KONICHI WA LEXI
KONICHIWA KAWAII LUKE<3CHAN ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!
you both spelt konnichiwa wrong
HELLO GLORIOUS NIPPONESE
HI LEXI AND LUKE
Hello, I am >>1's sea monkey.
It seems that >>1 has started a stupid thread again, but allow me to explain...
First of all, >>1 was born with obesity, had no friends at school, and he quickly became a child confined in his own shell.
>>1's parents felt sorry for him and bought me as a pet. But if it were that easy to fix somebody, humanity wouldn't have so many problems.
After repeated truancy and school transfers, >>1 eventually stopped going to school altogether and became a hikkikomori.
In fact, >>1's parents are so ashamed of him that they are glad he never leaves the house. They bought him a computer to keep his unpleasant existence away from the world...but it was only a matter of time before he discovered 4-ch.
Now >>1 posts stupid threads all the time, then smashes the F5 key like crazy waiting for a reply. Whenever there's an occasional reply, he mumbles to himself "Ufufu, stuuuuupid!"
As for myself, I'm trapped in a tiny aquarium and have to listen to his mumbling and loud keyboard clatter all day long...
From my position in the aquarium I can't help but see his screen, even when I don't want to. The other day I saw >>1 was posting under the name KONOHANA★SAKURA and pretending to be a girl.
Furthermore, he was groaning as if being strangled to death: "Sakura-tan...hnnnggg...s-so...m-m-m-m-m-m-m-moeeeeee!"
Then some white liquid fell into my aquarium.
I can't take this anymore.
I'd rather live in the filthy trough of a pig farm than in >>1's aquarium. Well, I guess >>1 is basically a pig, but anyway...
Oh shit, >>1 just finished jacking off for the seventh time today, and he's coming back to the computer.
Guess it's time to wrap up my monologue.
Everybody, please have some pity for >>1. It's not really his fault that he turned out this way.
And, if you can...please keep the memory of this one little sea monkey in your heart...