ミ*゚ー゚) Having a better hairstyle than Mittens.
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing that even if my hair isn't the best, I won't be going bald any time soon.
ミ*゚ー゚) Trying out a hairstyle suggestion from your bff
ミ*゚ー゚) At least I was doing it first... but we’re still going to pretend to be twins interested in a threesome with some guy and end up drugging him and letting him wake up without any of his clothes in a dumpster.
( ゚ ー゚) Taking cash from a stolen wallet and leaving the cards with some hobo.
( ゚ ー゚) That cute waitress with the heart-warming smile told me her name and asked for mine; I then gave her my phone number and exited the restaurant before breaking into a nervous sweat.
( ゚ ー゚) Waking up on Sunday to the sound of rain.
( ゚ ー゚) farting in an elevator full of people
( ゚ ー゚) I'm really tired, but somehow, I feel good.
( ゚ ー゚) >>92 I know what you mean...is it like that feeling that you get when you pass the "I'm really tired" phaze where you feel at peace with the world but in reality if you turn off whatever is keeping you up, you'll probably fall asleep in a matter of seconds?
Man, I love that state. It only happens around 3 AM for me though.
There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents
( ゚ ー゚) See a good movie in the theater more than once.
( ゚ ー゚) being close to 100get
( ゚ ー゚) being closer to 100get
( ゚ ー゚) having passed 100get
( ゚ ー゚) Being in the state >>93 described.
( ゚ -゚) And an insomniac.
( ゚ ー゚) Finding a tenner in an old pair of pants.
( ゚ ー゚) Finding an old forgotten bank account with £1800 in it
>>105 that's more than mildly uplifting!
( ゚ ー゚) getting something from ebay in the mail that you forgot about.
( ゚ ー゚) There's a zombie beside you but he won't eat your brains. All he wants is love and acceptance, so he'll be eating your heart.
( ゚ ー゚) I took a nap and in my dream, Everybody Loves Clonepa was on tv. They did a mistaken identity type of comedy bit with a bunch of Clonepas in a school playground.
>>104
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing that there exists in this world either an American who uses the word 'tenner', or an Englishman who uses the word 'pants'.
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing that the sinking feeling you have that a small number of people are controlling everything is actually true! They may be crazy, but at least there's some kind of plan to all this madness.
( ゚ ー゚) >>109-san's thought making me think it's an English chap, and he did actually mean "pants" in the English sense. (i.e. he found an old pair of underwear with a tenner in them)
( ゚ ー゚) Being flashed by a loli on the way home from work.
( ゚ ー゚) Jogging with change in my tight boxers
( ゚ ー゚) Listening to sludge, knowing that out there someone is feeling so much worse than you producing that music to make you feel worse than him which makes him somehow happy which makes you happy because making people happy is all you wanted in the first place.
( ゚ ー゚) Shopping and listening to the jazz playing on the street loudspeakers in Ekoda.
( ・ω・)When I was a young man.
( ゚ ◡゚) Releasing the emergency mittens.
(~ω~) The space elevator.
( ゚ ー゚) Today, while taking my Japanese quiz, I remembered what "issho" meant thanks to under the moon, loli to issho. I think I aced that test.
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing at least one of us is not NEET
( ゚ ー゚) Having a font that renders my mouth as something more distinct than a flat line.
( ゚ ー゚) Talking to one of those super-hot-dumb-dolly girls outside a club only to find she has a wide knowledge of amazing music like Orange Juice and Teenage Fanclub.
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing a fellow DQN user appreciates the band Orange Juice.
( ゚ ー゚) Not being called an elitist music snob for namedropping obscure indie bands from 20 years ago
( ゚ ー゚) Not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
( ゚ ー゚) My life could get really bad soon, but if it does it still won't be as bad as my childhood was.
>>129
( ゚ ー゚) Now that you put it that way, I realize this also applies to me.
( ゚ ー゚) even though your childhood was bad, it was the only childhood you'll ever get and that adulthood will only lead to your eternal death. You will be dead for eternity.
( ゚ ー゚) Good thing I'll be too dead to care.
( ゚ ー゚) Downloading the very long song, and listening to its entirety. And not regretting the time lost.
( ゚ ー゚) Getting over a bad cold.
( ゚ ー゚)Forcing yourself to smile.
>>131
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing there will always be someone who is a worse poster than me.
Not living in Africa.
( ゚ ー゚) Not being black or any other mongrel race.
( ゚ ー゚) Not being christian.
( ゚ ー゚) Strawberries
( ゚ ー゚) Being a scrawny, long-haired guy, listening to music made by a popular scrawny, long-haired, jew
( ゚ ー゚) having an mp3 of the Benny Hill music available whenever I need it.
( ゚ ー゚) 8-bit Christmas tunes.
( ゚ ー゚) A cat filling his belly with a can of Fancy Feast before falling asleep in front of the heater
( ゚ ー゚)The one tree that refuses to give in and drop its last few leaves
( ゚ ー゚) Someone believing your switchblade comb is an actual switchblade when you whip it out to comb your hair.
( ゚ ー゚) Modern technology allowing me to finally take up a hobby I dreamed about as a little kid.
( ゚ ー゚) Someone on deviantart adding your photograph of a frozen tarantula on Edgar Allan Poe's portrait to their favorites.
EDGAR ALLAN TARAAAAAAAANTULA
( ゚ ー゚) Trader Joe's chicken ceaser wrap is pretty tasty!
( ゚ ー゚) I know how to spell Caesar, and I'm totally smug about it!
( ゚ ー゚) I just watched the original commercial for my 80s Japanese economy car, and I feel like less of a loser now!
( ゚ ー゚) Listening to a drone album straight, and when the 70 minutes of basically just one really long riff are over feeling like listening to it again immediately.
>>155 I saw the commercial to my mom's 1980s Japanese luxury car and it gave me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!
How could Nissan fuck up things as simple as a starter, and alternator, a power steering rack, CV joints, and and AC compressor? And on the Maxima, theoretically the best 4 door car they make?!
And many of my friend's mom's had the same problems!
( ゚ ー゚) Facebook suggested a friend with a top-notch photogenic girl. Turns out one of my friends is actually friends with Miss [STATE REDACTED] USA.
( ゚ -゚) Not that I have a chance, mind you, but it’s good to know.
( ゚ -゚) I spilt coffee on my shirt, and it dried up without leaving any stain.
( ゚ ー゚) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution!!!
( ゚ ー゚) The Socialist Revolution was a lie we concocted to put the people in their place: out of our way.
( ゚ ー゚) Knowing the bill still has to go through the Senate and be voted on to be equal.
( ゚ ー゚) You will die by kicking a gray stone.
( ゚ ー゚) Yes, you.
( ゚ ー゚) Getting handed an increased amount of change by a retard teenage cashier.
>>157 ( ゚ ー゚) MAX, RELAX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADcqrtB-mo
( ゚ ー゚) I could set up a feed aggregator.
>>167 ( ゚ ー゚) 80's cars with Knight Rider gadgetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8SCGhc4AC0&feature=PlayList&p=AA5C89073AB5F714&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51
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( ゚ ー゚) Someone posted on /cm/. Amazingly, he was not me.
( ゚ ー゚) I got laid off.
( ゚ ー゚) I'm gonna be collecting unemployment and sitting on my ass.
( ゚ ー゚) Jacking off was so worth it.
( ゚ ー゚) I found Safebooru.
( ゚ ー゚) Bumping a mildly uplifting thread after reading it all the way through.
( ゚ ー゚) Having opposable thumbs.
( ゚ ー゚) Holding a conversation with beautiful women over the Internet.
( ゚ ー゚) Cool cell phone numbers; Way more impressive to own than a brand new model of iPhone.
( ゚ ー゚) I found lolibooru.
( ゚ ー゚) Taking the second to last box of OJ, and hearing someone being glad for getting the final one.
( ゚ ー゚) Seeing an old thread that I posted the last thing in, essentially killing the thread, and someone finally bumping it despite its old age.