(LƒÖM) Back in my day there were no captchas, threads could reach over 999, and people didn't need emergency mittens because they had enough sense not to lose the pair they were wearing. Yup, that's the DQN that I used to know.
(EÍE) SHUT UP GRANDPA!! GOD STOP MAKING A NEW THREAD FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO WHINE ABOUT.
( LƒÖM) I cherish all my threads, even the tiniest ones.
(EÍE) Grandpa, is "tiny thread" a euphemism for your penis?
(-A-)🔫( LƒÖM)
( LƒÖM) Eh, whatever.
( LƒÖM) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( LƒÖM) zzzzzzzz
-voot-
( EƒÖE) Hey Junior, tell Grandpa I got fired okay thanks!
-voot-
( LƒÖM) fnuh?
I AM DUMB
I EAT CUM