( ゚ -゚) You shouldn't lie about >>71.
( ゚ ヮ゚) He'll turn into a giant pig and eat you for your lies!
As an official spokesperson for >>71-sama and the imageboard site he runs, I can assure you that >>71-sama has the same passionate love for mittens as any dokyun here.
>>71 only pretends to like mittens. >>71 is far more into fingerless gloves.