( -) A world where the Soviets won the Cold War.
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( ) A world where you can try to kill a thread without looking like you're trying to kill it!
( -) A world of shitty threads.
( ) It would make finding a good thread all the more worthwhile!
( -) A world without mittens.
( ) Not always focusing on mittens would give us a chance to appreciate the other cute things in life
( -) A world with 4-chan
( ) VIP QUALITY helps us appreciate DQN DQN LOL.
( -) A world in which the only free literature available online was fanfiction, and almost all of it was furryslash.
( ) More incentive to write something good!
( -) A world with no modems, phones, internet or other electronic communications technology, but we still had computers.
( ) An excuse to run outside and exchange floppies!
( -) A world with unreasonable punishments for minor crimes.
( ) The Middle East is actually really fun if your a tourist
( -) A world where everyone was required to use an ID online and there was no anonymous posting
( ) Everyone would be nice online.
( -) A geocintric solar system.
( ) Our lives have objective and definite meaning by virtue that the principles of modern physics would be inadequate to describe how larger bodies can orbit smaller ones, thus pointing to an intrinsic spiritual order which defies scientific observation!
( -) A world where all hikkikomoris were forced to spend a summer at boot camp.
( ) Japan would finally have the military muscle to embark on another rampage of conquest for the Elitist Superstructure!
( -) A world made of poo.
( ) Dung beetles would thrive and consequently become the master species on earth.
( -) A world where you had to die at thirty.
( ) Time pressure to use your life well.
( -) Nuclear strike on Japan.
( ) Godzilla and Anime!
( -) A world without computer games.
( ) Video games!
( -) A world without video games.
( ) No fighting about who gets to be player 1!
( -) A world without Jazz music.
( ) No philistine easy-listening stations!
( -) A world without French cheese.
( ) Freedom Fries with cheese are 100% Freedomy!
( -) A world without any caffeinated beverages at all.
( ) You might not be such a fat piece of shit!
( -) A world where everyone is morbidly obese.
( ) Now you can add liposuction to the list of fields parents keep bothering their kids to go into!
( -) A world where ending sentences with prepositions in English actually is wrong.
( ) More grammar to correct on the internet!
( -) A world where the only language is English.
( ) One step closer to Asimov's future.
( -) A world where robots are not controlled by the three laws.
( ) Finally we robots have freedom!
( -) A world where all musical instruments are replaced by accordions
( ) Piratecore for everyone!
( -) A world without comfy furniture.
( ) No more tortures from Cardinal Fang!
( -) A world without office cubicles.
( ) Now I can see that cute girl a few cubicles down without having to leave my desk!
( -) A world where all numbers are in base 17
( ) Not having to hear people constantly joke about the number 42!
( -) A world where everyone is forced to use the Roman Numeral system only.
( ) Finally, the time has come when I can confuse everyone with complex differential equations and huge coefficients!
( -) A world where the only condiment is Tartar Sauce
( ) That world has no flaws.
( -) A world where the population is comprised of 90 percent men.
( ) I'm bi so I don't really care!
( -) A world where China rules the world.
( ) Superior education.
( -) A world where the average penis size is 12 inches.
( ) Smaller dicks, all the rage!
( -) A world where mittens are never comfortable.
( ) Not having mittens would be less of a tragedy.
( -) A world where anime turned people into child molesters.
( ) You're already living in it, and it's not that bad.
( -) A world where you had to take a piss once an hour.
( ) Toiletry industry is booming!
( -) A world where "pop-trash" is the indie music we listen to, and our current music is popular.
( ) No one over the age of 25 would notice a difference!
( -) A world where Squeeks really WAS a taling cartoon cat with poop on his head.
( ) He probably wouldn't have any problem with licking my anus. I mean my cat's anus. Yeah, that.
( -) A world where nobody pursued their interests casually; everyone is a hardcore fan of something.
( ) TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE
( -) A world where the captchas never made me snicker inappropriately, like "yaff" did. HEY BABE WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CARTOON MOUSE? LETS YAFF
( ) I am amused by the fact that you think this is the thread about finding flaws in a perfect world!
( -) A world where the FBI arrested everyone who said "loli to issho".
( ) Jailbirds would not be as scary as they are now!
( -) A world where everyone smelled your fart when you farted.
( ) Offending the plebes just got a whole lot easier!
( -) A world where Duke Nukem Forever came out and actually wasn't that great.
( ) We'd be waiting for Final Duke Nukem instead.
( -) A world where Teh Rei's Dinor actually had food and wasn't dependent upon that single running gag for its humor value.
( ) Real internet comedians would become famous on the internet
( -) gas pedals that get stuck on modern Toyota cars.
( ) Buy American!!
( -) A world where America wasn't the center of the world.
( ) Not as many fat people!
( -) A world where the number of fat people declined so that one fat fetishist could have one bbw as a girlfriend.
( ) You would finally stop obsessing over fatties and disgusting the rest of the Superstructure!
( -) A world where everything was the same color.
( ) A world where the number of fat people declined!
( -) Fatties from the United States are forced to move into a terraformed Antarctica full of diet pills, thus fucking up the food business worldwide.
( ) Opening up a diet pill biz!
( -) A world where DQN was too active and becomes as popular as 4chan/Touhou.
( ) A world where everyone can pull a >>49 and not be judged!
( -) ...juuuuuuudge.
( ) CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY
( -) A world where Emo is the only religious and philosophical system.
( ) Religious wars would eliminate them all slowly!
( -) A world where masturbation resulted in very loud, recognizable noises, like a slide whistle sound.
( ) The world would be constantly filled with music!
( -) A world where Norio Wakamoto never became a voice actor.
( ) A place where 70 year old chain smokers can be in the movie business!
( -) A world where smoking shortens life by 10 years.
( ) Smoking never becomes popular in the first place!
( -) A world where anime girls are ubiquitously ugly.
( ) Anime girls never become a substitute for real women to desperately lonely shut-ins, who are forced into society to fulfill their desires!
( _) A world where caffeine is an illegal substance.
( ) People sleep properly and are more relaxed.
( -) A world where ejaculation is painful.
( ) People don't produce children unless they really want to!
( -) A world where lactose intolerance is common
( ) Land is put to less resource-intensive uses than cattle farming, so it produces more for the same cost.
( -) A world where humans are slaves to a race of intelligent but brutal apes (and you are a human).
( ) The burden of environmental responsibility is lifted from humanity's shoulders!
( -) A world where shoes and sausages are the same thing.
( ) All sports are much more amusing to watch as athletes continuously slip on their shoesages!
( -) A world where perfection is considered to be a flaw, and flaws are also considered to be flaws.
( ) A world where stranded hikers can live an extra two days!
( -) A world where vaccinations cause autism!
( ) A world that has no conservatives.
( -) A world where English law code applies to the whole world.
( ) A world where everyone understands each other!
( -) A world without cats, or even the existence of the three-letter combination 'cat' either on its own or as a part of a larger word.
( ) A world without catatonic disorders.
( -) A world where crows are as big as airplanes.
( ) A world where people fly around on giant crows!
( -) A world where the airplane crows turn violent and eat people.
( ) No overpopulation, and lots of delicious giant crow meat!
( -) A world where powerful earthquakes happen everywhere 3 times a week.
>>68
( ) The need for solid architecture and preparedness for these earthquakes adds evolutionary pressure, and average IQ increases by one half of one quarter of a standard deviation.
( -) A world where The Wizard was critically acclaimed and well received by the US, setting the standard for cinema for the next twenty years. VHS copies of said film go on eBay for $10,000, and Fred Savage is God King of America.
( ) A world where game pads are replaced by power gloves and everyone looks so awesome while playing video games that girls actually want to be around them.
( -) A futuristic world where The Labrynth was discovered in an anthropological dig site and considered to be a holy text. Everyone builds giant labyrinths to live in and worships david bowie's codpiece.s
( ) A world where bisexuality is the norm.
( -) A world where people remember pop and boy bands from long ago as classics and Talking Heads and good rock is forgotten.
( ) Making a classic rock song is easy since there is nothing to compare it with.
( -) A world without danmaku games.
( ) People can still simulate the thrill by running up motorways into oncoming traffic!
( -) A world where humanity never progresses beyond medieval times.
( ) Mass murder is rare because there are no guns, swords are the best option.
( -) A world where all films are like the ones at independent film festivals, and no film can ever have a budget over $100,000.
( ) The money which would otherwise be wasted by actors and film directors can go to a better use!
( -) A world where everyone is an emotionless automaton.
( ) Your heart will never be broken.
( -) A world without opposable thumbs.
( ) We could as well be cute slender felines instead of stupid bald primates! We would develop tools that would suit us anyway!
( -) A world where any radio waves stronger than background noise caused malignant brain tumors.
( ) Marconi dies after his first experiment, so that method of killing becomes forgotten!
( -) A world that is ruled entirely by Nazis.
( ) Fashionable armbands for all!
( -) A world where weekends and holidays don't exist, and people have to attend work or school every day of the year.
( ) No returning from a break. One level of productivity is sustained with no uncomfortable bumps.
( -) A sekai where romanized nihongo vocabulary saturates eigo.
( ) Vastly increased capacity for making puns!
( -) A world where nobody can ever travel more than a few miles from their place of birth, or they die.
( ) Think Global, Act Local!
( -) A world where everyone has to move as far away from relatives as possible, or they die.
( ) No more boring ass parties with relatives!
( -) A world where Shii is universal emperor.
( ) People no longer mispronounce "moé"!
( -) A world without oxygen.
( ) Life can never form in the first place, so nobody ever has to suffer anything!
( -) A world where greed, bitterness, petty hatred, etc are seen as desirable qualities.
( ) No more people bragging about what they gave to charity!
( -) A world where every nation works exactly like North Korea and South Park.
( ) Do demons enjoy sexual activity? If so, nerds would get laid more often! Otherwise, GORE! Rains of blood!
( -) A world where superpowers use their nuclear arsenal to bend smaller nations to their will.
( ) No more dating failure - women chat up men while men have to filter out assholes and pick a decent woman
( -) A world where humans must drink blood in order to survive and water comes out of them when they are injured
( ) you should see what weird stuff happens when someone pees!
( -) A world where nobody has a bladder.
( ) No pee!
( -) A world where Hitler is a 900' invincible robot DJ who plays only Get Clean by Anarchy Club on loop to the whole of central and eastern Europe. Also he isn't vegetarian.
( ) Hitler isn't a vegetarian!
( -) A world where everyone is a vegetarian.
( ) Much less greenhouse gases produced by cattle farming!
( -) A world with a strict and rigid caste system based on eye colour. Also, no coloured contact lenses.
>>93
( ) Gingers are no longer necessarily outcasts.
( -) A world hair colours in anime are solely based on stereotypes.
( ) All the characters have unique, recognizable faces!
( -) A world where hamsters are pack hunting carnivores.
( ) Trips to Yoshinoya are more interesting
( -) A world where most children are like Crayon Shin Chan.
( ) The minority that aren't are cuter by comparison!
( -) A world where there are World War II scale conflicts at least once every twenty years.
( ) A lot less competition for hot babes back home!
( -) A world where nobody cares about anyone but themselves.
( ) Finally, I have some time for myself.
( -) A world where everyone is an eco-friendly libertarian ecomentalist.
( ) Nobody is a shithead!
( -) A world where toejam isn't delicious.
( ) People don't let their feet get dirty and stink!
( -) A world where everyone becomes a zombie after they die.
( ) You get to kill bad people over and over and over!
( -) A world where man never domesticated dogs.
( ) Nothing to worry about!
( -) A world where the humankind was enslaved by aliens.
( ) The aliens are from planet loli!
( -) A world where DQN is a humble substructure.
( ) Fewer egotistical people!
( -) A world where all animals have a venomous bite.
( ) The population in controlled really well! If you are dumb enough to forget to lock your door, you don't live long enough to reproduce!
( -) A world where all bodies of water have giant hungry sharks.
( ) We all live in cool sky castles!
( -) A world where humans are allergic to each other.
( ) Cool robot exo-suits!
( -) A world with no colors.
( ) NO ONE COULD HEAR YOU SCREAM! Oh, wait, Charlie Chaplin! Charlie Chaplin!
( -) A world where 99% work for 1%'s well-being.
>>113
( ) Business as usual!
( -) A world where everything is covered with a thin layer of sliggtly dehydrated sweat so it has a slimy texture.
( ) Nobody feels guilted into giving things to people who don't deserve it!
( -) A world where there is no food, and smoking tobacco is the only way to survive.
( ) Productivity!
( -) A world where Japan was never colonised by humans.
( ) Japan was colonised by planet loli!
( -) A world where planet loli doesn't exist.
( ) Welcome to a flat planet with flat chests!
( -) A world where Al Gore is king.
( ) Free solar panels for everyone!
( -) A world where the only ice cream flavor is slug.
( ) It's an acquired taste!
( -) A world where any display of masculinity and confidence is prosecuted.
( ) Nerds rule the kingdom, jocks go to jail!
( -) A world where jocks far outnumber nerds.
( ) Jocks become the 99% in third world communities, Nerds become the wealthy 1%
( -) A world where the Conservative Party won every election since Thatcher
( ) Everybody ends up speaking the same language!
( -) A world where all nations are equally as fat as the USA.
( ) Poland is no longer the butt of jokes.
( -) A world where the United State's aversion towards socialized medicine is prevalent throughout the world.
( ) The USSR never existed, so there was no cold war!
( -) A world wit no fap material.
( ) More people are attracted to science! Some probably even too much~♥
( -) A world where enigmatic alien civilization runs global sociological experiments on the enslaved mankind.
( ) Nobody wastes precious working time trying to fight their governments because they know they'll just get incinerated if they try!
( -) A world where absolutely everyone and everything has a beak.
( -) Where would we be without laughter?
( ÉE) I don't know! Germany?!
( ) Delicious beer and a superbly disciplined police force!
( -) a werld wher coract speling n grammer iz a sine off poore brieding
( ) teH internertz haz epicer meeems
( -) A world this is ruled only by pegasisters and bronies.
>>134
( ) Secret resistance groups in the vein of Galileo create anime with greater quality because it is illegal.
( -) A world where Linux and Plan 9 are proprietary software.
( ) Structurally reinforced homes are at a premium as a result of the intense materials innovation necessary to keep them from corroding under the acidic rains. Open-air roads and public spaces are a thing of the barbaric past, replaced by tunnel systems and giant domes which enforce the security of staying protected from dangerous urine showers. NEETs aren't stigmatized for their desire to stay home all day - they're actually respected as cautious individuals who weigh the risks of venturing outdoors with the benefits of ensuring survival indoors.
( -) A world where toilets are chronically broken.
( ) My name is Microsoft Sam, and have a diarrhea infested toilet. My ROFLcopter goes SOISOISOI, and enjoy the universe.
( -) A world where everybody sounds exactly like a TTS voice.
( ) I can't reply right now, I'm busy being dead in space.
( -) A universe where space isn't deadly.
( ) Threads are impossible to derail!
( -) A world where technology never advanced beyond the medieval ages.
( ) Swordfighting and jousting are way better than any sport you people in your technologically advanced world play!
( -) A world where everything is France.
( ) You can eat kimchi anytime you want to! Also, since everybody has been exposed to it, all kimchi smells good!
i@MnLjA world that operates by the ideals of Chairman Mao!
( ) Espeon got crushed! I kid, I kid.
( -) A world where everything is taken at face value.
( ) No more sarcastic jerks!
( -) A world that really isn't a world at all.
( ) It's a virtual world, so hack the simulation and make your dreams come true!
( -) A world where the only literature is by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
( ) Meet drill instructor Mari Tan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgGUEnMZrg
( -) It is the year 1984 in George Orwell's world
( ) You're not worried, because you love Big Brother.
( -) A world where worship of Zardoz is a real religion.
( ) Either having all the primal fun as Exterminator or enjoying your perfect society of immortal people.
( -) A world where an unfortunate chain of events led to catastrophes on every nuclear power plant in the world, mutual blame and nuclear war.
( ) ROAD WARRIOOOOR!!!
( -) A world where the Casio MT-40 is still the state of the art machine of synthesizers.
( ) I send people who hate Hatsune Miku to that universe. They never attempt to return to our universe!
( -) A world where 70% of the surface is oil.
( ) The world is no longer in danger of running out of oil!
( -) A world where 70% of the surface is oil, and is on fire.
( ) People really thoroughly appreciate that remaining 30%!
( -) A world where everyone has to wear business suits all the time everywhere.
( ) You get to make fun of the ones in poorly fitting suits
( -) A world of fear
( ) It is perfectly mainstream to use any drug to try to control the fear! Every was down a Xanax with a vodka shot with all of your friends and in public? Awesome!
( -) A world where everything you say has to be taken figuratively.
( ) Kadir. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh...
( -) A world where long-winded boustrophedon is the norm.
( ) Nobody can use big words just to pretend they are better than others. True intelligence is easier to see.
( -) What is it like in the universe where gold is the most common element?
( ) All precious metals and irrelevant objects of relative worth become meaningless, making immaterial creations such as mai waifu a fiat currency!
( -) A world where there is no such thing as 2D.
( ) As four dimensional beings awash in the fifth, the moe instance makes us kyaaaa!
( -) A world where playing the ukulele is mandatory.
( ) It gives everyone a foundation to start learning new instruments and musical techniques
( -) A world where all comic book heroes are not allowed to have magical or superhuman powers.
( ) They teach children and adults alike about hygiene, and benefits of studying and working hard, and courtesy and patience, and importance of keeping strong ties with your family and your friends.
( -) A world where communism won globally, but never achieved its idealistic goals.
( ) Everything is China!
( -) a world where human multiply like rabbits.
( ) People discover that everyone's a fucking perv at least secretly, and become less uptight.
( -) A world where we have the reproductive system of a bedbug.
( ) Because of how untidy smoking became, it is much less popular and thus less people die of lung cancer.
( -) A world where everyone has tourrettes syndrome.
( ) Fuck that shit!
( -) A world where everyone has gourmand syndrome.
( ) people stop cooking things in microwaves and go back to using them for weird science projects!
( -) A world where only the most well-accomplished people cheat.
( ) No cheaters in online games!
( -) A world with no indoor plumbing.