>>0 is banned for not posting.
( ˃ Д˂) >>5 IS BANNED FOR NOT BEING ANGRY ENOUGH!
>>6 is assigned banned status for internet advertising
>>10 is banned for bringing this thread's reply count into double figures
>>22
Is banned for being an unwanted namefag, lose the name, and lose the ban
>>23 is banned for holding membership within a superstructure that espouses elitism
>>27 is banned for getting all the answers and the bonus correct. He's making us all look like we don't know calculus, or something.
>>42 is banned for being the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
>>43 is banned for making a passé reference to a 30-year-old science-fiction radio show.
>>44 is banned for not realising the novel is naturally superior.
>>47 is banned for treating logical fallacy as banworthy.
>>48 is banned for evading his banned, been banned over 3 times now
>>52 is banned for using the word "package" in an inappropriate context.
>>53 is banned for captcha abuse, regarding them as "gotcha" journalism
>>54 is banned for banning with a stupid reason, (oh the hypocrisy)
>>57 is banned because... I forgot why I was going to ban him... But, well, he's still banned!
>>60 Is banned for making a post that falls on a composite number.
>>67 is banned for forgetting a full stop at the end of his sentence.
>>69 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods.
ANAL COCK OF THE NORTH PENIS
>>71-72 are banned for not taking their private conversation to PM.
Don't spam, kids!
>>75 is banned for using bold text that is not necessary. We run out of bold text pretty fast, so don't waste it!
>>78 is banned for trying to tell others what to tell others to do.
>>81 is banned for trying to restart unfunny circular posting.
>>82 is banned for not playing along because it would have been hilarious.
>>85 is banned for conduct unbecoming of a member of the elitist superstructure.
>>85 is banned for conduct becoming of a member of the Pax Tsukuru.
>>98 is banned for promoting the heretical view that the really short song has only one line
>>99 is banned for inquisition. also 100GET mother lover - grip, then tip ya cup!
>100 is banned for 100getting.
>>1-6,8-108 are banned for failing to assign banned status properly.
>>114 is banned for using 'password' as his password and feeling clever for doing so.
>>115 is banned for using squirrel injection as a dastardly means to hack password caches.
>>116 is banned for injecting pure caffeine into squirrels to watch them dance.
>>118 is banned for following me around like a creepy little shit.
>>119 is banned for not knowing what to do with crazy stalkers.
>>128 is banned for expunging his coffee enema in the toilet. Are you nuts? I could have sold that with a 5500% markup at Starbucks!
>>130 is banned for having a disturbing interest in people who have a disturbing interest in other people's poo.
>>142 is banned for yet another shitty joke about reversing the previous poster's intent.
>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.
>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.
>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.
>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.
>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".
>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.
>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.
>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.
Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."
>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.
>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.
>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.
>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.
>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.
>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.
>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.
>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.
>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.
>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.
>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.
>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.
>>198 is banned for issuing a ban to a banee currently banned.
>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.
>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans
>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.
>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.
>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.
>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.
>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.
>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters
>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.
>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.
>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.
>>242 is banned for using a tripcode. Seriously, here, why? It's even a stupid name.
>>243 is banned for a 4chan-induced knee-jerk reaction to tripcodes
>>1-244 are banned for trying to ban without being a MODD.
>>247 is banned for waking up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
>>248 is banned for not already knowing that every "heh man" clone is always like that.
<丶｀∀´> >>1-250 banned for being Western scum and not eat enough kimchi nida.
>>252 <#｀∀´> IS BANNED FOR CONFUSING NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA NIDA
>>253 is banned for thinking there's a difference between the two Korea, other than the flags.
>>256 Is a banned Panda that used an anchor cub to get citizenship in Pandastan.
>>259 is banned looking at the bigger picture, in full possession of all the facts, all things considered, and finding that there really is no hope.
>>261 Is banned for being Chris Farley on SNL when discussing optimism and pessimism.
>266 is banned for making references that he hoped nobody would get.
>>271 is banned for GRABBIN PEEAALZSZCZSC.
>>282 is banned for hitting enter after quoting the previous post.
>>282
is banned for being less cute than I am. (⌒◡⌒) Also, his captcha was just thrawgly.
Don't mind me I'm just in your thread, breaking your combos.
>>290 Is banned for installing a secret camera in the girl's bathroom and selling the videos.
>>292 is banned for selling cameras to people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.
>>293 is banned for having prejudice against people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.
>>294 Is banned and sent to the "re-education camps" for publicly condoning deviant behavior.
Comrade Citzen, I hope that 5 years learning the values of peasant labor will cure you of your bourgeois inclinations.
>>299
is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.
>>300 is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.
>>302 Is banned for being for trying to be pig disgusting moderator
>>303 is banned for being a grammar republican.
>>307 Yet another ban for egregious trip faggotry.
(A+++++ would ban again.)
>>310 is banned for absolutely no fucking reason.
>>312 IS FUCKING PERMABANNED FOR BEING A DUMBASS NIGGER. SERIOUSLY. I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE SEEN SOMEONE AS DUMB ASS YOU. FUCK OFF AND GO THE FUCK BACK TO NIGGERTITS, YOU FUCKING CUNT. >:(
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>>313 is banned for making me imagine him red-in-the-face with a huge vein sticking out of his forhead shouting until he passes out because he forgot to breathe.
>>314 is banned for bashing a soccer ball/football/whatever on my head while I was unconscious.
>>316 is banned for use of stupid internet acronyms such as ITT
>>312 is banned because nobody liked his contribution to this thread
>>328 Is banned for reading the mind of a movie writer and spoiling the ending to some upcoming movie.
>>331 is banned for reminding me of a misspent youth full of uncooked macaroni and pipe-cleaners.
>>334 Is banned for consuming too much water and soap due to OCD.
>>335 is banned for trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet.
>>339 is banned for a post number where the ones column is equal to the product of the value of the tens and hundreds. this offends me as a professional numerologist and part-time collector and reseller of lost and damaged grocery carts. the chain manager doesnt like it but i the police dont bother me none. also sometimes i do drive around early monday mornings and look through people's trash. i throw the good stuff in the back of my el camino and jus peel off. i call it an el camino but its actually a buick sportwagon that i took the back off the roof. you would think the rain would get in but when drivin the speed keeps the back pretty dry for sittin in at the drive in. course they dont make movies at the drive inanymore but its still a good spot for neckin with my baby girl. anyway a few weeks ago someone throws out a perfectly good tire. it was mostly bald but I made a swing out of it with it and a garden hose i found more like last week. now i can swing into the quarry or i could if there were any trees near the edge to tie my tire swing on. the waters pretty shallow at the bottom anyway so maybe its good thing i didnt. but if i find a few more hoses i could connect them to my neigherbours waterline or somethin and jus fill er up! it might take a while but i could use the time to try and find someof those yeller signs that used to be around the quarry. we used to use them like frisbees when we was younger, until my cousin jimmy got one in his trakeya. he talkes with a machine now and it sounds real funny. anyway i think now maybe one of those signs would be cool on my wall in my livin room. the picture looks like a pirate flag but the yeller matches my dirtbike. i got the dirtbike from a man that was lookin to sell it but he wanted too much. so i took it and painted it with yeller a spray can so he wouldnt know it if he saw me ridin it that i took it. course the dirtbike dont work no more so i put it in my livin room for its nice looks. if i get that dirtbike workin again though im gonna ride it over a ramp into the quarry and just do like a back flip off of it or somethin and land real safe in the water. course ill wait til i get more water in there. the waters is kinda dark like oil thick like oil too so that is what makes is so dang hard to tell the deepness by. looks real purty at night anothed good place for neckin but dont drive to close or you ll find my cousin arlis at the bottom cause he did that very thing. thats probably what got me into numbers his liscense plate was like 248-something or the part that you could read anyway and one day when i learned that in school those numbers were 'powers' i thought this must be a 'sign' like those yeller signs where signs. so thats how i dont like people who dont know there numbers real good.
>>343 Is banned for being the Grammar Nazi.
(Tell me you didn't see that one coming from a light year away?)
>>344 is banned for repeating previous posts, suggesting there's only one grammar nazi, and capitalising "grammar nazi".
>>347 Is banned for failing so very hard. I'm a 'Merican.
(A+++++++ would ban again.)
>>351 Is banned for making poor assumptions and generalizing about his fellow dokyun.
Furthermore that's a meme from a different chan entirely.
Captcha == lothe
>>352 is banned for shitty writing and non-compelling narrative.
>>353 is banned for banning a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person.... You get the idea...
>>360 banned for being the exact amount of degree's there are in a circle as well as part of a name for a evil gaming console.
>>364 is a technodrome so I think he should be banned to dimension x
>>367 is banned for confusing TANASINN with a shitty somethingawful meme
>>375 is banned for trying to censor it. Information wants to be free, man!
>>379 is banned for continuing the hippy theme for three responses, which is far too many.
>>383 is banned because I was just scarred for life by a freaky hentai called "Shinsou no Reijoutachi".
>>385 Is banned for using the word 'seed' in a nonsexual manner.
>>387 (as well as >>1-211,213-252,254-312,314-386) are BANNED for not using "BANNED" in all caps like MODD does.
>>398 is banned for reinterpreting the purpose of this thread.
>>399 is banned for not being formerly banned, thus breaking the rules.
>>419 is banned because i'm one bad ass mutha fucka of mod...
hand me my banhammer its the one that says bad-mutha-fucka
>>422 is became is banned having the it for of of of of of of for grammarnazism ASDNKJFHJK VHFJNSJKGSNHFJKJKF
>>424 is banned and shit
>>425 Is banned for tripfagging up the board TWICE!!! Get ye gone Satan!!
>>426 is banned for using multiple exclamation marks, a violation of MLA guidelines.
>>433 Is banned for being the pot that calls the kettle black
>>439 is banned for partying rather than doing his homework, young man.
>>440 is banned for being the Straight A student, always studying and doing what he's supposed to instead of having fun like everyone else.
>>441 is banned for making life-sized models of the Velvet Underground in clay
>>443 is banned for using 2 same-sounding words in a sentence.
>>451 is banned for using the minus sing―he should have used a dash.
>>458 is banned for 4chanfaggotry
>>460 is banned for hating usage of tripcodes.
>>461 is BANNED for making hasty and incorrect assumptions
>>467 is banned for using a Singaporean punishment on citizens of Western countries.
>>468 is banned for knowing odd facts about the judicial system Singapore.
>>472 is banned for his pathetic attempts at being part of the elitist superstructure.
>>473 is banned for reasons that i will not elaborate on at this time.
>>477 I see what you did there, and now banned for poor punmanship.
>>486 is banned right out, along with anyone else who somehow hasn't been banned yet.
>>489 is banned for shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>490 is banned for not saving a mans life in Reno when he had the chance!
>>493 is banned for being a whiny Touhou fanboy.
>>496 is banned for doing exactly that and the pickpocket thing
>>496 is banned in this and every dimension, except for the mirror universe, where he's still banned but has a chance to plea to have his access reinstated although any request will be promptly ignored.
>>497 is banned for being heh man. PLEASE LET THIS COME TRUE.
>>499 is banned for having failed it to da mahkzc [sic]. :)
RESHUSE
>>504 is banned for making some obscure reference that sounds so super incredibly retarded I would prefer not to google it and simply remain ignorant for the rest of my natural life.
>>505 is banned for using "retarded" as an insult. The Mentally Handicapped can't help being what they are.
>>512 is banned for having a pink notebook with a kitten in a handbag on it
>>515 is banned, but I'm really indifferent about this ban and only doing so because thems the rules.
>>523 crossplaying? What the fuck is crossplaying? You are banned.
>>534 is banned for reprehensible American cinematic references.
>>550 is banned for not recognizing the sovereignty of Banistan.
>>561 is banned for not pointing out that 561 is 165 backwards.
Also, I'd like to point out that 562 is 265 backwards, which is 100 more than 165
>>562 is banned for amateur numerology. See I know its amatuer bcause I am a professional and he dont use nothin but addin and subtractin or lookin at it backwards-like. I am professional because I got my GED thru hard work and detirmination and I get money from people to help them get lottery ticket numbers. The first time I picked numbers for Billy Jack, he won a lot of money, like 500 dollars. He was drinkin really fancy whiskey for like a week then until I took his wallet from him since I picked the numbers anyway. I cant get no job besides numerology on a count of the lawman that caught me with some cristal meth. It was not for me I was just purchasin it for my baby girl but the lawman just didnt care none. My baby girl dont leave the house nomore as she locked herself in the bathroom. I make her baloney sandwiches and make them flat with my hands then slide them under the door for her so she wont be hungry. Even without a fancy job at the walmart like Pete got I still like numerology because it is like a higher power wantd me to be a numerologist. I am still ganfully self-employed thru grocery cart repair. Anyway the most interestin thing about the number 562 is the numbers 5 6 and 2 is that when you multiply them each alone times 2 a bunch a times they meet at 30 and post 30 (here >>30) sais september and september has 30 days or it should by reckonning of this here farmar's almanac I the man that puts this box on my computer screen should check this almanac too. Also, this is the same for 5 6 and 3 and 5 6 and 1. Now that is interestin, init it?
>>567 is banned for continuing the variation of a theme.
and listening to Snoop Dawg.
>>570 is banned for being the only other poster on this board right now
>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks
>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!
>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.
>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.
>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise
>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich
>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.
>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.
>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,
>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!
>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)
>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.
>>613 Is banned for thinking that treating homosexuals as outlaws is a good family value.
>>22,73,109,194,196,207,226,237,245,251,290,298,338,342,388,496,544,549,587,595,599,602,604,617,618 are all banned for multibanning
>>503 is not banned. Congratulations!
>>619 is banned for taking it upon himself to singlehandedly fix the mistakes of society.
>>625 is banned for Galatica Phantoming my dog.
>>628 is banned because apparently he doesn't realize that we're serious, no one likes you.
>>629 is banned for the futility of his actions, despite the good intentions
>>630 is banned for violating one of the rules... you know... that one... that we don't mention alot... you know...
>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.
>>650 Is banned for eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, but not with beer.
>>651 is banned for having a buffalo take a diarrhea dump is his ear. Seriously, that is fucking nasty, why would anyone do that? The shit stinks!
>>652 is banned because he smelt it and therefore dealt it. Silly buffalo.
>>653 is banned for playing a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Beefalo with Space Moose.
>>654 is assigned banned status for that horrible butchering of a classic game's name.
>>665 Likes getting banned from certain forums by telling everyone that North Korea has free healthcare
>>673 Is banned for causing the pool to be closed by peeing in it. Everyone knew he peed in it because his STD causes him to scream in pain every time he pees.
Banned for using DIGG
>>691 is banned for knowing that I tried to direct a cosplay in the otaku thread.
Mr. >>693 is banned for refusing to ban oneself in order to maintain a stable ban-flow.
>>703 is banned for being an insane nurse with an apparent obsession over shots and is inexplicably a musician.
>>704 is banned for applying quality standards to a unionized employee.
>>708 is banned for being a shark who shoots shit and and gets shot by shit.
>>710 is banned for making an Austin Powers reference. Probably.
>>711 is banned for presenting a syntactically ambiguous ban statement.
>>714 is banned for not correcting the capitalization error on "Nazi," and also for placing the closing punctuation outside the quotation mark.
>>715 is banned for using punctuation rules from style guides that I don’t like.
>>723 is banned for being too fucked up to concentrate properly
>>729 is banned for adding extra banning on top of blanket bans.
>>741 Is banned for putting hazardous chemicals in containers for food.
>>742 is banned for emitting hazardous chemicals after a baked bean barbecue.
>>743 is banned for not ensuring an adequate supply of hazmat suits when he hosted said barbecue.
>>745 is banned for advocating free medical care like the fucking socialist pinko he is.
>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.
>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.
>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.
>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.
>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.
>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.
>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.
>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.
>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.
>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.
>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.
>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.
>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho
>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html
>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.
>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.
>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.
>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.
>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.
>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.
>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."
>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.
>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.
>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.
>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.
>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"
>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.
>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.
>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.
>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.
>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.
>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.
>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone
>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read
>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.
>>856 is banned for being butthurt about being banned from 4chan. nigger.
>>858 is banned for a countable number of reasons that are, however, too foul and depraved to be explicitly stated.
>>863 is banned for conjugating 'sage' as if it were an English word.
>>865 is banned for not recognizing a single quote when he sees one.
>>866 is banned for using the joke I thought about yet was too lazy to post.
>>867 is banned for wiping his butt on all the dinner plates.
>>868 is banned for then cleaning said plates with his tongue.
>>869 Is banned for stealing commemorative plates from collectors and using them as frisbees, shields, and helmets.
>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.
>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.
>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.
>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned
>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.
>>899 is banned for being a trisexual
(DAT BWOY FUK MAN DOG AN GIAL)
>>902 is banned for bringing unfriendliness into the community.
>>903 Is banned for creating a community that fears outsiders.
>>905 is banned for distributing I-doser via torrents thus causing multi-million sale losses.
>>907 is banned for his predilection towards voluminous posting.
>>909 is banned because of not being needed quite as much as a 303.
>>915 is banned for posting ASCII graphics outside of an ASCII graphic thread.
>>917 is banned for trying to cause such an extensive row
>>918 is banned for attempting to merge the ban thread with the captcha thread.
>>920 is banned for deliberately prolonging the synergy crisis.
>>927 Is banned for a statement made in another thread about buying gold.
>>929 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and want to hurt someone.
>>931 is banned for being in a bad mood while not yet banned.
>>939 is banned for dry-docking a stink pickle on top of the toilet seat. I mean, really, who does that?
>>944 is banned for thinking the Booloos were too ugly to save.
how do i ban people
>>950 is banned for banning a banner who banned himself for banning in a ban thread.
>>955 is banned for using a newline as well as an uppercase character.
>>961 is banned for being several years behind the meme curve.
>>mr.962 is banned for curving memes and bending pop-culture references
>>966 is banned for double banning. Hey faggot! I'll punch you in your little twisty face. Look at yourself and what you've become. The dog looks in the window and the pigs are people. Two legs, good, four legs, also good. All DQN are equal but some DQN are more equal than others. Look into the sky. That comet hurtling toward the earth is my redemption. Fuck you I've had mine. To enter the spiritual plane, death is openly accepted and embraced! Drink the koolaid! DRINK THE KOOLIAD!
>>983 is banned because I am a manchild with no real power in his life that needs to misplace all of his frustration from realization of that fact somewhere.
>>984 is banned because I recently acquired moderator privileges on a website for the first time in my life.
>>988 is banned for whatever reason seems sufficient at the moment.