( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) And that was Mittens with the Token Fart Joke! Let's give her a hand!
What're you all going to get each other for christmas.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm one with reddit. Watch me slapping troll faces over a group photo. It's a great pleasure. Participate. Have Fun. Enjoy.
Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy
Tweezer Chan!～♪
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＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
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Girls have a "Girls Penis" Mimi-chan.
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/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) KnJ is great.
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( ・ω・) I wish I had a Girls Penis.
( ・ω・) I wish I had a Penis-Girls.
( ・ω・) Hi, kids! We had a special moment planned for you, but since Beady Eyes is busy jackin' it to Super Happy Zircon Encrusted Tweezer-Chan, we'll just have our musical guest fill this slot!
( ・ω・) Put your hands in the air for Gingerbread Manthraxx!!
(・ω・ ) What does this mean, "jackin' it"?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Well, when a man and his mitten love each other very much...
(・ω・ ) They buy presents for each other?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sure. Presents.
( ・ω・) ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine
( ・ω・) Anyway, that's all for tonight's show. I hope you kids are also jackin' it! I know I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids, after last night's episode, we need to set the record straight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A stocking is not a mitten. It is like a mitten, but it goes on feet. Or perhaps it is the decorative kind put on the mantle at Christmastime.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From everyone at Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions, we hope your gift giving and receiving is of a distinctly family friendly nature this year!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
(-ヮ- ) ... only five years till contract is over....
I have to say, Kevin, I'm not at all curious as to what
that Beady Eyes bit on tonight's show was going to be.
You bloody well got dat right, Eunice! Well, that's our After
Show for tonight. Next up, Darkpa's Daily Dis-
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＿＿＿＿ ∩∩
/ / | | ／ (・-・ ) HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT?
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( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit reep bijit jork
( xωx) -urk-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yep. Busted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But what light shines from yonder cloning vat?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lo, unto us a Clonepa is born!
( ・ω・) Hello, world!
( ・ω・) #!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
If true
do
kill pidof universe
done
fi
( ・ω・) $ cat `which universe`
#!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
if true
do
kill `pidof universe`
done
fi(̵̵͢ ̢・҉̨͟ω̕・)҉҉ ̧́h҉̧͟ęr̨é̶ ̷͡͞we ̀g͠o̧ ̴̢ag̸͢ai͢͝n̢
( ﾟ -ﾟ) very sorry
( ` ñ｀) PA LA PINGA
( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I'm the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!
( ・ω・) Yay!
( ・-・) Take that fursuit off.
A,,,,,,A
,,,,,,∠ ﾞゞ
ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・) I am Clonepagurrath!
;' ､,,,,,,, ;; ,,◇:' You cannot derail the coming of the Old Gods!
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( ・-・) No, I really must insist. Gimme that.
A,,,,,,A
,,,,,,∠ ﾞゞ
ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・) No!
;' ､,,,,,,, ;; ,,◇:' I will devour your soul like an old rusty tin can!
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( ・-・) I want my goat suit back, you buttless abomination!
( ・-・) Furfagcon is coming up and I need to dryclean the clone smell out of it!
( ・-・) Gah! You're stretching it, you monster! That garb is strictly for one person. One person with an ass to speak of.
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彡 V~~Vﾐ
|=つ・ ω・) Yeah, get it in gear! The Yiffacato Five are playing!
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( ・-・) GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT SUIT
( ・-・) YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE
( ・-・) I HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR VAT-GROWN SHITFAT FUCKLE PISSNIPPLE FLAPCRAPPY TURKEYBASTER
( ・-・) May I have my goat suit back now, please?
( ・ω・) Well I suppose you can have it back if you really want it, but it might be a little bit stained...
( ・ω・) Clonepaggurath unfortunately dissolved inside it.
( ・ω・) It was pretty gross, to be honest.
( ・ω・) On the upside, it smells like chicken soup and mold!
( ・ω・) Hey, are you crying?
( ・ω・) Cheer up, Beady! We're all friends here; there's no need to be upset.
( ・ω・) I made you a cupcake!
( ・ω・) And you can wash it down with this onion milkshake!
( ・ω・) Oh, and I also got you a 700 GET! They're your favourite, right?
( ・-・) I hate it
( ・ω・) ... turkey baster?
( ・-・) I hate those too.
( ・ω・) Pure liquified hate, the perfect gift for you.
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Grimecore band SMUDGE!
( ・-・) I thought this was supposed to be a kids show. Are you sure this group is kid-friendly?
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Candycore band FUDGE!
( ・-・) Way to encourage tooth decay!
( ・ω・) Sigh...
( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Spoobnumbycore band DUDGE!
(・ω・ ) Try to find a problem with THAT one, party pooper!
( ・ω・) Thank goodness.
( ・ω・) We'll be back after these super important messages!
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γ三ヽLﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘ｣ Come by and have some of
{ﾆ焼ﾆ}| ∧,,∧ | whatever the fuck it is we sell!
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( ・-・) How is it you can book a new band in seconds like that?
( ・ω・) It's always the same band. We just change their costumes.
( ███) Can I take this off my face yet?
( ・ω・) We're doing your bit near the end of the show. Have patience!
( ・ω・) Welcome back, kids! Time for Beady Eyes to do some stupid filler!
( ・ω・) Take it away, Character Everybody Hates!
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) What is the d-
( ・ω・) Beady Eyes, ladies and gentlemen!
( ・ω・) And now, give it up for DUDGE!!
( ・ω・) Or more commercials, I guess.
( ´ω`) This show's more organized than most of them.
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＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼ < So what's up next? Puzzle time?
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( ███) ...
They've squired me, Forbes.
( ・-・) Clonepa, I'm pregnant.
( ・-・) And you're the father.
( ・ω・) Well, fancy that.
( ・-・) No, no, no. Go right head.
( ´ω`) No son of mine is going to have a child out of wedlock. Time for a shotgun wedding.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been doing cocaine?
(・∀・) There's even a line of it on your chin.
(・∀・) You do realise you're supposed to inhale it, not eat it, right?
( ・⍹・)I wish you had said that earlier.