I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.
shi lol
The spece must flow!
I will fly into your kitchen tonight and reack havoc with your pots and pans.
Why order a regular Fleshlight when you can have one of the delux models?
I was going to take a walk in the park, but clouds look rather rainly all day long.
Why, this park is enormous! Or, as our friends from New York would say, it's yuge !
Initt , though?
If you'll accompany me to the daining room, I shall serve you a slice of Fancy Hearing Cake.
I'm not entirely sure what the difference is between a book and a tome, apart from that a tome is older. I shall go ask wikipedia.
If scientists are going to go to the trouble of genetically engineering a cross between dates and chives, you'd think they'd come up with a more creative name than just daitchive.
I shan't play with you again until you've had a wash.
Have you ever been punched in thidick? It isn't pleasant.
> 854 just silontloy ponched me woght in my jow! fock!
>>854 should cease these unjuss and unprovoked assaults on his fellow dokyuns.
Stop throwing rowx at me! No, wait, these aren't rowx, they're insults.
>>854 claims that it's the Juce idea that makes him attack people
Hurry up! I'm not maid of time!
It is a common misconception that a big egg can only come from a bighen.
All this chaffage is making my missiles useless!
By jove, is that a clue?!
I'M A MIGHTY ORC! wagh!!
It could be woursh; it could be raining.
Beware, my lord, lest the peasant uprisings resuge.
Masotion, the best brand of lotion for painful masturbation!
And now for a terrible joke:
Why did the golfer have to change his socks?
Because he had a hole inwone.
Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna barth.
What's all this quumotion ?
It's those damn furries. They're yiffing in public in the park again.
Mah boy, this DINNER is what all true warriors strive for!
I thum my nose at you, sir.
Sea guls eat stuff that's kind of gross.
and how!
Head southish, but not so far south that you start encountering KKK.
This procedure requires that you be under heavy cedation.
What the fow do you think you're doing?!
This is DQN! You can't just post whatever you want here!
Science knows of no safe way to unquack a duck
>>937 reesh, man, watch where's you're going, you almost ran into me!
Sepples is an awful language. Why don't you learn lawsp , the language of hackers?
Mize well pick up thum boys frum cherch whahl yer owt.
>>943
Oh yeah? In France, all ducks go "coin coin". Explin that if you can!
My name is not China! I am Hong Melling!
I'm gone
Oh no, the fog! LADS, DEPLOY THE foghull!
broy don't you be shittin me now!
I'm a lone wolf, you hear? I don't need no one but myself.
Looking for:
Cute femme to share quiet times with (B&W only thanks XD)
LonelyHunter404@gmail.com
Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies!
Say what you will about the DQN Short Novel, but it's certainly novely.
>>959
Give me some generic alcoholic beverage as well; I'm thirshiy.
My computer keeps giving me a nawll pointer exception. "ぬるぽ" it says.
>>962
That's funny, I get a unull exception, is that the opposite?
>>964
All I get is fim, which is even less than "ぬるぽ". At least it has the courtesy to tell me the program has ended, anyway.
Thoy shall not despair, >>967. For gold is but a false bourn.
Hoy, hoy, I'm the boy, packin' 80 pounds of heavenly joy.
Hot crozz buns are delicious. I should buy some.
I know how you feel, >>967. My captcha just told me to get a job.
>>971
Get yourself into some heated political debation and live off people's donations.
Fow a ballagh! Out of the way, out of the way!
got DQN?
Is post-cisely more precise than pre-cisely? Man, this will keep me up all night.
A shadeish figure approaches. What do you do?
The player earns more and better rewards for taking breaks, depending on the number and length of time between play sessions. Thus casual gamers are more powerful and better equipped than more serious and hardcore gamers
My favourite brand of correction fluid is delex.
When this thread reaches >>1000 I think I'll go on vuquation .
I just had [i]thathing[/i], where did I put it?
everybody's gone sairthing,
sairthing u.s.a.
<丶｀∀´> ke ke ke zerg rush
Ge ge, a human!?
I ♥ Margaret Cho but do not refer to her as "mai waifu" because she is not a fictional character.
I naturally exud an aura of social awkwardness.
You'd have to be crazy to think you can claim a 999GET!
Yume Nikki was one hell of an experience.
I drew a skoytch a few weeks ago which was literally so bad I set it on fire.
Last night's movie made me soyll myself in terror.