>869
( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT
>>876
( ˃ Д˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ Д˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.
( ゚ -゚) Also, I have no friends to lose.
( ˃ Д˂) MY NECK HURTS
>>880
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!
( ˃ Д˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS
( ˃ Д˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!
( ˃ Д˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!
( ˃ Д˂) ABJECT FAILURE!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC
( ˃ Д˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!
( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!
( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ!
( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT
( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE GAY
( ˃ Д˂) SO ARE MOVIES
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
( ˃ Д˂) IS THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT REALLY SUCH A ROMANTIC PLACE? GROPE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRIPLE POST JUST TO KEEP MY FAVOURITE THREAD ALIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT IS LOVE
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) BABY DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) NO MORE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOW THINKING OF THAT WHAT IS LOVE ANIMATED .GIF FILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FOOBAR2K WON'T READ ALBUMARTIST FROM CUE SHEETS
( ˃ Д˂) THIS RAIN IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEPT FARTING ALL CLASS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOW MY HEAD REALLY HURTS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER REMEMBER DREAMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN FARTING 8-10 TIMES PER HOUR FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ALL OVER MY THUMB AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK COLOURBLINDNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! FUCK DEADLINES! FUCK ME FOR BEING UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) LAST NIGHT I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS IN A FALLING ELEVATOR AND IT DIDN'T STOP FALLING UNTIL I WOKE UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING TILDES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE USING WAVE DASHES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO MASTURBATE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANTED MY BEER IN BOTTLES, NOT CANS!
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS (ANIME FANS) CALLING ANY CRAP CUTE (MOE). BOLLOCKS.
( ˃ Д˂) FULL WIDTH LATIN CHARACTERS HANDLED AT THE CHARACTER ENCODING LEVEL!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THAT DOG OUTSIDE SHUT UP!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB DOG, SHUT UP!!
( ˃ Д˂) RECURRING ILLNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) dissociation
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW LOADING TIMES
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK! COMPLEXOMETRIC IS TOTALLY A WORD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER! GET BACK ONLINE, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING PESTERED TO "LIKE" SOME ORGANIZATION ON FACEBOOK
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING SHITTY CIRCULATION!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MY WALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES NOW AND MY HANDS ARE STILL ALMOST NUMB!
( ˃ Д˂) LIFE IS STRESSFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO BORROW RENT MONEY FROM MY ROOMMATE THIS MONTH! BEING WORTHLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) SOME FUCKASSES IN THIS LIBRARY ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURNS OUT THE EXAM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IN JUNE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BLADDER AND PROSTRATE?! I TOOK A PISS, AND I STILL FEEL LIKE MY BLADDER IS BURSTING! THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!
>>967
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PEEING STANDING UP INSTEAD OF PRONE
( ˃ Д˂) JESUS CHRIST, STOP TALKING ABOUT EXCRETION ALREADY!
ファッキュ━━━( ゚Д゚)凸━━━ !!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HORRIBLE HAMSTER HOBBLED!
( ˃ Д˂) SILLY INTERCAL, I CAN TOTALLY PRONOUNCE "CLONEPA"
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING ANIMAL GET OUT OF MY ATTIC AND GO BACK OUT INTO NATURE WHERE YOU BELONG! I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) NEVERENDING PAPERWORK!
You wake up one morning, roll back the curtains, and everything outside is covered in snow. Apart from it isn't snow, it's paperwork. The curtain in your hand is made of sheets of paperwork. Your hand, which is holding the curtain, is wrapped in paperwork. Underneath this layer of paperwork, your hand itself is made of paperwork. You are paperwork. Your individual cells must fill out permission slips in order to undergo mitosis or apopt∵sis. You try to scream, but ∴ll that c∵∴es ∵ut of y∵∴r m∵uth is a fract∴l v∵rtex o∴ p∵∴erw∵r∴. ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵∴ERI∵USLY TH∴UGH, FUCK PAPERWORK.
( ˃ Д˂) MY EXAM'S TOMORROW INSTEAD OF TODAY HOW COULD I FUCK THAT UP NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUY TRAIN TICKETS FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) WILL THIS THREAD NEVER REACH 999?!
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT HOW TO POOP!
( ˃ Д˂) MAKING FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW PROGRESS ON AN ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NEITHER POOP NOR CHOCOLATE, IT'S SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LLOYD I'M READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN YOU FUCK
(´ー`) >>983 Lloyd Cole is a friend of my family, I've been backstage with him.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE MORE THAN THREE HOURS TO KILL AND VERY LITTLE WORTH DOING!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! FUCK YOU, BODY!
( ˃ Д˂) ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE HAS POSTED THE NEW CHAPTER OF WATAMOTE YET, ITS FORTNIGHTLY, FORTNIGHTLY.
( ˃ Д˂)>>987 YANDERE KANOJO IS IN THE SAME MAGAZINE AND IT CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO.
( ˃ Д˂) >>989 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HOPE I HATE THIS YANDERE KANOJO SHIT.
[thank you though]
( ˃ Д˂) NIHONGO IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO MELT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS ALMOST OVER!
People think the harder they work the more they deserve. Seems natural, but is it?
( ˃ Д˂) GETTING MY DEGREE IS SO HARD!
( ˃ Д˂) DOES MY RAGING BONER COUNT AS ANGRY!
>>996
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN INTERROBANG AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT!