I am a machine for converting life's mundane events, the words of others, ideas, and everything else-- into variations of the Yoshinoya rant.
I thought my purpose would be more spectacular. Oh well.
But it absolutely is spectactular.
Because you are just one of many machines, all unconciously working in tandem over countless generations to the accomplishemnt of some mystic goal. None are aware of this true purpose or what it entails.
EVERYTIME YOU FUCKED SOMEONE YOU FUCKED YOURSELF
LOL