( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Post mildly uplifting things (630)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 21:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Which should be any month now.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a seasoned curly fry mixed in with your order of regular fries.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Radio 1 actually playing something good.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A cool breeze from an open window while you're working.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A kind word from a loved one.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:39

Farting

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 00:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A timely breeze carrying the fart away before you smell it.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Interestingly, my captcha for this post is shatt

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A glimpse of cleavage out of the corner of your eye; no one saw you look.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:21

( ' ｰ') A cool summer morning that you notice as you're walking out to the car to leave for work.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 03:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dying in an MMORPG right after gaining a level, bringing you down a level, but since it was Lv 13 to Lv 12, you know full well you will get that level back in like five minutes.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 14:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up and reading this thread.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 16:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A sausage, egg & cheese McGriddle(tm)

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 00:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Drinking a Rolling Rock while reviewing video games.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 01:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) DJ Sharpnel bringing pleasant memories to mind

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 05:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The proud figures of the moai at Easter Island, aloof in their grandeur, yet poignantly aware of their own conflicted histories.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 09:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) An escort mission in a video game suddenly revealed to have already been done for you.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 12:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a piece favourited on deviantart

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 13:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading your Ebay buyer feedback comments

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 13:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realising the years of practice have paid off, and you are actually a pretty competent guitarist

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 14:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to get your last beer and discovering that you actually bought another 8 pack.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 15:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up thinking it's Sunday, but it's actually Saturday.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 02:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a hot shower.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 09:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realizing what it was that was causing your computer to fuck up, and knowing how to fix it.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 23:06

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taking a nice poop!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 23:19

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Working at home with your pants off and the windows open.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 20:02

Listening to DQN Electronics Vol.3 for the first time in months.

(Even if 11 is still the best).

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5785 12:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding chocolate while cleaning your desk.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 20:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Remembering the time you did a line of coke off a 13yo girl's chest

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 21:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing the police eventually caught up to >>29

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 22:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) being correct 100% of the time

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 00:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) getting free pepsi since someone left money in the vending machine

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 14:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) playing a video game just so you can listen to the soundtrack

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 21:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Installing the Mona font and finding the Text Art formatting here slightly different.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 01:11

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My pee hasn't missed the toilet bowl in three days.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 17:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) world4ch being down!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 23:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Falling in love again, and the hope that it will help heal old heartbreaks

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 01:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) finding some drugs you forgot about in your room.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 09:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having the support act at a gig pull out, only to be replaced with someone you really like.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 12:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that most if not ***all*** of these will succeed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 13:51

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hmm. A blue garbage truck. I like that color.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 14:18

A smiling spouse

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 16:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) We aren't like that yet, baby.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 03:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 03:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) And not getting preggers afterward.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:08

>>44 must be milkribs

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:52

Going to Yoshinoya and ordering a bowl with extra green onion.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 12:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dreams of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

49 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5791 13:32

>>46 I can insure you that was not me!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing for a fact I am not a queer!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 17:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to radiohead

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 18:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that !MILKRIBS4k will be known as an anus for the rest of eternity.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 18:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wearing socks I've already worn may be disgusting, but nothing beats the feeling of putting on a sock already in the shape of your foot.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 18:53

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being an anus, unlike MILKRIBS4k.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 19:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching two anime at the same time with my new double monitor setup.

55 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5791 20:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Insuring people I am no anus!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 22:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having haskel as captcha.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 10:41

( ˃ ◡˂) Waking up still drunk

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 17:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I could kick your pansy ass to Panama and back. But I won't, because I'm a good person.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 18:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) being alone in your ofice, nobody to watch you.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 19:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) One-inch heels.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Shoes with those little air bladders on the soles.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 21:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Adorable little girls

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 19:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Elevators.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 19:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Smiling at someone and they smile back

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 22:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Entrapment.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 23:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I am confident that our crack moderation team of one (1) person will eventually stop by and remove the actual, real child pornography below me at some point.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 23:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Saving a cute girl's life at work. Though I guess that's more than mildly upliftng for both of us.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5794 03:56

>>63
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Escalators, for that matter!

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5794 16:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oral sex

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 20:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dead squirrels

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 21:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oven gloves made by your favourite jazz musician.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 21:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Mittens. Because they're not gloves.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 22:08

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>72 I prefer mittens also, but cannot bear the thought of handling a hot pie with them.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone else is posting simultaneously. I may get a follow-up post before tomorrow morning. And indeed I have received a response, though lame on the level of soggy corn flakes.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 17:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>74 I must agree it is mildly uplifting posting on DQN at the same time as another user.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 18:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's nice to know I'm not alone.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I had CFW added to my PSP over a year ago but didn't use it for anything, so last night I put a load of GBA and PSX games on to it and they all ran fine.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 13:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My captcha is saduse. Awww-right.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 12:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going back to sleep to see the rest of your dream's story.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 15:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Flying in your dreams, although you're not very good at it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 02:37

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Having a better hairstyle than Mittens.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 03:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that even if my hair isn't the best, I won't be going bald any time soon.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 05:53

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Trying out a hairstyle suggestion from your bff

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 07:49

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) At least I was doing it first... but we’re still going to pretend to be twins interested in a threesome with some guy and end up drugging him and letting him wake up without any of his clothes in a dumpster.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 09:16

>>84

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wait, what?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 11:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking cash from a stolen wallet and leaving the cards with some hobo.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 19:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That cute waitress with the heart-warming smile told me her name and asked for mine; I then gave her my phone number and exited the restaurant before breaking into a nervous sweat.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 19:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up on Sunday to the sound of rain.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:07

>>88

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up on Friday to the sound of rain!

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 21:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) farting in an elevator full of people

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 21:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Unleashing a silent-but-deadly in an elevator full of high level business men.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 23:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm really tired, but somehow, I feel good.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 01:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>92 I know what you mean...is it like that feeling that you get when you pass the "I'm really tired" phaze where you feel at peace with the world but in reality if you turn off whatever is keeping you up, you'll probably fall asleep in a matter of seconds?

Man, I love that state. It only happens around 3 AM for me though.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 01:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up to go see the Plieades meteor shower at around 2am, being disappointed that the sky is overcast, and then just before going back inside to go to bed, seeing a meteor rip through the clouds like silent lightning.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 03:52

There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 22:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>94 That sounds more than mildly uplifting

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 20:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) See a good movie in the theater more than once.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 21:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) being close to 100get

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 23:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) being closer to 100get

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 23:41

( ・ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)
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( ・ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・) Sharing a 100get with friends!

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 02:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) having passed 100get

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 11:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being in the state >>93 described.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) And an insomniac.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:07

>>92, >>93, >>102 finding something in common with other people

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 05:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a tenner in an old pair of pants.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 17:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding an old forgotten bank account with £1800 in it

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 18:27

>>105 that's more than mildly uplifting!

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) getting something from ebay in the mail that you forgot about.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 19:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There's a zombie beside you but he won't eat your brains. All he wants is love and acceptance, so he'll be eating your heart.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 22:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I took a nap and in my dream, Everybody Loves Clonepa was on tv. They did a mistaken identity type of comedy bit with a bunch of Clonepas in a school playground.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 09:31

>>104
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that there exists in this world either an American who uses the word 'tenner', or an Englishman who uses the word 'pants'.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 17:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that the sinking feeling you have that a small number of people are controlling everything is actually true! They may be crazy, but at least there's some kind of plan to all this madness.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 19:50

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>109-san's thought making me think it's an English chap, and he did actually mean "pants" in the English sense. (i.e. he found an old pair of underwear with a tenner in them)

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 21:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being flashed by a loli on the way home from work.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 03:09

>>109
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That'd be the former there, champ. :)

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 09:17

>>113 >>111
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that there exists in this world someone who keeps legal tender in their underwear.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 11:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Jogging with change in my tight boxers

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 15:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to sludge, knowing that out there someone is feeling so much worse than you producing that music to make you feel worse than him which makes him somehow happy which makes you happy because making people happy is all you wanted in the first place.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 16:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Shopping and listening to the jazz playing on the street loudspeakers in Ekoda.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 02:00

( ・ω・)When I was a young man.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 11:40

( ﾟ ◡ﾟ) Releasing the emergency mittens.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 06:50

(~ω~) The space elevator.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 19:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Today, while taking my Japanese quiz, I remembered what "issho" meant thanks to under the moon, loli to issho. I think I aced that test.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 03:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing at least one of us is not NEET

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 04:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That someone decided we need a 'post flappy things' thread.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 18:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having a font that renders my mouth as something more distinct than a flat line.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 02:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Talking to one of those super-hot-dumb-dolly girls outside a club only to find she has a wide knowledge of amazing music like Orange Juice and Teenage Fanclub.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 20:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing a fellow DQN user appreciates the band Orange Juice.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 09:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being called an elitist music snob for namedropping obscure indie bands from 20 years ago

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 14:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 18:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My life could get really bad soon, but if it does it still won't be as bad as my childhood was.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 21:57

>>129
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Now that you put it that way, I realize this also applies to me.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 22:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) even though your childhood was bad, it was the only childhood you'll ever get and that adulthood will only lead to your eternal death. You will be dead for eternity.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 00:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Good thing I'll be too dead to care.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 19:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Downloading the very long song, and listening to its entirety. And not regretting the time lost.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 19:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting over a bad cold.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 22:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ)Forcing yourself to smile.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 01:46

>>131
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing there will always be someone who is a worse poster than me.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 02:21

Not living in Africa.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 14:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being black or any other mongrel race.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 16:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being christian.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 17:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing >>138,139 would show up to prove >>136's point soon enough.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 03:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Strawberries

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 07:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going stargazing and actually being able to see stars.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 10:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a scrawny, long-haired guy, listening to music made by a popular scrawny, long-haired, jew

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 16:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) http://www.yestofreedom.org/2009/12/18/freedom-tan/

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 01:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) having an mp3 of the Benny Hill music available whenever I need it.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 08:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) 8-bit Christmas tunes.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 08:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The irony on http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1102249734/313, where 313-san complains about peolpe who "couldn't spelled" words properly.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 02:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A cat filling his belly with a can of Fancy Feast before falling asleep in front of the heater

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 02:19

( ﾟ ｰﾟ)The one tree that refuses to give in and drop its last few leaves

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone believing your switchblade comb is an actual switchblade when you whip it out to comb your hair.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 03:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Modern technology allowing me to finally take up a hobby I dreamed about as a little kid.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 06:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone on deviantart adding your photograph of a frozen tarantula on Edgar Allan Poe's portrait to their favorites.

EDGAR ALLAN TARAAAAAAAANTULA

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 23:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Trader Joe's chicken ceaser wrap is pretty tasty!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 01:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I know how to spell Caesar, and I'm totally smug about it!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 20:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I just watched the original commercial for my 80s Japanese economy car, and I feel like less of a loser now!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 22:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to a drone album straight, and when the 70 minutes of basically just one really long riff are over feeling like listening to it again immediately.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 21:54

>>155 I saw the commercial to my mom's 1980s Japanese luxury car and it gave me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!

How could Nissan fuck up things as simple as a starter, and alternator, a power steering rack, CV joints, and and AC compressor? And on the Maxima, theoretically the best 4 door car they make?!

And many of my friend's mom's had the same problems!

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 22:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Facebook suggested a friend with a top-notch photogenic girl. Turns out one of my friends is actually friends with Miss [STATE REDACTED] USA.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not that I have a chance, mind you, but it’s good to know.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 21:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I spilt coffee on my shirt, and it dried up without leaving any stain.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 21:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I laugh a little whenever I see someone post "dumming down".

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 01:13

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution!!!

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 01:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The Socialist Revolution was a lie we concocted to put the people in their place: out of our way.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 02:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing the bill still has to go through the Senate and be voted on to be equal.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 05:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You will die by kicking a gray stone.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 07:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Yes, you.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 18:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting handed an increased amount of change by a retard teenage cashier.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 19:12

>>157 ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) MAX, RELAX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADcqrtB-mo

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 20:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I could set up a feed aggregator.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 02:34

>>167 ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) 80's cars with Knight Rider gadgetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8SCGhc4AC0&feature=PlayList&p=AA5C89073AB5F714&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51

My mom had one.
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170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 10:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone posted on /cm/. Amazingly, he was not me.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 02:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I got laid off.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm gonna be collecting unemployment and sitting on my ass.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 06:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Jacking off was so worth it.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 06:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found Safebooru.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 22:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bumping a mildly uplifting thread after reading it all the way through.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having opposable thumbs.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 04:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Holding a conversation with beautiful women over the Internet.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 21:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Cool cell phone numbers; Way more impressive to own than a brand new model of iPhone.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 14:08

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found lolibooru.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 14:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking the second to last box of OJ, and hearing someone being glad for getting the final one.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 03:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing an old thread that I posted the last thing in, essentially killing the thread, and someone finally bumping it despite its old age.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 05:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Got 2/6 lottery numbers correct.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 10:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Some live tracks came up on shuffle while I was doing a sex with my girlfriend last night, and it was like I was being cheered on for my performance

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That was fun to watch!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 17:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Lookit all these character threads all of a sudden!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 00:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not coming to 4-ch for a week and then reading all the posts and wonder how I survived without coming here.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) dqn right now

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My last three captchas were mispelled words.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I was playing something on my guitar, and i farted in the same key

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 16:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bought a packet of Hello Kitty stickers on a whim and there was a sticker for my starsign

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 15:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you finally get to say I'M A SHAARK, SUCK MY DIICK as part of foreplay.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That girl across the street has bouncy tits.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 04:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you're very tired and just about ready to fall asleep, but you discover something interesting at last moment, blasting you back into alertness.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Of course, when I realize that I need to get some rest, I won't be tired any more, so I'm going to be underslept for yet another day.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) But for now, I'm reading /dqn/ threads that passed me by and the FreeBSD Handbook.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I got a boner for no reason.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making a pot of premium coffee and enjoying it one slow sip at a time.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 14:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Thinking up disgusting insults like "cunt scab"

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 19:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Successfully pissing on a squirrel.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 05:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ)

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 14:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a bunch of people who dress alike and following them around!

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 17:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wikipedia mischief
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove#Mittens

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 18:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>200

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 18:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having a sweet daydream.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 05:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Remembering that it's okay to sit on a bench and relax for a couple minutes instead of hurrying home just to sit there.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 16:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) All this rain just made the field across the street turn really green.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 18:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that the things currently being taught to you are necessarily wrong in order to not totally confuse those who don't know as much as you.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 09:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Posting on DQN right after having sex with a real girl.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 23:10

>>205 a REAL GIRL!?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 16:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm regaining my hair.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I can't even go to an RPG society without my severely retarded social skills manifesting quite flagrantly.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 21:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>208 made me feel mildly uplifted

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 03:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I spent the day sitting on a bench by the river reading a book and watching ducks hunting the fish.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 00:12

>>206

She used to be a puppet.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching Pornocchio, in which a real doll(tm), through the magic of rough, sweaty love, becomes a real girl!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 03:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) This thread being the second result when you google "mildly uplifting".

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:23

>>213
It's 3rd for me.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Google is nondeterministic!

215 Name: ( ^ ｰ^) : 1993-09-6253 12:29

Quantum uncertainty has visible macroscopic effects at Google? Cool! ( ^ ｰ^)

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:44

When I looked yesterday it wasn't on the first page till I used quotation marks, but now it's third

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I had fresh scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) having this thread as the very Top1 in my Google! Ah, so refreshing!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 16:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Skimming the first page of Google results showed me that a continental shelf can be mildly uplifting.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 04:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The way a tired old dog's tail starts wagging when he looks at you.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Browsing through DQN threads and remembering certain noteworthy posts, as well as recognizing posts that I made and (vaguely) the state of mind I was in when I made them.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Thinking about what I was doing on the internet last year.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 11:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Thinking about the past year, without comparing it to life today.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 12:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Sweet Little Dolores

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:34

>>224
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You got the word order wrong. It spells out LSD!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 11:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's cold outside, but I won't have to worry about that for another hour and a half.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 11:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's cold outside.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 12:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ... and when it's cold outside, nobody asks me why I'm wearing mittens.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 17:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Meeting someone every bit as intelligent as yourself.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 19:50

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Coffee.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up to find your cat curled up beside you.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wetheundereducated.com

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 11:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Playing in crisp snow while being warmly dressed (including mittens!) as coffee break.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 13:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hot coffee and/or cocoa after being a bit chilly from frolicking in the snow

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) West Austrian dialects and their ridiculously rolled Rs.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 18:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wearing a t-shirt in a heated home when it's 30 degrees out.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Twirling your mustache until it's all pointy, then reinforcing it with wax.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Fixing that link for >>199.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:10

>>230 premium specialty grade Arabica beans that are made in the finest climate and soil for producing coffee.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 01:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Interesting Google queries that lead you to this website.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 17:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading mildly uplifting threads.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 22:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A good sandwich from Jimmy John's.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 22:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Searching for this very AA with Google key "post mildly uplifting things", which was the only thread I read on DQN until now.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 08:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) tupac.html coming up in the predictive suggestions on google

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) and then the DQN thread being top hit

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A soup made of chicken stock, pureed Hokkaido squash, yams and turkey breast, eaten on a balcony overlooking a pristine snowy garden.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Proofreading a complete text for Project Gutenberg. Also, Text Art formatting.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 23:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching a flock of ducks take off and make a big group water landing.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching a cat crash into a tree.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching Azumanga Daiou, which is more or less a pleasant superset of >>247 and >>248's mildly uplifting things.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 01:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The darkest months of winter are over. The sky has cleared and the birds are chirping already.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 03:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That feeling after peeing.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 06:12

(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Helium.

253 Name: >>249 : 1993-09-6356 01:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I thought drinking tequila while watching Azumanga Daiou would just be a pathetically depressing experience, but actually I'm feeling alright.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:18

>>253, are you also >>598 in the "Post Unhappy Things" thread?

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:28

>>254
N-no... but now I kind of wish I was...

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 18:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A nice cup of DQN in the morning.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 10:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A whole bottle of DQN at night.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 22:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Two DQNs in the afternoon (And they make me feel alright)

    Two DQNs in times of peace.
    And two in times of war.
    Two DQNs before two DQNs. 
    And then there are two more.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finishing a cup of green tea, knowing there's plenty left in the pot.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6368 18:51

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) This thread is still in the top 3 google search pages for "mildly uplifting"

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That's still good, isn't it?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 14:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Successfully inputting the captcha in the 'type with your nose' thread.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 16:53

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that although using text art formatting I might not seem as mildly uplifted, I am inside, and that's okay too!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 21:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I get a smug feeling knowing that I only see a straight line mouth whereas most others see the intended smirk.

264 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6369 22:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Placing a TNT brick behind a stone which is likely to be removed if someone decides to dig up. Oh, it is so uplifting just to think about intense feelings of that person!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 10:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Freezing a whole carton of pulpy orange juice overnight, then taking it out and eating it as delicious sorbet after lunch.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 15:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The fact that, while some of us may complain a bit about our politiicans or our societies, we are still posting this on the Internet. Which means we live in societies where we can get fresh fruit in the middle of winter. Could the Caesars have had fresh oranges in February? Clearly not.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 14:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I carried out and was w.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You're lonely rolling star.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) having a penis.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That's a "flappy thing" entry, >>269, and >>193 covered the part of that that is uplifting.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oh, me? I'm just smarmy.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 00:03

I was squashed in between a cute asian girl, the door and this italian guy, and when the train braked hard the asian girl glomped me. Small vibrations also made me lightly nudge her body. For a long while I was really enjoying the touch of her skin and soft clothes, my boner grew, and I momentarily plunged into fantasies of running my hands all over her hips while burying my nose in the scent of her hair. What really scared me was that I was only millimetres away from actually doing it. For a moment I couldn't tell fantasy from reality and I briefly panicked, thinking I had already touched her and that I was a fucking pervert now.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 01:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I find it mildly uplifting to learn that >>271 was able to restrain himself from committing rape.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 07:57

>>272
Is touching a girl like that, without her permission, rape?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 11:16

According to some feminists, touching a girl in any way even with her permission is rape.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 13:10

According to some feminists, merely having sexual thoughts about a girl is rape.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 16:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) re-railing a thread while eating peanut butter off of a spoon.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Work that makes my computer do most of the work while I surf DQN.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 20:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That plain-looking but cheerful chinese girl who works at the steak sammich place knows my order by heart.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) One of the homeless guys here in the library was reading Larry Niven.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:19

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1246049507/

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 03:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>280

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 03:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Sitting on my own in my room after a mad party still flying on stimulants, recording acoustic covers despite my voice being shot to fuck

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 08:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading >>282's post as "after a maid party."

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 09:37

solitude. life is so fucking good.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 14:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting dumped but then having more girls chatting me up anyway... then acting like a dick to them!

286 Name: !SAGEjgQY3M : 1993-09-6424 14:56

being an absolute megabro.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 15:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>282 making me remember my first house party.
I was 15, wondering why there was open nail varnish on the table.
I made out with my first proper girlfriend in my best mate's room.

I got spiked with Viagra, and it only kicked in when I got home and tried to sleep. What a painful and abrasive series of orgasms that was.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 15:51

Not feeling so alone in the world after >>283 and >>284's posts.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 16:07

>>288 Don't feel alone when you're on DQN!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 23:51

>>289 Yeah! We're the five best friends he'll ever have!

291 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 23:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>290, this is just the right number of friends!

292 Name: !SAGEjgQY3M : 1993-09-6426 04:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>291

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 05:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) video game music orchestrated to ethnic and renaissance-y instruments

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 18:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Writing a complex bit of code that works right on the first try.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 01:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a new bong and calling her Fluttershy

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 02:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) sucking off Fluttershy

( ﾟ -ﾟ) wait

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) nah, I stand by that

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 05:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Using illicit substances and watching Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 06:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to 2-step and drinking coffee at 7am.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 11:56

>>298 chris? ( ﾟ ｰﾟ)

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 17:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A warm cup of tea on a rainy day

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 09:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to 2-step while reading about other people listening to 2-step

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 11:43

>>297
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching the Cowboy Bebop episode where everyone does shrooms... while doing shrooms.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 15:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading >>302 's post and thinking of a really strange Xzibit image macro.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 17:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The sneezing neighborhood cat who has a cold

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 18:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being woken up by a puppy trying to get in your bed to nap.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 22:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Owning an Amiga, knowing it will surely crush the PC and the Mac underfoot by the year 2000.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 04:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing my balls heave upwards into my body as I ejaculate.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 11:13

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing Mom come out of surgery grinning like an idiot for what may be the only time in her life.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 02:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finishing a game of solitaire drawing three cards from the stock.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 17:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to birds chirping with the window open.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 18:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Amazing the professors on the exam.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 21:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a nap on a cool rainy spring afternoon, and noticing that the cat wants to hop onto the bed with me and curl up purring in the crook of my arm.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a good spot at the library.

314 Name: CYOA Protagonist : 1993-09-6509 20:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Organic chemistry

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 21:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I gave a cigarette to a man in the street who had pissed himself last night. He said he liked my silver cigarette case

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 04:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering Google voice.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 21:18

Finding a new manga at the Library you did not know what there.

318 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6533 00:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Minimizing your time and budget losses by uninstalling MMOs in the middle of trial.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 07:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to see the newest Harry Potter movie when you haven't been to a cinema in years.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 09:09

Realizing that "Kamen Rider W" carries out and is w.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 13:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling elitist when running Kubuntu next to Vista users.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 15:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing the word "elitist" and thinking "l33tist."

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 03:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a boring little dumb phone to replace your smartphone after realizing that most of those extra features are a waste of time and money.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 15:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing through the bullshit and never riding the smartphone bus

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 16:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a smug little bastard. Yeaaaahhhh me!

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 16:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Planning to buy a cheap smartphone to become the mayor of my own house in foursquare.

327 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6534 18:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Schadenfreude http://maps.google.com/maps?q=abu+dhabi&hl=en&ll=24.344281,54.326534&spn=0.027682,0.066862&gl=us&sqi=2&t=h&z=14

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 10:54

http://ja-jp.facebook.com/people/Yuji-Okamoto/100001933907074

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 19:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) God helps those who help each other, because self-reliant people don't need God.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) <- posting this face.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The friendly neighborhood cats who like to play with me

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 12:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) This book exists for the sole purpose of sitting on your bookshelf, hoping one day that someone will actually notice it: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Please check the title―which is in the URL―before clicking; if future unsolicited recommendations of this vein in your Amazon.com account would be unwelcome for some reason, I would recommend using Chrome’s Incognito Mode, a convenient way to not have things show up in your history and/or keep cookies around.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 11:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjqarKgak1qiz3j8o7_r1_250.gif
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjqarKgak1qiz3j8o8_r1_250.gif

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 11:08

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Walking around with this little half-smile.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 13:21

>>332
One of the reviews:

> I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.
>
> One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."
>
> Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."
>
> Would totally buy again.

Satisfied customer!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 10:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my dog waiting in my room for me to get home from work

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 16:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The baby rabbit nibbling on my back garden grass in the morning.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 18:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having pets (>>336)

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 02:50

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Signing the lease on a new home

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 16:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding out you're not the only one worried about his heart late at night.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 18:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The taste of JOEUN MAESIL CANDY and coffee in your mouth at the same time.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 13:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Found another tenner in an old pair of pants.

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Also, since I've lost weight, that pair of pants is now too big for me.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 14:51

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) skipping class

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 23:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Circumventing a ten-mile traffic jam and being the third of a ten-man group to show up to the meeting.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A warm bath

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 02:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Expecting this to be the unhappy thread, but finding it's the mildly uplifting thread.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 10:01

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Looking at tohno-chan after someone mentioned it here.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Then realizing that DQN is by far not the saddest place I could be posting, after all.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:13

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) made dean's list

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) downloaded my 200th loli doujin

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:53

(° ―°) lolicon is legal in my country.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 19:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>350 is a retard, that is funny.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 01:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A cute and tiny bird looking out me from outside

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 03:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My cat keeps sitting on the table.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 08:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Fresh coffee and editing

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 03:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A considerable amount of posts in the mildly uplifting/happy/sad/angry threads are about love.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's not a good thing that people are unsatisfied with their love lives, but I find it touching that these matters are still important for quite a few of us.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 04:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling a natural high from not sleeping for a very long time.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 08:33

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) get paid with sex....

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) now I can't pay rent

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 10:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That was the plan... to give you a boner. and you got one.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:59

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Everyone is jealous of my COOL FREE RINGTONES that tablecat gave me.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) it is impossible for my educated stupid brain to know that 4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared equator and cubed Earth.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I sang karaoke for over five hours last night, and my voice was completely unaffected.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting an appointment set up by phone after having to play phone-tag with them for two weeks.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 03:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm free...

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 05:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Today was a happy day.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) As long as you don't give up, you can do it.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:41

>>365
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) By extension, as long as you don't do it, you're free to give up.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 16:11

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If you do nothing long enough, you'll eventually do something worthwhile out of sheer boredom.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 16:24

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Model of achievement, >>367?

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Also, it is mildly uplifting to ponder that on occasion we experience things that are wildly uplifting. ( ˃ ヮ˂)

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The mail man delivered a bunch of stuff I've been waiting all weekend for.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found an old stuffed animal

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Despite the heat, it's a lovely day.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Slapping my semi-erect penis against my belly makes for a fun makeshift percussion instrument.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing admins deleting other peoples' posts on websites.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:18

>>373
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 04:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My cat nudged the back of my head while I was watching TV.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 03:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwH5nqRvOo

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) going on dates with childhood friends and class presidents

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 03:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ)Feeling like you want to starve yourself to death.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 03:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having higher standards of "mildly uplifting" than the poster above you.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 05:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I installed Debian/Xfce on a laptop for someone today, and got it running real smooth.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) He made me some nice tea in return.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 06:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Did something for someone, got something back. Someone said something and I felt really strange. In an ambiguous way. Anyway I think that was maybe something worth mentioning.

382 Name: : 1993-09-7001 11:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I figured out how to make a splash screen for LFS, so that I can watch a cute KnJ loader when I boot.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 13:53

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Saw a deer walking around outside my window.

384 Name: sage : 1993-09-7001 16:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I started teaching myself to draw today.
I'll be a famous mangaka yet!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:53

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The only difference between us and a famous mangaka is the time.

386 Name: : 1993-09-7001 19:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Apricot+ drawings of other series are awesome.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 13:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting an email you were waiting for.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 05:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When a famous musician links to a YouTube upload of their own music because they don't really care to do that takedown shit.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 18:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a comfortable pair of shoes at Goodwill.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 23:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being kissed in a dream.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Mountains on the horizon.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A warm rain!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 09:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oven mitts!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 15:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Waking up then going back to sleep

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 17:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My connection speed increased by 200 kbps.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Now I can download things several seconds faster.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 05:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Emergency mittens still being here when I need them, despite the scary uncertainty of the rest of the world.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 05:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Letting the hot water in the shower run for a couple of minutes or even half an hour before you actually get in the shower!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 04:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hamsters running in little plastic wheels like their lives depend on it.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) News feed update doesn't involve death and violence.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Light traffic and green lights.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A person whom you secretly adore (and stalk online) finally twitting something funny and happy instead of death-related thoughts!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 08:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Scaring a pigeon away by shouting, "FUCK YOU, PIGEON!"

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 08:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making offensive hand gestures at seagulls.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 23:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Experimenting with Alka-Seltzer in food for birds.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 00:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Shitting in a crow's nest near my house.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Those little chittering noises crows make to each other when they don't know you're there.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) night breeze

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 05:50

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Protected left turns

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 09:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being verbally abuse to inanimate things.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 12:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) To reading amusingly bad grammar.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 13:09

>>410 I laughed.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 17:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Walking without rhythm.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 19:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A new haircut.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 23:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Happy new haircut >>413! I cut my hair today as well!

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 23:33

>>413
>>414
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Me makes 3

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 23:36

>>414
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) DQN reminding me to get a new haircut since my usual schedule of once every Kodomo no Jikan release doesn't work anymore.


( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being reminded there is no more Kodomo no Jikan.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 08:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Solving a horrible problem in SQL with one line of code.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 00:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A new haircut.

419 Name: >>418 : 1993-09-7277 01:02

Considering that I'm not >>416, it means that there are at least five posters: >>413-416,418!

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) At least five people post on DQN!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 03:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There is only one of us, though. I'm just the only one who talks to a therapist about our MPD.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 08:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I had a haircut too, the other week!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 13:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) a good smelling roommate

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 15:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ)　>>420　>>/874

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 16:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my ncurses project coming along nicely

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 19:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling cute in a pair of tiny shorts.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 20:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling cute in nothing but an oversized jacket.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 20:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering gikopoi online

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 09:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finally finding a use for unquote-splicing

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 06:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Urinating on the daddy-longlegs that took up residence in my shower.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 11:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>429 haha! that uplifted me too

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 12:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Meeting VIPPERs on 4chan's imageboards

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 15:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading this thread after a bad week.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 20:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The results of typing fag.it into the url bar.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 16:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) a mitten shoutout by @wikivandals_txt on twitter
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but can't link it here because of the spam filter :(

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 22:19

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If you use nig.gr URL shortener, >>434, you will have your link niggrified!

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 22:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>434 Heh, that would be my doing. I'm friends with the admin.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 10:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Letting a guy know his password was showing.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 23:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing my old post about urinating on the daddy-longlegs and reminiscing.

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 23:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) releasing a long, smooth, single-piece shitlog after having pooping problems for such a long time.

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 16:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When programming at it works on first run

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 19:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A decent object model

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 03:17

Use text art you dunderofts

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 14:36

>>442
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)( ﾟ ｰﾟ)

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 23:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a dump that's way bigger than it felt coming out.

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 03:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being nicknamed "mittens" for a day due to my warm and affable personality.

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 06:59

If you don't use text art it looks just like the "Post Unhappy Things" thread AA

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 13:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not using Text Art to annoy the guy who's complaining.

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 18:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Using Mona as the default font so text art formatting is irrelevant.

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7690 22:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making it past the Goo in Pixel Dungeon for the first time.

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 05:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Coming home after a walk in the rain and changing into nice warm and dry clothes

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7694 00:54

( ´‿`) That pleasant sensation as the painkillers drive out the arthritis hurtses.

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7694 01:46

( ´‿`)this face that looks stoned as fuck

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 03:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A big bowl of Count Chocula cereal.

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 15:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making porn-esque grunts and groans while taking a piss.

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 17:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Count earacula

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 19:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being accepted in tilde.club

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 16:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching someone beat a game on youtube, after losing interest in playing that game.

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 15:34

>>199
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) when you haven no idea how old this thread is, but the Wikipedia entry is still there

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 01:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) watching a jive-talking wigger play frustrating video games until he ragequits.

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7789 23:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) rubbing sage-scented aromatherapeutic body lotion on my scrotum.

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7790 00:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) peeling an orange in one piece

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7790 02:29

>>461
( ˃ ヮ˂) Oh man, oh man, I like when this happens. And I also like when banana doesn't break at the stem when you twist one one off.

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 19:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) saying something cruel to a stranger on an imageboard.

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 19:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) misinterpreting a cruel comment directed at you as a compliment.

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 22:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my poop aligning perfectly in the toilet bowl so that it looks like a serpent emerging from the drain

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 12:09

military surplus in transit

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7855 00:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The flying monkey men.

468 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7855 02:51

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Toddler Bilbo whacking Gandalf in the ass with a wooden toy sword.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7855 13:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making the screen scroll rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttlolyou'reafag

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7864 21:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's warm and beautiful out today.

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 16:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering the name of that song you've heard here and there.

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 12:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being in the credits of a PS3 game.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 13:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Nipping off just the corn part from the end of a corn dog so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7888 02:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making the screen scroll rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt at least I can properly use nobr tags.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 14:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The credit scroll to this porn flick acknowledges "Arnold Scwarzenpecker".

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 11:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When a thing works, but you didn't expect it to.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 06:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) putting on fresh clean clothes after getting out of the bath

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7917 01:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Opening up a book to the correct page on the first try

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7917 21:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Nipping off just the foreskin part from the end of a circumcised penis so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 23:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The way Thoughty2 pronounces "urine".

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 06:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) starting a holy war between online nerds by referring to it as "GNU/Linux"

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 10:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding there's only one square of toilet paper left, but only needing one square anyway because pancakes for breakfast apparently makes for a nice clean poo.

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 15:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) coming back to this every few months

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8045 15:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) moderately crusty pantsu

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8048 03:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to bed.

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8052 15:45

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A half-inflated blimp.

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8053 04:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>486's post

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8057 14:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) misreading ミントアイス as ミトンアイス

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8058 17:42

A shirt fresh from a dryer

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8058 23:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) High-magnitude realisation.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8059 03:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A fresh computer after a total reformat.

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8059 04:58

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A fresh batch of underwears

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8059 06:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The kitchen and bathroom sinks have new handles.

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8062 17:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) buying a nice new pair of shoes to replace old shoes that are falling apart.

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 08:08

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) corporate slaves are working their entire lives to pay for my apartment.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 20:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The backwards novel was successfully resurrected, and everyone seems to be better at the concept

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8066 03:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Resolving an argument in a thread that's going to be deleted in a few minutes

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8085 18:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Driving through your idyllic rural neighborhood, listening to gangsta rap at low volume

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8089 23:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Coming to terms with the fact that you'll be alone for the rest of your life.

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8090 00:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realizing it's not all that long, and despite that, there's plenty of time to have fun yet.

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8200 04:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realizing that you enjoy a small number of onion rings more than a big pile of fries with your burger.

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8326 12:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Evidence of a crime I never got caught for destroying itself.

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8326 17:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a beer called Progenitor as a father's day gift

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8327 22:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dating homeless women. You can pretty much drop them off anywhere.

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8360 02:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I think I like Trump now.

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8405 16:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being shocked by the tone of his voice.

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 23:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Steady rain on the roof while I read a good book.

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 01:18

Finding something more than $2 in the couch

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8489 00:06

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Putting almost 20 years' worth of accumulated music on shuffle play and hearing something new.

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8489 04:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Randomly encountering an old friend, briefly chatting, and departing without exchanging contacts.

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8525 20:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hillary will never be president.

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8574 23:48

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) everything is only getting better

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8575 22:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 00:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) At least they have good intentions.

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8614 09:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You never have to come up with an April Fool's joke if it's always September.

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8618 21:18

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Still breathing!

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8741 19:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Calling someone you haven't seen in years and picking up your conversation right where you left off.

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 21:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I have recently gained the courage to post in a mailing list.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The thought of even using IRC has forever been terrifying to me, yet I have emailed a set of complete strangers twice in the past 24 hours.

No replies yet, though.

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 23:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting piggy with your bro weekend

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8757 02:43

Starting a natural fire with no effort.

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8758 08:25

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I can start a fire with my morning wood.

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 20:36

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) just got a little payment from an online shop I'd forgotten about for years now.

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8960 09:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Refactoring.

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8961 04:42

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My adsense has pulled in $⑨ in ⑨ years

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8961 12:16

A high-school teacher (Kenji Sawada) builds an atomic bomb to hold Tokyo hostage, then cannot decide what he wants.

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8961 20:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Update to GameMaker Studio fixed a bug in my game for me.

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 11:16

Charlie Yin, better known by his stage name Giraffage, is an American electronic music record producer. Yin, who is of Taiwanese descent, grew up in San Jose, California, and graduated from the University of California

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8967 17:33

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/long-road-back-moscow-expelled-12218934

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8975 08:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) rereading/rewatching something from years ago and it hasn't been tainted by nostalgia at all, it really is as excellent as you remember it being.

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8976 17:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finally got that little tiny loose hair out from between my gum and my tooth.

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 07:38

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) First pit kill against a much better Pharah because the other one used up their fuel and jets.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I recognize the irony in that they were not able to mildly uplift.

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 07:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) came on my face again

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 07:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Sinuses cleared up instead of leaving me as sneezing mess.

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 15:35

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Office secretary keeps flirting with me. Either I will bone her or be fired in short order!

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 20:31

Stop posting anytime!

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9003 17:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bringing the PC downstairs and playing more videogames as a result.

537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9010 03:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Entering your post mere seconds before your battery dies

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9217 05:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Steak cooked just right, with another one ready to go tomorrow.

539 Name: vc: skotch : 1993-09-9217 23:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Just had the other one, and it was just as good.

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9220 12:45

Releasing the emergency mittens

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9224 05:23

>>532
I contest the mildness of this.

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9224 06:00

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Leg warmers are like mittens for the calves.

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9227 05:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A bell pepper aloft upon the morning breeze

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9227 08:20

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Baby cows wearing mittens.

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9495 16:04

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When the tea tastes as good as it smells

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 00:53

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Cleaning ears with Q-tips and removing a large amount of wax.

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 13:22

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being able to think of something productive you did today

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 14:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) cute indonesian girl fending off my bullies in math class

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 16:08

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Got a dream about cute loli of culture

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 08:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you go way back in an impressive artist's gallery and find out they never deleted the old student-tier stuff that's not so impressive and has different, possibly boring content

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 21:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Fond memories of art school

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 22:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Those precious moments hanging out in the Führerbunker with >>551, just not worrying about the outside world for a bit

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 22:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Something on the news reminding you of a song you like but haven't listened to for years, so you listen to it and it's just as good as ever.

554 This post sucked.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9839 03:25

>>554 wrong thread I'm so sorry. Mods pls delete

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9839 09:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) mods I shit on your rug, please clean it for me

557 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9839 09:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) MODDs will clean their rug for you if you ask nicely.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9841 04:41

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) peter ustinov as hercule poirot

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9841 16:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) peter ustinov in general

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 09:26

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Pondering what >>554 was like

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 12:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that >>554 was reposted into the intended thread.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9850 20:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Lubing a gun while listening to a fascinating crime story.

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9851 16:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Off-season mitten discounts.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9858 21:59

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Ratrod patina.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9887 14:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Downloading a shitload of books and never reading any of them feels smart

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9887 16:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting so engrossed in a book that the poop just dries up and can be shaken off, saving toilet paper!

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9887 19:56

>>566
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If the book isn't engrossing enough, well, you can save on toilet paper too!

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 15:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ)I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm impressed.

569 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Releasing Emergency Mittens after change in management.

570 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:12

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) None of the admins has been so bold as to change the date format of the previous news updates.

571 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ハヤシライス

572 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 04:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I haven't been able to see the slight smirk of the pixel version of this font in ages, but knowing it's supposed to look like that fills me with a simulacrum of optimism.

573 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Japan's ありがとうの日 is on March 9, because "3, 9" is pronounced "san, kyu", i.e., "thank you".

574 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:49

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Mario Day is on March 10, because "March 10th" is shortened to "Mar 10", i.e., "Mar10".

575 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>574 senpai... I don't get it

576 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>575 There is an annual celebration, made up by fans and adopted by Nintendo, called "Mario Day". It is celebrated on March 10th (Mar. 10, MAR10) in remembrance of the character's name.

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 17:02

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's cold enough to wear mittens again!

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 13:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I like DQN.

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 16:33

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) New members (not "affiliates") of the Elitist Superstructure lurking enough

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 17:15

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Connotations that some find pleasant

581 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 18:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Slow-paced japanese guitar musics that I find occasionally

582 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:11

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I lost some more weight.

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The imageboard is never coming back.

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 03:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Receiving extra food as apologies for the undelivered order.

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 12:34

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding yourself on lolicore.org

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 12:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Touching my girlfriend's penis before bed.

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 20:30

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Gopher websights still exist

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 20:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The next week and a half is going to be a popcorn fest.

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:59

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a mistake and embracing it

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:52

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) tanasinn theme is neat-o.

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Amber is cool too. For lurking at least.

592 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 03:43

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The captcha in Amber was fixed.

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:59

Gradually opening the site in more and more tabs

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 18:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dancing in September

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 20:46

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Some communities last a long time

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:28

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened!

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:32

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) All the love shared at raves around the world through time

598 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 21:27

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A woman loving you and loving her in return

599 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 04:03

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I didn't fail life just yet!

600 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 11:10

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wishing on a dream that seems far-off

601 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 22:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) He'll be back.

602 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 11:05

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Ebony and ivory, living in perfect harmony

603 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 22:31

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My chair is in just the right position that a slight movement causes plastic to touch and click, and the rhythm of my downstairs neighbours fucking is playing funky lil rhythm while I sit on it

604 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 00:16

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a massive watery shit, just one big gushhhhh-gsh-gsh out your bumhole

605 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 02:55

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The warmth of your blanket when you back under it.

606 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 12:17

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Morrissey selling David Bowie and Lou Reed albums signed by himself and people are still butthurt about it today!

607 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 12:37

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) One of my fries was mushy instead of burnt to a crisp

608 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 16:19

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) David Bowie saved the Alamo.

609 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 10:47

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Your boss buying you games for research purposes

610 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10198 18:44

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The wikia redesign actually looks better than the previous iteration

611 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10253 23:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering your seller feedback page on ebay and finding lots of praise for being a good customer

612 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10255 18:04

>>610
( ﾟ ﾍﾟ) But it's still way worse than ol' monobook.

613 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10259 18:24

being poster 613 in a mildly upliting thread

614 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10261 00:14

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My potassium pills smell like vanilla frosting.

615 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10261 02:52

(=_=) finished cleaning my room

616 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10261 22:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My assium pills smell like ass.

617 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10262 10:24

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My weed pills smell like earthenware.

618 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 23:01

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Tomorrow I will know more than I do today!

619 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 15:23

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a ココ song you haven't heard before and it's the tits [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LFb9S32AoY ]

620 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 03:39

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Replied to a "No bitches?" image macro with a megaphone gigachad

621 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 04:40

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I just took the largest dump of my life!

622 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 06:09

>>621
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not knowing what any of this means!

623 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 10:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Imagining >>621's jobby satisfaction!

624 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10643 22:56

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My youtube recommendations keep getting worse and worse, and I'm barely clicking any of them these days.

625 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10757 22:21

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to sleep unnecessarily early!

626 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 13:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Massive tits!

627 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11049 08:09

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) flat chests

628 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11053 13:57

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) glute cramps are keeping me from fully committing to sitting down (or nutting hard for that matter)

629 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11053 15:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) nutting softly

630 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11054 01:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) puffy vulva infected with some unknown disease

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