[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:50

>>729 is banned for adding extra banning on top of blanket bans.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:35

>>730 is banned for asking for extra sauce.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:47

>>731 is banned for being marked by the staff.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:15

>>730-732 are banned for not banning >>728 as well.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:16

>>733 is banned for forgetting about >>729.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:17

>>734 is banned for the good of all mankind!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:32

>>735 is banned because he smells of elderberries.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:36

>>736 is banned for not smelling of elderflower.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:16

>>737 is banned for cock bitten off courtesy of Shark Attack

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 14:43

>>738 is banned for not noticing the landshark.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 19:52

>>739 is banned for pooping on MY GIRLFRIEND

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:39

>>740 is banned for false claims of desirability.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 01:01

>>741 Is banned for putting hazardous chemicals in containers for food.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 02:14

>>742 is banned for emitting hazardous chemicals after a baked bean barbecue.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:29

>>743 is banned for not ensuring an adequate supply of hazmat suits when he hosted said barbecue.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 19:48

>>744 Is banned for not providing enough stomach medicine at >>742's cookout

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 21:29

>>745 is banned for advocating free medical care like the fucking socialist pinko he is.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 22:11

>>746 is banned for wearing his neck beard too short.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 23:14

>>747 is banned for not owning a beard trimmer.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 01:49

>>748 is banned for owning a beard.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:33

>>749 is banned for bearding the lion in his den.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 21:51

>>750 is banned for

|3

:3

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 00:47

>>751 is banned for niggertits references.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 02:06

>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:46

>>753 is banned for trying to have a good time on my watch.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:21

>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 23:12

>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:51

>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 12:54

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:41

>>758 is banned for using an old meme.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:46

>>759 is banned for yukkuri abuse.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:33

>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 13:37

>>761 is banned for not eating tasty animals.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:05

>>762 is banned for not banning >>761 for not understanding the yukkuri meme instead of his diet.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:42

>>763 is banned for being a control freak.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:15

>>764 Is banned for chewing his bamboo with his mouth open.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 00:31

>>765 is banned for covertly calling >>764 a panda outside of the panda thread.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:15

>>766 is banned for VIPPING outside of SAoVQ.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 18:45

>>767 is banned for thinking we don't know he's Daddy Cool.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:24

>>768 is banned for accusing others of thought crimes.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 23:31

>>769 is banned for escaping from Room 101.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 00:50

>>770 Is banned for forgetting to lock the door to room 101.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:20

>>771 is banned for wanting us to do it to Julia.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 17:54

>>772 is banned for having opinions which differ radically from that of the collective.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 18:48

>>773 is banned for stamping down on a human face forever.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 21:10

>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 17:39

>>775 is banned for stamping on a human face forever while wearing golf cleats.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:04

>>776 is banned for misspelling "promoted" as "banned."

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:16

>>777 is banned for handing out promotions all willy-nilly.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 22:04

>>778 is banned for being Willy Nilly himself.

780 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!dWFvipper. : 1993-09-6300 22:44

>>779 is banned for lacking a proper tripcode.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:50

>>780 is banned for getting a fancy date/time

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:55

>>781 Is banned for being late to his date.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 02:39

>>782 is banned for putting dates in a cherry cake

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 11:48

>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 13:12

>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 15:13

>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:10

>>786 is banned for failing to capitalise THREAD.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:34

>>787 is banned for jeopardizing national security by leaking urine all over confidential cables.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:31

>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:34

>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 17:06

>>790 is banned for the implicit threat of violence.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 19:59

>>791 is banned otherwise I'll kick you in the scapula.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 20:25

>>792 is banned for having tremendous leg muscles.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 00:32

>>793 is banned for envy.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 03:25

>>794 is banned for pride.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 04:04

>>795 is banned for lacking proper Japanese shamefulness, and I apologize if this ban inconveniences kind >>795-san in any way.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 12:15

>>796 is banned for having a small penis.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 15:43

>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 16:48

>>798 is banned for being too insightful.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:15

>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:32

>>800 is banned for being a ho

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:55

>>801 is banned for being a COOL FREE PHONE CALL

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:29

>>802 is banned for not going away when he was banned the first time for VIPPING outside of SAoVQ.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 23:38

>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 18:25

>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 00:55

>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 07:52

>>806 is banned for, well, that post.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:19

>>807 is banned for belaboring the point.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:53

>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:23

>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:39

>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:41

>>811 is banned for being an unperson.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 21:09

>>812 is banned for being Emmanuel Goldstein.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:43

>>813 is banned for spreading venereal diseases among inner party members of both sexes.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 16:39

>>814 is banned for inventing the HIV virus.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 17:41

>>815 is banned for releasing HIV into the wild

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 18:05

>>816 is banned for releasing the Grey Death into the wild.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 22:21

>>817 is banned for releasing Oscar Wilde.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 23:26

>>818 is banned for editing Uncyclopedia

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 00:03

>>819 is banned for acknowledging Uncyclopedia

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 00:14

>>820 is banned for trolling Encyclopediadramatica.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 02:41

>>821 is banned for being Encyclopediadramatica.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:46

>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:13

>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:56

>>824 is banned for sex by surprise.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 15:08

>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:01

>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:41

>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:57

>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.

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