[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 15:59

( ・ω・) That's it for our show this evening, boys and girls!

( ・ω・) Now, we had a lot of fun tonight, but we touched on a very serious issue.

( ・ω・) And that issue is

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 18:06

                   ∧_∧
.                   (・ω・) The importance of correct spelling and grammar!
                ∧_c(,_uuノ_∧
.                (・ω・) (・ω・) Drunk driving!
             ∧_c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.             (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) Never running with scissors!
          ∧_c(_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.          (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) How to make a good omelette!
       ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) Peer pressure!
    ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) The dangers of demon worship!
 ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)  ( ・-・) (・ω・) The art of crossdressing for fun and profit!
c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ
                          The crushing inevitability of death.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 19:45

( ・ω・) Now all of you get into the grinder!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 21:13

       _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
       >      Yaaaaaaaaay!!!    <
        ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^YY^Y^ ̄

.  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧
  (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
\c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ/
.  \  (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) /
   \c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ/
.     \  (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) /
      \c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ/
.        \  (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) /
         \c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ/
.           \  (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) /
            \c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ/
.              \  (・ω・)  ( ・-・) / Wait, what?
               \c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ /
.                 \  (・ω・)  /
                  \c(_uuノ /
                    \   /
                     |从从|
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536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 16:49

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩´ω`)< Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
□………(つ  |   \________________
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537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:40

   -‐‐- 、
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i  乂-‐ −! i Great! Now we can eat them in the back while telling customers we're out of it.
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 17:17

By popular request, the dialogue of the following episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa will consist entirely of strings of ws.
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539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 02:46

   ∧_∧ 
 _( ・ω・)    Wwwww Ww Wwww WWwWw!
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,..,..┴,...,...,...,.┴,,,,..

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:24

( ・ω・) Wwwwwwwwww wwwww wwww.

( ・ω・) Wwwwww wwwww www!

( ・-・) Wwwwwww? Wwwww ww wwww www.

( ・ω・) Wwwwwww; wwww www w wwwwwww WWWWWW wwwww w www (wwww ww www wwwwww).

( ・-・) ...

( ・ω・) ...w!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 13:24

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      ||. (・ω・`| Wwww'w www wwww www wwwwwww, kids! G'bye!!!
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542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:32

( ゚ ヮ゚) Best episode yet!

(・∀・) I agree!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 23:06

(・∀・) My favorite part was when he said "Wwww! Ww www ww www wwwww?" to that guy!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 00:44

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  ||/( ・ω・))') Wow, it sure is raining hard out today!
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545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 03:45

                                     |~l
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                 .,,____  ,.ノ        ./´Hello, kids! My name
          _,,. -‐'´     'ー┘      ・ω・ | is Clonepa! There's
         __!.,,__ ,,__,.,..__,...,_     _       /フ ..i´nothing wrong with me.
       <´~ し、 _.ノヽ- \ つ   (└‐-'´!ノ⌒ |,..i´
        )  .く .~| .,,.-‐.v´ .! ,.-‐'
       /   ./   `  .   `´
       .ヽ∩,!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 05:31

Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:19

( ・ω・) He taught me an eyebrow trick, but I forgot how to do it.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 11:19

( ・-・) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:39

( ・ω・) I'm practicing a speech.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:28

( ・ω・) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 19:48

( ・ω・) Vote for me and I'll replace everyone in the federal government with one of me!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:09

( ・ω・) It'll be one glorious regime change extravaganza!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 22:01

( ・-・) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 23:20

( • ω•) Everything looks different

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:49

( ・ω・) Now it's normal again!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:54

Political pundits were aghast today as millions of Clonepas
voted themselves into every Federal Government job from
President to Congressman all the way down to the janitors
and vending machine repairmen. As unemployed politicians,
lobbyists and other social paras-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 07:03

 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Time for hentai!
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558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:15

parasailing in beautiful No-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Hey!
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559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:20

parasacral sciatic nerve bl-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Oh, come on!
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560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:54

parasplap boop blap blop bloop
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Where is it?
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561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 16:16

It slices and dices! And if you call in the ne-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ No thanks.
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562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 17:51

( ・-・) clik I give up.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 18:14

In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
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/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Awwwwwwwww
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564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 21:51

asked for comment, the annoying comic foil said, "I just want
to give back to the world that's given me so much!"
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/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) I never said that!
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565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:52

( ・-・) Who the fuck gave away all my huggy pillows?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:21

お兄ちゃん、触手責めしませんか?
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Finally, I found the hentai!
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キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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/  /   | |/====っ        (・ω・ ) Oh shit
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\_ヽ__| |===っ      ./_____//
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567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:15

キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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 ____ /二二つ           ∧∧
/  /   | |/====っ        (・ω・ ) I mean, oh poop!
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568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:24

何?
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Go away!
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569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 20:56

can decorate this area with ribbons, glitter and what have you.
Now, for those of you without a butt, your options are
unfortunately much more limited. All you can really do is
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/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Hey!
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570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:58

( ・ω・) Grandpa! I need a butt! It's for an art project!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:20

( ´ω`) What's all this about butts?

( ´ω`) Heh heh

( ´ω`) That's a poem.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 17:21

( ・ω・) Come on, I need a butt now! Pleasepleasepleaseplease

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 18:50

( ´ω`) A Clonepa with a butt would be a crime against nature. I cannot let this happen.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:01

( ・ω・) MY ω CAN BE USED AS A BUT!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:53

( ・ω・) I'll need really tiny ribbons then.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 06:53

( ´ω`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:29

Multiple riots sprout in US soil after candidate
Mitt Romney wins the elections with over 80% of
the votes. It is believed that about one thousand
people were killed in the ensuing--
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽI wonder where's Motorcity...
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578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:44

-re we see rioters rocking back and forth, sucking their
thumbs and clutching desperately at blankets and teddy
bears while others lie curled up in fetal po-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Ugh! More news!
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579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:54

haa~ haaaa~ onii-chaaaaan!
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Okay!
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580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 11:50

All potatoes go in the bag, along with the bal-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ C'mon, talk about my show!
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581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 12:54

Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Damn reruns.
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582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:15

Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
We used to re...
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Seen that one already.
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583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 21:11

    γ ⌒ ⌒ `ヘ
   イ ""  ⌒  ヾ ヾ
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  ( (    |l  |    )  )
  ヾ、 ⌒〜"""''''''⌒〜'´ ノ
    ""'''ー-┬ーr--〜''""    clik     ∧_∧  Well I guess there really is nothing good on.   
      。* i|   |i %。;'        + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ May as well test out that self-destruct button, then.
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ/∴,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
         |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 22:14

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:23

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ ) ... that's enough TV for today.
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:46

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:21

                               ∧∧
                             (xωx )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:11

     ,-∧,,∧-- 、
   / (xωx` ) /
   r-くっ⌒cソ、 /
  ノ '、 , 、 _, ' / /  
.(_,.       ././    
,(.,_ `'ー-、_,,..ノ/
  ~`''ー--‐'

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:21

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My Clonepa is name.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:33

  ∧__∧
 (,,´ω`) 
  ⊂彡☆))ω・) -smek-

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:36

( ・ω・) Hey ho every joe! Clone My Name Pa!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:20

( xωx) hrk

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:11

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
            /⌒ヽ
           /(●)(●)   WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
           | トェェェイ/   THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
           | /`ニニ´
           // | |
          U  .U
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:57

In a stunning turn of events, Clonepas the world over have
all spontaneously shut down. Government services have-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∩∩
/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) This is the happiest day of my life!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 16:28

 ____             ∩∩  ∧∧
/  /   | |  /         (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Hey there Beady, what're ya watchin'?
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \     ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:26

-down in the capitol as temp workers carry away the endles-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                 Shhh! The news says all you guys died!
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Uh oh!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:19

-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                 ..... dammit.
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        ( ・-・)(・ω・ ) Good heavens!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:41

Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                 NO! NO! NO!
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Yay!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 18:26

It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                 I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Oh crap.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 20:20

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |          (・-・ω・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||        ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:05

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |    600 get. (・-・ω・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        /_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:01

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |          ( ・-ω・ ) Would you mind, you're in my space.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||        ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:07

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |          ( ・-・ω・ ) There is no you, there is no me; there is only the Beadpa Cloneyes.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        /._____.//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:25

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |          ( ・-∴ω・ ) I feel ...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        /._____.//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 03:23

 ____               ∩∧
/  /   | |              (・〜・)
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        /._____.//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:20


                 γ ⌒ ⌒ `ヘ
                イ ""  ⌒  ヾ ヾ
              / (   ⌒    ヽ  )ヽ
              (      、 ,     ヾ )
              ゞ (.    .  ノ. .ノ .ノ
                ゝ、、ゝ....|  |..., , ノソ
              .._....,,. .-ー;''!  i;;;〜−ヽ_
              γ ,〜ー'''l ! |'''ーヾ  ヾ
              ( (    |l  |    )  )
              ヾ、 ⌒〜"""''''''⌒〜'´ ノ
 ____         ""'''ー-┬ーr--〜''"" 
/  /   | |          。* i|   |i %。;'
l 二 |    | |          、`ヾノ 从 ゝ/∴,/|
\_ヽ__| |        /._____.//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:05

  ___
 / || ̄ ̄||  ∧__∧  
 |  ||__|| (´ω` )  Phase 1 is complete.
 | ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
 |    | ( ./     /

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:52

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)     What a bizarre dream.
         _| ⊃/(___  I wonder what it all means!
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:07

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)           _,,..,,,,_  
         _| ⊃/(___      / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
       / └-(____/      l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        `'ー---‐'''''"


         _,,..,
        ./ ,' 3/ヽ-、___
        <⌒/      /
      /<_/____/

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 23:20

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)     Wait. Was that the dream?
         _| ⊃/(___  
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:48

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)           _,,..,,,,_  
         _| ⊃/(___      / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
       / └-(____/      l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        `'ー---‐'''''"


         _,,..,
        ./ ・˙ 3/ヽ-、___
        <⌒/      /
      /<_/____/

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 16:21

       〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚             _,,..,,,,_   
         <⌒/ヽ-、___       / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
       /<._/____./       l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄         `'ー---‐'''''"
          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)            _,,..,,,,_   
         _| ⊃/(___       / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
       / └-(____/       l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        `'ー---‐'''''"

                            _,,..,,,,_   
         <⌒/ヽ-、___       / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
       /<._/____./       l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄         `'ー---‐'''''"

                         γ ⌒ ⌒ `ヘ
                        イ ""  ⌒  ヾ ヾ
                      / (   ⌒    ヽ  )ヽ
                      (      、 ,     ヾ )
                      ゞ (.    .  ノ. .ノ .ノ
                         ゝ、、ゝ.....|  |..., , ノソ
                        ._....,,. .-ー;''!  i;;;〜−ヽ_
                       γ ,〜ー'''l ! |'''ーヾ  ヾ
                       ( (    |l  |    )  )
                       ヾ、 ⌒〜"""''''''⌒〜'´ ノ
         <⌒/ヽ-、___       ""'''ー-┬ーr--〜''""
       /<._/____./         。* i|   |i %。;'
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄          、`ヾノ 从 ゝ/∴

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
            ( ・-・)   (・ω・ ) Hey there Beady Eyes, what'cha thinkin' 'bout?

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:53

    _,,..,,,,_  

   / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
  l   ⊃ ⌒_つ

 `'ー---‐'''''"

-----------------------------------------------------------------

( ・ω・) Get off of my roof VIPPER.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:15

As millions of revived Clonepas move back into their government
positions, the strikingly efficient nature of hive mind leadership
is noticed most in the little things. Vanilla ice cream is cheaper,
while -
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) Phase II is ready.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 16:02

( ・ω・) I'm hungry.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:29

( ・ω・) But l am also thirsty, so instead l will quench my thirst.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 02:23

( ・ω・) Now where was that paint thinner?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 05:52

 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) Found it! Now, back to what I was doing...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:17

        _,、_,、
      __/,ィv''vj  Hey, uh, could-
     ,/Oィ(,, ・-・)  Could somebody give me a hand here?
    〈,;<´`ー'^''^!  Vore is not my fetish.
  ┌シ ; ;つ三づ
i\┌シ ; ;ノ三ノ  
ヾ、_;_;イ,,)ω',,)

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 13:51

Citizens of Earth! I am President Clonepa! Now that we have
united all nations as one, there are going to be some changes
made. Also, on tonight's Everybody Loves Clonepa, our
musical guest will be Sting!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) Yes, yes!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 14:29

I hope that someone finds my
I hope that someone finds my
Message in a butt hole〜♪
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∩∩
/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) Really?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:49

Citizens of Earth, Sting! He'll be back later in the show to
sing about how he watches you all the time!
Now to usher in a golden age of universal understanding!
Our first task will be to-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) And here... we...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:52

-force everyone to dress in identical Onesies and call each
other My Good Chu-
=KABLAMMERINO=
Bam bam blammo blam BANG Burn burn burn burn
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(´ω` ヽ. ...GO!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:26

-and all the world's capitol cities are in flames today as millions of
bureaucrat model Clonepas violently exploded in a
synchronized self-destruction extravaganza! Anarchy reigns as-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∩∩
/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) Holy fuck!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:54

( ´ω`) That should take care of those overdue parking tickets once and for all!

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 21:06

( ・-・) You destroyed all civilization to get out of parking tickets?

( ・-・) ....

( ・-・) You're my hero! I take back all the mean things I said about you!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 11:08

( ・-・) Now take your pills!

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 10:35

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! I just woke up, did I miss anything exciting?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 10:51

( ´ω`) Not really. Go prepare for your show.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 22:45

( ・ω・) Gather round, everybody! It's time for the Everybody Loves Clonepa Christmas Special!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 01:15

( ・-・) Nobody loves you

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