[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 11:36

>>513 is banned for jealousy.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:06

>>514 is banned because I WANT

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:37

>>515 is banned, but I'm really indifferent about this ban and only doing so because thems the rules.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:49

>>516 is banned for abiding by the rules

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 17:28

>>517 is banned for walking on the sun.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:10

>>518 is banned for not being able to do the moonwalk.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:27

>>519 is banned for not going out to see the movie Moon, which is a very good movie indeed.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:01

>>520 is banned for not knowing about the black drop effect.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:02

>>520 is banned for the Moon's sake.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:56

>>522 Is banned for crossplaying as Sailor Moon.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:46

>>523 crossplaying? What the fuck is crossplaying? You are banned.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 11:38

>>524 is banned for being a potty-mouth.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 17:40

>>525 because I'm angry right now

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 18:32

>>526 ...because you're angry right now what?

Fucken banned.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:53

>>527 is banned for being such a museless pickaninny.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 10:24

>>528 is banned for being a lumbering drizzlepuss.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:22

>>529 is banned for using words that don't exist

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:35

>>530 is banned, drizzlepuss is a perfectly cromulent word.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:41

>>531 is banned for causing *Nithofe* paradox.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 19:28

>>532 is banned for drutnifting with a reniered scuzzlebrum.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 11:05

>>533 is banned for crossing the streams.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 12:27

>>534 is banned for reprehensible American cinematic references.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 12:41

>>535 is banned for pissing into the wind

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 14:59

>>536 Is banned for shitting in the swimming pool.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:00

>>537 is banned for ejaculating into the clam chowder

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 21:03

>>538 is banned for supporting body fluids bans.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 01:36

>>539 Is banned for not emptying his catheter.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 01:54

>>540 is banned for having Skullcandy headphones

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 16:30

>>543 is not banned. have a nice day

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:00

>>542 Is Band-aid

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:51

>>542,543 are banned for not complying to this thread specifications.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 20:38

>>541 is banned for thinking he could get away. Crime doesn't pay.

>>544 is banned and also fired for his failure to detect >>541's escape.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 01:03

>>545 is banned for being the ban-police

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 13:01

>>546
is banned for being ban-vigilante

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 13:04

>>547 is banned for being the ban-coastguard

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 20:43

>>546-548 are banned for secretly supporting the Tali-ban.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 23:06

>>549 Is banned for creating a nation called Banistan

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 18:16

>>550 is banned for not recognizing the sovereignty of Banistan.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 20:38

>>551 is banned for being a terrorist.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:02

>>552 is banned for being an ousted government official

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:53

>>553 Is banned for stretching the metaphor too far.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:30

>>554 is banned for relating to my captcha, span

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 00:01

>>555 is banned for cross-thread pollination

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 02:16

>>556 is banned for making me want honey.

558 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5812 13:17

>>557 banned just because

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 16:09

>>558 is banned for not giving a proper explanation of his actions.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 17:52

>>559 is banned for demanding too much

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:26

>>560 is banned for having low expectations.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 16:54

>>561 is banned for not pointing out that 561 is 165 backwards.

Also, I'd like to point out that 562 is 265 backwards, which is 100 more than 165

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:54

>>562 is banned for amateur numerology. See I know its amatuer bcause I am a professional and he dont use nothin but addin and subtractin or lookin at it backwards-like. I am professional because I got my GED thru hard work and detirmination and I get money from people to help them get lottery ticket numbers. The first time I picked numbers for Billy Jack, he won a lot of money, like 500 dollars. He was drinkin really fancy whiskey for like a week then until I took his wallet from him since I picked the numbers anyway. I cant get no job besides numerology on a count of the lawman that caught me with some cristal meth. It was not for me I was just purchasin it for my baby girl but the lawman just didnt care none. My baby girl dont leave the house nomore as she locked herself in the bathroom. I make her baloney sandwiches and make them flat with my hands then slide them under the door for her so she wont be hungry. Even without a fancy job at the walmart like Pete got I still like numerology because it is like a higher power wantd me to be a numerologist. I am still ganfully self-employed thru grocery cart repair. Anyway the most interestin thing about the number 562 is the numbers 5 6 and 2 is that when you multiply them each alone times 2 a bunch a times they meet at 30 and post 30 (here >>30) sais september and september has 30 days or it should by reckonning of this here farmar's almanac I the man that puts this box on my computer screen should check this almanac too. Also, this is the same for 5 6 and 3 and 5 6 and 1. Now that is interestin, init it?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 22:47

>>563 is banned for being boring and long winded.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:17

>>564 is banned for being snippy.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:33

>>565 is banned for being snappy.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 01:00

>>566 is banned for being Snoopy.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 04:49

>>567 is banned for continuing the variation of a theme.
and listening to Snoop Dawg.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 09:38

>>568さん is banned for bringing up unrelated matters.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:04

>>569 is banned for unrelated matters.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:05

>>570 is banned for being the only other poster on this board right now

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 14:46

>>571 is banned for not sticking around

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:05

>>572 is banned for ( ˃ ヮ˂)

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:19

>>573 is banned for acting worse than Hitler and nazis!

575 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5814 21:34

>>574 is banned for posting.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 21:53

>>575 is banned for toasting

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 22:27

>>576 is banned for not being buttered and jammed toast.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:07

>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:20

>>578さん is banned for arcade simulation of >>577's case events

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 01:23

>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:49

>>580

Is banned for making little sense.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:50

>>581 Is banned for being me.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 19:57

>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:46

>>583 Is banned for trying to kill dead people.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:37

>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 00:52

>>585 would be banned if I wasn't lazy.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 02:09

>>586 is banned for being lazy (honestly, who didn't see that coming)

>>585 is banned so I don't get banned for not banning him for not being banned. Or something.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:05

>>587 is banned for not calling >>586 a lazy nigger like he was supposed to

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:46

>>588 is banned for potentially insulting someone somewhere

590 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5819 22:50

>>589 is banned for not correcting >>588-sans grammar * African Americans would have been the proper response!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 23:17

>>590 is banned for thinking Africans can be Americans.

592 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5819 23:48

>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 00:06

>>592 is banned for being a conspiracy theorist.

594 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5820 00:09

>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:46

>>594 is banned for being harsh on >>593.
>>596 is preemptive banned.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 04:38

(>>595 was banned for this post)

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 11:30

>>597 sips tea.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 14:05

>>597 is banned for sipping tea too loudly.

599 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5821 16:47

>>594's ban is extended because he EVEN FUCKING EXISTS. A good life. Fucking asshole

>>598 is banned for no reason

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:14

( ・-・) I claim this 600get in the name of the Beady Eyes thread!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:58

>>599 is banned for existing too loudly.

>>600 is banned for poor banmanship

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 02:49

>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 15:25

>>603 Can't, and doesn't need to ban >>602, because he is already banned, and so is he.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 16:50

>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 17:22

>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 13:07

>>605 is banned for the obvious holes

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 15:23

>>606 is banned for- DRR DRR DRR

608 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5840 13:57

>>607 is banned for 4chan meme

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 17:59

>>608 is banned for tripfagging up the joint.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 21:25

>>609 is banned for not passing the joint.

611 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5840 22:26

>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:29

>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)

613 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5842 18:59

>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.

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