>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks
>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!
>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.
>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.
>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise
>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich
>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.
>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.
>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,
>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!
>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)
>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.
>>613 Is banned for thinking that treating homosexuals as outlaws is a good family value.
>>22,73,109,194,196,207,226,237,245,251,290,298,338,342,388,496,544,549,587,595,599,602,604,617,618 are all banned for multibanning
>>503 is not banned. Congratulations!
>>619 is banned for taking it upon himself to singlehandedly fix the mistakes of society.
>>625 is banned for Galatica Phantoming my dog.
>>628 is banned because apparently he doesn't realize that we're serious, no one likes you.
>>629 is banned for the futility of his actions, despite the good intentions
>>630 is banned for violating one of the rules... you know... that one... that we don't mention alot... you know...
>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.
>>650 Is banned for eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, but not with beer.
>>651 is banned for having a buffalo take a diarrhea dump is his ear. Seriously, that is fucking nasty, why would anyone do that? The shit stinks!
>>652 is banned because he smelt it and therefore dealt it. Silly buffalo.
>>653 is banned for playing a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Beefalo with Space Moose.
>>654 is assigned banned status for that horrible butchering of a classic game's name.