( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) Your last stupid thread was http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567
( ・-・) But it will be at http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567 if I have my way.
( ・ω・) You're very helpful. You're my best friend!
( ・ω・) That last thread was a whirlwind of fun and good times. I'm sure this one will be even better!
( ・-・) Don’t mention it.
( ・-・) Seriously. Don’t you ever fucking mention it.
( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
The much anticipated third season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) How did your last show end, anyway? My cable cut off just as you dropped that meat thing you were holding.
( ・ω・) So you DO watch it!
( ・-・) Of course, what else is there to do now that Grandpa is a living dead who doesn't need pills no more?
( ・-・) Face it, your show is only watched by unemployed.
( ・ω・) What? Children are unemployed!?
( ・ω・) I must petition for the repeal of child labor laws!
(・∀・) I don't like the sound of this.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I wanna get paid less for doing the same job!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I wanna file all day long!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dental Plan!!!
（ ´_⊃｀）Sorry, we had to cut that last year. Bad economy and all
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coffee Machine!!!
( ・ω・) But no coffee for children. It'll stunt your growth!
( ﾟω॰) Hewwo ebwyone! I'm tardpa cuz Gwampa put cafinne (sp?) in my cwoning bat
( ´ω`) No... I'm pretty sure that even with the endless, unexplored depths of my senility, I'd remember if I did something like that.
( ・-・) Fuckhead street dealer told me it was cyanide.
（ ´_⊃｀）New guy, go get me some lunch. I want a chicken chef salad, hold the cheese, hold the dressing, extra croutons, and a high-protein peach-mango energy drink. Get to it
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Burger and fries coming up!
（ ´_⊃｀）....
（ ´_⊃｀） Yes.
( ・ω・) Tonight's show will be a rerun. I'm spending the night with my family.
( ´ω`) The hell you are!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Tune in tonight for a very special Everybody Loves Clonepa!
( ・-・) ...mindless drones
( ・ω・) Good morning everyone
（ ´_⊃｀）Clonepa, you're fired
| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) Clonepa, I'm afraid I have bad news...
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
( ・ω・) Am I pregnant?
| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) No, that's the good news.
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You have AIDS!
( ・-・) You're a funny kid, Mittens; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes, best known for his role on
Everybody Loves Clonepa, was found dead in an alley in
Cabrini Green. His mouth was stuffed full of colorful mi-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・ω・) The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!
|´ω`) Oh hey, I'm gonna be smoking a few boxes of cigars on Friday.
|´ω`) ...have the lungs ready by then.
|彡
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|ω`) oh... and the spare testicles.
( ・ω・) ........... ha ha ha.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't tell Beady Eyes, but I got Rei to put paint thinner in his drinks.
( ・ω・) See that kids? If you want your parents to love you, put paint thinner in their drinks!
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i They will never understand the world like you and I do, Clonepa.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ Join me, and together we can rule the Superstructure!
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)つ旦 I’ll drink to that! glug glug glug
( ・ω・) Ahhhh... smack smack
( -ω-) mmmm... my second most favorite brand of glue....
( ・ω・) But my very least favorite brand of paint thinner! Ew!
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i Sorry, we ran out of the good stuff.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i I was running commercials?
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
|´ω`) Rei must never know that I’ve been running ridiculously long takes of my butt as ads for her diner!
|彡 hoo HAAA
( ・-・) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MISSING AN ASS
( ・-・) AND CLONEPA WILL NOT HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU
( ・ω・) You want to use my butt as a replacement for yours? That's sad.
( ・ω・) I have no butt. Have you forgot that, Grandpa?
( ・ω・) Pills are nowhere near as cool as smoking, kids.
( ´ω`) I remember when ladies would set their hot, fresh-baked pills out on the windowsill to cool down, and young men would often steal them to cure their ravenous cravings.
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Together, we stand tall!
five minutes earlier
( ・-・) Alright, I’m gonna kill whoever slipped me a mickey. I’ll bet it was you, Clonepa.
( ・-・) Clonepa, tell me which one of you did it and I will let the rest of you live.
five minutes later
( ・-・) WHY DO I KEEP SETTING MYSELF UP FOR THESE THINGS
( ・ω・) Remember that cartoon where Mickey Mouse slipped on one of Goofy's turds and sailed all over town on it, knocking stuff over? That was pretty funny.
( ・ω・) No wait, that was Beady Eyes last week.
( ・ω・) He could really use a vaquation.
Who is Obama and how has he got such power over the Federal Government?
I don't think our President Clinton would bother bankrupting our Government when there's Iraqi stuff to blow up with expensive Cruise Missiles!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I LIKE YELLING ABOUT MITTENS
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
Did someone say mittens?
( ・ω・) DHL just came by and dropped off a case full of prosthetic butts.
( ・ω・) I wonder why...
Meanwhile, back at the lab...
-plortch-
,,..,,,, ,,..,,,, Hello! My name
/ ． ヽ ,,..,,,, ./ ・ω・ ヽ is Clonepa!
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. ゝ､,＿_ノ l ε ． ! . ゝ､,＿_,,ノ
⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃 ⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽゝ､,＿_,,ノ⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃
( ´ω`) Ah yes, my new experimental Blobpa.
( ´ω`) He's actually made out of C4. If you poke him in the right place with a stick he'll explode.
( ´ω`) oh god not the fire alarm again
( ・ω・) Your experiment worked! I'm so happy for you!
( ・ω・) Too bad my bestext friend blew up, though.
（ ） ))
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(⌒(（⌒)） ）） ,
（⌒（ ⌒ ） ⌒ ）
（ (（ ⌒ ）） ）
（ ⌒( ・-・)）） YOU COULD TRY TO HELP ME YOU KNOW!!!!
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(⌒(（⌒)） ）） ,
（⌒（ ⌒ ） ⌒ ）
（ (（ ⌒ ）） ）
（ ⌒( ・-・)）） DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH--
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从;;;;;:: 人 ；ﾉ;从;;;;;从人￣|
OH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD MY SKIN IS COMING OFF
I wub you, bubby!
FUCK FUCK FUCK GET OFF ME YOU FUCK--AGHHHHHHH
( ・ω・) So I had myself specially injected with cancerous cells, and guess what? It worked!
( ・-・) You dumbfuck, that wasn’t you. That was a narcotic painkiller they injected me with in the burn ward. Stop making shit up.
( ・ω・) It's not cancer? What are these lumps all over me then?
( ・ω・) When do I get to smoke some medicinal marijuana for this cancer? Will those lumps ever get so big that I can't get through the front door of the weed store?
( ・ω・) I have opened PILLS!
( ・-・) MY SYSTEMIC SHITDOWN™ BENZOS! YOU FUCKER!!! I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
( ・ω・) That would explain the pile of my guts on the ground, yes. I sort of shoved them out of the way.
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME ( ・-}・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・}・ω・)
(}・ω・)
( ・ω・) I feel strange.
( ・ω・) Like I can do anything... but I want to do nothing.
( ・ω・) I have this urge to mess up someone else's story for some reason.
( ・ω・) But I won't. That would be mean.
∩ ∩
( ・ω・) On the other hand, it'd be fun to ruin someone else's good time.
( ・ω・) ...I have to poop. But I don't have a butt.
( ・ω・) I have no butt and I must poop!
( ・ω・) That was a Harlan Ellison reference, kids!
( ・ω・) He writes a lot of Star Wars books!
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ I don't like the new clonepa... Yet!
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-eady Eyes is missing. Again, for anyone who might
even remotely care, annoying comic foil Beady Eyes is-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) Phew! That was a narrow escape.
( ・-・) I'm not going to tell you how I did it, so don't ask.
( ・ω・) ...who are you again?
( ・-・) I'm going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up now.
( ・ω・) okay.
( ・-・)
( ・ω・) alright
( ・ω・) you win.
|∧_∧
| ~ω~) めるぽ
||と ノ
( ・ω・) I'm best friends with u ♪
( ・-・) SHUT THE FUCK UP
|∧_∧
| ˃ ω˂) I said めるぽ!!
||と ノ
( ・ω・) I'm best friends with u ♪
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（・ω・ ） ＜ Yay! It's scooter time～♪
,Oﾞﾞ)=⊂二 ） ≡ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／ ノ((￣＿ノﾆﾆフ
'=-=､＼>>_ﾉ/,.=-＼
（ ◎）ﾞｰ――'（ ◎） ≡3 ≡3 ≡3
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（・ω・ ） ＜ "I'm the candyman, also known as Dave. Dave from Sheffield."
,Oﾞﾞ)=⊂二 ） ≡ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／ ノ((￣＿ノﾆﾆフ
'=-=､＼>>_ﾉ/,.=-＼
（ ◎）ﾞｰ――'（ ◎） ≡3 ≡3 ≡3
( ・-・) YOU! ARE! A! CLOOOOOOOONE!!!
( ・ω・) I'm Dave from Sheffield. Would you like to buy some candy?
( ・ω・) Here's a box of Crunchy Frog chocolates for your wife or girlfriend.
( ・ω・) Cor blimey by cracky.
( ・ω・) I'm aboot to go to Tim Horton's for donuts here in Sheffield, eh?
( ・-・) That is the worst fake English accent I've ever heard. Stop doing it.
( ・-・) Quit it.
( ・ω・) Yumpin Yimineee.
( ・ω・) Dadgum it all to H E double hockey sticks!
( ・ω・) Tut tut! I do believe we have quite the snazzy rambles round this part of London!
( ・ω・) Y'all come back now, ya heah?
Viewers were puzzled as today's episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa went off track into an endless stream of
bad accents. DQN-TV could not be reached for com-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) I know I am.
( ・ω・) I'm too sexy for my thread.
( ・ω・) Ai-da-da-ai-da, ai-da-da-ai-da!
( ・ω・) da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron.
( ・ω・) Good day to be alive!
.ノ^ yヽ、
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( ・ω・) It sure is.
.ノ^ yヽ、
ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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∧__∧
( ・ω・) Yes, sir!
.ノ^ yヽ、
ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／ .
＼ ｜ / ／
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,,, ,r‐、λノ ゛i、_,、ノゝ - ￣
゛l ∧∧ ゛、_
.j´ (・ω・ ) （. Power up!
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( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) On tonight's very special show, watch as Beady Eyes learns a valuable lesson about life. Our musical guest is the dirt metal band SMUDGE.
( ・ω・) Also, all of us clones will be performing a musical, synchronized head slapping extravaganza featuring none other than the world famous Darkpa!
( ・ω・) Tune in right after a new Grandpa's Story Hour!
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| ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ |
| | | | Told you, we call in sick, they show
| | ∧__∧ ∩ | | a rerun, and we still get paid!
| | （,,´ω`)彡☆ | | ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
| | ⊂彡☆))∀・) | | （´ω` ） （・∀・ ） Cool!!
| | | | ◇⊂ ）＿（ ）＿＿
| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | ||―┌ ┌ _）＿┌ ┌ _）＿|| |
| °° ∞ ≡ ≡ | || （＿（＿_） （＿（＿_）＿|| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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| | ∧__∧ ∩ | | I don't remember this episode.
| | （,,・-・ )彡☆ | | ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
| | ⊂彡☆))ω) | | （´ω ） （・∀・ ） Me neither, but it sure is a good one.
| | | | ◇⊂ ）＿（ ）＿＿
| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | ||―┌ ┌ _）＿┌ ┌ _）＿|| |
| °° ∞ ≡ ≡ | || （＿（＿_） （＿（＿_）＿|| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・-・) ....
( ・-・) Up yours.
( ・ω・) You're not supposed to use that line yet!
( ・ω・) I'm supposed to say "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.
( ・-・) Wait, what am I supposed to say now then?
( ・ω・) The writers have been copying the "Carry On" series again!
( ・ω・) And there's only one writer for this episode.
（´ω` ）...
( ・ω・) "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.
( ・-・) ضربة بها مؤخرتك
( ・ω・)) what language is that you're speaking beady?
( ・-・) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.
!☆And now for a commercial break☆!
( ・-・) my stunt double has the wrong ears.
( ・-・) Your entire existence is a mask.
( ・-・) With chiselled slits for eyes.
I am the mask; the mask is my other self.
It was a mask that proposed to write about ( ・-・), （ ・∀・） , ( ´ω`) and everything that happened that winter.
“It won’t make you feel any better,” it told me “it might even make it worse for a while. But you mustn’t let the sadness die inside you. You have to give it life. You have to…”
‘Let it all out?’
It smiled “something like that,”
“I don’t know, Mask” I sighed “I’m not sure I can write a story,”
“Ah now that’s just stupid, anybody can write a story. It depends how they show it. All you do is tell the truth. Tell it like it was,”
“But I don’t know how it was, I can’t even tell the truth. I don’t know all the details, the facts-“
“Stories AREN’T JUST facts, ( ・ω・) , they’re not details. Stories are feelings. You got feelings haven’t you?”
“Too many,” I admitted
“Well that’s what you need, don’t write some story with twist and turns, write it like it is,” my mask smiled “cry yourself a story, ( ・ω・) .”
That’s what I did. I cried myself a story, and the mask stroked my tears away.
Viewers were alerted and unafraid as today's epi-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) We already know that, you dunce.
( ・-・) Also, 200get!
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!!
( ・ω・) I agree with this notion!
( ・ω・) I like temporary tattoos!
( ・-・) You know, most people watch your show just to see clones die in horrible funny ways.
∧,,∧ ∧,,∧
∧∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・｀) ∧∧
( ´・ω) （∪ Ｕ) ( つと ﾉ (ω・｀ )
｜ Ｕ） ∧∧ｕ-＿＿＿_ ∧,,,∧ (∪ ﾉ∧∧ Grandpa, is this true?
ｕ-ｕ ( ´・) （ (⌒ （ ´ω`）＼ (・｀ )
（ ∪ ＼ ヽﾉ（,,⊃⌒O～⌒ヽと ﾉ
ｕ-ｕ' ＼ ／／;;;::*:::*:::*:::*:ヽu-u' ∧∧
∧∧ ( (:::;;:;∧∧.::::::::∧∧ (ω・｀ )
∧∧ ( ) ＼::;;;::( ) :::::(・｀ )と )
( ´・) ( ∪ ＼ι ) ─～と ) - ｕ'
｜ Ｕ） ｕ-ｕ' ｀ｕ-ｕ' ￣￣~.ｕ-ｕ'
( ・ω・) Grandpa, did you know that paste tastes good?
( ´ω`) Since when were you the ones that asked annoying questions?
( ・ω・) Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!
( ´ω`) You know, you're gonna die in a horribly funny way really quite soon.
( ´ω`) Now that that's taken care of I wonder where junior is?
( ・ω・) Tune in at 11pm for a new Clonepa After Dark!
( ・ω・) Bow chicka wow wow.
（・∀・) can I come?
( ・ω・) Ask your mom or dad.
( ・ω・) But don't ask your grandpa.
( ´ω`) Who asked who about what now?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PAMPERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They're like mittens for your butt!
( ・ω・) That's very interesting.
( ・ω・) You should write a book about it. You could call it "Mitten's Butt Mittens Book!"
( ・-・) have I ever told you exactly how much I despise you? Because I completely despise you. I despise you as much as physically impossible.
( ´ω`) Don't be mean to Wossname Mitten Girl. It's not her fault she's... special. Her mother was frightened by a yarn factory, you know.
|・-・) .......
|彡
( ・ω・) The old man didn't ask you, bud. He told you.
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) (・ω・ ) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・-・) (・ω・ ) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( #・ω・) (・-・ ) I think it's mine.( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ´ω`) junior, you weren't cloning beady-eyes were you?
( ・ω・) We'll be showing more of that in our late-night special.
( ・ω・) But now, commercials.
( ・ω・) You seem pretty desperate to get rid of those placebos, buddy bunny Beady babby bubba burble bloomin' bidjit bowwow bip
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) fzeep
( ・ω・)
( xωx)
( ・ω・) I can't believe I ate that whoooole thing.
( ・ω・) The whoooole thing.
( ・ω・) Plop plop fizz fizz.
( ・ω・) I have no butt, so that's how my poop is.
( ・ω・) Welcome back to the show!
(applause)
( ・ω・) We don't have anything planned for the rest of the show, so we're going to let Beady Eyes have the stage.
( ・ω・) You might want to change channels now.
( ・-・) Wait, wha--
( ・-・)
( ・-・) I waited so long for this moment, and now that it finally, FINALLY comes....
( ・-・) I forgot what I was gonna say.
＿＿_
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||. (･ω･`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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-=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=-
( ・-・) but
( ・ω・) There you go about butts again. What's your fascination with them?
( ・ω・) I really want to know.
( ・ω・) Like why you stuck a carrot up yours?
(・∀・) and why you keep groping mine
( ・-・) I NEVER groped your carrot!
(・∀・) My ass, you carrot stuffer.
( ・-・) What carrot?
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits.
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( ・-・) perfect..
( ´ω`) and that's why you should never put your clone in the dryer
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( ・ω・) I can't understand you. You're all staticky and stuff.
( ・ω・) Also, you have a huge nose.
( ・ω・) Thank you, Beady Eyes! My hair was getting a bit on the dry side.
( ・-・) What.
( ´ω`) You have never had any idea of the power of good hair, and you never will!
( ・ω・) Isn't he nice? He's my best friend!
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・-・) I swear, I will get my revenge on you all!
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Your mom makes tasty cupcakes.
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・ω・) You should try one!
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・ω・) AsphinctersaysWHAT!
( ・-・) Where did you learn that?
( ・ω・) That movie from last year, dummy.
( ・ω・) Home Alone 2
( ・ω・) Electric Boogaloo
( ・-・) Your taste in movies sucks.
( ・ω・) Whatever you say, Mr. Ishtar.
( ・-・) YOU READ MY SCRIPT??
( ・-・) Fucker.
( ・ω・) The whooooooooooooole thing.
( ・ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.
( ・-・) RAS
( ・ ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.
( ・-・) So... what was your favorite part?
( ・ω・) The end.
( ´ω`) Zing!
//＼￣￣且＼
／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼ ＿＿＿
＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼ < OoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo!
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( ・-・) DAMN
( ・-・) 300G--
( >-<) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
( >ω<) SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
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| | ミ
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| |ω･) I pulled out Beady's heart for you!
| とノ
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( ・-・) Valentine's day was two months ago, you d-
( x-x) -urk-
.∩∩ ∧_∧
( ・-・)（ ･ω･） Let's go on an adventure today!
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( ・-・) Wait what
( ・ ヮ・) how
( ・ω・) That was a fun adventure.
( ・ω・) Oh, what times we had...
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) I like vanilla ice cream a lot.
( ・ω・) Fresh in your cup, hen?
( ・ω・) Stretch in your pup tent?
( ・ω・) Cash in your fish glands?
( ・ω・) Splashing your fist, Ken?
( ・-・) What does that even mean?
( ・ω・) I'm better than you, analbeady eyes!
( ・‿・)
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ´‿`)
( ・ω・) Nice to meet you!
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) You look oddly familiar.
( ・ω・) I'm sorry. I don't see the resemblance at all.
( ・ω・) Ooooooops, I confused you for me! How silly.
PENIS
( ・ω・) Many people have them.
( ・ω・) Except for beady eyes
( ・-・) Don't joke about that. You wouldn't have a penis either if you were attacked by gay sharks.
( ・ω・) Shark fins are delicious. I just purchased a kilogram for \15000.
( ・-・) How do sharks swim with no fins?
( ・ω・) How do you fuck with no penis?
( ・-・) That hurt
( ・ω・) You should be more careful, then.
( ・ω・) >>76 was pretty prescient, wasn't it?
( ・ω・) Previous Me was right on the money with that one!
( ・ω・) Oh yeah.
( ・ω・) He sure was.
＿＿＿
/ ||￣￣|| ∩∩
| ||＿＿|| (・-・ ) It isn't?
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
| | ( ./ /
( ・ω・) Turns out it's Hooty McBoob.
( ・ω・) I know they sound pretty similar.
Mr UFO, please spare our sheep, they are too cuddly to be mutilated. Please consider some fat cats located very near the OWS rally instead.
⌒
／ ∩_∩＼
/ (・-・ ) ヽ < I bring you socialism, thank me.
| （ つ¶ つ¶ |
⊂二二二二二二⊃
／ ○ ○ ○ ○ ＼
（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_） - Ranka -
ゝ,ノ ゝ,ノ ゝ,__ノ
>>347 Is that UFO powered by Chernobyl nuclear power? I'm so glad you guys worked so hard to improve worker's rights and environmental safety
∧∧
（ ･ ω･）I just had a dream where the TV made no sense and my bestest bunny buddy was crying.
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣
So, just like real life.
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
( ・ω・) Busting makes me feel good.
＿＿＿
/ ||￣￣|| ∩∩
| ||＿＿|| (・-・ ) What's that sound?
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
| | ( ./ /
( ・-・) WHAT
（ ・ ω・）Guess what, best friend! I got you a present!
（ ・ ω・） Hi, Clonepa! My name is Slightly Overweight Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Wanna make out?
（ ・ ω・） No, thanks.
（ ・ ω・）
（ ・ ω・） I forgot why I came in here.
( ・ω・) Is it because you don't have a butt?
( ・ω・) I have no butt.
( ・ω・) Hey! Did someone eat my butt?
（ O ωO）cloanpa pls
（ ・ ω・） Grandpa might have. He eats our parts all the time.
( ´ω`) Who ate who in the what now?
( ・-・) You ate my pills in the right now.
( ´ω`) Nobody eats my ass transplants and gets away with it! Nobody, I say!
( ・ω・)
( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・)( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa: Mitosis Edition!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Just call me Four Eyes!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Hello everyone!
[ ・ω・][ ﾟω ﾟ]( ・ω・)( ﾟω ﾟ)
[ ][・ ﾟ](ω・ ﾟ・ω (・ω) ﾟω ﾟ)
[ ・ω・)( ・ω・]( ﾟω ﾟ][ ﾟω ﾟ)(・ω ﾟ)[ ﾟω・)(・ω ﾟ) [ ω ﾟ・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Oh no, it's a horde of mutants!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We'd better outbreed them.
( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・)( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・-・) So anyway, I just got back from derailing the QUALITY VIDEOS thread, and I--
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・-・) What ( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
Today a deadly tanasinn outbreak was contained in DQN.
Experts say that none of the tanasinn e∴∵pe∴ ∴tanasinn a∴lo∴∴∵ k∴∵f∴∵l o∴∵wi∴∵
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (∴ω∵ ) tanasinn
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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>>378,379
I love how you changed the cut-out word from 'lo' to 'lu' so that it will be phonetically correct :) very detailed.
(∴ω∵ ) G∴t ov∵r i∵ ∵lr∴∵d∵.
( ・ω・) Haha, had you going there, didn't I!
( ・ω・) You really thought I was dead!
( xωx) You don't IV someone who's dead, bubby!
( ・-・) Just watch me.
( ・ω・) Hey look, there's a 400 GET coming up! You love those, right?
( ・-・) 400 GET is lame, only Mittens can get excited over a 400 GET.
( ˃ ヮ˂) 400GET!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) what?
( ・ω・) Hello Mittens! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Congratulations on your 401 GET!
( ・ω・) I bought a color TV to watch to moon landing!
( ・ω・) What do I buy to watch that rover landing?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Colourful mittens!
Meanwhile, back in the clone vats...
↑ ↑
／|＼（ ・ω・） Muee hee hee hee
⌒⌒ （ ）
←-┤ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ´ω`) ...almost there...
∧_∧
⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、
／／/ /_/:::::/ Got some time to relax before tonight's show...
|:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」
／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
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( ・-・) ...And we've just blown our budget for the entire season.
( ・-・) Good job.
lol I love you fuckers.
( ´ω`) Yep, he's holding his rod with his――
／/
＿/ 二|＿
i <ノルﾚﾉﾙ'
i !i；・-・)!|. But will there be more adventures of Magical Girl Beady Eyes?
| /,ﾘ_'Y_rつ
'i'<,i__i,」ﾘ.
.!,ﾝｲﾉ
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) How scandalous.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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butts〆( ・-・) Like this, see?
( ・ω・) Marketing says you do very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very poorly in that demographic.
( ・-・) No! The chickies love me!!!
( ・ω・) <Hello my name is ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) <I have a brother and he is fat. His name is ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Why is one of your arms withered?
∧＿∧
（ ・ω・） My arms are actually retractable tentacles.
⊂ つ
⊂Ｕ Ｕつ
⊂ っ
⊂ x ⊃
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Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ
( ・-・) (don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits)
( ・-・) Why do you have tits all the suddeFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Are you sure that is not just your belly-button?
( ・-・) There goes one of those disembodied voices again.
( ´ω`) Junior, grab my shotgun! The clon-o-matic is spitting out mutants again!
( ´ω`) You're a clone! You're not a son!
( ・-・) imnotsureyoursonisntadoptedbywhichimeankidnapped
( ´ω`) I brought you into this world, (chk chk)
( ・-・) throughneglectandaburningdesirenottogetasimpleoperationthatwouldntrequireclonedbutts
( ´ω`) and I can take you out! (BOOM)
( ・-・) likebadchinesefood
(´ω` ) Do you mind?
( ・ω・) Hello, my name is Clonpa, I'm from Norway.
balls were also being scratched, so to speak.
( ・ω・) maybe they are telling me to scratch my chin chin.
( ・ω・) By the way, kids, when you cook with aluminum foil, you only use the non-stick side if the food isn't sticky. Use the sticky side for sticky food!
( ・ω・) That way, you get the perfect amount of delicious aluminum foil!
( ・-・) I don't know whether to be impressed or dismayed that you remember my "cooking lesson" verbatim.
( ・-・) So, how long do you think we can keep ignoring this growing pile of clonekittens behind us?
( ´ω`) What pile?
( ・ω・) I wouldn't worry about it, the weight will crush them at the bottom so the pile will never get taller than a certain height.
( ・ω・) You're right, but clones turn back into fecal matter when they die.
( ´ω`) The who don't what now?
IT MADE ITSELF DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS
( ・ω・) The voices in my head are really angry today!
yo
...Clonepa....you...must destroy the clone cat pyramid...before....ah...the connecting is slipping...aw..a.y..
∧ ∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∩´ω`）＜ Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
□………(つ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?
( ・-・) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.
( ・ω・) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!
( ・-・) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.
( • ω•) Everything looks different
( ・-・) clik I give up.
In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・ω・ ) Aｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
l 二 | | | .／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| | ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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キャァァァァァァァァァ！痛い！
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ／二二つ ∧∧
/ / | |／＝＝＝＝っ (・ω・ ) I mean, oh poop!
l 二 | | |二二二二つ .／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| |＝＝＝っ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|＼二二二つ |l─────‐l|'
何?
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ Go away!
l 二 | | | .／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| | .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) MY ω CAN BE USED AS A BUT!
( ´ω`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.
Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ Damn reruns.
l 二 | | | .／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| | .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
∧∧
(・ω・ ) ... that's enough TV for today.
､`ヾﾉ 从 ゝ从ヾ, .／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| | .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
..... dammit.
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ ( ・-・)(・ω・ ) Good heavens!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
NO! NO! NO!
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Yay!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Oh crap.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩∧∧
/ / | | ( ・-ω・ ) Would you mind, you're in my space.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩∧∧
/ / | | ( ・-∴ω・ ) I feel ...
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| | ／.＿＿＿＿＿.／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
＿＿＿
/ ||￣￣|| ∧__∧
| ||＿＿|| (´ω` ) Phase 1 is complete.
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
| | ( ./ /
_,,..,,,,_ / ,' 3 `ヽｰっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ
`'ｰ---‐'''''"-----------------------------------------------------------------
（ ･ω･） Get off of my roof VIPPER.
As millions of revived Clonepas move back into their government
positions, the strikingly efficient nature of hive mind leadership
is noticed most in the little things. Vanilla ice cream is cheaper,
while -
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) Phase II is ready.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) Now where was that paint thinner?
Citizens of Earth, Sting! He'll be back later in the show to
sing about how he watches you all the time!
Now to usher in a golden age of universal understanding!
Our first task will be to-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) And here... we...
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・-・) Nobody loves you
( ・ω・) You seem to have me confused with you. Happens all the time.
( ・ω・) Anyways, our musical guests tonight will be the candy metal band Gingerbread Manthraxx!
( ´ω`) Let me in please
( ・-・) A bucket of dicks.
( ・-・) Fuck you grandpa.
( ・-・) Fuck you.
( ・ω・) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ・m・) Nothing I was in to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two thigh high socks!
( ・-・) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.
( ・ω・) I mean "Third day!"
( ・ω・) Poop. We'll have to start over now.
( ・ω・) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ・m・) Nothing I was in to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two thigh high socks!
( ・-・) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.
( ˃ ヮ˂) And a pair of mittens in a tree!
( ・ω・) On the eighteenth day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ´ω`) Good God, just stop it now.
( ・ω・) Okay.
( ・ω・) On the 14th day of the winter solstice Panpa gave to me...
щ(`Д´щ) Why wasn't I invited to this party???
( ・ω・) Nobody's bumped your thread in forever. We all thought you were dead.
( ・ω・) And that was Mittens with the Token Fart Joke! Let's give her a hand!
What're you all going to get each other for christmas.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm one with reddit. Watch me slapping troll faces over a group photo. It's a great pleasure. Participate. Have Fun. Enjoy.
Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy
Tweezer Chan!～♪
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
Girls have a "Girls Penis" Mimi-chan.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) KnJ is great.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) I wish I had a Girls Penis.
( ・ω・) I wish I had a Penis-Girls.
( ・ω・) Hi, kids! We had a special moment planned for you, but since Beady Eyes is busy jackin' it to Super Happy Zircon Encrusted Tweezer-Chan, we'll just have our musical guest fill this slot!
( ・ω・) Put your hands in the air for Gingerbread Manthraxx!!
(・ω・ ) What does this mean, "jackin' it"?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Well, when a man and his mitten love each other very much...
(・ω・ ) They buy presents for each other?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sure. Presents.
( ・ω・) ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine
( ・ω・) Anyway, that's all for tonight's show. I hope you kids are also jackin' it! I know I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids, after last night's episode, we need to set the record straight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A stocking is not a mitten. It is like a mitten, but it goes on feet. Or perhaps it is the decorative kind put on the mantle at Christmastime.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From everyone at Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions, we hope your gift giving and receiving is of a distinctly family friendly nature this year!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
(-ヮ- ) ... only five years till contract is over....
I have to say, Kevin, I'm not at all curious as to what
that Beady Eyes bit on tonight's show was going to be.
You bloody well got dat right, Eunice! Well, that's our After
Show for tonight. Next up, Darkpa's Daily Dis-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT?
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit reep bijit jork
( xωx) -urk-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yep. Busted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But what light shines from yonder cloning vat?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lo, unto us a Clonepa is born!
( ・ω・) Hello, world!
( ・ω・) #!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
If true
do
kill pidof universe
done
fi
( ・ω・) $ cat `which universe`
#!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
if true
do
kill `pidof universe`
done
fi(̵̵͢ ̢・҉̨͟ω̕・)҉҉ ̧́h҉̧͟ęr̨é̶ ̷͡͞we ̀g͠o̧ ̴̢ag̸͢ai͢͝n̢
( ﾟ -ﾟ) very sorry
( ` ñ｀) PA LA PINGA
( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I'm the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!
( ・ω・) Yay!
( ・-・) Take that fursuit off.
A,,,,,,A
,,,,,,∠ ﾞゞ
ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・) I am Clonepagurrath!
;' ､,,,,,,, ;; ,,◇:' You cannot derail the coming of the Old Gods!
|_j l_j |_jﾞｌ_j
( ・-・) No, I really must insist. Gimme that.
A,,,,,,A
,,,,,,∠ ﾞゞ
ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・) No!
;' ､,,,,,,, ;; ,,◇:' I will devour your soul like an old rusty tin can!
|_j l_j |_jﾞｌ_j
( ・-・) I want my goat suit back, you buttless abomination!
( ・-・) Furfagcon is coming up and I need to dryclean the clone smell out of it!
( ・-・) Gah! You're stretching it, you monster! That garb is strictly for one person. One person with an ass to speak of.
(⌒-=+=⌒)
// ’ ▼’ヽ
彡 V~~Vﾐ
|=つ・ ω・) Yeah, get it in gear! The Yiffacato Five are playing!
l== )
人= ,,／
U" U
￣￣￣
( ・-・) GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT SUIT
( ・-・) YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE
( ・-・) I HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR VAT-GROWN SHITFAT FUCKLE PISSNIPPLE FLAPCRAPPY TURKEYBASTER
( ・-・) May I have my goat suit back now, please?
( ・ω・) Well I suppose you can have it back if you really want it, but it might be a little bit stained...
( ・ω・) Clonepaggurath unfortunately dissolved inside it.
( ・ω・) It was pretty gross, to be honest.
( ・ω・) On the upside, it smells like chicken soup and mold!
( ・ω・) Hey, are you crying?
( ・ω・) Cheer up, Beady! We're all friends here; there's no need to be upset.
( ・ω・) I made you a cupcake!
( ・ω・) And you can wash it down with this onion milkshake!
( ・ω・) Oh, and I also got you a 700 GET! They're your favourite, right?
( ・-・) I hate it
( ・ω・) ... turkey baster?
( ・-・) I hate those too.
( ・ω・) Pure liquified hate, the perfect gift for you.
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Grimecore band SMUDGE!
( ・-・) I thought this was supposed to be a kids show. Are you sure this group is kid-friendly?
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Candycore band FUDGE!
( ・-・) Way to encourage tooth decay!
( ・ω・) Sigh...
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Spoobnumbycore band DUDGE!
(・ω・ ) Try to find a problem with THAT one, party pooper!
( ・ω・) Thank goodness.
( ・ω・) We'll be back after these super important messages!
＿＿[焼いも]＿＿
`/＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
//┏＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
γ三ヽLﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘ｣ Come by and have some of
{ﾆ焼ﾆ}| ∧,,∧ | whatever the fuck it is we sell!
{ﾆいﾆ}|(´･ω･｀)∬∬
{ﾆもﾆ}|(つ┌───┐
ヽ三ﾉΓ￣￣￣￣￣￣|
`┗┛| |
""""""""""""""""""""
( ・-・) How is it you can book a new band in seconds like that?
( ・ω・) It's always the same band. We just change their costumes.
( ███) Can I take this off my face yet?
( ・ω・) We're doing your bit near the end of the show. Have patience!
( ・ω・) Welcome back, kids! Time for Beady Eyes to do some stupid filler!
( ・ω・) Take it away, Character Everybody Hates!
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) What is the d-
( ・ω・) Beady Eyes, ladies and gentlemen!
( ・ω・) And now, give it up for DUDGE!!
( ・ω・) Or more commercials, I guess.
( ´ω`) This show's more organized than most of them.
//＼￣￣且＼
／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼ ＿＿＿
＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼ < So what's up next? Puzzle time?
＼`ー──────ヽ _| |ｒ――ｔ|
──────── .|ｌ＼||=：@：||、
|ｌ || ￣￣￣||
.＼||＿＿＿_||～
( ███) ...
They've squired me, Forbes.
( ・-・) Clonepa, I'm pregnant.
( ・-・) And you're the father.
( ・ω・) Well, fancy that.
( ・-・) No, no, no. Go right head.
( ´ω`) No son of mine is going to have a child out of wedlock. Time for a shotgun wedding.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been doing cocaine?
(・∀・) There's even a line of it on your chin.
(・∀・) You do realise you're supposed to inhale it, not eat it, right?
( ・⍹・)I wish you had said that earlier.
( ・-・) You fuckasses had better have left some cocaine for me.
( ・-・) There are 2 containers marked "Arsenic." Which one should be snorted?
( ・)つ――― snrrrrrt
( ・-・) Blech! Dammit, this is caster sugar!
( ・ω・) No actually, I think that's arsenic, it clearly says arsenic on the label.
( ´ω`) Back in my day, we used to snuffle a powdered sugar mixed with tooth powder
( ´‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it real
( ´‿ᖨ`)
( ・ω・) . . .
( ´‿ᖨ`) no.
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We must assimilate you.
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ONE OF US
( ・ω・) Invest in clone housing, it's cheap affordable housing for the huge clonepa population boom.
( ・ω・) Me neither.
( ・ω・) Too bad, we're going to sing Jethro Tull songs.
( ・ω・) And one, two, three.
( ・ω・) SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
( ・ω・) WHISTLE ALONG ON THE SEVENTH DAY!
( ・ω・) I can't actually whistle, my mouth is a butt.
( ・ω・) I'M NOT THE KIND YOU HAVE TO WIND UP ON SUNDAY
( ・ω・) SAVE YOURSELF A PENNY FOR THE FERRYMAN, SAVE YOURSELF AND LET THEM SUFFER
( ・-・) 800 GET.
( ・-・) 799 GET
( ・ω・)I CAME ACROSS THE DESERT TO GREET YOU WITH A SMILE IT'S HARDLY WORTH MY WHILE.
( ・ω・)Wait we're done singing now?
( ・ω・) Anyway I can't cook so your cake just turned into a pineapple
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Silly Clonepa, that's not a pineapple!
( ・ω・) Holy shit, a VIPPER who isn't VIPPING a nap.
( ・ω・) We're going to have to alert DADDY COOL.
( ・ω・) Oh, DADDY COOL didn't pay his server bill this month.
( ・ω・) Probably didn't have the money since people weren't paying him enough.
( ・-・) Oh, I paidhim enough. He never delivered on the VIP QUALITY.
( ・-・) Probably took my money and ran to mootxico.
( ・ω・) You do realize VIP QUALITY might mean something completely different to a guy who talks like Torgo, you fuckwit?
( ・ω・ ) Empathy, kids!
( ・-・) But I don't wanna learn about quantum chromodynamics
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You shut your whore mouth and listen, dammit!
( ・ω・) No butt, no butt
( ・ω・) I've never had a butt
( ・ω・) Plenty of ifs and many ands
( ・ω・) But not a single butt!
( ・ω・) Shine a light on an electron
( ・ω・) The electron will swerve!
( ・ω・) The act of observing
( ・ω・) Disturbs the observed!
( ・ω・) Heisenberg's musing
( ・ω・) is a punch to the gut.
( ・ω・) But the thing most disturbing
( ・ω・) Is I have no butt!
:ﾉ hooheeyaahooho
:）hooheehohoohoo
:ノheoohahaho
:ヽhehoho
( ・-・) When did we get a live studio audience?
( ・-・) One that wasn't leftover Clonepas, I mean?
( ・ω・) Are they all lying down?
( ・ω・) IS IT NAPTIME?
Viewers were amused to sleep by today's episode of Everybody Loves
Clonepa, wherein the clones delivered an information-dense musical
number about quantum chromodynamics and butts. What will those-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
∧＿∧
（ ・ω・） It happened again.
⊂ つ
⊂Ｕ Ｕっ
⊂ ⊃
⊂ x ⊃
| |
Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ
( ´ω`) Please do, Junior. I thought I'd fixed that glitch already.
_______________________
/ \
/ _________ \
/ / \ \
⊂ ⊃ ⊂ ⊃ ⊂ ⊃ ⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃ ⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃ ⊂ つ
⊂ ⊃ （ ・m・）
⊂ ⊃ v---v
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ◉ ⊃
| |
Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ
∧＿∧ If it bleeds, we can kill it!
（ ・∀・）
/ __y┌０┐ ＿ ＿,.,;:''''""'';;;...,,
ゝ|品回￣] （≡（＝（;;'', '',.:;,,,. '" .,. .,,.
|皿皿皿ﾉ__ﾉ ￣ ￣ '':;:,.. ,...;:''"
..（＿_ﾉ ヽ＿） ''";"'
γ'ﾌ
ｲ （'i, ,/ (ヽ
( 'i,｀ﾐ' ヽ i ヽ｀)'ﾌ
(＼ヽ,,_ ` ':.ヽ ）γ),ﾉ)
ヾ' ..,, '; 'l, ,/ .:' ノ'
ゝ- .,,, .: i! ノ' ,:' ''",ﾌ
,,-'', ',,,.. .:' /' ''",,::' "つ
`ツ､,,ｰ- .:' （,,,,,∧＿∧γ´ ''"ヾ､ 彡'
''-彡,, ':, .（ ・ω・）. ヽ､,,_,,ノ'⌒ But I don't bleed.
,彡' | / ' ﾞ" '-=-'"
ノ., "ｼ （ ヽノ ,,_,,,ミ＾ヾ
"''ﾂ' ﾉ>ノ ヽ''ヽ)
レﾚ
∧＿∧ ... plan B, guys? Guys?
（ ・∀・）
/ __y┌０┐ ＿ ＿
ゝ|品回￣] （≡（＝（::）
|皿皿皿ﾉ__ﾉ
..（＿_ﾉ ヽ＿）
We should strategically send hundreds of thousands of our men against him to fall one by one until we or it dies.
∧＿∧
（ ・-・） SHOOT ME!!!
⊂ つ
⊂Ｕ Ｕっ
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ⊃
⊂ ◉ ⊃
| |
Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ
∧＿∧ ... looks like I'm out.
（ ・∀・） clik clik clik
/ __y┌０┐ ＿ ＿
ゝ|品回￣] （≡（＝（::）
|皿皿皿ﾉ__ﾉ
..（＿_ﾉ ヽ＿）
In other news, what the HELL was go-
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（ ・-・） That happens when you shut the TV off.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) I'll never shut it off again. This quietness is creeping me out.
( ・ω・) That's nice.
( ・ω・)
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Hey assface, you're gonna get a beat down
( `)(´) What did I do?
( ・ω・) C'mon guys, don't beat up Uncle Assface!
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬)He was plotting to kill you. We found his plans in the foundry.
( ・-・) Hey, has anyone seen my secret plans to kill Clonepa? I'm sure I left them around here somewhere.
( `)(´) Are we done here? I still haven't had my morning vomit.
( `)(´) I'm a big fat butt.
( ・ω・) But are you sure you're as thunk as you drink you are?
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Are you talkin to us? Cuz we don't thunk we drought anyone else around.
( ・ω・) Well, I thread to drink that you drought that; the thunk you doubt is drunken thoughts' sunken droughts.
( `)(´) So am I getting beat up or not, then?
(´･∍･) (メ´へ) (#￢～￢) Nah. We're stupid and we're leaving. Bye.
( ・ω・) Yeah, the coast is clear.
(´･∍･) Actually... Can I hang out with you guys?
( ・ω・) I don't know if we need a duckmouth
( ・-・) For that matter, I'm not sure we need a Clonepa either.
In other news, viewers tuned out in the thousands as today's
Everybody Loves Clonepa simply showed annoying comic foil
Beady Eyes sitting on a bare set, nervously picking at his scabs
and trying to th-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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(´･∍･) Maybe I can help with your show! I know some cat and dog jokes!
( ・-・) Alright, let's hear them if it'll get you out of here faster.
(メ`へ´) I lost my goddamn duck again.
( ・ω・) I don't know what's going on
(´･∍･) ( ・ω・) I've found my one true love, we're eloping together, tell the show producers not to try to find us.
( ・ω・) You two have fun! I'll take over here.
( ・ω・) .....
( ・ω・) What is it we do here?
(#¬٨¬) I haven't really gotten any representation here.
( ・-・) That's because you're the ugly one and nobody likes you.
( ・ω・) I like you. You have a funny nose.
(メ`へ´) And then there was one.
( ・-・) Don't get too comfortable; you're next.
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( ° _ °) Shut up, fuccboi
( °_°) Talk shit, get hit.
( ・ω・) La plume de ma tante!
( ・ω・) Oops. I meant investment hips.
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( ・ω・) Or maybe it's Buffalo Billington. I don't remember.
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( ・-・) Actually it's sludgecore band ooze
( ・-・) Here they are with their hit song, "unco"
( ・ω・) That was oozecore band SLUDGE with "unco." Thank you SLUDGE.
( ・ω・) Next up is the DQN Minister of Stunted Talking come to talk to us about the upcoming 999 GET.
( ´ω`) Watch yourself there, Captain Hairlip.
( ・Ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Ohmpa.
( ・Ω・) I direct the brass band at our yearly SausageFest!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa-pa!
( ・Ω・) I see you're familiar with my work.
( ・-・) Hi I'm upside down mouth Beady Eyes
( ・_・) Pleased to meet you.
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) And the Clonepacolypse comes to an end.
( ・-・) Goodbye, universe! Can't say it's been fun.
What do we do for the 50 remaining posts
( ・ω・) I could make brownies!
( ・-・) Not your "special brownies with poo in them" again.
( ˜෴˜) Brownies don't play well with my mustache.
( ・ω・) I'm going to become giant and naked now and touch all of you and you'll become tang.
٩(|||०△०|||)۶ what does that even mean
( ・ω・) Shhhh...just prepare for the tumbling.
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i 乂-‐ －! i The only one allowed to become gigantic and turn people to Tang here is me, >>954.
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( ・ω・) I know, I know I've let you down.
[ ・ω・] Is this the thread's encore?
( ・-・) For Christ's sake, this is supposed to be the season finale!
( ・-・) You did remember to acquire the you-know-what for the 999 GET, didn't you?
( ・ω・) Yeah.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) What was it again?
( ・-・) Don't you remember? You said you were going to consume the brains of twenty mathematicians and then prove the Jacobian conjecture, live on television.
( ・-・) No idea where you were expecting to acquire twenty mathematician brains; just thought I'd ask, you know.
( ・ω・) Okay! And then the Clonepa Collective can swarm all over you and skeletonize you in less than a minute!
( ・ω・) This'll be fun!!
And then knife maniac cut millions of Clonepa faces
In other news, a k-
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<( ・ω・)>( ・ω・)</( ・ω・)> <p1> Hello, my name is clonepa and I am compliant with W3C Encrypted Media Extension rules for Windows 8 only OS level decryption. </p1>
（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ） I call dibs on the Flandre hat.
( ・ω・) Fish don't wear hats, silly.
( ・ω・) Hint: it's in the thread title
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( ´ω`) Bitch ask me if I care
( ´ω`) Don't be. I set him up with one of the experimental high blood pressure Clonepas. You can just breathe on one and blood sprays everywhere.
（ ・ω・）Yeah
（ ・ω・） I wish, that I could turn back time.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`)Mhm
( ´ω`) I didn't notice you sat on a spinny chair there