I fucking hate football. Goddamn this shit pisses me off. A bunch of goddamn neanderthals running around, bashing the fuck out of each other, with the sole purpose of gettin a suppository-esque ball to the other fucking side of a shitlong section of greenery. The commercialism, the slutty cheerleaders, the dumb as fuck audience, every single last bit of it fills me with rage until I overflow. Remember when America's sport was Baseball? For fuck's sake, even I think it may have just been a dream. There was a pleasant atmosphere in baseball. Sure it may have also just revolved around scoring points, but at least there was order, there was structure, there was intelligence in the game not like this HAND ME THE BALL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP shit. Every player was a lean, mean, fighting machine, and on top of that, was essential, the game revolved around TRUE team effort and planning. Physical injury? Fuck, it was a blue moon when anybody actually hurt anyone, even more so intentionally, at least compared to football. There were no cheersluts, people cheered when their team scored and calmed down when they were playing, and commercialism was relatively limited, again, at least compared to football, which television stations completely revolve around on sundays and they show the worst lowest denominator shit, too. Remember "Baseball, Mom, and Apple Pie"? Fuck no you don't. Even I can't remember when this shit was last apparent. Now it's "Football, Sex, and Apple iPods". GODDAMNIT! This shit is why games suck so much ass now: Because all of these dumbass cavemen are glorified, intelligence is shunned upon, and the underdog can't get an upper hand or, if nothing more, even just a bone tossed to him.