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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I LOVE MITTENS AND MITTEN RELATED MITTENS ALSO MITTENS CAN YOU HEAR ME I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS PRIME OR NOT MITTENS MITTENS I LOVE MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS GLOVES ARE OKAY BUT MITTENS I LOVE MITTENS MITTENS ARE THE BEST HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME I'M STILL NOT SURE IF I'M TALKING OR NOT BUT I LOVE MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS!!!!!!

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have three kidneys. Three!

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( ˃ ヮ˂) < HI, EVERYONE!! What's "prime number"?

>>238
Not you.

Although by this point it's more effort to beat you on the head than it's worth.

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( ˃ ヮ˂)!!!!!!!!!!

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>>251
Oh gee sorry about that guys, guess I should've paid more attention in math class ( ˃ ヮ˂)

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>>263
[b]DAMN IT I DID IT AGAIN![/b]

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Anyway. How about nice cup of tea to start the day?

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( ´ω`) Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

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>>283 this was posted here around 12 weeks ago

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(ﾟ- ﾟ ) only prime numbers may talk and OH GOD I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY SO I'LL JUST YELL AT YOU INSTEAD DUMBASS

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( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY CAN TALK UNTIL 307 YOU DUMMIES!!!!

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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( ﾟ -ﾟ) <i>(Oh God, I was never good at maths. Is 307 a prime or not? It's not divisible by 2, or by 3, or by 4, or by 5. or by ...)</i>

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(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 >>311

( ・ω・) What?

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( ・ω・) I am going to say nothing because that would cause confusion ITT.

( ・-・) Pussy.

(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 >>318!!

( ・-・) Oh, grow up!

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