[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 09:50

( ・-・) Clonepa, I'm pregnant.

( ・-・) And you're the father.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 17:17

-=DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN=-

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 10:38

( ・ω・) Well, fancy that.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 11:08

( ・ω・) Let's fire up this device I had lying around and see what the baby will look like as an adult, in the future!

( ・-・) That isn't going anywhere near me.

( ・ω・) It's telepathic.

( ・ω・) I forgot how slow it printed. Let's read it as it comes through!

+============================================================+
| BABY FUTURE ADULT BABY SCANNING FUTURE DEVICE Future Ver. |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Baby's future adult baby face:

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 13:14

|
|　 ∩ ∩
|　(　ﾟ mﾟ)
|__________________
Thank you for using BABY FUTURE ABSFD!
Your account has been charged 99.99.99

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 15:44

( ・ω・) This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen!


( ・ω・) I'm going to kill myself now.


( ・ω・ ) Isn't that great, kids?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:15

( ・-・) huh?

( ・-・) Oh, yeahhhhhhhh.

( ・-・) Well, now we've found one whole thing he's into.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 11:51

( ・ω・ ) I'm really going to do it! Don't try to stop me!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 17:21

( ・-・) No, no, no. Go right head.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:20

( ・-・) It's not like we don't have spares.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:40

( ・ω・) Factory reset complete.

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 22:11

( ・ω・) In case of emergency, all memories since last reset and/or creation have been smooshed together and excreted as a brown paste from my solid wastes hole. Keep it safe!

( ・ω・) And bring me some new underwear.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:20

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're pregnant.

( ・-・) And Junior is the father.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:57

( ΦωΦ) Gasp!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 16:38

( ´ω`) No son of mine is going to have a child out of wedlock. Time for a shotgun wedding.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 20:38

( ´⍹`) I'm a dumb idiot forever

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 11:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been doing cocaine?

(・∀・) There's even a line of it on your chin.

(・∀・) You do realise you're supposed to inhale it, not eat it, right?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 13:34

( ・⍹・)I wish you had said that earlier.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 18:18

( ・-・) You fuckasses had better have left some cocaine for me.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 13:48

( ´ω`) Yeah, we saved some for you. We labeled it "Arsenic" so the clones wouldn't get into it.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:15

( ・-・) There are 2 containers marked "Arsenic." Which one should be snorted?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:16

( ´ω`) Either one should be fine.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 10:22

( 　・)つ――― snrrrrrt

( ・-・) Blech! Dammit, this is caster sugar!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 14:31

( ・ω・) No actually, I think that's arsenic, it clearly says arsenic on the label.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 16:41

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we used to snuffle a powdered sugar mixed with tooth powder

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 01:25

( ・ω・) Arsenic is bad.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 04:22

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 01:15

Grandpa, you're pregnant. And Barack Obama is the f--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ This is getting silly.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　 　　　　.／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| |　　 　　　　　 .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 19:03

Clonepa, you're pregnant. And Clonepa is the f--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・ω・ ) Now that's more like it!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:36

( ・ω・) Life is wonderful!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:32

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it real

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:59

( ・ω・) I think you need to leave.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 21:17

( ´‿ᖨ`)

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 00:47

( ・ω・) . . .

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 01:56

( ´‿ᖨ`) no.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 09:18

( ・ω・) I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice...

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 18:17

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We must assimilate you.

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ONE OF US

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 19:06

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think saaaaaa
( ・‿ᖨ`) aaaaaaaAAAAAA
( ・‿ᖨ・) AAAAAAああああああ
( ・ωᖨ・) ああああああHHHHHH
( ・ω・) HHHHHHello everyone, my name is Clonepa!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:40

( ・-・) Thank god he's gone.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:54

( ・ω・) You're next.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 21:04

( ・-・) What the fuck are you ta--
( ・〜・) ...Oh gaaaaaa
(∵〜・) aaaaaaAAAAAA
(∵ゞ・) AAAAAAああああああ
(∵ω・) ああああああHHHHHHH
( ・ω・) HHHHHHello everyone! My mouth tastes funny.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:53

In other news, the Clonepa Collective is growing by leaps and bounds!
Get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity now!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Is this all part of your plan?
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Sure is.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:54

( ・ω・) Thank god I'm gone.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 23:08

( ・ω・) Invest in clone housing, it's cheap affordable housing for the huge clonepa population boom.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 04:47

( ・ω・) Each ClonePod(tm) is 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter - just enough room for one of us to curl up tightly in! No unsightly windows or air vents either! Just a set of handles around the self-sealing lid.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 17:59

( ・ω・) Y'know, I almost miss Beady Eyes.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 18:09

( ・ω・) He was my best friend.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:24

( ・ω・) Now I can't tell him apart from the rest of us.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:34

( ・ω・) Me neither.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 23:04

( ・ω・) Am I him?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 02:32

( ・ω・) My eyes are fairly beady, now that I think about it...

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 22:59

( ・ω・) Perhaps there's a little bit of Beady Eyes in all of us!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:51

( ・ω・) I was just undergoing self-replication when one of them came out all weird.

( ・-・) That was the most awful experience of my life.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 15:46

( ・ω・) Even worse than that time you got beat up by a group of five year old girls?

( ・ω・) Or that time your left testicle imploded?

( ・ω・) Oh, and who could forget that time we accidentally put you in an airmail package and sent you to a tribe of cannibals in Papua New Guinea?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 18:44

( ・ω・) What about that time your eyes were the gateways to the dimension of fire, and every time you blinked, your eyes would burn really bright?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:08

( ・ω・) Or when you found out Grandpa was your father?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:11

( ・-・) ALL OF YOU .LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU ALL

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:28

( ・ω・) But I'm only one person. Are you okay?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 21:09

( ・ω・) Me too. Would you like a glass of water?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 23:28

( ・ω・) We are all one. Would you like some cake?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 12:16

( ・-・) I... you just... you...

( ・-・) Yes, I would like some cake.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 15:30

( ・ω・) Too bad, we're going to sing Jethro Tull songs.
( ・ω・) And one, two, three.
( ・ω・) SITTING ON A PARK BENCH

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:31

( ・ω・) WHISTLE ALONG ON THE SEVENTH DAY!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:41

( ・ω・) I can't actually whistle, my mouth is a butt.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 20:45

( ・ω・) I'M NOT THE KIND YOU HAVE TO WIND UP ON SUNDAY

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 21:44

( ・ω・) SAVE YOURSELF A PENNY FOR THE FERRYMAN, SAVE YOURSELF AND LET THEM SUFFER

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 00:42

( ・ω・) GIMME SOMMA THAT WHATCHYOU SUCKIN' ON
( ・ω・) BUT THERE WAS NO REPLY 'CAUSE SHE WAS GONE!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:35

( ・-・) 800 GET.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:56

( ・-・) 799 GET

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 10:26

( ・-・) Hey, where's that cake you promised me?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 14:03

( ・ω・)I CAME ACROSS THE DESERT TO GREET YOU WITH A SMILE IT'S HARDLY WORTH MY WHILE.

( ・ω・)Wait we're done singing now?
( ・ω・) Anyway I can't cook so your cake just turned into a pineapple

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 10:24

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Silly Clonepa, that's not a pineapple!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 11:29

( ・ω・) What d-- oh yeah, you're right.
　　　　　　　　　_,,,..,,,,_
　　　　　　　　./ ,' 3　`ヽｰっ
　　　　　　　　l　　 ⊃　⌒_つ
　　　　　 　　 `'ｰ---‐'''''
( ・ω・) Looks more like a banana.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 01:14

　_,,,..,,,,_
./ ﾟ 3　`ヽｰっ
l ﾟ ⊃　⌒_つ
`'ｰ---‐'''''

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 04:11

( ・ω・) Holy shit, a VIPPER who isn't VIPPING a nap.
( ・ω・) We're going to have to alert DADDY COOL.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 19:04

( ・ω・) Oh, DADDY COOL didn't pay his server bill this month.

( ・ω・) Probably didn't have the money since people weren't paying him enough.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:16

( ・-・) Oh, I paidhim enough. He never delivered on the VIP QUALITY.
( ・-・) Probably took my money and ran to mootxico.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:18

( ・ω・) You do realize VIP QUALITY might mean something completely different to a guy who talks like Torgo, you fuckwit?

( ・ω・ ) Empathy, kids!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:48

( ・ω・) Now, gather round, everyone! Today we're going to learn about quantum chromodynamics.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 20:35

( ・-・) But I don't wanna learn about quantum chromodynamics

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:25

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You shut your whore mouth and listen, dammit!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:33

( ・ω・) Gluons are antired,
( ・ω・) Quarks are antiblue;
( ・ω・) Quantum physics is almost as difficult as poetry
( ・ω・) Also, I have no butt.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 21:49

( ・ω・) No butt, no butt
( ・ω・) I've never had a butt
( ・ω・) Plenty of ifs and many ands
( ・ω・) But not a single butt!

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 22:19

:ﾉ haheheheheha
:）haheheha　
:ノhehehahehahehaha
:ヽhehehahe

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 04:43

( ・ω・) Shine a light on an electron
( ・ω・) The electron will swerve!
( ・ω・) The act of observing
( ・ω・) Disturbs the observed!

( ・ω・) Heisenberg's musing
( ・ω・) is a punch to the gut.
( ・ω・) But the thing most disturbing
( ・ω・) Is I have no butt!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 06:54

:ﾉ hooheeyaahooho
:）hooheehohoohoo
:ノheoohahaho
:ヽhehoho

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 16:10

( ・-・) When did we get a live studio audience?

( ・-・) One that wasn't leftover Clonepas, I mean?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 20:06

( ・ω・) Are they all lying down?

( ・ω・) IS IT NAPTIME?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 21:15

lﾉ zzzzzzzzzzz
l）zzzzzzzzzzzzz
lノ zzzzzzzzz
lヽ zzzzz

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 21:36

Viewers were amused to sleep by today's episode of Everybody Loves
Clonepa, wherein the clones delivered an information-dense musical
number about quantum chromodynamics and butts. What will those-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　　　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　|l─────‐l|'

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 22:44

( ・ω・) All right ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the catgirl segment! Everybody get out your nekomimi and we shall begin.

( ・ω・)つ∧__∧

∧__∧
( ・ω・) にゃ〜

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 23:37

　 　 ∧＿∧
　　　（ ・ω・）　　It happened again.
　　⊂　 　　 つ
　　⊂Ｕ　　Ｕっ
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　　x　⊃
　　　 | 　 　 |
　　　 Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 00:01

(・∀・) Shall I get the shotgun, Grandpa?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 01:38

　 　 ∧＿∧
　　　（ ・ω・）　　Come on in.
　　⊂　 　　 つ
　　⊂Ｕ　　Ｕっ
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　 ◉　⊃
　　　 | 　 　 |
　　　 Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:13

( ´ω`) Please do, Junior. I thought I'd fixed that glitch already.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:17

(・∀・) Hold on a moment, there's something I need to do first.

(・∀・)つ∧__∧

∧__∧
(・∀・) にゃ〜

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:22

∧__∧
( ・∀・) Grandpa, how did you learn to create these imperfect clones of yourself?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 03:28

　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　（ ・ω・）　　Up up and away!
　　⊂　 　　 つ
　　⊂Ｕ　　Ｕっ
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃
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　　⊂　 ◉　　⊃
　　　 | 　 　 |
　　　 Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 02:43 

    _______________________
   /                        \
  /        _________         \
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⊂　 　　 ⊃        ⊂　 　　 ⊃

　　⊂　 　　 ⊃ ⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃ ⊂　 　　 ⊃
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃ ⊂ つ
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃ （ ・m・）
　　⊂　 　　 ⊃ v---v
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　　　 Ｕ'⌒'Ｕ

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 18:07

( ・-・)

(・-・ )

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・)つ∧_∧

∧_∧
( ・-・) にゃ〜
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