I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.
It's 650GET! rejuce , you!
>>651 tried to thepe one by us, but there are no girls on the Internet. For that matter, the only Corean around here is Nida.
I was wandering through the woods a few days ago, when something brightly coloured in the crook of one of the trees caught my eye. On closer inspection, it was a fairly large nest made out of twigs with a pile of mugs of varying sizes nestled in it. Yes, that's right; I had stumbled across a mughive.
I need to go mop the floor.
tes test test
Debife is very tasty. Waiter, I require more hamburger sauce!
I hope you are as *exigh*ted to receive your stolen goods as I am in sending them, >>446 in the demand thread! I'm going to the post office tomorrow to buy a stamp and send it.
I'll be vise and deny my connections to the /dqn/ crime league.
My catacombs in Minecraft feature a secret caick room, complete with secret caick.
I'm nostalgic about my younger days when I was playing ro every day.
Doctors told me to reklax more often. I forgot to tell them that I sit on my bum all day long anyway.
What, chicken for lunch again? No, I want something different today. I have this sudden craving for seafood. I want fiesh !
I should really do something about my thoylping genitalia.
>>28
I know this is a really late reply, but I had to wait for an exskuce to come up.
I'll show you to my bedroom.... or would you like to sleep with me tonight, Espy? I- I'm fine with it if you are, really! I'd actually rather enjoy it.
The character 四 has a high degree of yonness.
I'm going to cut my wrists in a bath of warm wine.
I'm so skearable. I'm both scared and emotionally scarred.
I went to a deude ranch...
... to rent a stied.
"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill them all!"
She bowed humbly before the pasture as the cows gave her a standing bovation.
kuge has some quite pleasant meanings in Japanese.
http://jisho.org/words?jap=kuge&eng=&dict=edict
I remember when I was ten years old. I had no friends and spent all my free time on the computer. Not much has changed since.
People who know pi to more than five significant figures probably don't have very many friends.
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
The best part of an egg is the yalk.
My shopping bag isn't the fanciest, but it's toteable.
caw!
Did you know that Happy Meals in Russia feature both Pokemon and My Little Pony in the same month? I'd say that McDonald's has suddenly become "millable" for internerds!
I'm darth Espeon. I'll stab you in the eye with a light toothpick.
>>686
Stab me instead, in both. A toothpick has two ends as a man has two eyes.
I wonder if my dedition to Espeon-chan scares her...
The great vall of China is pretty impressive.
I have a feeling she's pawssive-aggressive. The world spins twice for some, but not for all.
Anyone else remember that awesome imported electronic goods site that got shut down in '06? IT was dongsang, slilsang, dicksang or something...
cow meat is delicious in a bun.
she was an espeon!
Brushing one's reeth is time consuming and produces no immediately observable benefit.
I think shi is a great guy.
My counselor advised me--oh sorry, brought me to the conclusion--that continuing to use the word nupile in sentences might be what's driving the girls away.
This soda is too fizzly to be comfortably chughable.
Bow down before the glory of my 700 GET!
>>701
It's quite bruve of you to confront a person who claimed 700 GET itself!
naw it weren't nuthin.
I'm in reove!
sup yo
>>705
Nothing much, I'm just trying to figure out this equation. Or should I say... fiquation!
>>708
The last time I did, the bottle *spey*d me when I opened it. I think I'm cursed.
Now, I’ve noticed a tendency for this conversation to get rather silly. I insist that you stop this silliness this moment.
This kawgish feeling won't leave me.
Today I threw some peanuts at some kids
in order to kick out their demon souls.
In return they peppered me with shells,
to oust my own bad feelings with the nuts.
Yet still a distant fear is lingering
That deep within, an oni, still asleep,
May yet awaken, ruining the dream
Of conquering one's self eternally.
This is an odd meme .
Wow, this captcha is amazing.
This is a negative solution, or should I say, norution
Alternatively, that's not nutrition, that's norution
The Japanese really like their soy sauce.
It's Adam and Eve, not Eve and Fageve!
We should quet while we're ahead, I think.
You're not fooling anyone, cheiffish . Go back to your LONGFISH OVERLORD thread.
Pancakes just wouldn't be the same without syrup and bottore.
jowg ! I bit my tongue!
thizzuzz really painful...
How long is the shelf life of the shelf?
>>725
What a stupish question. You combine the shelf life ages of everything on it together.
skofe all you want. but i think that love between a woman and a donkey is a beautiful thing
Moo, I'm a cow .
>>730
You don't fool me, you're no cow! It's quite obvious that you are in fact a scow.
That's so fetchly!
So, I heard that a poor oral hygiene causes teeth cawyness.
I have never been pulled over for speading. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that I don't drive.
I vow to replace swearing with NOOT-NOOT
Even captcha knows I never had sex
I'm not sure what this is that I found in the refrigerator, but it tastes somewhat meatish .
So I said, "that's pretty messed up, guy ."
"Defenestrate" is my favourite veirb.
You defenestrated someone, then he faw down, go boom.
Thow shalt not defenestrate people.
I wud not go around defenestrating people if I were you.
I'm going to commit autodefenestration.
Do you commit autodefenestration when you leave a single storey house through the window? Or is it reserved to cases where person gets hurt or killed?
haw-haw
Look at >>743,744 blabbering like a couple of retards without ever posting their captchas.
cigh Perhaps someone should defenestrate them.
Yaw gotta stop throwing people out windows in this thread. Someone'll get hurt.
Check yourself, before you reck yourself