( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) TYPING IN ALL-CAPS IS IRRITATING!
( ˃ D˂) EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN THIS LIBRARY COMPUTER LAB! THERE'S EVEN A BABY SCREAMING! AREN'T LIBRARIES SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING QUIET? I BEGIN MY WEEKEND WITH A HEADACHE
( ˃ D˂) I BOUGHT A $300 VIDEO CARD THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE CASE!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T AFFORD A $300 VIDEO CARD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE ME MONEY!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T CLOSE THE PACKAGE TRACKER!!
( ˃ D˂) CHURCH BELLS ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! SOME OF US WERE DRINKING HEAVILY LAST NIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
( ˃ D˂) WINTER IS COLD AND UNPLEASANT!
( ˃ D˂) BEING A NEET FOREVER IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION IN WESTERN SOCIETY!
( ˃ D˂) THE WORLD WIDE WEB SEPARATED NEETS AND CONFINED THEM TO THEIR ROOMS. OTHERWISE, WE COULD LIVE ALTOGETHER AS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF DQN AND CALL OURSELVES "HIPPIES". OR WE COULD FOLLOW JUCHE IDEA TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND WORSHIP NORTH COREA PROPERLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER FROM ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF MODERN LIFE!
( ˃ D˂) AGREEING WITH ESPEON'S SENTIMENTS!
( ˃ D˂) THE CS MAJORS AT THIS UNIVERSITY ARE FUCKING REPULSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) MOST SEGA MEGADRIVE GAMES MADE THE YAMAHA OPN2 SOUND TERRIBLE WHILE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST CHIPS OF ITS TIME!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK OFF NAUSEA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!
( ˃ D˂) TORTICOLLIS IS A BITCH!
( ˃ D˂) CURRICULUM DESIGNERS PISS ME OFF!
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP, PERSON NEXT TO ME! YOU AREN'T THAT FUNNY!
>>434 ( ˃ D˂) IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE SEGA MARK III GOT AN EXTRA SOUND CHIP AND THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM DIDN'T!
( ˃ D˂) LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE YOU BASTARD!
( ˃ D˂) I DISLIKE THE WELSH!
( ˃ D˂) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WELSH
( ˃ D˂) RELAX GOD DAMN YOU!
( ˃ D˂) I SAID RELAX YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONES OFF! WE ARE IN A LIBRARY!
( ˃ D˂) WHY CAN'T I TAKE IT EASY?!
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( ˃ D˂) THAT WAS BASICALLY THE POINT OF THAT MEME!
( E-E) Though it does seem to have (new) spacing issues.
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP ABOUT DUBSTEP! EDM IS MORE THAN THAT!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING SOCIABLE PEOPLE! GO AWAY!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE STALIN, MICHAEL CAINE, GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
( ˃ D˂) TOO MANY BIG DECISIONS TO MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING WITH NAMES/TRIPCODES SUDDENLY!
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!?
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES TRAY HAVE A CLEANING OBSESSION‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BAD?
( ˃ D˂) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS PULSEAUDIO SHITTY AS WELL
( ˃ D˂) CAPTCHAS SUCK! BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MASH THE KEYBOARD AND HIT ENTER!
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( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DQN USE INTERROBANGS OR SPIVAK PRONOUNS‽
>>465 ( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK OF "MASHING" A KEYBOARD OR A BUTTON‽ ARE YOU GRINDING IT TO A PASTE IN YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU ALL COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF RAGING!!
( ˃ D˂) BEING ACCUSED OF COMPLAINING WHEN I AM IN FACT ENRAGED BY IMPROPER USE OF VOCABUALRY! I AM ENRAGED TO THE POINT OF INCOHERENCE, WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ D˂) WHEN YOUR EX WON'T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE AFTER YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE REASONABLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAN FOR HER TO SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE
( ˃ D˂) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE TO INVENT THINGS LIKE GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS! WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO SIMPLY NOT CARING? THAT WAS BETTER!
( ˃ D˂) YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHAUVINISTIC PRICKHEADS! FUCK!
( ˃ D˂) GEMA ARE A BUNCH OF GREEDY ASSWIPES WHO WOULD HATE NOTHING MORE THAN AN INDEPENDENT MUSICIAN SUCCEEDING THANKS TO FREE DOWNLOADS GENERATING BUZZ! AND THE FUCKING NEWS MEDIA ARE EATING UP ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT WITH A SILVER SPOON! WHARGHARBL!!!!!
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( ˃ D˂) I FEEL ENTITLED TO THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T I don't have enough time to keep my body and mind DQN way!!
( ˃ D˂) ESPEON WON'T STOP POSTING HIS VAIN SELF-SERVING SHTICK!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T USE MY SCENTED CANDLES ENOUGH!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T A big dumb guy can't understand that it's "espeon-serving" instead of "self-serving" because I'm obsessed with espeons and cute, pink and feline things in general!
( ˃ D˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY NO MY FRIEND KINDLY BRINGING ME LOADS OF FREE KFC EVEN THOUGH I'M ON A DIET
( ˃ D˂) MISSING OUT WORDS!
( ˃ D˂) ANYONE HAVING REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE!
( ˃ D˂) PREDICTABLE TV SHOW PLOT DEVELOPMENTS!
( ˃ D˂) CHANGE!
( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE I KNOW CALLING THE HUNGER GAMES THE NEW TWILIGHT!
( ˃ D˂) THIS CLASSROOM DESK IS WAY TOO HIGH! AVERAGE HEIGHT IS NOT 6'4" YOU NON-ADJUSTABLE DESK DESIGNERS AND PURCHASERS!
( ˃ D˂) THE HUNGER GAMES FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT ANDREW!
( ˃ D˂) WE GET IT THE ENDING BLEW CHUNKS NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY YOU ENTITLED FUCKS IT'S AN EA GAME YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
( ˃ D˂) I MEAN FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SERIOUSLY BUT AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T TURN INTO FUCKING CRYBABIES OVER THE PHANTOM GODDAMN MENACE
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T RAAAAGH!
I can't believe I missed a timeframe for a placeholder post by mere two minutes...
( ˃ D˂) THE PHANTOM MENACE RUINED MY 90s!
( ˃ D˂) NUMEROLOGISTS
( ˃ D˂) STARSHIP TROOPERS MADE ME SO ANGRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO A FILM SINCE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK IN "EAFP"!
( ˃ D˂) YOU HIT MY FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) GAMMA-INCORRECT SCALING AND BLENDING HAVE BECOME /DE FACTO/ STANDARDS!
( ˃ D˂) JAVASCRIPT!
>>499
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT NOT JUST THROUGH THEIR OWN SITE BUT FROM GOOGLE TOO
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ D˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.
( ˃ D˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ D˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!
( ˃ D˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>503
( ˃ D˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ί -ί) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ D˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!
( ˃ D˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ί -ί) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ D˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!
( ˃ D˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!
( ˃ D˂) STUPID TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
( ˃ D˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.
( ˃ D˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME
( ˃ D˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) MY FEET HURT!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!