( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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∩´ω`)< Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
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Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?
( ・-・) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.
( ・ω・) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!
( ・-・) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.
( • ω•) Everything looks different
( ・-・) clik I give up.
In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
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/ / | | / (・ω・ ) Awwwwwwwww
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キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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/ / | |/====っ (・ω・ ) I mean, oh poop!
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何?
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Go away!
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( ・ω・) MY ω CAN BE USED AS A BUT!
( ´ω`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.
Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Damn reruns.
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(・ω・ ) ... that's enough TV for today.
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-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
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..... dammit.
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/ / | | / ( ・-・)(・ω・ ) Good heavens!
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Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
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NO! NO! NO!
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/ / | | / (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Yay!
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It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
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I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
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/ / | | / (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Oh crap.
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/ / | | ( ・-ω・ ) Would you mind, you're in my space.
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/ / | | ( ・-∴ω・ ) I feel ...
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| ||__|| (´ω` ) Phase 1 is complete.
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( ・ω・) Get off of my roof VIPPER.
As millions of revived Clonepas move back into their government
positions, the strikingly efficient nature of hive mind leadership
is noticed most in the little things. Vanilla ice cream is cheaper,
while -
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) Phase II is ready.
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( ・ω・) Now where was that paint thinner?
Citizens of Earth, Sting! He'll be back later in the show to
sing about how he watches you all the time!
Now to usher in a golden age of universal understanding!
Our first task will be to-
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) And here... we...
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( ・-・) Nobody loves you