1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 16:53 [No]
I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.
2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 17:49 [No]
You've not hardly anything-com-pareable as reference.
3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 18:00 [No]
Whenever I have to vote I go for those less likely to win, so that when people say "Man I hate this government" or something, I can say "Don't blame me, I voted for such-and-such".
4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 18:55 [No]
Quothe the NEET: "What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?"
5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 21:01 [No]
>>3
This approach isnft quite so comfortable when your choice is between a neo-Nazi and a crook.
6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 21:28 [No]
UNESCO is is a specialized agency of the United Nations established on 16 November 1945, whose stated purpose is to contribute to peace and security by promoting international collaboration through education, science, and culture in order to further universal respect for justice, the rule of law, and the human rights and fundamental freedoms proclaimed in the UN Charter.
In practice, it is a front organization for Elitist Superstructure activities.
7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 21:45 [No]
8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 11:46 [No]
>>1 is a shoyning example of a true gentleman
9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 16:39 [No]
I wonder why sadge is considered rude on imageboards but not on BBS
10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 20:45 [No]
>>9 they are out of touch with the manners of the original Japanese boards. The couldnft even tell you who bun is.
11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 20:47 [No]
( EΦE) My bum has undergone mutation. bumution.
12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 00:23 [No]
What did the cow get when she won an award?
A standing bovation
13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 19:32 [No]
(OOO) Great news everyone! I found out that tomorrow I get to leave the orpha*nage!
14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:27 [No]
Epic fale bro
15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:26 [No]
The ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter! (Pi)
16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:31 [No]
I tickled a girl's gusseth last night
17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:40 [No]
I once had a koi, but I used it as koydment
18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 15:51 [No]
19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 19:01 [No]
I will <i>unerf</i> the troof!
20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 19:03 [No]
FUCK I FORGOT TO SWITCH TO HTML
Also, recheche, is that French?
21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 05:17 [No]
You want flied lice with that?
22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:30 [No]
If I could make DQN my wife, I would. Maybe
25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 13:37 [No]
26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 15:01 [No]
We're going to war! Hand me my sorord and shield.
27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 01:45 [No]
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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 23:35 [No]
>>27You have no
exuce for posting that.
29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 10:24 [No]
>>28
That just makes you look foleish.
30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 15:34 [No]
I deam this a moot point. Let's move on.
31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 20:02 [No]
Would you <i>ple</i> shut up?
32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 06:05 [No]
>>31It sounds like you need to relax. Try smoking a big fat
deub.
33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 06:56 [No]
>>32
inade to relax? inade TO RELAX!?!?!?!?!?
SCREW YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND I'LL BE THE ONE TO DECIDE WHETHER oh my you're right this is a nice deub
34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 21:02 [No]
You need to stop yelling at me,
>>33, or you will
roux the day.
35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 21:26 [No]
Sanders! What is that joyuff music I hear?
36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 00:06 [No]
It's from the soundtrack to Code Geax!
37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 06:22 [No]
I wanted to have a soda earlier, but when I opened the can all it did was unfizz.
38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 06:25 [No]
It rub spofotion on its skin!
39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 14:07 [No]
Lily Allen is attractive. Nawt!
Hahahahaha
40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 18:42 [No]
You guys need to learn to shair.
41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 23:44 [No]
I deir you to top this one.
42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 01:09 [No]
>>41I would, but I can't see the CAPTCHA
inage.
43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 03:01 [No]
The road to redemption is praiying easy
44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 17:14 [No]
This one gives me a bonere
45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 05:21 [No]
A bonere is solely about lust, but I am actually inove with this thread.
46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 05:22 [No]
Oh, good,
>>45 had to
chine in.
47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 12:15 [No]
And then >>46 came along to seall the deal.
48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:19 [No]
>>47 can I be in on the deill?
49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 05:10 [No]
>>48Maybe. Let's discuss it over a nice cup of
te.
50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 03:52 [No]
I am sad because Ronnie James deoss just died.
51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 03:54 [No]
>>50When do you think
lize Minelli will die?
52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 10:07 [No]
Curse those feathen posters in the other captcha threads. Who cares what the tripcode looks like?
53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 04:55 [No]
>>52I detect a certain
baiss in your post...
54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 06:34 [No]
>>53
You certainly have shown us your keen insight.
55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 07:38 [No]
>>54's post is quite
noutable, I think.
56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 21:59 [No]
I have a gudge over the inexplicable popularity of this thread series.
57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 14:36 [No]
>>55, you don have to get hostile about it.
58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 22:05 [No]
>>57
That's it, I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 23:43 [No]
CLONEPA AND BEADY-EYES SITTING IN A TREE
K-A-W-SS-I-N-G
60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 02:55 [No]
>>59
shem on you for saying such a thing!
61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 02:57 [No]
I wanted lulz but my captcha was unlull. ;_;
62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:59 [No]
I am carefully gageing these responses, awaiting the time at which I will interject.
63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 02:17 [No]
>>62You should not wait to interject, but rather
shoutt it from the rooftops.
64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 02:20 [No]
Perhaps
>>62 should shoutt it up hill and down
dale.
65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 02:21 [No]
Okay, this is three posts in a row, I'm going to quithe now. Sorry.
66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 04:18 [No]
This thread isn't gowng anywhere.
67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 20:28 [No]
>>66Maybe
we should put more effort into it.
68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 21:14 [No]
That seems like a scaiy thought, >>67
69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 21:28 [No]
Nonetheless we must move forward fearlessly, >>68. raw raw fight tha powah!
70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 03:49 [No]
queatch sounds like a dirty word.
71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 05:14 [No]
72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:37 [No]
[i]Thiyish[/i] thread is delish.
73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 02:07 [No]
It would be even more delicious with reice.
74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 04:01 [No]
Could you put that on a bun?
75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 22:20 [No]
76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 11:05 [No]
>>75like, totally deap,
brar...
77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 11:39 [No]
I feel so heinly right now.
78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 01:21 [No]
I have a profound sense of wowning at this thread.
79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:45 [No]
I have a very itchy rotchass, probably to lack of showering and a crazy party last night.
80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 02:40 [No]
Hark a marshall sound is heard
The march of soldiers fife and drumming
Eyes are start and hearts are stood
For bold recruits the brave are coming
Ribbons flaunting feathers gay
The sound and sights are surely thrilling
Dazzle village youths the day
Who're proud to take the shaxen Shilling
81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 17:01 [No]
Oh Dan deboy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:04 [No]
This tofu is bland; pass the soysh sauce.
83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:27 [No]
>>82To give the tofu more flavor, fry it up in a pepper and corn
starsh mixture.
84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:53 [No]
Why use tofu when there's *mack*erel?
85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 09:44 [No]
>>84Wicked idea! We could grill that up with some corn on the
cab!
86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 16:07 [No]
Anybody wanna do some meth ??
87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 04:08 [No]
>>86No
woy, man. That shit's fucked up.
88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 05:19 [No]
This thread is now for DQN Premium Members only. Please pay incash.
89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 05:00 [No]
I'M DQN
SON OF A BITCH PREMIUM MEMBER
VIPPER IS PIGOTION
DO YOU WANT COOL FREE RINGTONES?
DO YOU WANT QUALITY CONTENT?
VIPPER IS PIGOTION DISGUSTING
DADDYCOOL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING /news4vip/
90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 05:46 [No]
hurf hurf durf!
91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 08:16 [No]
Which Battle Royale character do you think ith the betht? I think it'th Chighuthe.
92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 22:22 [No]
>>91 is an inexperienced yout.
93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 22:23 [No]
>>92 wouldn't be so bitter if he had cex occasionally.
94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 00:35 [No]
why am i feeling this queissness.
95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 20:35 [No]
This thread is becoming a vost wasteland.
96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 22:19 [No]
97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 23:47 [No]
Cheer up, bro
98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:12 [No]
>>95 You seem a bit *unridge*d.
99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 05:44 [No]
I yelled 'chi!' and took the chuusou. I was now on the verge of completing a junchan.
100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 18:24 [No]
No nucking clue what's going on unnerneath the hood
101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 03:32 [No]
You guys are all fuckin' quir.
102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 19:42 [No]
>>101
I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT IN FUQIN MELE
103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 02:44 [No]
yo, sup dawg
104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 03:18 [No]
Is this even thrieghable?
105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 22:01 [No]
Ask Kauffment about it, he's the expert.
106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 22:44 [No]
Konata's so cute with her thaxoge.
107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 04:43 [No]
Shit, I need to reslag this whole thread now.
108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:50 [No]
I am posting this on my own numition.
109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 04:07 [No]
This dascution isn't very productive.
110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 04:23 [No]
Instead of merely complaining,
>>109, you should actively try to
mache it better.
111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 03:59 [No]
repast, its like a repeat but a lot more awesome!
112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 04:23 [No]
>>111, would you say that it is "off the
hiezzly"?
113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 20:05 [No]
>>112
It's sure to cause a cumution.
114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 22:26 [No]
Quade, start the reactor!
115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 22:29 [No]
This is the biggest dickive ever had!
116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:12 [No]
Then, opening their treasures, they offered him gifts, gold and frankincense and mer.
117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 05:10 [No]
118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 11:39 [No]
119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 15:05 [No]
>>118
That's pretty dougable.
120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 15:52 [No]
>>119 trust me, I'm in a vosition of authority
121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 21:09 [No]
122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 07:20 [No]
123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:12 [No]
The doctor was worried about my skinition.
124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 13:59 [No]
Treat your ho with respect and she'll treat you with respect.
125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:30 [No]
I may not have ki or chi, but ji runs strongly through me.
126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 06:06 [No]
Man, don't be such a touzz.
127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 19:09 [No]
128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 22:15 [No]
You must train additional [i]unitch[/i]
129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 09:07 [No]
130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 10:43 [No]
Suck on my big throbbing [i]cock[/i]
131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 11:37 [No]
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@@@ mQQ_T
@@@@( LΦ`) Ώ@< STEP CIVELY MEN, STEP CIVELY!!
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@@ ^ m⁁ Φ@
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132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 16:04 [No]
133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 20:41 [No]
Woy would you say such a thing, >>132?
135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 04:45 [No]
[i]here[/i] is a thoroughly uninteresting captcha.
136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:04 [No]
If you have questions about your invoss, please send an email to API-Billing@ebay.com
137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 12:40 [No]
I do not grasp /dqn/. Perhaps I need to lulk more.
139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 03:17 [No]
My favorite anime is Serial Experiments quain.
140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 19:47 [No]
Stop being such a kout potato.
141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 04:51 [No]
142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:52 [No]
This watered-down beer is dulition!
143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 20:15 [No]
Well, don't croy about it.
144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 05:02 [No]
Don't worry,
>>141; I've done that
thrise myself.
145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 11:23 [No]
I have no idea what this thread is about.
146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 19:31 [No]
>>138 I second that stamement.
147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 21:07 [No]
148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 23:57 [No]
The tone of this thread is becoming *inap*propriate, in my opinion.
149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 00:03 [No]
Dammit these coupons have already exired
150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 01:12 [No]
>>149
reing them anyway, maybe they won't notice.
151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 09:12 [No]
''Caw'' blimey, this thread'll be death of me, it will.
152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 08:49 [No]
>>151
You'll have to skaw it into duquition.
153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 23:52 [No]
154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 20:55 [No]
I hope this thread is stoping now. Otherwise I may have to fape it and remove all the gawlpness.
155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:32 [No]
156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 23:51 [No]
157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 14:21 [No]
And then the page starts loding.
158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 18:12 [No]
160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:30 [No]
161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:12 [No]
intiss thread, we input CAPTCHAs.
162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:18 [No]
I haven't got milk, but I've gotation
163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 14:50 [No]
Captain, it seems we have a biett of a problem.
164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 21:47 [No]
I wouldn't want to learn deutch, it doesn't seem like many people speak it.
165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:58 [No]
>>164
Please do, it would bring you much joyssment.
167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:19 [No]
Please sir, could you tend to me? The night is long, and yet I remain unblone.
168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 04:50 [No]
169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:10 [No]
I'm going to detire in about 20 years.
170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:13 [No]
This day went almost flawssly.
171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:44 [No]
I think my home brew is about to start femation.
172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 19:28 [No]
ding! im mr.saturn. zoooooom!
173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 11:15 [No]
I don't want to post my CAPTCHA in this thread, tho!
174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 11:35 [No]
>>173
I bet you do really!
175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 23:21 [No]
Earlier I thowrd something, but it did not unjick. It's not fengable that anything could rudge with such guthate.
176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 00:18 [No]
This sadition has gone to far!
177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:18 [No]
178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 16:17 [No]
Your bume looks big in that
179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 16:42 [No]
>>178, that was a very po response.
180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 17:21 [No]
181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 19:16 [No]
182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:28 [No]
I'm >>182 and what is this?
183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 07:00 [No]
There is absolutely no exscutch for continuing this abortion of a thread.
184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 19:38 [No]
now I am ashamed for my
WAKABAMARK FAILURE in
>>180.
185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 20:04 [No]
186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:08 [No]
I think we shud all try harder to be clever in this THREAD.
187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 18:34 [No]
YEAH <i>pomotion</i>S
(separate entry: <i>hatchment</>, which is an actual word, though I suppose most of you might have lived a long, full lifetime without coming across it)
188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 18:35 [No]
inhope I can do that correctly next time... orz
189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 09:29 [No]
nunness is not likely to be a useful measure of anything except how nunny a nun can be, but there it is if you ever need it.
190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 18:01 [No]
192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 20:39 [No]
"miton ga suki ja nai" is the logical megation of "miton ga suki".
193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 03:03 [No]
194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 17:48 [No]
>>192What a
fowll concept!
195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 19:45 [No]
>>194 I'll wear it poudly!
196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 22:49 [No]
It's awfully nice of our gevenment to keep the nation's best interests in mind by regulating the internet, further securing our feeble sensibilities against terrorists and pornographers.
197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 01:45 [No]
198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 16:52 [No]
Aye, lad, pour us a wee tidgeen of whisky afore we gae...
199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 17:51 [No]
There's cotchut in the pile of laundry.
200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 19:23 [No]
I shall raick my brains and attempt to create something clever.
201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 17:14 [No]
>>200I hope you succeed; cleverness is
reure around this place.
202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:11 [No]
My captcha is the and this is the best I could come up with.
203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:12 [No]
I like to injeche heroin now and then.
204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:48 [No]
No problem, I sogeive you.
206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 05:06 [No]
Please uncock that fleshlight.
207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:36 [No]
Guyth! Guyth! I have a telution for cancer!
208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 15:20 [No]
209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 22:12 [No]
Why would you want to? It's tasth thowlbable!
210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 00:08 [No]
That sure sounds like a thrut.
211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 01:58 [No]
I thought it tasted kind of branly, actually.
212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 18:21 [No]
I wish the cat wouldn't have shattog my laptop.
213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:18 [No]
Weatch weatch wants to weatch me eat *Weatch*ies?
214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 17:30 [No]
I love ketement when i'm on my own
215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 18:49 [No]
I'm <i>juzeing</i> for a snack.
216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 19:46 [No]
>>215 how about a klegume?
217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 19:56 [No]
Unay?
218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:04 [No]
I deem this thread to be closed.
219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:39 [No]
>>218 Certainly not, there is stilllll plenty of time for joy
220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:45 [No]
>>219
But yule has passed!
221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 04:49 [No]
>>220 I think now you're just being chobeish
222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 05:11 [No]
>>220
Even so, I have it recorded. It was highly tapeable
223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 05:25 [No]
When I get high I like to tape myself wawzzing about on guitar
224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 16:40 [No]
>>223Why don't you go shove a
coghive up your ass?
225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 17:23 [No]
>>224
I don't want to risk spurting seinen everywhere.
226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 17:35 [No]
>>225Relax, you just have to do it in the right
pusition
227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:11 [No]
228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:12 [No]
This thread has gotten rather tame.
229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:14 [No]
230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 01:00 [No]
>1 is just loning
231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 03:24 [No]
The thread's not done quite yet, but it was feeling a little dedish recently.
232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 12:57 [No]
>>231 Agreed, it was looking very [i]plale[/i]
233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 21:14 [No]
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are all standing in a <i>row</i>
234 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:59 [No]
Captcha is *jurere*. I think there was a japanese animation with the same name, wasn't there?
Well, I might as well *throw* my body onto the bed.
236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:04 [No]
>>235 That's not a bed, that's my sciss collection
237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 04:59 [No]
>>236 for the love of god, please tell me you nuzz yours. people who don't nuzz them might think they're saving or whatever, but it'll only cost them more in the long run.
238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 20:21 [No]
>>237 's fiance died for EXNIDE poisoning.
239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 14:01 [No]
someone tried that on >>238, but it didn't faze him
240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 16:10 [No]
>>239
Yes, he is very stoygh
241 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6371 20:11 [No]
One way to grief Table Cat is to make it sit on a shrawttable
242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 09:43 [No]
I hope my captcha isn't the death of this thread.
243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 12:34 [No]
>>242 It could be the death fo me, though.
244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 12:57 [No]
>>242,243
beitchable.
I don't know what to make of it.
245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 15:39 [No]
Oh just passing by, thought you guys can point me to the *tien*shinhan copypasta?
246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 16:44 [No]
247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 19:25 [No]
>>246
I think you just didn't understand the QUEFFETT of this thread.
248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 22:20 [No]
249 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 00:17 [No]
>>248 they are complete *nols*. They should get a job!
250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:14 [No]
251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:17 [No]
252 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 23:58 [No]
Typically charming and friendly mood of DQN got *queffuck*'ed recently.
253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 00:04 [No]
Are these captchas generated by some kind of bot ?
255 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 10:52 [No]
Mr. >>254, I insiss that you stop your malevolent practice of using "sage" to hide your fresh posts from our eyes.
257 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 15:45 [No]
>>256
If it was pashable to track new posts without old-skool manual scrolling and browsing then it would be.
258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 19:21 [No]
>>257
You could always subscribe to the RSS feed.
( E_E) ...
yetchly
( E_E) Thank you.
259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 23:37 [No]
260 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 00:28 [No]
>>258
I will make sure to include all these fancy new internet technologies into my studution schedule.
261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 01:31 [No]
frankly, >>255, I dinen think I was making any real contribution to the thread at the time. I still don.
262 Name: Vael : 1993-09-6383 03:29 [No]
Hey guys I'm new to DQN and I jus-
gack
Sorry, something in my throat. I'm going to leave now, thanks for having me.
263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 20:03 [No]
264 Name: Vael : 1993-09-6383 20:12 [No]
This might be a spowller but no one really contributes to anything, >>261. It's more of existential question.
I'm sure, one day you will feel that your contributions are the same as other people's. That day you will create your very own tripcode.
266 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 21:20 [No]
It's a triple sharfux when my beginner sign falls apart, I forget to remove sage while arguing about uselessness of it.
Everyone is going to laugh at me now...
267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 21:26 [No]
>>266
We already laugh at you very mush.
Also, your name is just a rectangle on all three of my computers.
268 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 21:41 [No]
>>267, obviously some of your settings require chainging. Try to install Symbola font from http://users.teilar.gr/~g1951d/
It's actually very advanced. It will let you use characters from the Emoticons block before any of those pesky kids on the Net learn how to do it.
Scream! 😱
269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 21:44 [No]
>>266 your name is a rectangle everywhere except here when you sage, sage again so i can settle my skubution
270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 23:25 [No]
>>268 you are a pesky kid on the Net, babess
stay with Shift_JIS and USENET in the year 1993 like the rest of us, you individualist
271 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6384 00:48 [No]
>>270
They already deofe'ing the art of ASCII. It's just so disgusting with all those dots used for spacing. This is why we should get the best out of these fancy Unicode blocks while they're fresh.
Living in Eternal September doesn't mean that we have to be outdated. I believe we should be THE FIRST. And Eternal September shall follow.
Oh, and don't get me started about USENET. I'm the only person who doesn't spam advertisements all over the dead newsgroups.
272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 04:42 [No]
>>271
SJIS is status quo! canadian phamracy buy phentermine viagra COOL FREE RINGTONES free download movies get hot sexyy prostitute bumsex bumsex bumsex
273 Name: 🔰!TyBTGwUHkk : 1993-09-6384 13:12 [No]
I'm ESpeoN and I ought to [I]diex[/I]
274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 13:49 [No]
>>273 thazz not how you do italics :(
275 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6384 14:54 [No]
"No, >>273, you are not. And your bee-bee code is so cute," espeon laughed out of a sheer joyffment and amusement.
276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:31 [No]
277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 03:51 [No]
I still wish kareable stopped asking for captchas.
278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:35 [No]
>>277 You're joking, right? You're such a jowsker.
279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:47 [No]
>>278
doed, not in the least. I post less often because of them.
280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 23:06 [No]
>>268
Amazing! I CAN SEE FOREVER 🔰
I just hope this isn't some clever sham.
281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 02:35 [No]
>>280 is old enough to know better but too yung to care.
282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:38 [No]
The Elitist Superstructure is getting a bit geffete. It may be time for another purge.
283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 16:22 [No]
>>282
Or possibly an *exod*us. Let's make our own superstructure, with blackjack and hookers!
284 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6397 11:08 [No]
>>280 I'm just trying to deshizz all those pretentious unicode-table-roaming kids on WWW.
285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 04:05 [No]
Hey waitress Rei, I want to order some cole slaw
286 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 20:48 [No]
>>285
...just remember that Rei's services are tipable.
287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 14:50 [No]
"You're the worst character ever, towyly".
288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 03:58 [No]
>>284 is not quute at all!
290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 21:43 [No]
( ί ί) Doe! A deer: a female deer!
( ί ί) Ray! A drop of golden sun!
( ί ί) Me! A name I call myself!
( ί ί) Far! A long long way to run!
( ί ί) Sew! A needle pulling thread!
( ί ί) La! A note to follow so!
( ί ί) ti! A drink with jam and bread!
( ί ί) That will bring us back to...
( ί ί) ...
( ί-ί) You're not really supposed to put jam and bread in your ti, but I won't tell anyone if you do.
291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:05 [No]
When future archaeologists unurf this thread, they, too, will be horrified at Espeon's conceit.
292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:06 [No]
Not the biezz! NOT THE BIEZZ!
293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 15:16 [No]
Cesh this nonsense immediately...
294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 21:03 [No]
You have to be kidge-ing me!
295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 23:43 [No]
bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it.
297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 11:16 [No]
Thread resurrection is a good excuse for sexive celebration.
298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 12:20 [No]
That was a vine post, >>297-kun.
299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 20:00 [No]
It's only 150 powyen for crying out loud.
300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 02:15 [No]
I'm so fucking loynly ( LD`)
301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 08:41 [No]
302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 08:48 [No]
I [i]woush[/i] everyone would just stop fighting ;_;
303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 08:53 [No]
>>302 exud from this thread you inept fool
304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 10:46 [No]
>>303 should try to be more niceish.
305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 20:12 [No]
306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 20:55 [No]
I have a lot of waix in my ears
307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 10:52 [No]
I think that being quir isn't all that bad.
308 Name: ΅[w!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 15:53 [No]
309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 23:29 [No]
>>308's butt is giving me a poner
310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 19:16 [No]
Ask and you shall redeive.
311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:22 [No]
And you can quoutt me on that.
312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 05:25 [No]
Sorry I don't cather to queers!
313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 10:42 [No]
>>312 should not be so dowr in DQN. We're all silly here!
314 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:06 [No]
So, the other day I took a bus. There was an ugly drunk girl who shouted, "HEY! FUCK MY VAG!" \ that was the moment when I learned the benefits of being gay.
315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 01:23 [No]
I'm glad to hear that >>314 got a boust to his pride.
316 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 23:51 [No]
317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 14:21 [No]
When I cum inside a girl I shout "golly gawsh!"
318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 15:14 [No]
The tenution is increasing in this thread.
319 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6430 23:00 [No]
AND THERE WAS... blut! blut! IT WAS EVERYWHERE! OH, THE HORROR ‼
320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 01:02 [No]
Imagine, blood in soup?! To be fair,I was eating genuine *Sceze*chuanese food.
321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 01:35 [No]
>>320
Let's be honest; you were eating shieten.
322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 01:38 [No]
I once put some of my blood in a bowl with weed and smoked it, it tasted pretty skowbing
323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 10:57 [No]
324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 11:00 [No]
>>323, in DQN we have nofeer of appearing silly!
325 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6431 13:54 [No]
I'd unlan myself from the world wide web if I wasn't silly!
326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 11:03 [No]
This is shutch a fascinating thread.
327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:53 [No]
328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 16:33 [No]
wow I am in awe of that response.
329 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6444 09:49 [No]
Do you know of any good new uname?
330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 11:27 [No]
yezz would be an amazing new uname.
331 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6450 12:52 [No]
The amount of quargness in it is too much for my refined tastes.
332 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6455 21:37 [No]
I, being the only tripcode user on this board, pose a threatchness to variety of its content.
333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:21 [No]
>>332 See when you started posting with your trip, you said you were only going to do it for a while. Is that while nearly over? I can't help but find your posts distasteful. And if you say you heard my rhymes, we're gonna have to fite cos I just made the muthafuckas up last night
334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 23:27 [No]
335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 03:12 [No]
>>332,
>>333, i have had enough, you will both
ceme after class.
336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 03:14 [No]
>>332, you have no
threatchness, you are merely loutish.
337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 08:08 [No]
plop plop fizz fizz
oh what a relife it is
338 Name: !X/rPSv9NWo : 1993-09-6456 10:25 [No]
Yes lets all use tripcodes.
339 Name: DSFA!!Lr1Oab/K : 1993-09-6456 15:16 [No]
Using tripcodes isn't bege or clever
340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 15:28 [No]
>>338Never!
@@ @ @ QQQQ.QQQQ @@ |
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ | @ @ @ @|@@ |
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ | @ @ @ @|@@ |
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ | ΘQΘ@|@@ |
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ |i@EΝEj |@@ |
@ @ @ @PPPP'PPPΎ@ Άή―
@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ Ώ@ @ |@@c
@@ @ @ QQQQ.QQQ|@ PΒ c
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ | @@ Ό@@@ Β©!X/rPSv9NWo@
@@@@@|@ @@Λήΐ°έ@i@@@@j
@@@@@|@ @ @ @ | @ @ @uPu.b@hHH
341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 17:36 [No]
When I play mmo's my favorite class is always the [i]rowg[/i]
343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 18:28 [No]
344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 18:33 [No]
Use WakabaMark, >>341! All you have to do is surround your captcha with a pair of asterisks. It's so taigh!
345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 18:55 [No]
WakabaMark is not a toy. Use responsibly.
346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 05:12 [No]
This thread is full of fale.
347 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6457 20:32 [No]
Exshiche me, >>333, it was hundreds of cold September days ago. I posted without my trip for awhile, but later took a long break from text boards. Now, I decided take a pride in my tripcode, like any responsible adult would do!
That, and I don't have much time to sit at Gikopoi, there are too many tabs I have to tend to.
348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:08 [No]
howrb you guys doing today?
349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:54 [No]
>>347
kole, I'll take pride in other things like gayness and whiteness, since that's what responsible adults do.
350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 05:51 [No]
>>349 is probably just ashamed of his mulkly skin
351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 09:04 [No]
bok choy tastes pretty nasty
352 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6458 09:27 [No]
Fun random fact about Russian language!
Ruby (as the one on espeon's forehead) is pronounced like rubeen.
354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 13:37 [No]
thoug you must admit, baby bok choy stirfried with garlic and oyster sauce can be tasty if it's very fresh.
355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6460 04:10 [No]
I shall bide my time until I get another interesting captcha.
356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6460 12:54 [No]
>>354 Oyster sauce is also an unfavorite of mine, so I treat it with cabution.
Is a captcha really necessary? :(
358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 16:25 [No]
>>357's question leaves me lawllen.
360 Name: Charlie Sheen : 1993-09-6463 03:01 [No]
This captcha helped me find the win inside of every moment.
361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 04:25 [No]
People who use "win" and "fail" like
>>360 did make my
soreness increase.
362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 05:38 [No]
jesus fuck this must be like the 30th time it's been gobution. the hell does that even sound like?
363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 06:37 [No]
>>362 a good blowjob
in return you should purdive
364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 17:07 [No]
Sherrif Tate says he's looking for a big injem.
365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 00:32 [No]
I hope your weasel is suitably weazzable
366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 02:39 [No]
367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 10:46 [No]
Damn it, now I'm covered in muck.
368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 01:15 [No]
>>367 will have to shower before he can go to the mall.
369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 13:15 [No]
>>368
... just incazz he gets ridiculed by the cleaner patrons.
370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 17:45 [No]
371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 17:27 [No]
Damn it, how many times do I have to tell you that my dildo is not for grupuze?
372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 20:55 [No]
373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6472 01:06 [No]
Come inside before you ketch your death out in that cold rain!
374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 19:01 [No]
>>373, you're too quackish to try to be a doctor.
375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 07:54 [No]
>>374
Too bad, I was going to inquire him about this pain in my jaw.
376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 10:01 [No]
>>373 at least it's not snow anymore, thanks to the spring
thaw.
377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 02:43 [No]
All these captchas are making me go insame.
378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 08:42 [No]
I vow to kill every last one of you.
379 Name: Ϊ€( x _ x ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6533 00:23 [No]
380 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6533 03:10 [No]
>>379
you ARE invited TO world2ch
feel the didotion~ ~
382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 23:08 [No]
\ Give me a hupe!
\ A hoop?
\ YES! A HU-PE!
383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 23:59 [No]
>>381
Your steickment is false.
384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 00:10 [No]
VICTORY
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Received 512 exep
To next level: 1816
Received 25 golds
You got a Leather Belt!
385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 00:18 [No]
You got befe with me? C'mon, let's go then!
386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 16:52 [No]
I'll quesh all who challenge me!
387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 19:26 [No]
Talon, Malon, and Ingode all live on Lon Lon Ranch.
388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 02:04 [No]
darth ich ihn einen buterbrot anbeiten?
389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 07:03 [No]
390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 11:05 [No]
391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 20:59 [No]
oh it's on like donkey cawng
ew
392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:27 [No]
Injecting DQN into my tearducts because I can't find a vien .
393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 18:25 [No]
We're all tsun deyere for DQN.
394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 20:24 [No]
This thread has become inex plicably strange, even for this place.
395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 23:18 [No]
Bite off more than you can chaw. Then chaw it.
396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 14:35 [No]
unete to be more l33t and less NEET.
397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 14:38 [No]
I can't seem to come up with a good one for pebution.
398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:45 [No]
>>397 needs to think some mo
399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 18:04 [No]
I lost my Ham Smash 'Em Up requipe
400 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 19:10 [No]
401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 10:39 [No]
Thank God, this thread is vafe from a terrible 400 GET.
402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 23:09 [No]
403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 23:52 [No]
404 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6550 14:25 [No]
405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 15:57 [No]
Well, don't make a mess >>404.
406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 22:42 [No]
Abandon all hope, yi who enter here.
407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 08:17 [No]
world2ch is back up Username Withheld 07/13/11(Wed)04:45 No. 469 ID: d3d694 [Reply]
world2ch.org
408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 22:53 [No]
Oh no, I've got chocolate sauce all over my thigh! Could you help lick it off?
409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 03:31 [No]
>>408 No, that would be
jaiy.
410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 08:17 [No]
I have a slinger, I need a reuck
411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 14:04 [No]
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@ mow
`(,_Ι
412 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6555 20:03 [No]
Give me a riff
And I'll give you the raff.
I'll tear you to pieces
And dig them all... up?
413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 19:29 [No]
I'm a bit concerned by the face my captcha is death.
415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 22:44 [No]
deolp: even dumber than "derp"
416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 16:05 [No]
I used to get penging with my friends sometimes three times a week but I haven't done much of anything for ages and I kinda miss it.
417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 13:10 [No]
God dammit, FYAD is so stupid. -_- They think they can come taunt me on my message board and score points against me as if I cared at all. Seriously, why do they put so much time into bothering me? OMG INTERNET!!!!!111 It's not like I've ever gone out of my way to hurt their feelings or something. I'd bother them on Aim but I want to rise above their level :3
418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 14:58 [No]
>>417
I would rate this post 6.5/10.
419 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6581 15:25 [No]
I hope that second redetion of >>417 is going to be more dynamic and intriguing.
420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 15:42 [No]
According to Google translate, boungen is Swedish for "nestling". Fascinating.
421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 04:11 [No]
The word exist does, in fact, exist.
422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 20:45 [No]
>>421
Well, that's dubious at best.
423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 01:21 [No]
The word sow, however, does not sow.
424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 21:27 [No]
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 22:37 [No]
Damn, Bugs, that was hawsh.
426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 01:00 [No]
I'm so dumb I couldn't get a GED
427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 14:20 [No]
I was able to fit the captcha in my gaping maw.
428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 16:11 [No]
The use of a dipation is unknown to mankind.
429 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6584 21:38 [No]
Astronaut 1, "We have to replace that joze."
430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 02:26 [No]
>>429
Mexican Astronaut 2 "Si senor."
431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 09:43 [No]
This compulsion to input captchas is a vice .
432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 12:23 [No]
As you can see, this tramp exhibits a high level of bumness.
433 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6586 13:33 [No]
COMPUTER, I COMMAND YOU! KILLALL HUMANS1
434 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6586 13:37 [No]
Bumish! I can't hold shift long enough to finish typing!
435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 07:55 [No]
I have not one, not two, but threpeness between my legs.
436 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6589 18:22 [No]
People hate Microsoft for making their life easier. For example, theirbing is a very cool search engine, you know!
437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 01:39 [No]
>>436 I used bing the other day because i couldn't be bothered logging out of google to search for the dodgy stuff i was after, but it was pretty shit. My opinion is
unchinged.
438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 01:27 [No]
>>436
I never liked Windows ce, or the iPhone for that matter, and so was very happy when Android devices began trickling steadily into the market.
439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 21:59 [No]
Duke deskem Forever is a game about chewing desks while eating bubblegum. Sadly, he is all out of gum.
440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 01:29 [No]
Don't be wasteful, reuze these things.
441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 05:16 [No]
442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 11:32 [No]
Damn, my feet are stuck in ceinment again.
443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:05 [No]
I will wate for you forever, DQN.
444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:51 [No]
>>442
It's spelled seinment, bub.
445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:06 [No]
I can't help but exade an aura of brilliance
446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:37 [No]
447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 20:35 [No]
I gazed into the gaping maw of an enderman and lived to tell the tale... you might not be so lucky.
448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:17 [No]
chagett: an abominable creature that is half chav and half faggot.
449 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6596 18:44 [No]
450 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6596 18:54 [No]
God dammit, I wanted to disappear for a while and then return with a bang. Frankly, posting >>449 was a bit lame.
451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 21:08 [No]
>>450 When you return it will more likely be a disappointed sigh than a bang. This post brought to you by pilleche. Taste the rainbow.
452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 10:55 [No]
You've got to calm down, deude
453 Name: ESPEON : 1993-09-6597 13:24 [No]
My name is ESPEON and I smell
454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 16:42 [No]
The Protoss nuxuss looks way more awesome than a command centre or hatchery, but not quite as badass as a lair or hive.
455 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 22:07 [No]
That new Deush Ex videogame lacks in continuity as a prequel. Why doesn't JC have health regeneration? But the most important is... why aren't JC's sunglasses built-in? Well, at least they don't turn everything into a brown rainbow.
Overall, you should reinstall original Deush Ex today.
456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:31 [No]
457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 00:31 [No]
The pouth of these days really need to learn how to shut their pouth.
458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 19:33 [No]
Is this the reale life?
Is this just fantasy?
459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 21:54 [No]
>>458
When I was young and foolish I'd say, "Yep!"
But now as much wiser and mature mean I'd give this a lot more thought. Yet, unfortunately, I'm too tired for that.
So, have mine exyep and walk away.
460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 22:42 [No]
>>459
Just say ye, you cunt.
461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 00:31 [No]
Have you heard skunition's new album? It's more of the same shitty fratboy 3rd wave ska-that-you-can't-really-skank-to poop
462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 04:37 [No]
463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 13:48 [No]
464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 15:03 [No]
I requize a sample to listen to before I can judge it.
465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 16:30 [No]
>>464
Don't bother, it's just the usual shitty rave music.
466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 22:09 [No]
Hahaha! >>465 thix 3rd wave ska is rave music! o lawdy
467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:02 [No]
468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:57 [No]
>>467 I can't respect anyone who doesn't yose music genre names correctly, I pity them
469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:02 [No]
theitch OH GOD theitch!111 It's horrible, make it stop! MAKE IT STOP
470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:03 [No]
quick! Do something already! AAAAGH
471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:04 [No]
You could easily just lein out of the way
472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:04 [No]
FUUUUUCK, give me this plier, hurry
473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 21:02 [No]
I don't think you'll manage to dethrudge THAT with a plier...
474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 17:00 [No]
Internet in the future is a big nipple-fucking tit.
475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 19:30 [No]
This thread is incredibly thull.
476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 19:38 [No]
I was thinking *exasc*ly the same thing, >>475.
477 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6606 21:16 [No]
478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 22:17 [No]
I tokk wike diff becuz somewun fukt up my teaff.
479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 05:59 [No]
Unene ne Unenene
U uUu uu u u
RABBIT!
480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 09:26 [No]
I say! What the chollick is going on in here?
481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 09:32 [No]
...spenser need a dispenser need a disPENSER NEED A DISPENSER NEED A DISPENSER woush NEED A DISPENSER NEED A DISPENSER NEED A dispenser need a dispenser need a...
482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 11:32 [No]
>>481
We all go through such a faze at times.
483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 16:48 [No]
Have you read "Le pettett prince"? I think it's the best book ever.
484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 18:56 [No]
What? Oh, sorry, I was just speissing out for a minute there...
485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 21:10 [No]
Calm down, now. No need to act rawshly.
486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 11:43 [No]
jesus christ a ligon get in the car
487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 19:27 [No]
So, a friend of mine is an actual hawcker. You ban me and he'll come crushing your server hardware!
488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 05:13 [No]
gizzen me a break, >>487. Your friend couldn't hawck his way out of an upper respiratory infection.
489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:03 [No]
[cetition needed]
490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 13:45 [No]
Eating lots of beans will increase your risk of farution .
491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:13 [No]
pugetion is the little-known art of getting pu using ion technology.
492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 21:38 [No]
Wheres my god damn fone?!
493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 14:44 [No]
I think my dog is defective; it keeps making a werf sound.
494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 16:15 [No]
"Furrowed brow" takes far too long to say. We should just shorten it to frow.
495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 17:17 [No]
By kazeing against bullets, you get bonus points.
496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 22:11 [No]
497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:10 [No]
This thread just got unyupe YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:17 [No]
>>497 was touched inappropriately by his uncell while still young. Explains a lot, really.
499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:46 [No]
How do I chat gals up anyway? I don't want to end up like Ice Wizard in Adventure Time.
500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 15:43 [No]
pi is probably the best captcha I've ever gotten, but nothing can beat the satisfaction of a 500GET.
501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:31 [No]
I was discussing a rather interesting problem with a friend. I was quite surprised by my captcha. Maimable. This word is the best description of our topic.
What is a maimability of a human being in general? What is a maimability of a certain person? What does it depend on?
I think that I just discovered a whole new field of science.
502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 23:03 [No]
Got a prablum? I've got a silotion.
503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 23:26 [No]
While it may be ever so tempting, please remember that my underpants are not wedgeable.
504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 17:09 [No]
hotcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 18:00 [No]
506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 20:43 [No]
I feel like I'm becoming the river Seine. I guess you could say I'm seining. At this rate I might go inseine!
508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 19:39 [No]
Ah, just look at the shape, the curvature, the way it sits so perfectly in one's hand... this banana has excellent banation.
509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 12:02 [No]
I like to use my iPad while iNude
510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:43 [No]
Omae wa mo shindeiru!
death
511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:59 [No]
512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 17:36 [No]
Hello I'm Dave and I sing songs of faith and duvotion
513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 14:39 [No]
If I ever start a Thai skydiving company I will definitely call it taidive.
514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:39 [No]
deaze captchas could be better.
515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:53 [No]
My life is entirely inime. I watch it on my iMac all day.
516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 20:03 [No]
What will I do withute DQN?
517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 21:38 [No]
This thread is still on the main pagh?
518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 21:48 [No]
I learn the art of the Dokyun Fist with the venerable master Po .
519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 16:50 [No]
oh please dehave you DQN kids, you!
520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 17:28 [No]
521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 17:39 [No]
522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 22:41 [No]
523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 04:33 [No]
524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 15:36 [No]
I put on my reobe and wizard hat.
525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 16:56 [No]
>>524 is the protagonist of a certain reoge I am playing right now.
526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 19:34 [No]
The people in this thread shud learn to spell properly, there's spelling mistakes everywhere!
527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 22:35 [No]
528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 10:41 [No]
So, there is that ninja guy living next door. One day a
delivery boy hit him in the face with a newspaper. Dude
went all, "hoyox! Right in the face!" Like an awesome
ninja style and everything!
529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 12:02 [No]
You can tunene a piano, but you can't tunene a fish! Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk
530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 12:52 [No]
I wonder what's causing all this mabotion.
531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:20 [No]
Is it okay to joke about Exeve Jobs yet?
532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:25 [No]
I need to go mow my lawn.
533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 23:41 [No]
So do you know any good vawtchable cartoons besides My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time?
534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 14:53 [No]
I want to lick chocolate sawzz off of >>408's thigh.
535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:08 [No]
What sound would be made by a life sized model of Gerald Jay Sussman being dropped into a vat of liquid cement? My vote goes to "quudge".
536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:09 [No]
Stop, thefe!
537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:13 [No]
I really need to go back on my deitt
538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:27 [No]
539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 11:46 [No]
I can't deell with the cleverness of this thread any more.
540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 20:37 [No]
Kids today are such sissies. Why can't they just go out and unsiss themselves?
541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 00:29 [No]
542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 10:10 [No]
When I read this thread I shout yeiy in my enthusiasm.
543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 12:12 [No]
544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 12:56 [No]
This text-based butterfly looks pretty nice!
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 16:57 [No]
I think I shit posted accidentally. gome, everyone-san.
546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 20:39 [No]
Sushi isn't just raw fish, you know. It can include a whole range of raw seafood!
547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 07:38 [No]
548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 20:59 [No]
549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 23:10 [No]
Wait, I have a quebition Are the olives on my shish kebab fresh or canned?
550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 23:48 [No]
shit.
that was actually the captcha.
551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 20:45 [No]
I like getting captchas which are actual words, but somehow the ones which are almost words are funnier.
552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 13:13 [No]
Unnole pointer exception is much worse.
553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 18:54 [No]
554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 20:57 [No]
My captcha felt the need to mention cocks.
555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 21:14 [No]
>>553-554
Eww, penises are disgusting. They make me go wuyuck!
556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 00:27 [No]
It's almost morning, but I'm stuck foping.
557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 12:07 [No]
Come to /dqn/ and post inrime
It's lots of fun, do it any time
558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 12:20 [No]
DQN will soon meet it's
559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 12:33 [No]
Oh yeah? It's more likely to meet my meat. And by meat I mean my junk.
560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 18:22 [No]
Schoolgirls have a tendency to exite me. In my pants.
561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 19:50 [No]
562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 20:40 [No]
But it says right there on the package, non fat yughurf.
563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:06 [No]
This thread used to be clever, but now it is lame
564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:12 [No]
Wait up, I need a mottment to catch my breath.
565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:20 [No]
The joy of cumming inside of things.
I can't believe that I'm actually getting words instead of the usual gibberish.
566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 22:39 [No]
The incredible taitness of this chamber is amazing.
567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 17:14 [No]
ttp://www.utahsysadmin.com/bot_perl.txt
$bothash = param('mybotblock_hidden');
568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 18:23 [No]
Beware of people already transformed by pigition!
569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 18:29 [No]
I copen my posts from a small forum which is unknown to the general audience but is full of original ideas.
570 Name: John Macramé : 1993-09-6648 08:53 [No]
I prefer _ream_ing to being _ream_ed.
571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 09:47 [No]
Oh, this sure is a [i]vaw[/i] meat.
572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 09:14 [No]
Some cheatter is into saging and illicit BBCodes.
573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 00:52 [No]
ketchui is the best game ever.
574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 07:40 [No]
We should host a DQN lan party!
575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 17:27 [No]
Exfruse me, may I pass through here ?
576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 22:00 [No]
Why don't you NEETs get a jowb ?
577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 18:04 [No]
>>576 No Im going to join the occupy vovement!
578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 19:00 [No]
unoze where it's at, >>577!
579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6654 04:50 [No]
I want to marry this thread and make it my wife.
580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6654 14:09 [No]
>>578 I certainly dont, but I am *excife*d for it!
581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 19:14 [No]
WO what a fascinating thread.
582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 22:00 [No]
>>581
Indeed. I shall remember it fonly.
583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 12:14 [No]
This is the most a muse ing thread in /DQN/ today.
584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 14:18 [No]
Bitches can't handle the tashness of my ass.
585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 15:07 [No]
I pity the fo who can't fit their captcha in their post.
586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 16:33 [No]
No, I'm not crying, it's all this vume that's getting in my eyes.
587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 03:59 [No]
588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 11:42 [No]
589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 13:01 [No]
Moux Onii-chan, asa da yo. Okite kudasai!
590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 13:19 [No]
My cheese is the most vucheable!
591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 17:26 [No]
I'm fine mother, stop frussing!
592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 19:03 [No]
It's time my friends, to exute our master plan.
593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 19:08 [No]
I am the most mieshable of human beings.
594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 19:10 [No]
595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 19:24 [No]
596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 22:15 [No]
Friends, I believe there is a little bit of dokyun inuss all.
597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 17:29 [No]
In order to produce babby, one must first jiss
598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 18:30 [No]
’πHΧι@@v
’ΙHΧι@@v
’deHΧι@@b
599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 18:51 [No]
Ein Stasser ist ein Bumboklaat
600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 18:56 [No]
Open the door,
Get on the floor,
Mow the lawn,
GET the 600.
601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 22:22 [No]
@@@@@@@@@^άR
@@@Όρρρi@OΦOjρ½
@@@@@@@@|@@@ / @@@@@@BUNE~
@@@@ @@@ i@Rm
@@@@@@@@ m>m@
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602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 04:22 [No]
Can we have more captchas like these plox
603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 05:32 [No]
quouth the Raven "Nevermore."
604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:09 [No]
Thou shalt skath thine skathboards.
605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 21:09 [No]
>>603
Reading that sent a chaill down my spine.
606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 05:20 [No]
607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 22:15 [No]
My deick is ruining me, but I won't ruin my deick.
608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 12:30 [No]
We need more clever material to resusk itate this thread.
609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 14:40 [No]
A more clever? All I have is kinda unbrill.
610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 17:03 [No]
si el gato veo yo uno vez mas...
611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 17:32 [No]
>>610 languages are fucking monsters--excise one error and two more take its place
yow
612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 00:56 [No]
This is quite a mediocre gett.
613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 15:23 [No]
>>612
It's still impressive enough to make me stiff.
614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 17:26 [No]
615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 23:22 [No]
Focus your ki to shoot energy beams from your hands.
616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 23:45 [No]
Si Señor, I swear it is true!
617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 16:02 [No]
Kitties like to chow on anything in sight.
618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 21:05 [No]
ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:09 [No]
Christmas is a jewish frud. Enjoy yourself complaining about a lack of money.
620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 16:00 [No]
621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 21:46 [No]
So, what new exoge should I play ?
622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 20:30 [No]
>>598Hey man, ’
niHΧι is totally correct.
623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 14:39 [No]
I just lost the gome! LOL!
624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 17:01 [No]
625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 17:23 [No]
Things may be inan here, >>624, but it's pretty gache to mention it.
626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 19:51 [No]
I hope I get an awesome toy for Christmas this year!
627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 23:04 [No]
I love migh waifu very much.
628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 11:10 [No]
Don't a noy us with bad posts, now.
629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 13:47 [No]
Hine-nui-te-pō (Great woman of night) is a goddess of night and death and the ruler of the underworld in Māori mythology. Fancy that.
630 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6689 23:40 [No]
Hopefully, Christmas will be mawstly merry for all of us.
631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 01:47 [No]
632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 03:35 [No]
wem will some new captchas be entered?
633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 16:57 [No]
I'll be shad if we don't see any.
634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 17:26 [No]
You can't spell "sex slove" without love!
635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 17:43 [No]
Son, you've got a way to fall.
636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 12:36 [No]
Just when I think there are no good captchas, pow! I get a surprise.
637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 12:20 [No]
638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:57 [No]
Cow farting harms the doxone layer.
639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 23:53 [No]
Yeah, I can see it's pretty well
flanged already, but just to be certain, could you
reflang it for me?
640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 05:32 [No]
641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 00:45 [No]
642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 14:46 [No]
643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 16:24 [No]
Shutter Island was a pretty awesome film.
644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 21:33 [No]
|@@^^@^
|^^@^«
@^P'''@«@ Here is a cherade for you.
@|@@@(-Q-)
@|@@@ U@U
@|@@@@UU
@|@@@@@@@ij
@|@@@@@@@R|V
PPPPPPPPPPPP
645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 21:45 [No]
I saw that fucking jock dating my girlfriend. I texted her, "WTF" and she replied, "beall". I don't know what she meant. Should I use every opportunity in my life? Did she mistyped "bye"? Heck, it's almost as confusing as why captcha began making sense all of a sudden.
646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:17 [No]
Oh, how I long to be under the moon, loli to issho.
647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:30 [No]
exthezz me but what the fuck are you doing.
648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 22:15 [No]
I'm a bey in the ottoman empire.
649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 08:38 [No]
I don't feel like making a long post.
650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 13:22 [No]
It's 650GET! rejuce , you!
651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 20:23 [No]
If I were a Korean woman of high social background I would totally wear a
gache.
652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 22:44 [No]
>>651 tried to thepe one by us, but there are no girls on the Internet. For that matter, the only Corean around here is Nida.
653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 23:45 [No]
I was wandering through the woods a few days ago, when something brightly coloured in the crook of one of the trees caught my eye. On closer inspection, it was a fairly large nest made out of twigs with a pile of mugs of varying sizes nestled in it. Yes, that's right; I had stumbled across a mughive.
654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 01:26 [No]
I am going to invade this board ΕQ\I
655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 08:31 [No]
I need to go mop the floor.
656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 11:19 [No]
657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 20:13 [No]
Debife is very tasty. Waiter, I require more hamburger sauce!
658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 03:59 [No]
I hope you are as *exigh*ted to receive your stolen goods as I am in sending them, >>446 in the demand thread! I'm going to the post office tomorrow to buy a stamp and send it.
659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 04:17 [No]
I'll be vise and deny my connections to the /dqn/ crime league.
660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:41 [No]
My catacombs in Minecraft feature a secret caick room, complete with secret caick.
661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:28 [No]
I'm nostalgic about my younger days when I was playing ro every day.
662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 21:02 [No]
You should read The Houses of the Kzinti, by one of my favorite authors, deaning.
663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 21:08 [No]
>>662
Yex, you're probably right.
664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 18:41 [No]
Doctors told me to reklax more often. I forgot to tell them that I sit on my bum all day long anyway.
665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 01:56 [No]
What, chicken for lunch again? No, I want something different today. I have this sudden craving for seafood. I want fiesh !
666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 04:59 [No]
I should really do something about my thoylping genitalia.
667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 10:54 [No]
>>28
I know this is a really late reply, but I had to wait for an exskuce to come up.
668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:20 [No]
I'll show you to my bedroom.... or would you like to sleep with me tonight, Espy? I- I'm fine with it if you are, really! I'd actually rather enjoy it.
669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 20:20 [No]
The character l has a high degree of yonness.
670 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6711 00:18 [No]
I'm going to cut my wrists in a bath of warm wine.
671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 00:24 [No]
I'm so skearable. I'm both scared and emotionally scarred.
672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 08:24 [No]
It sounds as if
>>666 has a bad case of
vajition.
673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 13:26 [No]
I went to a deude ranch...
674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 13:29 [No]
675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 17:22 [No]
"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill them all!"
676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 03:40 [No]
She bowed humbly before the pasture as the cows gave her a standing bovation.
677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 16:45 [No]
NGE is actually not as deepe as people think it is.
679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:17 [No]
I remember when I was ten years old. I had no friends and spent all my free time on the computer. Not much has changed since.
680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:53 [No]
People who know pi to more than five significant figures probably don't have very many friends.
681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 17:13 [No]
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:30 [No]
The best part of an egg is the yalk.
683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 19:44 [No]
My shopping bag isn't the fanciest, but it's toteable.
684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 19:54 [No]
685 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6718 20:41 [No]
Did you know that Happy Meals in Russia feature both Pokemon and My Little Pony in the same month? I'd say that McDonald's has suddenly become "millable" for internerds!
686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 18:32 [No]
I'm darth Espeon. I'll stab you in the eye with a light toothpick.
687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 18:38 [No]
>>686
Stab me instead, in both. A toothpick has two ends as a man has two eyes.
I wonder if my dedition to Espeon-chan scares her...
688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 20:17 [No]
The great vall of China is pretty impressive.
689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 21:30 [No]
liebing high and enjoying oneself!
690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 02:19 [No]
I have a feeling she's pawssive-aggressive. The world spins twice for some, but not for all.
691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 02:28 [No]
Anyone else remember that awesome imported electronic goods site that got shut down in '06? IT was dongsang, slilsang, dicksang or something...
692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 13:12 [No]
cow meat is delicious in a bun.
693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 14:42 [No]
Altoids are fine, but I like hawgment better because there's nothing better than minty bacon.
694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:37 [No]
695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 18:37 [No]
Brushing one's reeth is time consuming and produces no immediately observable benefit.
696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 19:43 [No]
I think shi is a great guy.
697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 20:55 [No]
My counselor advised me--oh sorry, brought me to the conclusion--that continuing to use the word nupile in sentences might be what's driving the girls away.
698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 00:23 [No]
This soda is too fizzly to be comfortably chughable.
699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 02:02 [No]
700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 11:15 [No]
Bow down before the glory of my 700 GET!
701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 13:51 [No]
>>700
I won't. Deell with it.
702 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6726 00:13 [No]
>>701
It's quite bruve of you to confront a person who claimed 700 GET itself!
703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 01:14 [No]
704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 17:45 [No]
705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:24 [No]
706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:25 [No]
>>705
Nothing much, I'm just trying to figure out this equation. Or should I say... fiquation!
707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:44 [No]
Can you readge over and grab me another Four Loko, >>706?
708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:46 [No]
>>707
More like, you reach over and grab mi a Four Loko!
709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:53 [No]
>>708
The last time I did, the bottle *spey*d me when I opened it. I think I'm cursed.
710 Name: The Colonel : 1993-09-6726 23:37 [No]
Now, Ifve noticed a tendency for this conversation to get rather silly. I insist that you stop this silliness this moment.
711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 00:40 [No]
One day, I shall have vengeance upon the jock.
712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 06:16 [No]
This kawgish feeling won't leave me.
713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 07:59 [No]
Today I threw some peanuts at some kids
in order to kick out their demon souls.
In return they peppered me with shells,
to oust my own bad feelings with the nuts.
Yet still a distant fear is lingering
That deep within, an oni, still asleep,
May yet awaken, ruining the dream
Of conquering one's self eternally.
714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 10:51 [No]
715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:20 [No]
Wow, this captcha is amazing.
716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:31 [No]
This is a negative solution, or should I say, norution
Alternatively, that's not nutrition, that's norution
717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 19:48 [No]
The Japanese really like their soy sauce.
718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 18:40 [No]
It's Adam and Eve, not Eve and Fageve!
719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 18:59 [No]
We should quet while we're ahead, I think.
720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:04 [No]
>>21I did click, and can confirm you did the right thing. It contains exactly what you would expect.
Although the Kokonoe Rin post was strangely arousing ...
721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:43 [No]
You're not fooling anyone, cheiffish . Go back to your LONGFISH OVERLORD thread.
722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 03:55 [No]
Pancakes just wouldn't be the same without syrup and bottore.
723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 10:06 [No]
724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 21:16 [No]
thizzuzz really painful...
725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 21:29 [No]
How long is the shelf life of the shelf?
726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:34 [No]
I really liked ``The Shawshank Redemption''.
727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:34 [No]
>>725
What a stupish question. You combine the shelf life ages of everything on it together.
728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 05:02 [No]
The power full Transformation of fruit to ham Burger (known as meatment to Leading experts) would not be Possible without Spiral Power ,The secret of Spiral Power was first witness by Great *Milfesh* in 1-:1466:]/;.1;525 \[.&$#5;Honest`Wgi:@3:DgwrLaw
729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 18:09 [No]
skofe all you want. but i think that love between a woman and a donkey is a beautiful thing
730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:50 [No]
731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 13:28 [No]
>>730
You don't fool me, you're no cow! It's quite obvious that you are in fact a scow.
732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 16:10 [No]
733 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6732 18:06 [No]
So, I heard that a poor oral hygiene causes teeth cawyness.
734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 20:37 [No]
I have never been pulled over for speading. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that I don't drive.
735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 08:04 [No]
I vow to replace swearing with NOOT-NOOT
736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 09:23 [No]
Even captcha knows I never had sex
737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 11:06 [No]
I'm not sure what this is that I found in the refrigerator, but it tastes somewhat meatish .
738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 11:09 [No]
So I said, "that's pretty messed up, guy ."
739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 13:33 [No]
"Defenestrate" is my favourite veirb.
740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 00:45 [No]
You defenestrated someone, then he faw down, go boom.
741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 13:31 [No]
Thow shalt not defenestrate people.
742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 13:50 [No]
I wud not go around defenestrating people if I were you.
743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 18:28 [No]
I'm going to commit autodefenestration.
744 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6735 06:19 [No]
Do you commit autodefenestration when you leave a single storey house through the window? Or is it reserved to cases where person gets hurt or killed?
745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 14:17 [No]
Megaupload got shut down because it was too shareish.
746 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6735 14:24 [No]
haw-haw
Look at >>743,744 blabbering like a couple of retards without ever posting their captchas.
747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 23:14 [No]
cigh Perhaps someone should defenestrate them.
748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 10:54 [No]
Yaw gotta stop throwing people out windows in this thread. Someone'll get hurt.
749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 12:09 [No]
Check yourself, before you reck yourself
750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 15:35 [No]
>>747
I would, but I'm simply too shiy to defenestrate anyone.
751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 15:57 [No]
I'm glad that my urine is so easily pissable.
752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 01:50 [No]
I wish I had a garden again.
753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:34 [No]
755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:44 [No]
God damn it, I forgot to put che in italics. This makes me feel so vexish!
756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:24 [No]
>>755
Then that should remind you to check in the future!
757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:41 [No]
I was feeling a little slarthly earlier, but now my GI tract is bieng just fine.
758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:59 [No]
I won't bother with what >>461-468 suggested; I'm not much of a raveer.
759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:16 [No]
Remember that shitposter hawmen? ME NEITHER
760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:52 [No]
Muhahaha! You've met your meatch now, Vegetarianism Man!
761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 01:41 [No]
wup , looks like it's time to go.
762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:48 [No]
Live life stozely and carefully, as not to make mistakes.
763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 08:01 [No]
764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 08:13 [No]
Sometimes it's best to leave things to fate.
766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:13 [No]
In my opinion, the best implement for consuming soup is a spune.
767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:18 [No]
Oh my gorbness, what is that!
768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 09:52 [No]
769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 22:29 [No]
Oh, dear. 4-ch has become infected with CHUD s
770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 22:33 [No]
The 2012 US presidential election proceedings are making me exhice
771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 03:01 [No]
Is anyone else here a SAoVQ rejuck
I wish I could be VIP but I just don't feel I have it in me
772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 05:39 [No]
I'm unsick of the internet! yea!
773 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6751 20:28 [No]
On the other hand, I wish there was a descam in BF3. It could be used to descam servers from wallhack and aimbot users.
774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 23:37 [No]
I had a dream in which I met Nietzsche, but he was actually a poorly programmed robot. He just kept repeating the phrase "iniche" over and over again.
775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:03 [No]
chutchone ! chutchone ! chutchone ! That is the sound of the Captcha Factory, hard at work. wwwww
776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:14 [No]
>>775
The thought of this glorious machine at work fills me with joy!
777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:15 [No]
Argh, damn typos! What I meant to say was that it fills me with goy.
778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 14:13 [No]
That >>777GET being stolen through such underhanded means fills me with a feeling of great jevation
779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:14 [No]
To quowtt >>401, "Thank God, this thread is vafe from a terrible 777 GET".
780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 02:52 [No]
781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 03:14 [No]
But I shall wotch it regardless.
782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:27 [No]
Low blood pressure isn't so bad.
783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:50 [No]
784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 18:30 [No]
My friend Jon possesses an unprecedented level of jonness.
785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 04:33 [No]
@@ @@Θ ΘQ__
@ @^(*ί[ί)@^_ < My captcha is *shi* and I was very amused.
@^|PΎΎP|_^
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@ @ PPPP
786 Name: Beady Eyes : 1993-09-6756 12:51 [No]
I believe this thread is ripe for derailment.
787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:15 [No]
>>786 Okay. How do you plan to celebrate
tet this year?
788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:07 [No]
I think that a derail takes more
droytness than
>>787 has.
789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 23:15 [No]
Too much brevity is the source of wi.
790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:16 [No]
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:51 [No]
This thread is not sublime so much as deplime, if you know what I mean.
792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:52 [No]
I prefer vi over nano. What of it?
793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:56 [No]
>>792 I can't say I'm vazeable by such assertions anymore.
794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:22 [No]
A duyen of topiary once told me, that one day he would like to grow a maze.
It seemed to me quite logical that this should be his wish,
And with that, we both went our separate ways.
795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 19:11 [No]
I've had unogh of the elections already.
796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 21:45 [No]
One deigh I hope to own a cute housemaid. A man can dream...
797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 22:21 [No]
Is your member too big? Increase the unsize of your penis today!
798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:29 [No]
>>797 But why would I want to do that to my [i]deick[/i]?
799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:43 [No]
>>798I
exmene you! Back to Shi
tchan with you!
800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:05 [No]
>>798
Get reall, kid; nobody wants a big penis these days. It's just inconvenient.
801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:32 [No]
Pe soup does not feature on my top ten list of soups and broths.
802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 18:01 [No]
Pe soup can suck my bick.
803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:08 [No]
804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:30 [No]
One of the German words for toilet is Klo, an abbreviation of "Wasserklosett". There are probably no more people alive who use the unabbreviated form.
805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:33 [No]
>>803 that was not a very nice thing to
do.
806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 14:08 [No]
>>805
Say that to my face, baitch!
807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:44 [No]
808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 16:36 [No]
809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 19:41 [No]
This exchange is about to reache a climax!
810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:26 [No]
811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:55 [No]
812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 15:47 [No]
Okay, time to chill out. No one needs to do anything rash.
813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 15:49 [No]
>>812
Funny you say that, because my sash gave me a rash.
814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:29 [No]
Know your place, you low-born lowt!
815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:58 [No]
>>814
I really detast you!
816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:02 [No]
817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:21 [No]
>>816
Go back where you came frome!
818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:10 [No]
As you wish, >>817, I shall retreat to my pieden. Mmmm, pie ...
819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:17 [No]
820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:24 [No]
This verifiquafition code is not very exciting.
821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:38 [No]
822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:20 [No]
>>821
I'm sure deathe isn't really that bad.
823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:53 [No]
Why so morbid, you two? I lebe for /dqn/!
824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:56 [No]
Everyone calm down and drink a cup of ti .
825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 03:20 [No]
>>38It rubs
dafotion on its skin!
826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 12:41 [No]
This thread never pegged me as something which would make me laugh so hard.
827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 18:39 [No]
I feel a sudden desire for a poche 'd egg.
828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 21:53 [No]
I wear decape, I make the fucking wooshy noises!
829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 10:55 [No]
hoo boy this is getting silly.
830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 17:56 [No]
How does one go about pretending to be a horse? Unay.
831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 19:23 [No]
Whenever I meet a polygon, I always make sure to say "helloshape". They don't tend to reply.
832 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6770 22:10 [No]
doyng! I wasted the evening for 1000th time straight!
833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 03:00 [No]
>>832
Install Slackware and learn how to use it! A feidable goal, to say the least.
834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 20:31 [No]
Dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN dun DUN DUN DUN dun!
Fuck yeah! Lute solo!
835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:57 [No]
We are currently experiencing a shetchage of understandable captchas.
836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 17:27 [No]
I won't post on DQN, no matter how much you poy me!
837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:15 [No]
Manipulation of fait isn't a particularly exciting ability compared with, for instance, immortality or control of nuclear fusion.
839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:45 [No]
Whoosh! I caist magic missile!
840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:36 [No]
flolfade and all that. But especially flolfade.
841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:41 [No]
Squamous and crugose was the abomination that crept towards us, flowing impossibly up the hillside in a riot of tentacles and hooves. "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" it screeched.
842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:03 [No]
I think I gave my dog too much food. If only I could unfede it.
843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 21:25 [No]
>>842's obese dog is laughing about how he pown 'd his owner.
844 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6776 23:42 [No]
845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 00:54 [No]
>>844
Dumb bitch, that's not a captcha. I've had inobe of your shit.
846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 01:13 [No]
rezz plz?
(preferably the kind that came with the vibrator)
847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 12:38 [No]
Parisian fashion designers have recently come up with a cross between a skirt and a scarf. They call it the skeirf.
848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 15:24 [No]
C- c- can I-I ask y-you a, a, a, quiquution?
849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 17:12 [No]
>>848
Shocking! The last time somebody talked to me with such insolence, I spat in their face!
850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:10 [No]
Stop this at once. Street pantomime performers may be annoying but that does not excuse violence against them. Remember, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 20:16 [No]
I beheld the television, and lo , it was waste and void. Sort of a vast wasteland, you might say.
852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 02:20 [No]
Time to debog this latest revision.
853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 07:08 [No]
>>852 do it belfore someone pulls it!
854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 11:24 [No]
Quick! I need to uncock this little girl!
855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 13:25 [No]
>>854 I am frawning upon your actions with little girls.
856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 17:08 [No]
>>855, I agree. >>854's behavior is most suttish .
857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 18:36 [No]
>>854
Thitch kind of shit is EXACTLY what I'm talking about, people
858 Name: >>854 : 1993-09-6779 12:39 [No]
Why does everybody hate mi?
859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:23 [No]
lo and behold, >>854 is as pencildicked as ever.
860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 19:44 [No]
>>858 Because you're reud !
861 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6779 23:19 [No]
Consumerism is a rather successful attempt by the Hebrews to debux the world.
862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 23:45 [No]
>>861 So now you're an anti-semite as well as a general wiener? Rawm a pokéball up your butt
863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 02:17 [No]
This could be a good thread. We shouldn't let it di .
864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 18:25 [No]
Shoot down that Rebel bolkell Runner!
865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 19:23 [No]
That guy may be annoying, but it was no reason to tell him to tuckoff.
866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 19:39 [No]
The retired banker was really just an exmiser.
867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:26 [No]
They made me choose between moe and ecchi. I chozzeche.
868 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6780 22:31 [No]
>>862
gesh, man! I was just joking. Kidding. Fooling around. Please don't report me to Mossad!
869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:33 [No]
>>868 No chance. You gonna get tased until you like it, bro.
870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 15:20 [No]
I'm currently listening to Dawn Chorus by Boards of Canada.
871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 17:04 [No]
If I tole you the truth, I don't think you'd believe me.
872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 19:48 [No]
>>870 I was listening to BoC earlier on my Shure earphones
873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:56 [No]
I rate the fafeness of this thread at 9/10.
874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 15:43 [No]
>>873 I can't belive you have the gunetion to give it that rating.
875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:27 [No]
>>874
I'd say it's on par with other 9/10 threads.
876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:38 [No]
Ever and unon he raised himself upon his elbow, casting an anxious glance over the plain. "Not yet! not yet!" he would despondingly utter to himself.
877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:54 [No]
I think thor is a pretty cool guy
878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 19:28 [No]
>>873-875
Frankly, I think you all need to do some resache into DQN thread fafeness ratings.
879 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6783 19:58 [No]
I propose a further lowssment of the rating.
880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 05:35 [No]
We are the knights who say ni
881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 09:58 [No]
It's quite warm out today, so I'll have to wear lite clothing.
882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 10:00 [No]
>>877
Admittedly, a hammer is way more awesome than a bo and arrow.
883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 13:51 [No]
Just a cogh in the machine, baby.
884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:00 [No]
Keeping up with these sorts of places has me busier than a one-armed paper henger these days.
885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:24 [No]
886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 21:00 [No]
I'm gonna bigh myself a cute skirt and pretend to be a little girl.
887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 21:11 [No]
>>877
If you're lucky, maybe he'll invite you to his place for a hot, steamy thorfutch.
888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:25 [No]
I have no problems with my jaquetion, but my pantsitude definitely leaves a lot to be desired.
889 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6784 22:38 [No]
>>887
I'd call this a fate
890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 08:16 [No]
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please ho--
[your phone's batteries die]
891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 10:42 [No]
Oi'll moike you poy for thois!
892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 10:50 [No]
>>891
Might I suggest chaning them to a lamp-post in a fairly remote area?
893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6785 23:02 [No]
Tatable
Japanese are great inventors.
In the past few centuries the land of Nippon had a growing influence from the West. However, people of this country were able to keep their traditions alive. This resulted in a strange fusion of different cultures.
One of the forms it had taken was a creation of a tatable which is a short table that has to be mounted on top of tatami. It usually has a built-in blanket and a heater which arguably puts it on the top of the list of the greatest inventions ever that make life better in northern regions.
894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 12:57 [No]
I wonder if I could pull off a tache...
895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 13:13 [No]
896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 17:50 [No]
thow shalt not covet thy neighbor's facial hair, or his ravens, or his porcupines, or his breakfast cereals, or his orangutans, or--
898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:51 [No]
899 Name: A heron : 1993-09-6787 11:03 [No]
I will fly into your kitchen tonight and reack havoc with your pots and pans.
900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 23:08 [No]
>>899
I'm going to put them low just in case.
901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 03:39 [No]
Why order a regular Fleshlight when you can have one of the delux models?
902 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6788 07:56 [No]
I was going to take a walk in the park, but clouds look rather rainly all day long.
903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 10:38 [No]
Why, this park is enormous! Or, as our friends from New York would say, it's yuge !
904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 14:50 [No]
905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 18:28 [No]
If you'll accompany me to the daining room, I shall serve you a slice of Fancy Hearing Cake.
906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 18:42 [No]
I refuse to shave until I've posted >>999 in this thread!
907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 20:15 [No]
I'm not entirely sure what the difference is between a book and a tome, apart from that a tome is older. I shall go ask wikipedia.
908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 00:35 [No]
If scientists are going to go to the trouble of genetically engineering a cross between dates and chives, you'd think they'd come up with a more creative name than just daitchive.
909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 11:35 [No]
I shan't play with you again until you've had a wash.
910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 14:16 [No]
Have you ever been punched in thidick? It isn't pleasant.
911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 15:22 [No]
> 854 just silontloy ponched me woght in my jow! fock!
912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 20:41 [No]
>>854 should cease these unjuss and unprovoked assaults on his fellow dokyuns.
913 Name: >>854 : 1993-09-6790 21:22 [No]
Stop throwing rowx at me! No, wait, these aren't rowx, they're insults.
914 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6790 22:37 [No]
>>854 claims that it's the Juce idea that makes him attack people
915 Name: Sakuya Izayoi : 1993-09-6791 11:27 [No]
Hurry up! I'm not maid of time!
916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 17:31 [No]
It is a common misconception that a big egg can only come from a bighen.
917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 18:54 [No]
All this chaffage is making my missiles useless!
918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 23:01 [No]
>>915If you were the Maid of Time, at least you'd be pretty
fem.
919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 10:59 [No]
By jove, is that a clue?!
920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 11:05 [No]
>>919
No, it's a grue. And it's here to pown you.
921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:15 [No]
922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:18 [No]
It could be woursh; it could be raining.
923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:38 [No]
I'm no good at spelling, but I CAN carry a tune, so I think I will become a musition.
924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:41 [No]
>>614Repeatedly, that's
how.
925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 01:27 [No]
Beware, my lord, lest the peasant uprisings resuge.
926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 02:20 [No]
Masotion, the best brand of lotion for painful masturbation!
927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 02:21 [No]
>>926That's what you do when you read a
shawxish doujin...
928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 14:26 [No]
And now for a terrible joke:
Why did the golfer have to change his socks?
Because he had a hole inwone.
929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 16:11 [No]
Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna barth.
930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 16:53 [No]
What's all this quumotion ?
931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 20:08 [No]
It's those damn furries. They're yiffing in public in the park again.
932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 20:41 [No]
Mah boy, this DINNER is what all true warriors strive for!
933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 22:16 [No]
I thum my nose at you, sir.
934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:08 [No]
I chearsh my family and friends.
935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:26 [No]
Sea guls eat stuff that's kind of gross.
936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:51 [No]
937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:32 [No]
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938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:45 [No]
Head southish, but not so far south that you start encountering KKK.
939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 02:38 [No]
>>938Hey! Of all the
menive known, the KKK are the kindest. Okay, strike that, it's actually the Wichita Seniors Club.
940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 03:01 [No]
This procedure requires that you be under heavy cedation.
941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 03:44 [No]
I wanna be an astrounot!
942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 07:21 [No]
What the fow do you think you're doing?!
This is DQN! You can't just post whatever you want here!
943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 16:56 [No]
Science knows of no safe way to unquack a duck
944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 04:24 [No]
>>937 reesh, man, watch where's you're going, you almost ran into me!
945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 04:49 [No]
Sepples is an awful language. Why don't you learn lawsp , the language of hackers?
946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 05:27 [No]
Mize well pick up thum boys frum cherch whahl yer owt.
947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:26 [No]
>>943
Oh yeah? In France, all ducks go "coin coin". Explin that if you can!
948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:44 [No]
>>947 it's simple: *thiy* are not ducks, but canards.
949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:52 [No]
My name is not China! I am Hong Melling!
950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 00:13 [No]
951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 01:03 [No]
Oh no, the fog! LADS, DEPLOY THE foghull!
952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 03:03 [No]
o/~
Blinded by the light...
Cut loose like a deuzz, another runner in the night!
o/~
953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 05:04 [No]
954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 06:32 [No]
broy don't you be shittin me now!
955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 09:10 [No]
I'm a lone wolf, you hear? I don't need no one but myself.
Looking for:
Cute femme to share quiet times with (B&W only thanks XD)
LonelyHunter404@gmail.com
956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 10:16 [No]
>>955
Email sent to your address.
957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 11:46 [No]
Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies!
958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 12:33 [No]
Say what you will about the DQN Short Novel, but it's certainly novely.
959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 21:11 [No]
I'm as drunk as the deigh is long.
960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 21:27 [No]
>>959
Give me some generic alcoholic beverage as well; I'm thirshiy.
961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 02:29 [No]
>>960Sorry, I just took a
vow of sobriety.
962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 10:43 [No]
My computer keeps giving me a nawll pointer exception. "ΚιΫ" it says.
963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 15:58 [No]
>>962
That's funny, I get a unull exception, is that the opposite?
964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 21:46 [No]
I would rethar get a useful error message than just "ΚιΫ".
965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:01 [No]
>>964
All I get is fim, which is even less than "ΚιΫ". At least it has the courtesy to tell me the program has ended, anyway.
966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:47 [No]
Okay, now what?
967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 03:07 [No]
The CAPTCHA is mocking me. My current problem, as well it knows, is a lack of income.
968 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-6799 07:53 [No]
Thoy shall not despair, >>967. For gold is but a false bourn.
969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 15:49 [No]
Hoy, hoy, I'm the boy, packin' 80 pounds of heavenly joy.
970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 20:06 [No]
Hot crozz buns are delicious. I should buy some.
971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 21:45 [No]
I know how you feel, >>967. My captcha just told me to get a job.
972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 22:26 [No]
>>971
Get yourself into some heated political debation and live off people's donations.
973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 11:09 [No]
Fow a ballagh! Out of the way, out of the way!
974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 21:43 [No]
Orin is my favourite catgirl.
975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 07:43 [No]
976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 08:27 [No]
Spare a koyn for a poor NEET?
977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 12:21 [No]
>>976
The check is in the post.
978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 18:05 [No]
Is post-cisely more precise than pre-cisely? Man, this will keep me up all night.
979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 11:30 [No]
A shadeish figure approaches. What do you do?
980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 11:55 [No]
The player earns more and better rewards for taking breaks, depending on the number and length of time between play sessions. Thus casual gamers are more powerful and better equipped than more serious and hardcore gamers
981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 11:56 [No]
>>980 that post *siskeped*d into the wrong thread, wubs
982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 14:03 [No]
My favourite brand of correction fluid is delex.
983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 19:04 [No]
When this thread reaches >>1000 I think I'll go on vuquation .
984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 22:22 [No]
I just had [i]thathing[/i], where did I put it?
985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 03:08 [No]
>>981
your inruition is wrong, that's not me.
986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 03:30 [No]
everybody's gone sairthing,
sairthing u.s.a.
987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 05:49 [No]
Soon it will be time to unthron this thread.
988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 06:44 [No]
<€MΝL> ke ke ke zerg rush
989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 07:06 [No]
990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 11:50 [No]
>>989 Nitori, have you been
spoying on me?
991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 12:21 [No]
I ♥ Margaret Cho but do not refer to her as "mai waifu" because she is not a fictional character.
992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 13:14 [No]
I naturally exud an aura of social awkwardness.
993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 19:32 [No]
You'd have to be crazy to think you can claim a 999GET!
994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 02:07 [No]
Yume Nikki was one hell of an experience.
995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:09 [No]
I drew a skoytch a few weeks ago which was literally so bad I set it on fire.
996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:55 [No]
Last night's movie made me soyll myself in terror.
997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:58 [No]
Hmm, what's good on the tele this afternoon?
998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 15:05 [No]
I bet >>999 will say something deape and profound.
999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:20 [No]
Who needs a friend who wakes you up every night to ask if you are asleep ?
