Yes, you've lose weight, but you're still a fatass.
Think I care?
Fuck you.
What If I don't want to say bitchy thing?
I want to say something good yay
BITCHES! ALL THREE OF YOU!
You think you're funny, I'll just pretend to laugh.
I'm over the hell you put me through; but I'd still like to punch you square in the face, for old time's sake.
Thing is you've made such a mess of your life that I already feel like I'm superior to you now in every way, but when I was younger I remember thinking about how much I'd like to hit you and now I've finally got the balls to do it.
But it doesn't matter. You're a drug addict who lives with a girlfriend who one day will probably get as sick of you as all your friends did back in highschool.
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I hate Michael Cera, his movies, and all that he stands for. Party because he's an ugly, awkward man-child, party because he gets to be in movies with girls that range form ok to hot, but mostly because he gives all the other ugly, overweight, awkward, annoying man-children of the world the idea that women wayyyyy out of their league(Because even the ok ones are too good for him) will want to be with you if they only you can make them realize that your a quirky, awkward special snowflake!
If you resemble Michael Cera in looks, personality, or any other way, please realize that you are a horrible person and no one will ever love you in any way. You can either kill yourself or accept this, shut the hell up, and try not to a be too much of a burden.
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Well, don't worry, he is trying his hardest to fit in.
http://x17online.com/michaelbefore.jpg
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Who the fuck is Michael Cera?
Why is it suddenly not so awesome having a girlfriend?
I love you all!
People who get indignant when you honestly try to help them need to go away.
Why is that people are so fucktarded that they can't realize that originality and/or more people does not equal a better, funnier website? In fact, I've found that "originality" and more people 9 times out of ten flat out ruins websites.
Hey buddy, here's an idea, of you're so put upon by the small user base and the repetitive memes, why don't you fuck off back to 4-chan? Better yet, stop being a stupid whiny little cunt.
I lied about being sleepy because I didn't want to get up and take the fucking bus 10 miles at 5 AM just to see you off to school. Also you never even asked me, you DEMANDED I do it.
So when are you expecting?
Well, if it's a boy, >>30, I'll name him after my father. And if it's a girl, I'll name her after my mother. But if it is, as I expect, nothing but a lot of piss and wind--why, then, I'll name it for YOU.
Every time Obama says "let me be clear", he's putting up an indicator that the next thing he'll say is some point he's going to try to drive home. If you are only in it for the chuckles, times he says this would be a good time to tune out.
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dokyuuns are dumb!
ugh, she looks like someone's grandma got lost at a punk rock concert
Anime reviewers have to be one of the most pretentious demographics out there. No one cares to read your 10 paragraph long review about why any show that has any fanservice or lolis on it is a 0/10.
You wouldn't need those crutches if you stopped smoking.