>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.
>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.
>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.
>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.
>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.
>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.
>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.
>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.
>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.
>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.
>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.
>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.
>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho
>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html
>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.
>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.
>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.
>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.
>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.
>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.
>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."
>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.
>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.
>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.
>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.
>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"
>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.
>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.
>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.
>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.
>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.
>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.
>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone
>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read
>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.