>>71 is a GOD AMONG MEN (21)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 01:52

I don't care WHAT you say, >>0, I could SWEAR I saw >>71 walking on water this morning, and calming a stormy sea just last week.

ITT we discuss the supernatural things we've seen >>71 doing.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 10:32

>>71 uses noclip

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 13:17

>>71 uses UUDDLRLRBA

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 19:52

>>71 will cure cancer.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 22:42

>>71 has cured cancer but it is very difficult

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 01:09

>>71 has also cured AIDS after a week-long trip beyond the confines of the human body, however his cure is too difficult for any other scientist to understand or reproduce.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 02:49

>>71 uses idspispopd to bump his own threads.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 03:18

>>7
Did you ever think that >>71 could be using more than idspispopd to bump threads? Like perhaps his unearthly supernatural powers?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 03:59

>>71 is a Panda

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 12:15

vc:deit

Need I say more?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 13:10

>>71 Knows that it is a god amongst men, not among.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 15:11

>>11
Yes he does, but >>71 also avoids being a grammar Nazi as much as possible.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 19:21

>>71 created the Earth and everything on it.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:41

>>71 invented the babel fish, proving >>71 doesn't exist.

15 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5637 22:45

>>14
Unlike the God of H2G2, >>71-sama doesn't demand faith, and instead proves he exists with actual evidence. The genetic engineering of the Babel Fish from eels is one of these proofs.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 01:00

>>71 wants >>11 and >>12 to SHUT THEIR FUCKING LIMEY MOUTHS. HE KNOWS THAT "AMONG" IS THE CORRECT WORD.

"ROFL LET'S COMMENT ON YANKS' SHITTY SPELLING. LOL ROFL IT'S SPELT "COLOUR" NOT "COLOR" ROFL IT'S "SPELT" NOT "SPELLED" ROFL xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

HOW ABOUT A CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP TEA YOU FUCKING NIGGERS?!

17 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5638 02:22

>>16 here. I really have nothing against the British. I just fucking wish they would fucking stop correcting our spelling, calling us faggots just because we have different senses of humor and making fun of us because our president is a black guy. Besides, we kicked their asses in the Revolutionary War. They're still butthurt about it 226 years after they surrendered.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 03:08

>>17

> humour

Fixed that for you.

19 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5638 14:17

>>18
oh ffs.

get out.

fucen

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:23

>>18
I lol'd so hard

>>16
Stop being so shit. Make better posts. It's people like you that give us all a bad name. Haven't you heard all the jokes the other websights make about us?
‚c‚p‚mﾠ‚c‚p‚mﾠ‚k‚n‚k

>They're still butthurt about it 226 years after they surrendered.

You seem to be the only butthurt person here.

Also, now I won't be able to take anything posted by the real heh man seriously. GG.

21 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5640 02:42

>>20
Okay.

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