>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.
>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.
>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.
>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned
>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.
>>899 is banned for being a trisexual
(DAT BWOY FUK MAN DOG AN GIAL)
>>902 is banned for bringing unfriendliness into the community.
>>903 Is banned for creating a community that fears outsiders.
>>905 is banned for distributing I-doser via torrents thus causing multi-million sale losses.
>>907 is banned for his predilection towards voluminous posting.
>>909 is banned because of not being needed quite as much as a 303.
>>915 is banned for posting ASCII graphics outside of an ASCII graphic thread.
>>917 is banned for trying to cause such an extensive row
>>918 is banned for attempting to merge the ban thread with the captcha thread.
>>920 is banned for deliberately prolonging the synergy crisis.
>>927 Is banned for a statement made in another thread about buying gold.
>>929 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and want to hurt someone.
>>931 is banned for being in a bad mood while not yet banned.
>>939 is banned for dry-docking a stink pickle on top of the toilet seat. I mean, really, who does that?
>>944 is banned for thinking the Booloos were too ugly to save.
how do i ban people
>>950 is banned for banning a banner who banned himself for banning in a ban thread.
>>955 is banned for using a newline as well as an uppercase character.
>>961 is banned for being several years behind the meme curve.
>>mr.962 is banned for curving memes and bending pop-culture references
>>966 is banned for double banning. Hey faggot! I'll punch you in your little twisty face. Look at yourself and what you've become. The dog looks in the window and the pigs are people. Two legs, good, four legs, also good. All DQN are equal but some DQN are more equal than others. Look into the sky. That comet hurtling toward the earth is my redemption. Fuck you I've had mine. To enter the spiritual plane, death is openly accepted and embraced! Drink the koolaid! DRINK THE KOOLIAD!