I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.
In order to produce babby, one must first jiss
箸を食べる = Wrong
箸に食べる = Wrong
箸de食べる = Correct
Ein Stasser ist ein Bumboklaat
Open the door,
Get on the floor,
Mow the lawn,
GET the 600.
Can we have more captchas like these plox
quouth the Raven "Nevermore."
Thou shalt skath thine skathboards.
kaw kaw motherfuckers
My deick is ruining me, but I won't ruin my deick.
We need more clever material to resusk itate this thread.
A more clever? All I have is kinda unbrill.
si el gato veo yo uno vez mas...
>>610 languages are fucking monsters--excise one error and two more take its place
yow
How did that happen?
Focus your ki to shoot energy beams from your hands.
Si Señor, I swear it is true!
Kitties like to chow on anything in sight.
ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a jewish frud. Enjoy yourself complaining about a lack of money.
I just lost the gome! LOL!
Things may be inan here, >>624, but it's pretty gache to mention it.
I hope I get an awesome toy for Christmas this year!
I love migh waifu very much.
Don't a noy us with bad posts, now.
Hine-nui-te-pō (Great woman of night) is a goddess of night and death and the ruler of the underworld in Māori mythology. Fancy that.
Hopefully, Christmas will be mawstly merry for all of us.
Joy to the world!
I'll be shad if we don't see any.
You can't spell "sex slove" without love!
Son, you've got a way to fall.
Just when I think there are no good captchas, pow! I get a surprise.
Cow farting harms the doxone layer.
Your mama is a ho.
bawzz to the wall
yipen is broken.
Shutter Island was a pretty awesome film.
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|// /┃
/ ̄''' ┃ Here is a cherade for you.
| (-_-)
| U U
| UU
| (○)
| ヽ|〃
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
I saw that fucking jock dating my girlfriend. I texted her, "WTF" and she replied, "beall". I don't know what she meant. Should I use every opportunity in my life? Did she mistyped "bye"? Heck, it's almost as confusing as why captcha began making sense all of a sudden.
Oh, how I long to be under the moon, loli to issho.
exthezz me but what the fuck are you doing.
I'm a bey in the ottoman empire.
It's 650GET! rejuce , you!
>>651 tried to thepe one by us, but there are no girls on the Internet. For that matter, the only Corean around here is Nida.
I was wandering through the woods a few days ago, when something brightly coloured in the crook of one of the trees caught my eye. On closer inspection, it was a fairly large nest made out of twigs with a pile of mugs of varying sizes nestled in it. Yes, that's right; I had stumbled across a mughive.
I need to go mop the floor.
tes test test
Debife is very tasty. Waiter, I require more hamburger sauce!
I hope you are as *exigh*ted to receive your stolen goods as I am in sending them, >>446 in the demand thread! I'm going to the post office tomorrow to buy a stamp and send it.
I'll be vise and deny my connections to the /dqn/ crime league.
My catacombs in Minecraft feature a secret caick room, complete with secret caick.
I'm nostalgic about my younger days when I was playing ro every day.
Doctors told me to reklax more often. I forgot to tell them that I sit on my bum all day long anyway.
What, chicken for lunch again? No, I want something different today. I have this sudden craving for seafood. I want fiesh !
I should really do something about my thoylping genitalia.
>>28
I know this is a really late reply, but I had to wait for an exskuce to come up.
I'll show you to my bedroom.... or would you like to sleep with me tonight, Espy? I- I'm fine with it if you are, really! I'd actually rather enjoy it.
The character 四 has a high degree of yonness.
I'm going to cut my wrists in a bath of warm wine.
I'm so skearable. I'm both scared and emotionally scarred.
I went to a deude ranch...
... to rent a stied.
"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill them all!"
She bowed humbly before the pasture as the cows gave her a standing bovation.
kuge has some quite pleasant meanings in Japanese.
http://jisho.org/words?jap=kuge&eng=&dict=edict
I remember when I was ten years old. I had no friends and spent all my free time on the computer. Not much has changed since.
People who know pi to more than five significant figures probably don't have very many friends.
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
The best part of an egg is the yalk.
My shopping bag isn't the fanciest, but it's toteable.
caw!
Did you know that Happy Meals in Russia feature both Pokemon and My Little Pony in the same month? I'd say that McDonald's has suddenly become "millable" for internerds!
I'm darth Espeon. I'll stab you in the eye with a light toothpick.
>>686
Stab me instead, in both. A toothpick has two ends as a man has two eyes.
I wonder if my dedition to Espeon-chan scares her...
The great vall of China is pretty impressive.
I have a feeling she's pawssive-aggressive. The world spins twice for some, but not for all.
Anyone else remember that awesome imported electronic goods site that got shut down in '06? IT was dongsang, slilsang, dicksang or something...
cow meat is delicious in a bun.
she was an espeon!
Brushing one's reeth is time consuming and produces no immediately observable benefit.
I think shi is a great guy.