[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:20 [No]

　／∵∴∵∴＼
../∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|
|∵ /　　三　|　三　|
|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　　Sorry we're out of that
＼|　　　＼＿/　／ OHMYGODI'VEBEENWANTINGTOSAYTHATFOREVER
　＼＿＿＿_／
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ　　　　
　　/__i |丱!|　　　
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　　 Marty's　　　　　　 ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:57 [No]

( ・ω・) Tonight's show will be a rerun. I'm spending the night with my family.

( ´ω`) The hell you are!

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) Tune in tonight for a very special Everybody Loves Clonepa!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 00:06 [No]

　　　　　　　∧,∧
　　　　　,:'　・ω・';
　　　 l＾ヽ'"'"~/＾i'ﾂ'､　Okay!!!!
　　ヽﾞ　　　　　　　 'ﾐ,　　_,,..,,,,_
　　ﾐ　　　・　ω・　　ミ, / ・ω・ヽ
　　ｯ　　　　　　 _　　 "ミ　　　　 l
　(´彡,.　　　（,,_,ﾉ　　_ヽｰ---‐'
　　　　 "'"'ﾞ''""''''ﾞ""´

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 01:52 [No]

( ・-・) ...mindless drones

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:33 [No]

( ・ω・) Good morning everyone

（ ´_⊃｀）Clonepa, you're fired

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 15:02 [No]

( ・ω・) You're not my boss. My boss looks like me with bushy eyebrows.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:01 [No]

| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) Clonepa, I'm afraid I have bad news...
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:15 [No]

( ・ω・) Am I pregnant?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:39 [No]

| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) No, that's the good news.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 18:38 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) You have AIDS!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 00:58 [No]

( ・-・) You're a funny kid, Mittens; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 02:08 [No]

( ・-・)( ﾟ -ﾟ)
　　　 ( ﾟ -ﾟ)　　　　

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:25 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose I should kill you right now, then.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:27 [No]

Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes, best known for his role on
Everybody Loves Clonepa, was found dead in an alley in
Cabrini Green. His mouth was stuffed full of colorful mi-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　　　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　|l─────‐l|'

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 00:32 [No]

-of colorful middle school students. You'll laugh, cry and
love the Peter Graves Middle School production of "Parts:
The Klonus Musical!" Tickets are available through-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・ω・ ) That sounds dumb.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 01:05 [No]

( ・ω・) The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 03:39 [No]

( ・ω・) The very idea of growing clones just for organ transplants.

( ・ω・) Ha ha ha ha.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 05:52 [No]

|´ω`) Oh hey, I'm gonna be smoking a few boxes of cigars on Friday.

|´ω`) ...have the lungs ready by then.

|彡

|ω`) oh... and the spare testicles.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:11 [No]

( ・ω・) ........... ha ha ha.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:53 [No]

( ・-・) *hic*
( ・-・) cllll.. clonepaww. yer my besht fr... *smack* uhhhh
( ・-・) ...frendn ...

( ・-・) if you *hic* ...
( ・-・) if you had a shoul.. you'd prawlly go to heaven wen ya die...

( ・-・) im sherioushhhh

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:55 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't tell Beady Eyes, but I got Rei to put paint thinner in his drinks.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 13:02 [No]

|´ω`) But she does that to everyone's drinks already!

|彡 hoo HAAA

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 21:17 [No]

( ・ω・) See that kids? If you want your parents to love you, put paint thinner in their drinks!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:54 [No]

( ・-・) *hic*
( x-x)

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:55 [No]

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) I mean, if you want your parents to love you and then die, put paint thinner in their drinks!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:02 [No]

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　They will never understand the world like you and I do, Clonepa.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　Join me, and together we can rule the Superstructure!
　　｀｀フ　i´
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:07 [No]

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・)つ旦 I’ll drink to that! glug glug glug

( ・ω・) Ahhhh... smack smack

( -ω-) mmmm... my second most favorite brand of glue....

( ・ω・) But my very least favorite brand of paint thinner! Ew!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:11 [No]

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　Sorry, we ran out of the good stuff.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:37 [No]

( ・ω・) You know, Marty's and Squeeks' have both shown interest in advertising more during my show.

( ・ω・) I could cut your commercial down to seven times during the half hour and give them each one slot.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 01:06 [No]

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　I was running commercials?
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 05:04 [No]

|´ω`) Rei must never know that I’ve been running ridiculously long takes of my butt as ads for her diner!

|彡 hoo HAAA

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 05:06 [No]

( ・-・) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MISSING AN ASS

( ・-・) AND CLONEPA WILL NOT HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 08:31 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) YOU WILL STARE INTO MY BUNG HOLE FOR IT IS GLORIOUS

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:16 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello Grandpa! My name is Clonepa!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:28 [No]

( ・ω・) You want to use my butt as a replacement for yours? That's sad.
( ・ω・) I have no butt. Have you forgot that, Grandpa?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 21:39 [No]

( ・ω・)　　　( ´ω`) っ-̾
　　　-voot-
( ´ω`)　　　( ・ω・)っ-̾ Hello, my name i--

( ´ω`)　　　( ˃ω˂) -kaff kaff kaff-
hee hee!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 03:44 [No]

( ・ω・) I feel all lung-cancerish for some reason.

66 Name: ( ・-・) running my new ads i will become as loved as my new character dogpa dammit : 1993-09-6053 20:47 [No]

Smoking’s cool
＼　　 |　　／
　　Λ Λ 　___
　 _( ﾟωﾟ)￣
￣／｜＼
／　　 |　　＼
Pills are cooler

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 05:02 [No]

( ・ω・) Pills are nowhere near as cool as smoking, kids.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 19:50 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember when ladies would set their hot, fresh-baked pills out on the windowsill to cool down, and young men would often steal them to cure their ravenous cravings.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 01:37 [No]

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! Our Names are Clonepa.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 05:20 [No]

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Are we not men?

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We are Clonepa!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 05:58 [No]

( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Together, we stand tall!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 06:49 [No]

five minutes earlier

( ・-・) Alright, I’m gonna kill whoever slipped me a mickey. I’ll bet it was you, Clonepa.
( ・-・) Clonepa, tell me which one of you did it and I will let the rest of you live.

five minutes later
( ・-・) WHY DO I KEEP SETTING MYSELF UP FOR THESE THINGS

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 15:41 [No]

( ・ω・) Remember that cartoon where Mickey Mouse slipped on one of Goofy's turds and sailed all over town on it, knocking stuff over? That was pretty funny.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 20:53 [No]

( ・ω・) No wait, that was Beady Eyes last week.

( ・ω・) He could really use a vaquation.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 02:40 [No]

( ・ω・) I agree.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 03:15 [No]

( ・ω・) On the next Everybody Loves Clonepa, we have a very special guest!

( ・ω・) President Obama will be here!

( ・ω・) He's going to explain his master plan for bankrupting the USA Federal Government in five to nine years and trashing the world economy in the process, and then laugh maniacally!

( ・ω・) Won't that be fun, kids?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 15:32 [No]

>>76

Who is Obama and how has he got such power over the Federal Government?

I don't think our President Clinton would bother bankrupting our Government when there's Iraqi stuff to blow up with expensive Cruise Missiles!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:08 [No]

( ・ω・) Hi, >>77! My name is Clonepa!

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:09 [No]

　　　　　　　　,. -.､
　　　　　　　,⊿>>76 ヾ､
　　　　　／ /　＿　　', ＼
.　　　　く ,.f‐'´ 　｀`‐i.., > POLITICS POLITICS OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
　　　　　ハﾊＸ_,∨,_メﾊハ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　 ┌‐| io⌒ ""⌒o! |ｰ┐
　　,.^ニﾆﾉﾉ＼( ・ω・)／ゝ､ﾆニ^ 、
　くく.　//|　| o､￣／ |　| | | 　〉〉
. 　く　〉| | |　| 　｀´ 　.|　| | |　く　〉
￣￣｀く X二)￣￣￣(二X >￣'

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:11 [No]

( ・ω・) We'll also have the very popular Dr. Pill, who's here to tell us about his new book "Learning to Self Absorb."

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 03:11 [No]

　　＿＿＿
　/　||￣￣|| 　∩∩　　
　| 　||＿＿||　(・-・ )　　Now to rewrite his scripts for tonight's sketches!
　|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
　|　　　　|　( ./　　　　 /

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 20:01 [No]

( ・ω・) As a special treat, all our sketches tonight will be totally improvised from audience suggestions!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 22:06 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) MITTENS

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 00:31 [No]

( ・ω・) Hi, Mittens! My name is Clonepa!

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 21:05 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) I LIKE YELLING ABOUT MITTENS

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 16:24 [No]

( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)

Did someone say mittens?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 22:51 [No]

( ・ω・) DHL just came by and dropped off a case full of prosthetic butts.

( ・ω・) I wonder why...

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 04:33 [No]

Meanwhile, back at the lab...

-plortch-
　　　　　　　　　,,..,,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,..,,,, Hello! My name
　　　　　　 / ．　　ヽ　　　　　　　,,..,,,,　　　　　　　　　　 ./ ・ω・ヽ is Clonepa!
　　　　　　　　! ．3　　 l 　　　　　 ./　　　．ヽ　　　　　　　　　!　　　　　l
.　　　　　　ゝ､,＿_ノ　　　　　　 l 　　ε ． !　　　. 　　　　ゝ､,＿_,,ノ
⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃　　　　　⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽゝ､,＿_,,ノ⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 07:43 [No]

( ´ω`) Ah yes, my new experimental Blobpa.

( ´ω`) He's actually made out of C4. If you poke him in the right place with a stick he'll explode.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 01:54 [No]

( ・-・) It is impossible for a living being to be made out of C4. I shall now prove Grandpa's claims to be false.

　　　　　　　　　,..,,,,
　　　　　　　　/ ・ω・ヽ
( ・-・)　　　　 !　　　　　l
　　　　　　　　ゝ､,＿_,,ノ

　　　　　　　　　,..,,,,
　　　　[poke]/ ・ω・ヽ
　　( ・-・)--- ヽ　　　　l
　　　　　　　　く,______,,ノ

　　　　　　(((((((())))))))
[BOOM] ((〃〃〃〃〃))
　　　 (((〃〃 ☆〃☆〃〃))
　　(((〃〃〃〃 ☆〃〃〃〃))
　　　((〃〃〃☆〃☆〃〃))
　　　 ((((((((((((()))))))))))))

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 04:20 [No]

( ´ω`) oh god not the fire alarm again

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 00:17 [No]

( ・ω・) Your experiment worked! I'm so happy for you!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 19:59 [No]

( ・ω・) Too bad my bestext friend blew up, though.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 20:19 [No]

　　　　（　　　）　))
　　　　（（⌒ 　
　　　(⌒(（⌒)）　　））　,
　　（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）
　　（　(（ ⌒ ））　）　　　　　
　　（　　⌒( ・-・)））　　　YOU COULD TRY TO HELP ME YOU KNOW!!!!
　　从ﾉ.::;;火;;;从;; 从））ﾞ　
　从::;;;;;ﾉ　）;;从;;;;;从　　　　　　　
从;;;;;:: 人；ﾉ;从;;;;;从人￣|

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 22:39 [No]

( ・ω・) That looks like it hurts!

( ・ω・) I'mma give you a hug.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 22:40 [No]

　　　　（　　　）　))
　　　　（（⌒ 　
　　　(⌒(（⌒)）　　））　,
　　（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）
　　（　(（ ⌒ ））　）　　　　　
　　（　　⌒( ・-・)））　　　DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH--
　　从ﾉ.::;;火;;;从;; 从））ﾞ　
　从::;;;;;ﾉ　）;;从;;;;;从　　　　　　　
从;;;;;:: 人；ﾉ;从;;;;;从人￣|

97 Name: AUDIO ONLY MESSAGE : 1993-09-6086 08:01 [No]

OH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD MY SKIN IS COMING OFF

I wub you, bubby!

FUCK FUCK FUCK GET OFF ME YOU FUCK--AGHHHHHHH

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 16:21 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, that Clonepa!

WA WA WA WAAAAAA~~~~

-COMMERCIAL BREAK-

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 01:55 [No]

　／∵∴∵∴＼　　　Do you like chili? Really HOT chili? Then you should try
../∵∴∵∴∵∴＼　　Marty's Fucking Hot Chili. This chili is so fucking hot
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|　　it'll burn the roof of your fucking mouth! If you try
|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|　　Marty's Fucking Hot Chili and don't say "Wow! That's the
|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　HOTTEST fucking chili I've ever tasted!" then Rei will
|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　　give you your money back!
＼|　　　＼＿/　／　　
　＼＿＿＿_／　　　　Try Marty's Ass Kicking Good Soup too!
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ　　　　
　　/__i |丱!|　　　
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　　 Marty's　　　　　　 ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 02:01 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　 ∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ
　　　　　　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i
　　　　　　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　（　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　）　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　.∧ ∧.(　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　( ・ω・∩　　　　After this 100get,
　　　　　　　　o　　　,ﾉ　　　　We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
　　　　　　　　Ｏ＿　.ﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　.(ノ
　　　　　　　　　━━

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 16:31 [No]

( ・ω・) I have some great news, kids!
( ・ω・) I'm dying of cancer!

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 19:51 [No]

( ・ω・) Most of us don't last long enough to get cancer!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 00:02 [No]

( ・ω・) So I had myself specially injected with cancerous cells, and guess what? It worked!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 01:51 [No]

( ・-・) You dumbfuck, that wasn’t you. That was a narcotic painkiller they injected me with in the burn ward. Stop making shit up.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 04:06 [No]

( ・-・}ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 21:00 [No]

( ・ω・) It's not cancer? What are these lumps all over me then?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 22:36 [No]

( ・-・) That's Play-Doh, you dipshit.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:37 [No]

( ・ω・) When do I get to smoke some medicinal marijuana for this cancer? Will those lumps ever get so big that I can't get through the front door of the weed store?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 13:10 [No]

( ・ω・) Do you have any pills that might help?

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 22:20 [No]

( ・ω・) I have opened PILLS!

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 05:28 [No]

( ・-・) Yeah, I got some right

(・-・ ) uh...

( ・-・) Dammit. The ONE DAY I don't bring any with me...

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 07:33 [No]

( ・ω・) *munch munch munch munch*

( ◕ω◕) Hooooooly muhvvera' BALLZ

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 21:14 [No]

( ・ω・) Oh, wait. These are malted milk balls.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 08:40 [No]

( ・-・) MY SYSTEMIC SHITDOWN™ BENZOS! YOU FUCKER!!! I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 08:42 [No]

( ・ω・) That would explain the pile of my guts on the ground, yes. I sort of shoved them out of the way.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 19:06 [No]

( ・ω・) Oh, well.

( xωx)

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 20:58 [No]

( ・ω・) It looks like I didn't die of cancer after all.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 22:47 [No]

( xωx)

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 05:08 [No]

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME ( ・-}・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:51 [No]

MAKE IT STOP OR mmmbh mmMmm m( ・}・ω・) String tastes funny.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 05:02 [No]

( ・}・ω・)

(}・ω・)

( ・ω・) I feel strange.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 11:47 [No]

( ・ω・) Like I can do anything... but I want to do nothing.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 20:34 [No]

( ・ω・) I have this urge to mess up someone else's story for some reason.

( ・ω・) But I won't. That would be mean.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 21:00 [No]

∩ ∩
( ・ω・) On the other hand, it'd be fun to ruin someone else's good time.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 21:13 [No]

( ・ω・) oh shiiiit I've become one of them!

( ・ω・) ...perhaps immortality has its perks, though

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) ...but FUUUUCK I can't resist the urge to drink paint thinner! damn these genes! I'll kill you, Grandpa, if it's the last thing I do!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 10:55 [No]

( ・ω・) ...I have to poop. But I don't have a butt.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 16:09 [No]

( ・ω・) I have no butt and I must poop!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 17:36 [No]

( ・ω・) That was a Harlan Ellison reference, kids!

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