( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) YOU WHINY ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING NEAR WASHINGTON DC THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND IT AND YET THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY AND THE TOWN ITSELF IS A CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE WITH A CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE IN CHARGE OF THE TOWN'S MACHINATIONS THAT WANT A CONGRESSIONAL SEAT WITHOUT GIVING US A FUCKING REASON WHY THOSE WASTES OF OXYGEN DESERVE IT CONSIDERING THE PLACE WASN'T SO BAD BEFORE THEY CAME INTO POWER AND
( -) holy shit, I need a cigarette or something.
( ˃ D˂) IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MITTENS, WE HAD TO USE LINT RATIONS, AND THAT'S IF WE WERE LUCKY-GOD DAMN IT.
( ˃ D˂) WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN A POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY WE STILL HAVE TO BUDGET OUR MITTEN MONEY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! MODERN MECHANIZED MITTEN MANUFACTURE HAS MADE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FOR CHEAPER THAN EVER AND YET AT THE COST OF SOCIETY'S SOULLLLLLLLL!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) TED KENNEDY IS DEAD! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( ˃ D˂) BOB NOVAK DIED OF THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I JUST LEARNED ABOUT TED KENNEDY BEING DEAD FROM >>125!!
( ˃ D˂) THEN I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) HURRY UP AND GO TO YOUR STUPID YOGA SO I CAN PLAY MY MANDOLIN
( ˃ D˂) JUST MOTHERFUCK UP THE ASS.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE CALL ME AN ANUS, BUT I AM NOT AN ANUS! I CAN INSURE YOU!
( ˃ D˂) @#$%!!!! JUST @#$%!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) TODAY A UROLOGIST SCANNED MY BLADDER BY RUBBING A MACHINE ON MY NO-NO ZONE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
That sounds uncomfortable, awkward, somewhat terrifying, and strangely arousing. I think I need to make an appointment with an urologist.
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MOZILLA HAVE FIREFOX 2.9 ON THEIR WEBSITE I CAN'T FUCKING USE THE HISTORY ON VERSION 3 THIS IS BULLSHIT
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES ANYONE USE THAT GARBAGE BROWSER FIREFOX I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED "NUTSCRAPE"
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE I USE SAFARI
(`DL) WHYYYYYY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MY THREAD ANYMORE?
(`DL) WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BUMP YOUR THREAD SO THAT MAYBE THE REST OF US COULD POST IN IT, >>137?
( ˃ D˂) YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN THE COMEDIC TIMING BY CONTINUING THE GAG FOR TOO LONG, DIDN'T YOU? GRAHHHHHH!
( >A<) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE CYRILLIC LETTERS
( ˃ D˂) MY IRREPLACEABLE EXPENSIVE IMPORTED WATCH HAS A SHORT AND MAY BE TOTALLY BROKEN AND THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO VENT ABOUT IT, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE LAME CONFESSIONS THREAD IS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BUMP IT BY CROSSPOSTING THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING
( ˃ D˂) I JUST REALIZED LAME CONFESSIONS WAS THE NEXT THREAD DOWN WHEN I CLICKED REPLY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>135
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU A FASCIST MACNIGGER GO YIFF IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MACNIGGERS YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE
>>143
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE NOBODY LIKES YOU
( ˃ D˂) THE ONLINE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS FUCKING DOWN
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING DOWN AND FUCKING UP ARE NOT OPPOSITE THINGS, SOMEHOW. THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO ANGRY!
( ˃ D˂) THE ENDING OF KAMEN RIDER DECADE
( ˃ D˂) >>145 FUCK YOU FASCIST NIGGER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ D˂) LOL MY CAPTCHA WAS HOUSH
I DUN WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A CABBAGE PATCH KID
FUCK
( ˃ D˂) GIRLS!
( ˃ D˂) GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!
( ˃ D˂) GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE HOT GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!!
( ˃ D˂) I FUCKING WISH I HAD A FISHTANK!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT AN UNAGI FARM IN MY HOME!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) I tried to think of something to post in the "( ) Post mildly uplifting things" thread, but couldn't think of anything!
( ˃ D˂) I GOT A MOUTH INFECTION FROM DRUG ABUSE LAST NIGHT
( ˃ D˂) BEING TIRED AND SHIT TO DO AND INSOMNIA AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMN HEAD COLD GO AWAY ALREADY
( ˃ D˂) MY DOG AND CAT KEEP VOMITING!
( ˃ D˂) I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING THE VISUAL NOVEL I ORDERED FROM JAPAN TODAY BUT I FOUND OUT MY ORDER DIDN'T GO THROUGH EARLIER THIS WEEK SO I HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) FFFFFUCK DA WIFE
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE GETTING UPTIGHT JUST BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A BIT YOUNG
( ˃ D˂) IM NOT UR GIRLFREND IM UR SISTER
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY POSTS ANYTHING FUNNY IN THE REI'S DINOR THREADS ANY MORE
( ˃ D˂) DAMMIT, THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION IS NOT PROSTITUTION! IT'S TAXONOMY!
( -) Or, if deities count, nuclear physics.
( ˃ D˂) DAMMIT CRONTAB SENDS ME TOO MANY EMAILS
( ˃ D˂) XKCD ISN'T THAT CLEVER STOP SHOVING IT IN MY FACE YOU PRETENTIOUS INTELLECTUAL WANNABES
( ˃ D˂) WIPE YOUR GODDAMN ASS YOU SMELL LIKE A TEXAS SEWER IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER
( ˃ D˂) FUCK I FEEL OLD
( ˃ D˂) AMERICA HAS JUST JOINED THE FUCKING SOCIALIST FUCKING REVOLUTION DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS
( ˃ D˂) I'M ANGRY!!
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( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE A JOB NOR AMBITIONS!
( ˃ D˂) I've been very sad lately fellow dokyuns, I wonder if someone will ever acknowledge my feelings and lend a helping hand - Sigh...
( -) Uhm, something that people don't necessarily know I do is write poetry. And, uh, I'd like to give one a bash. I mostly write it for, you know, a sort of therapy, to get some feelings off my chest. Anyway this is a poem about anger. It's called 'Angry', or, in brackets, (feet).
( -) Sometimes I get a bit angry, but you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell, unless you looked real closely. Sometimes I get a bit angry, but it's alright, yes, it's alright because I keep it out of sight, inside.. deep.. inside.
( -) I was breastfed until I was nine. Breastfed til I was nine.. til I was nine.. Which my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) ..doctor says is fine. And he also says I deal with anger better if I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter. My mother was a
( ˃ D˂) STUPID BITCH!
( -) ..caring lady. She taught me all I know, although I was a little slow, she never gave up, she never let me SLUT down. Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbour's house when my dad was out of town.
( -) I didn't walk til I was 7 or talk til I was 10 but neither did Napoleon according to my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) ..doctor, who has certificates in frames to substantiate his
( ˃ D˂) DODGY FUCKING
( -) ..claims. My father left my mother for the love of a
( ˃ D˂) POONTANG!
( -) And I have a b-
( ˃ D˂) BASTARD!
( -) ..brother who I've never really known because my dad moved up to Queensland and he doesn't have a
( ˃ D˂) BULLSHIT, YOU FAT FUCK!
( -) ..telephone. In primary school I had trouble making
( ˃ ˂) ASHTRAYS!
( -) ..friends. An issue which has become somewhat of a trend, the origin of which I can not pretend as not perplex me. Although my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) ..doctor says it's cool and that loads of
( ˃ D˂) FAT PRICK!
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!
( -) ..kids at school have problems with communication and that of course medication would be wise and combined with more honest self-expression could help me with my issues with emotional repression. And at a 180 bucks a session, I think I'll take the
( ˃ D˂) THIEVING QUACK BASTARD!
( -) ..chap's advice. So, I quite like
( ˃ D˂) PORN!
( -) ..photography.. and books on
( ˃ D˂) GUNS!
( -) ..history. And I'd like to be a
( ) POLITICIAN!
( -) ..vet. And I find that as I get older and more in control of my violent tendencies and when I die
( ˃ D˂) KILL!
( -) ..d-die, I'll have no regrets. And I feel that all this writing is really
( ˃ D˂) PUFFY!
( -) ..exciting. And my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) ..m-my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) DOCTOR would be proud because I feel a lot less angry and I'm saying stuff out loud and I'm letting anger out. Like today in our last session when I taught the
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( -) a lesson, cause he said I'm not progressing, said I wasn't moving forward so I said..
( -) Well let's see how you move without your fucking legs.
( -) And I tied him to his chair and I pulled out my machete and I listened to him beg and then I cut his fucking feet off. While he lay there bleeding, I used his feet..
( -) ..to kick him in the head.
>I was breastfed until I was nine.
( -) ..
( -) lucky fuck
DQN you're so fucking cute and sweet
( ˃ D˂) NOW I'M MOST DEPRESSED AND SAD WHERE I ONCE WAS BLITHE AND GLAD
( ˃ D˂) I COULD TRIP ABOUT THE TOWN BOTH TRIM AND NEATLY
( ˃ D˂) I WAS HAPPY NIGHT AND MORN BUT FROM ALL SUCH JOYS I'M SHORN
( ˃ D˂) SINCE I FELL SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH SALLY WHEATLEY
( ˃ D˂) AND IT'S AH DEAR ME WHAT AM I GAN TO DAE
( ˃ D˂) SALLY STOLE AWAY MY HEART COMPLETELY
( ˃ D˂) AND I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK FOR SHE GANS WITH MR BLACK
( ˃ D˂) AND THEY SAY HE'S GOING TO MARRY SALLY WHEATLEYIIIII
( ˃ D˂) I'M TIRED OF EVERY INTERNET COMMUNITY SUCCUMBING TO IDIOCY
( ˃ D˂) gINTERNET COMMUNITYh DOES NOT EXIST WE CANfT HAVE NICE THINGS
(╬ ಠvಠ) Half of PHP being HURR DEPRECATED and DURR OBSOLETE every few versions because it's trying to be something it wasn't designed to be.
(╬ ಠvಠ) shoehorning a 15+ year-old video game that was designed for software rendering into an OpenGL port and making it look WORSE in the process
(╬ ಠvಠ) PEOPLE USING THIS FUCKING THING OVER ( ˃ D˂)