>>104
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that there exists in this world either an American who uses the word 'tenner', or an Englishman who uses the word 'pants'.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that the sinking feeling you have that a small number of people are controlling everything is actually true! They may be crazy, but at least there's some kind of plan to all this madness.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>109-san's thought making me think it's an English chap, and he did actually mean "pants" in the English sense. (i.e. he found an old pair of underwear with a tenner in them)
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being flashed by a loli on the way home from work.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Jogging with change in my tight boxers
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to sludge, knowing that out there someone is feeling so much worse than you producing that music to make you feel worse than him which makes him somehow happy which makes you happy because making people happy is all you wanted in the first place.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Shopping and listening to the jazz playing on the street loudspeakers in Ekoda.
( ・ω・)When I was a young man.
( ﾟ ◡ﾟ) Releasing the emergency mittens.
(~ω~) The space elevator.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Today, while taking my Japanese quiz, I remembered what "issho" meant thanks to under the moon, loli to issho. I think I aced that test.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing at least one of us is not NEET
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having a font that renders my mouth as something more distinct than a flat line.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Talking to one of those super-hot-dumb-dolly girls outside a club only to find she has a wide knowledge of amazing music like Orange Juice and Teenage Fanclub.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing a fellow DQN user appreciates the band Orange Juice.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being called an elitist music snob for namedropping obscure indie bands from 20 years ago
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My life could get really bad soon, but if it does it still won't be as bad as my childhood was.
>>129
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Now that you put it that way, I realize this also applies to me.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) even though your childhood was bad, it was the only childhood you'll ever get and that adulthood will only lead to your eternal death. You will be dead for eternity.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Good thing I'll be too dead to care.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Downloading the very long song, and listening to its entirety. And not regretting the time lost.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting over a bad cold.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)Forcing yourself to smile.
>>131
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing there will always be someone who is a worse poster than me.
Not living in Africa.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being black or any other mongrel race.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being christian.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Strawberries
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a scrawny, long-haired guy, listening to music made by a popular scrawny, long-haired, jew
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) having an mp3 of the Benny Hill music available whenever I need it.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) 8-bit Christmas tunes.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A cat filling his belly with a can of Fancy Feast before falling asleep in front of the heater
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)The one tree that refuses to give in and drop its last few leaves
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone believing your switchblade comb is an actual switchblade when you whip it out to comb your hair.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Modern technology allowing me to finally take up a hobby I dreamed about as a little kid.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone on deviantart adding your photograph of a frozen tarantula on Edgar Allan Poe's portrait to their favorites.
EDGAR ALLAN TARAAAAAAAANTULA
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Trader Joe's chicken ceaser wrap is pretty tasty!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I know how to spell Caesar, and I'm totally smug about it!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I just watched the original commercial for my 80s Japanese economy car, and I feel like less of a loser now!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to a drone album straight, and when the 70 minutes of basically just one really long riff are over feeling like listening to it again immediately.
>>155 I saw the commercial to my mom's 1980s Japanese luxury car and it gave me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!
How could Nissan fuck up things as simple as a starter, and alternator, a power steering rack, CV joints, and and AC compressor? And on the Maxima, theoretically the best 4 door car they make?!
And many of my friend's mom's had the same problems!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Facebook suggested a friend with a top-notch photogenic girl. Turns out one of my friends is actually friends with Miss [STATE REDACTED] USA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not that I have a chance, mind you, but it’s good to know.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I spilt coffee on my shirt, and it dried up without leaving any stain.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution!!!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The Socialist Revolution was a lie we concocted to put the people in their place: out of our way.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing the bill still has to go through the Senate and be voted on to be equal.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You will die by kicking a gray stone.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Yes, you.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting handed an increased amount of change by a retard teenage cashier.
>>157 ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) MAX, RELAX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADcqrtB-mo
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I could set up a feed aggregator.
>>167 ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) 80's cars with Knight Rider gadgetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8SCGhc4AC0&feature=PlayList&p=AA5C89073AB5F714&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51
My mom had one.
,. -.､
,⊿ ヾ ､
／ / ＿ ', ＼
. く ,.f‐'´ ｀`‐i.., > ＜\ BUT THAT CAR WAS SO GODDAMN UNRELIABLE!
ハﾊＸ_,∨,_メﾊハ
┌‐| io⌒ ""⌒o! |ｰ┐
,.^ニﾆﾉﾉ＼(⌒⌒)／ゝ､ﾆニ^ 、
く く. //| | o､￣／ | | | | 〉〉
. く 〉| | | | ｀´ .| | | | く 〉
￣￣ ｀ く X二)￣￣￣(二X >￣'´￣
彡,ﾊ｝ ｛ﾍ ミ´
) (
⌒γ⌒Ｖ⌒ヽf⌒
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Someone posted on /cm/. Amazingly, he was not me.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I got laid off.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm gonna be collecting unemployment and sitting on my ass.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Jacking off was so worth it.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found Safebooru.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bumping a mildly uplifting thread after reading it all the way through.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Having opposable thumbs.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Holding a conversation with beautiful women over the Internet.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Cool cell phone numbers; Way more impressive to own than a brand new model of iPhone.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found lolibooru.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking the second to last box of OJ, and hearing someone being glad for getting the final one.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing an old thread that I posted the last thing in, essentially killing the thread, and someone finally bumping it despite its old age.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Got 2/6 lottery numbers correct.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Some live tracks came up on shuffle while I was doing a sex with my girlfriend last night, and it was like I was being cheered on for my performance
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That was fun to watch!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Lookit all these character threads all of a sudden!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not coming to 4-ch for a week and then reading all the posts and wonder how I survived without coming here.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) dqn right now
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My last three captchas were mispelled words.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I was playing something on my guitar, and i farted in the same key
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bought a packet of Hello Kitty stickers on a whim and there was a sticker for my starsign
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you finally get to say I'M A SHAARK, SUCK MY DIICK as part of foreplay.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That girl across the street has bouncy tits.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you're very tired and just about ready to fall asleep, but you discover something interesting at last moment, blasting you back into alertness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Of course, when I realize that I need to get some rest, I won't be tired any more, so I'm going to be underslept for yet another day.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) But for now, I'm reading /dqn/ threads that passed me by and the FreeBSD Handbook.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I got a boner for no reason.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making a pot of premium coffee and enjoying it one slow sip at a time.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Thinking up disgusting insults like "cunt scab"
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ) ( ﾟ ｰﾟ)
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wikipedia mischief
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove#Mittens
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Remembering that it's okay to sit on a bench and relax for a couple minutes instead of hurrying home just to sit there.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) All this rain just made the field across the street turn really green.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that the things currently being taught to you are necessarily wrong in order to not totally confuse those who don't know as much as you.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Posting on DQN right after having sex with a real girl.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm regaining my hair.