( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Sitting on my own in my room after a mad party still flying on stimulants, recording acoustic covers despite my voice being shot to fuck
solitude. life is so fucking good.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting dumped but then having more girls chatting me up anyway... then acting like a dick to them!
being an absolute megabro.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>282 making me remember my first house party.
I was 15, wondering why there was open nail varnish on the table.
I made out with my first proper girlfriend in my best mate's room.
I got spiked with Viagra, and it only kicked in when I got home and tried to sleep. What a painful and abrasive series of orgasms that was.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>290, this is just the right number of friends!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) video game music orchestrated to ethnic and renaissance-y instruments
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Writing a complex bit of code that works right on the first try.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a new bong and calling her Fluttershy
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) sucking off Fluttershy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wait
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) nah, I stand by that
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Using illicit substances and watching Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to 2-step and drinking coffee at 7am.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A warm cup of tea on a rainy day
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to 2-step while reading about other people listening to 2-step
>>297
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching the Cowboy Bebop episode where everyone does shrooms... while doing shrooms.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading >>302 's post and thinking of a really strange Xzibit image macro.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The sneezing neighborhood cat who has a cold
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being woken up by a puppy trying to get in your bed to nap.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Owning an Amiga, knowing it will surely crush the PC and the Mac underfoot by the year 2000.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing my balls heave upwards into my body as I ejaculate.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing Mom come out of surgery grinning like an idiot for what may be the only time in her life.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finishing a game of solitaire drawing three cards from the stock.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Listening to birds chirping with the window open.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Amazing the professors on the exam.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a nap on a cool rainy spring afternoon, and noticing that the cat wants to hop onto the bed with me and curl up purring in the crook of my arm.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a good spot at the library.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I gave a cigarette to a man in the street who had pissed himself last night. He said he liked my silver cigarette case
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering Google voice.
Finding a new manga at the Library you did not know what there.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Minimizing your time and budget losses by uninstalling MMOs in the middle of trial.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to see the newest Harry Potter movie when you haven't been to a cinema in years.
Realizing that "Kamen Rider W" carries out and is w.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling elitist when running Kubuntu next to Vista users.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing the word "elitist" and thinking "l33tist."
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting a boring little dumb phone to replace your smartphone after realizing that most of those extra features are a waste of time and money.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing through the bullshit and never riding the smartphone bus
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a smug little bastard. Yeaaaahhhh me!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Planning to buy a cheap smartphone to become the mayor of my own house in foursquare.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) God helps those who help each other, because self-reliant people don't need God.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) <- posting this face.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The friendly neighborhood cats who like to play with me
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) This book exists for the sole purpose of sitting on your bookshelf, hoping one day that someone will actually notice it: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Please check the title―which is in the URL―before clicking; if future unsolicited recommendations of this vein in your Amazon.com account would be unwelcome for some reason, I would recommend using Chrome’s Incognito Mode, a convenient way to not have things show up in your history and/or keep cookies around.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Walking around with this little half-smile.
>>332
One of the reviews:
> I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.
>
> One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."
>
> Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."
>
> Would totally buy again.
Satisfied customer!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my dog waiting in my room for me to get home from work
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The baby rabbit nibbling on my back garden grass in the morning.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Signing the lease on a new home
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding out you're not the only one worried about his heart late at night.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The taste of JOEUN MAESIL CANDY and coffee in your mouth at the same time.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Found another tenner in an old pair of pants.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Also, since I've lost weight, that pair of pants is now too big for me.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Circumventing a ten-mile traffic jam and being the third of a ten-man group to show up to the meeting.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A warm bath
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Expecting this to be the unhappy thread, but finding it's the mildly uplifting thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Looking at tohno-chan after someone mentioned it here.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Then realizing that DQN is by far not the saddest place I could be posting, after all.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) made dean's list
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) downloaded my 200th loli doujin
(° ―°) lolicon is legal in my country.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A cute and tiny bird looking out me from outside
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My cat keeps sitting on the table.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Fresh coffee and editing
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A considerable amount of posts in the mildly uplifting/happy/sad/angry threads are about love.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's not a good thing that people are unsatisfied with their love lives, but I find it touching that these matters are still important for quite a few of us.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling a natural high from not sleeping for a very long time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) get paid with sex....
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) now I can't pay rent
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That was the plan... to give you a boner. and you got one.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Everyone is jealous of my COOL FREE RINGTONES that tablecat gave me.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) it is impossible for my educated stupid brain to know that 4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared equator and cubed Earth.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I sang karaoke for over five hours last night, and my voice was completely unaffected.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting an appointment set up by phone after having to play phone-tag with them for two weeks.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm free...
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Today was a happy day.
>>365
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) By extension, as long as you don't do it, you're free to give up.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If you do nothing long enough, you'll eventually do something worthwhile out of sheer boredom.
The Heisenberg Uncertainty Model of achievement, >>367?
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Also, it is mildly uplifting to ponder that on occasion we experience things that are wildly uplifting. ( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The mail man delivered a bunch of stuff I've been waiting all weekend for.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I found an old stuffed animal
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Despite the heat, it's a lovely day.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Slapping my semi-erect penis against my belly makes for a fun makeshift percussion instrument.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing admins deleting other peoples' posts on websites.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My cat nudged the back of my head while I was watching TV.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) going on dates with childhood friends and class presidents
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)Feeling like you want to starve yourself to death.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I installed Debian/Xfce on a laptop for someone today, and got it running real smooth.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) He made me some nice tea in return.
