>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.
>>650 Is banned for eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, but not with beer.
>>651 is banned for having a buffalo take a diarrhea dump is his ear. Seriously, that is fucking nasty, why would anyone do that? The shit stinks!
>>652 is banned because he smelt it and therefore dealt it. Silly buffalo.
>>653 is banned for playing a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Beefalo with Space Moose.
>>654 is assigned banned status for that horrible butchering of a classic game's name.
>>665 Likes getting banned from certain forums by telling everyone that North Korea has free healthcare
>>673 Is banned for causing the pool to be closed by peeing in it. Everyone knew he peed in it because his STD causes him to scream in pain every time he pees.
Banned for using DIGG
>>691 is banned for knowing that I tried to direct a cosplay in the otaku thread.
Mr. >>693 is banned for refusing to ban oneself in order to maintain a stable ban-flow.
>>703 is banned for being an insane nurse with an apparent obsession over shots and is inexplicably a musician.
>>704 is banned for applying quality standards to a unionized employee.
>>708 is banned for being a shark who shoots shit and and gets shot by shit.
>>710 is banned for making an Austin Powers reference. Probably.
>>711 is banned for presenting a syntactically ambiguous ban statement.
>>714 is banned for not correcting the capitalization error on "Nazi," and also for placing the closing punctuation outside the quotation mark.
>>715 is banned for using punctuation rules from style guides that I donft like.
>>723 is banned for being too fucked up to concentrate properly