My ass is flappy when I fart
( ˃ ヮ˂) The heron that's in my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans!
( ˃ ヮ˂) my long wang!
( ˃ ヮ˂) da flag!
( ˃ ヮ˂) my epiglottis!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Extra long sleeves!
( ˃ ヮ˂) My uvula!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Dumbo's ears!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Capes!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Big boobs!
( ˃ ヮ˂) A cute girl's dress on a windy day!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Big scarves!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Lolis with ice cream!
( ˃ ヮ˂) !...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, I don't get it. What's flappy about that?
Canadian's heads!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Ornithopters!
( ˃ ヮ˂) POTUS!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Big softcover books!
( ˃ ヮ˂) A brooch, or a pterodactyl!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Long curtains in the wind!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flapper girls?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) used condoms.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Mudflaps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those balls that retards put on their trucks...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Angry chuckens.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Hurrrrr mah trucknutz!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Leaves on a windy day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) President Obama's ears!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Donkey dicks!
( ˃ ヮ˂) All baculum-lacking species!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Wet linen!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That little hanging thing in your mouth that helps you snore!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Socks hanging halfway off your feet!
凹( ˃ ヮ˂)凹 Metal band hair!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That guy named "Flappy" who lives down by the river in a van!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A big ol wad of hunnert dolla bills I waved in some loser's face!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A couple of hunnert dolla bills from outta a big ol wad that someone waved in my face and let a couple slip but either didn't notice or didn't care!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A torn piece of flesh hanging from the body of an injured human.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Flappy disks!
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I can't comprehend how a bumhole is flappy... it's a hole, and holes dont flap, they gape.
Also, ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Old bunny slippers
( ˂ ヮ˃) A lame pigeon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Slinky races!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) On my toilet it reads: valve and flapper.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Brash girls from the 1920s!
( ˃ ヮ˂) The sleeves of a hoodie that is slightly too large for its owner!
The kind of girl that wears one of these is my favorite type of girl.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A girl I like was wearing a hoodie that was definitely too large for her!
( ˃ ヮ˂) She even pulled her arms down into her sleeves a little and flapped them around!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Americans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, wait. They're just flabby.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Insecurely fastened laundry carried away on the breeze!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Moth wings!
( ˃ ヮ˂)aspergers
( ˃ ヮ˂) Putting a mitten over your erect penis and jumping up and down!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Sandals!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penguins!
( ˃ ヮ˂) fresh polaroid
( ˃ ヮ˂) Non-semites!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) My oppai and oshiri mouspead collection!
( ˃ ヮ˂) A fat lady's skin excess after an intense weight loss.
( ˃ ヮ˂) A wiggling pencil!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, that's just an illusion.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pinball machine thread bumpers!
( ˃ ヮ˂) A gatefold LP cover!
( ˃ ヮ˂) My daughter waving at me from the train station!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Brackium! Emendo!
( ˃ ヮ˂) MASSIVE TITS!!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Cow tails when they skip out to pasture!