( ˃ ˂) Wet linen!
( ) That little hanging thing in your mouth that helps you snore!
( ) Socks hanging halfway off your feet!
( ˃ ˂) Metal band hair!
( ) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
( ) That guy named "Flappy" who lives down by the river in a van!
( ) A big ol wad of hunnert dolla bills I waved in some loser's face!
( ) A couple of hunnert dolla bills from outta a big ol wad that someone waved in my face and let a couple slip but either didn't notice or didn't care!
( ) A torn piece of flesh hanging from the body of an injured human.
( ) Flappy disks!
>>48
I can't comprehend how a bumhole is flappy... it's a hole, and holes dont flap, they gape.
Also, ( ) Old bunny slippers
( ˂ ˃) A lame pigeon!
( ) Slinky races!
( ) On my toilet it reads: valve and flapper.
( ) Brash girls from the 1920s!
( ˃ ˂) The sleeves of a hoodie that is slightly too large for its owner!
The kind of girl that wears one of these is my favorite type of girl.
( ) A girl I like was wearing a hoodie that was definitely too large for her!
( ˃ ˂) She even pulled her arms down into her sleeves a little and flapped them around!
( ) Americans!
( -) No, wait. They're just flabby.
( ˃ ˂) Insecurely fastened laundry carried away on the breeze!
( -) ...
( -) Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!
( ˃ ˂) Moth wings!
( ˃ ˂)aspergers
( ˃ ˂) Putting a mitten over your erect penis and jumping up and down!
( ˃ ˂) Sandals!
( ) Penguins!
( ˃ ˂) fresh polaroid
( ˃ ˂) Non-semites!!
( ˃ ˂) My oppai and oshiri mouspead collection!
( ˃ ˂) A fat lady's skin excess after an intense weight loss.
( ˃ ˂) A wiggling pencil!
( -) Wait, that's just an illusion.
( ) Pinball machine thread bumpers!
( ˃ ˂) A gatefold LP cover!
( ˃ ˂) My daughter waving at me from the train station!
( ˃ ˂) Brackium! Emendo!
( ˃ ˂) MASSIVE TITS!!!
( ˃ ˂) Cow tails when they skip out to pasture!
( ˃ ˂) Leather book covers!
( -) Fuck over-boards.
( ˃ ˂) anal prolapses
( ˃ ˂) mobile games designed for maximum frustration!
( ˃ ˂) female corpses
( ˃ ˂) vyādhmātakasaṃjñā, vidhūtakasaṃjñā, vilohitakasaṃjñā, vipūyakasaṃjñā, vinīlakasaṃjñā, vikhāditakasaṃjñā, vikṣiptaka, asthisaṃjñā, vidagdhakasaṃjñā