[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 06:41

>>98 is banned for promoting the heretical view that the really short song has only one line

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 14:49

>>99 is banned for inquisition. also 100GET mother lover - grip, then tip ya cup!

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:38

>100 is banned for 100getting.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:48

>>101 is banned for failing to link a post correctly.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 00:17

>>102 is banned for being ugly.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 00:44

>>103 is banned for being ugly enough to stop a clock.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 03:03

>>104 is banned. His parents must be very proud of him.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 11:42

>>105 is banned for sassing all over the place.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 17:05

>>106 is banned for exaling too loudly

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 00:12

>>107 is banned for exaling too quietly

109 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5662 06:50

>>1-6,8-108 are banned for failing to assign banned status properly.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 08:42

>>109 is banned for improper banning procedure.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 13:51

>>110 is sudged for banning.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 14:03

>>111 is banned for *** ***** ****

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 16:06

>>112 is banned for password protection

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 17:39

>>113 is banned for forgetting his password

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 01:58

>>114 is banned for using 'password' as his password and feeling clever for doing so.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 17:52

>>115 is banned for using squirrel injection as a dastardly means to hack password caches.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:32

>>116 is banned for injecting pure caffeine into squirrels to watch them dance.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:37

>>117 is banned for having a stupid face

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:42

>>118 is banned for following me around like a creepy little shit.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:54

>>119 is banned for not knowing what to do with crazy stalkers.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 03:39

>>120 is banned for having stalker experience.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 05:25

>>121 is banned for not carrying out enough w's

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:11

>>122 is banned for not carrying out and is w

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 21:28

>>123 is banned for carrying out too many w's.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 21:54

>>124 is banned for using a greengrocer's apostrophe.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:02

>>125 is banned for pooping in a grocery store's produce section.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 13:47

>>126 is banned for having diarrhea all over the meat.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 15:02

>>127 is banned for having an attack of burning hersheysquirts all over the sushi.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 22:28

>>128 is banned for expunging his coffee enema in the toilet. Are you nuts? I could have sold that with a 5500% markup at Starbucks!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 06:16

>>129 is banned for having a disturbing interest in other people's poo.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 22:24

>>130 is banned for having a disturbing interest in people who have a disturbing interest in other people's poo.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 04:21

>>131 is banned for making Hitler seem like a bus conductor

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 05:31

>>132 is banned for minimizing Hitler's crimes.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:25

>>133 is banned for mentioning Hitler. Oh shi-!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 13:37

>>134 is banned for nearly starting an infinite loop.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:43

>>135 is banned for ending a potential infinite loop.

137 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:51

>>136 is banned for ignoring the mention of Hitler.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:22

>>137 is banned for Godwin's law.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:42

>>138 is banned for assuming Usenet rules apply to DQN.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 20:21

>>139 is banned for saying Usenet.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 20:56

>>140 is banned for trying to bury the past.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 22:18

>>141 is banned for exhuming the past.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 13:07

>>142 is banned for yet another shitty joke about reversing the previous poster's intent.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 15:45

>>143 is banned for being a mong

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:32

>>144 is banned for not using more creative insults.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:41

>>145 is banned for owning a DVD rewinder.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:58

>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:28

>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:06

>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:14

>>149 is banned for not kow-towing to his rightful masters

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:37

>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 23:26

>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:07

>>152 is banned for my personal amusement.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 19:12

>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:11

>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:34

>>155 is banned because it's almost not winter anymore.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 05:25

>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.

Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 16:24

>>157 is banned because, at this very moment, there are potato-chip sized snowflakes falling all over the goddamn place.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 08:28

>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 11:59

>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 12:38

>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 17:48

>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:21

>>162 is banned for expecting political subtlety on DQN.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:52

>>163 is banned

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:06

>>164 is banned for not giving a reason.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:07

>>165 is banned for not giving a flying fuck.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 20:17

>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:31

>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:35

>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 00:47

>>171 is banned for trying to ban me

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 05:28

>>170 is banned, but only in self-defense.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 15:42

>>171 is banned, with a DOUBLE TEAM BAN ATTACK.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 16:14

>>172 is banned for unnecessary use of caps lock.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:27

>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 06:05

>>174 is bζˆζˆ ζˆnaζsˆζˆnnζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ ζˆζˆ ζˆζb

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 16:26

>>174 is banned for being too DQN for DQN.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 22:17

>>176 is banned for missing his mark.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 09:34

>>177 is banned for making the mark.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 16:06

>>178 is banned for the greasy mark on his shirt.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 02:46

>>179 is banned for posting while not wearing pants.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 05:32

>>180 is banned for turning around.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 14:57

>>181 is banned for drawing a swallow on his neck

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 15:14

>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:04

>>183 is banned for getting drunk on a diet coke.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:52

>>184 is banned for draining a huge cyst into the punchbowl when nobody was looking.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 20:28

>>185 is banned for being gross

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 21:40

>>186 is banned for being grossed out by >>185

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 18:26

>>187 is banned for making fun of >>186's weak stomach.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 19:49

>>188 is banned for mollycoddling.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:30

>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 02:24

>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

>>193 is banned for not banning >>192. >>192 is banned for attempting to get out of ban free.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:33

>>194 is banned for multi-banning.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:34

>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:02

>>196 is banned for thread-banning.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:03

>>196 is banned for indiscriminate mass banning.
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