( ) Blue plaid boxers with the button on the front missing, which means my penis is always more or less just hanging out!
( ) I feel strangely attracted to this thread. I'm wearing olive drab hanes boxer underwear. I know today's selection is not that exciting, but ask me on a Sunday!! OHHH YEAH !
( ) What's underwear!?!?!?!? Is that like a mitten for your boobs?
( ) Black boxers with biohazard-signs on them.
( -) They were a present, okay?
I'm wearing white briefs... well, they were originally white, but now it's a miasma of various brown-gray-yellow colors. I think I need new underwear.
( -) People still wear underwear?
>but ask me on a Sunday!! OHHH YEAH !
Hell YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!
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Mine are red and white with steaks and bacon and broccoli and carrots. I get it it, meat and veg.
I'm wearing black boxer briefs. They're really annoying, because the tag is in the front, and so in the morning's brainfog, I sometimes put them on backwards.
( -) A boring grey, but noone seems to mind