>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>496 is banned for doing exactly that and the pickpocket thing
>>496 is banned in this and every dimension, except for the mirror universe, where he's still banned but has a chance to plea to have his access reinstated although any request will be promptly ignored.
>>497 is banned for being heh man. PLEASE LET THIS COME TRUE.
>>499 is banned for having failed it to da mahkzc [sic]. :)
RESHUSE
>>504 is banned for making some obscure reference that sounds so super incredibly retarded I would prefer not to google it and simply remain ignorant for the rest of my natural life.
>>505 is banned for using "retarded" as an insult. The Mentally Handicapped can't help being what they are.
>>512 is banned for having a pink notebook with a kitten in a handbag on it
>>515 is banned, but I'm really indifferent about this ban and only doing so because thems the rules.
>>523 crossplaying? What the fuck is crossplaying? You are banned.
>>534 is banned for reprehensible American cinematic references.
>>550 is banned for not recognizing the sovereignty of Banistan.
>>561 is banned for not pointing out that 561 is 165 backwards.
Also, I'd like to point out that 562 is 265 backwards, which is 100 more than 165
>>562 is banned for amateur numerology. See I know its amatuer bcause I am a professional and he dont use nothin but addin and subtractin or lookin at it backwards-like. I am professional because I got my GED thru hard work and detirmination and I get money from people to help them get lottery ticket numbers. The first time I picked numbers for Billy Jack, he won a lot of money, like 500 dollars. He was drinkin really fancy whiskey for like a week then until I took his wallet from him since I picked the numbers anyway. I cant get no job besides numerology on a count of the lawman that caught me with some cristal meth. It was not for me I was just purchasin it for my baby girl but the lawman just didnt care none. My baby girl dont leave the house nomore as she locked herself in the bathroom. I make her baloney sandwiches and make them flat with my hands then slide them under the door for her so she wont be hungry. Even without a fancy job at the walmart like Pete got I still like numerology because it is like a higher power wantd me to be a numerologist. I am still ganfully self-employed thru grocery cart repair. Anyway the most interestin thing about the number 562 is the numbers 5 6 and 2 is that when you multiply them each alone times 2 a bunch a times they meet at 30 and post 30 (here >>30) sais september and september has 30 days or it should by reckonning of this here farmar's almanac I the man that puts this box on my computer screen should check this almanac too. Also, this is the same for 5 6 and 3 and 5 6 and 1. Now that is interestin, init it?
>>567 is banned for continuing the variation of a theme.
and listening to Snoop Dawg.
>>570 is banned for being the only other poster on this board right now
>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks
>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!
>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.
>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.
>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise